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Ur chances to look like a celebrity

Written by JadaPinkett from the blog BEYONCE SHOWS HER EXPENSIVE RING on 12 Mar 2009
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Hey Blogger!

I have some good news for you and guess where's this news coming from.........Well it's from RGB

Maybe it's your chance ... maybe it's mine, but hey look Real Goboza has offered us chance to win this wonderful apportunity.
I know most of us have been dreaming to look like one of our celebrities ...well it's your chance now and you have five weeks to do it.
If you want to look like Khanyi Mbau, Kelly Khumalo, CC, DJ Sbu, Trevor, Andile, Connie Furgerson, Sonia Sedibe, Dineo Mashaba, Ajax, Sbu from RC etc I won't finished them...Well RGB is here to help you and they will make you look exactly like the one you would love to be or look like, they will dress you exactly like her/ him.

Mina-ke Guyz I couldn't wait for the next day I have send them an email yesterday after I heard about these wonderful news but I won't tell u that who I would lo\ve to look like it will be a surprise once you see me on TV.

All you need to do is to email your name, the name of the Celeb u want to look like, where u staying and then email all that to: real@goboza.co.za

Let hear who u wanna look like gals and boyz.

Cheers Bafwethu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

179 Comments

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 09:15

Mh! Ican't wait to look like her, the way she dress...........Oh! I love her style.

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 09:20

mina im confused im not sure who i wanna look like?
Bonang
Mbali Mlotshwa
Kelly Khumalo
Khanyi M....mmmmmmmmmmm still thinking...pls help

cleve
12 Mar 2009 09:23

Okay!!!!!!!! No Thanks. If they gon show me on TV ngiyabonga.

ms.tebby
12 Mar 2009 09:24

Stro you would be lovely with a Rebecca Malope look, that hair cut...wow!

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 09:24

Why do u guys wanna look like someone else? Mina I love being me.

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 09:25

Stro you would be lovely with a Rebecca Malope look, that hair cut...wow!
LMAO

cleve
12 Mar 2009 09:27

Why do u guys wanna look like someone else? Mina I love being me

I love the hair but from abroad not form here. Give me B's hair and make-up artist.

andi01
12 Mar 2009 09:27

I would love to look like Mahlathini, since I am a girl, I would settle for Mahotela Quuens, (noma yiphi nje intokazi)

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 09:28

Nonny Cum on gal, I know there's a celebrity that turns u on, the way she dress and you always wish to be like her not because u feel ashamed of who you are.

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 09:29

ha ha ha Ms T....

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 09:30

LOL@ Andio01............I would love to look like Mahlathini, since I am a girl, I would settle for Mahotela Quuens, (noma yiphi nje intokazi)
.......................Well ke Ntombi it's your chance.

cleve
12 Mar 2009 09:31

Nonny Cum on gal, I know there's a celebrity that turns u on, the way she dress and you always wish to be like her not because u feel ashamed of who you are.

No one in SA makes me feel like that to tell the truth. I actually think I look much better than the lot.

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 09:31

I know there's a celebrity that turns u on, ...Nonny like Jennifer Hudson...

awelani
12 Mar 2009 09:31

is it only local celebs or also international??

awelani
12 Mar 2009 09:33

Yes Stro,, Nonny uyazifela ng JH shem,lol

dali
12 Mar 2009 09:36

id like to look like bonang but am big so prepare yourself fo a big bonang

damn i cant think of anyone else

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 09:36

I know there's a celebrity that turns u on, ...Nonny like Jennifer Hudson...
OK OK OK Stroh & Awe, I am mad abt Jennifer Hudson, even though enezingovolwana nje....LOL

cleve
12 Mar 2009 09:36

Gudluck JP, hope to c you on RGB! I don't think Jada will be happy about this betrayal.

andi01
12 Mar 2009 09:38

This will turn out to be a disaster, u'll c ladies as big as Mark Henry, wanting to look like Bonang, watch this space.

awelani
12 Mar 2009 09:41

LMAO @ andi...

zingovolwana??? Nonny??

lol @ Dali

blueroze
12 Mar 2009 09:42

u'll c ladies as big as Mark Henry, wanting to look like Bonang, watch this space.
LMAO>>>>>>>>>>>you're the guys are the best. I have been down and I knew I had to come home for a good laugh and feel better.

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 09:43

@Cleve wat if I'll be Jada that on that moment...................Anyway akusiye it's someone else I also like her.

I know there's a celebrity that turns u on, ...Nonny like Jennifer Hudson............Thank you so Strolicious phela uNonny uyazifela ngJennifer Hudson.

ms.tebby
12 Mar 2009 09:44

LOL andi, Mark Henry from WWE? waka waka wakaaaa!

maud
12 Mar 2009 09:47

@Nonny- second on that i am very confortable with who i am and how i look, thanks i ll pass.

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 09:48

zingovolwana??? Nonny??
Awe, I mean slight rabbit teeth.

Positivity1
12 Mar 2009 09:48

I'm feeling you Nonny. Some of us are trully inlove with ourselves.

All I need is a make up artist and a stylist to look like the better me. I don't wanna look like nobody. Nabo they also don't wanna look like any of us!

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 09:54

@Nonny- second on that i am very confortable with who i am and how i look, thanks i ll pass.
Nami, I don't like it when there are such competitions, coz this makes people to be never really happy with who they are. We are all different for a purpose, imagine a hundred other loud mouths like Bonang, tall slim and pete looking, that would be boring, one is enough!

andi01
12 Mar 2009 09:55

@ms tebby-LOL andi, Mark Henry from WWE- exactly, with the belly hanging, and those huge finger lickin thighs of his.

Cande
12 Mar 2009 09:56

If they can give me Kelly Khumalo/Khanyisile Mbau's perfect body then i will be fine

andi01
12 Mar 2009 09:57

imagine a hundred other loud mouths like Bonang, tall slim and pete looking, that would be boring, one is enough!- LOL

I think RGB should make it clear that, "girls we do make over, not miracles" so that people know, if you look like Kenneth Mashaba, no makeup would turn you to look like Trevor Noah, NEVER.

andi01
12 Mar 2009 10:00

@Cande- there is nothing perfect about Khanyi Mbau's bones-protruding body, serious.

maud
12 Mar 2009 10:00

sorry to be off topic, i would like to post some photos here, i have never seen such a perfect couple in my entire life, looks and intelligency combined, but as stupit as i am i can even create an Article, somebody help me please.

did i apologise for disturbing this article kanene?.

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 10:00

think RGB should make it clear that, "girls we do make over, not miracles" so that people know, if you look like Kenneth Mashaba, no makeup would turn you to look like Trevor Noah, NEVER.
kwa kwa kwa kwa, and Andi01, while on that they must make it clear that the budget will not allow for nip & tucks, so ur wishes must be realistic, coz vele no one can turn Sarah from Generations, into Demi Moore.

Zah000
12 Mar 2009 10:00

I think RGB should make it clear that, "girls we do make over, not miracles" so that people know, if you look like Kenneth Mashaba, no makeup would turn you to look like Trevor Noah, NEVER.<<<<<< LMAO, very true though

ms.tebby
12 Mar 2009 10:01

...with the belly hanging, and those huge finger lickin thighs of his >>>tl tl tl tl tl, can you picture his calves, kwa kwa kwaaaaa!...eish mara people are brave. Im also made to believe we are going to see amazing things la! hayibo!

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 10:02

Lol @ Dali the bigger Bonang

cleve
12 Mar 2009 10:03

@Cande- there is nothing perfect about Khanyi Mbau's bones-protruding body, serious

@ Cande, hhayi she looks like a man now coz she has lost so much weight. Sorry but her looks have deteriorated.

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 10:04

Andio01...................Ya it's true gal coz look at Kenneth Mashaba uhlula ngisho i -make up. ..........................But hey mina I have entered angikhathali ukthi abanye bacabangani okusalayo it's my chance to be on TV...........iloko nje okubalulekile.

ms.tebby
12 Mar 2009 10:05

I think RGB should make it clear that, "girls we do make over, not miracles" ...>> kwa kwa kwa kwaaaaa but ditto ditto!

andi01
12 Mar 2009 10:09

I am taking this to my own hands, anyone on tvsa who wants to look like the celebs below, PM, me

The journalist from Tshisa (incl the teeth, amazinyo kanjovane)
Aya from soul sunday (incl of amazinyo)
Brenda Ngxoli
Lira

andi01
12 Mar 2009 10:10

Anyone wanting to look like Cassandra (incl the way she laughs), ?????, come on peeps, times running out.

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 10:10

as for Khanyi Mbau.........I heard the rumours that yena no Chris Brown .....................u know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zah000
12 Mar 2009 10:10

Still on Khanyi Mbau<<<< Is the Chris Brown story true?? Malcom X even said that Khanyi kept quiet because Mandla said she wouldn't get the Lamorghini if she ever said anything........

Zah000
12 Mar 2009 10:12

Cassandra?? No flippin way.... & the way she laughs.... Nkos'enomusa!!!!

Positivity1
12 Mar 2009 10:13

Tata Jada Pinkett! Go for it sana, nobody is stopping you. Holla back when u become the two second star. Not to burst your buble, but just remember you always be remembered as a "wanna bee".

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 10:14

The journalist from Tshisa (incl the teeth, amazinyo kanjovane)
Aya from soul sunday (incl of amazinyo)
Brenda Ngxoli
Lira
LOL @ Andi01, uwongo sana, kodwa ke might as well add Sophie Ndaba to that list, she fits well.

andi01
12 Mar 2009 10:14

Anyone wanting to look like Mbazima Shilowa, please PM me, red socks are already available.

ms.tebby
12 Mar 2009 10:15

as for Khanyi Mbau.........I heard the rumours that yena no Chris Brown .....................u know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>> i read that the girl has confessed to be an attention seeker, people didnt this girl get enought when she was growing up, or maybe she wasnt performing above average at school?

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 10:15

Not to burst your buble, but just remember you always be remembered as a "wanna bee".
LOL

maud
12 Mar 2009 10:19

Guys Sarah from Generation ,shes advertising a funeral cover or insurance if i am not mistaken she has a lovely body sana' ngathi akusiwuye,i i sawthe advert yesterday.

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 10:19

"so prepare yourself fo a big bonang" oohh dali you killed me...for some reason I always think you are skinny

Tynt!
12 Mar 2009 10:23

CUD I BE JULIUS MALEMA FOR JUST A FEW HOURS? * dont know if i can handle hours thou*
I have never portrayed an idiot all my life,,

ms.tebby
12 Mar 2009 10:24

eish eish guys, didnt anyone see Thabang Skwa-something last night on SABC3, that guy from Kaelo whatever thing...wow, though he is a man I wanna look like him, shu that brother is hot, I dont think he is marrried yo yo yo! I think I should pass by sometime just to admire at him u knw..

Swagger
12 Mar 2009 10:25

True that Cleve, It seems like ms Mbewu is going the Drag Queen/Amstel look.
yerr!

awelani
12 Mar 2009 10:25

TL, I also she was skinny, thot she has Dinny's body..

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 10:31

Didn't they say how much budget they have? I'd kill for a personal trainer and a little nip 'n tuck...I love Thembi Seete's body... otherwise zol and gym will have to do.

What happened to GoldenSta's weekly updates?

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 10:31

okusalayo it's my chance to be on TV...........iloko nje okubalulekile..Ayoba JP i want my Vuvu to see me on Tv,athi umama...my son told my uncle uthi "umama wami uyangithanda mina,i cried after i heard him saying that"i love dat boy

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 10:33

@maud...........i also saw Sarah yesterday she look amazing on that Hollard Funeral cover insurance advert, so Nonny Sarah can look much better that the character she's playing on Generations.

Positivity1................let me tell u this my dear..............if u alwayz a wanna be, that's proves u that u know waht u living for..............so mowu muntu u must be alwayz a dreamer to achieve.

awelani
12 Mar 2009 10:34

@Stro, did he say it with Phuthu's voice?? lol

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 10:35

...I love Thembi Seete's body
Tripple D boobs and all TheLady?

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 10:37

@Stro, did he say it with Phuthu's voice?? lol
LOL

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 10:38

yes Awe with his head on his shoulder....

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 10:41

I'd keep mine Nonns...just her arms, stomach and thighs-I didn't wanna take the woman apart yazi

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 10:46

I'd keep mine Nonns...just her arms, stomach and thighs-I didn't wanna take the woman apart yazi
Waze wasa bo TL....LOL

BigMama
12 Mar 2009 10:48

JP........you will be none other than, the one and only Sonia Sedibe. l know she is second from Mrs Smith. Please don´t break my neck for revealing the secret..........

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 10:51

ooowwwiii..bazowenza kanjani ukuthi ube wide umlomo? I guess your make over won't be very expensive JP...she has synthetic hair too, not even 100% human hair...worse ke uma sekuyiphondo ungathi yisidleke esihashulwe umlilo.

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 10:52

lol @ TL...I didn't wanna take the woman apart yazi

Zah000
12 Mar 2009 10:54

worse ke uma sekuyiphondo ungathi yisidleke esihashulwe umlilo.<<<< kwa kwa kwa...... uwrongo yazi

cleve
12 Mar 2009 10:58

ooowwwiii..bazowenza kanjani ukuthi ube wide umlomo? I guess your make over won't be very expensive JP...she has synthetic hair too, not even 100% human hair...worse ke uma sekuyiphondo ungathi yisidleke esihashulwe umlilo.

kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa X 1000kwas!!!!!!!!!

HARAMBE24
12 Mar 2009 11:06

I wanna look like Ms Connie Ferguson in Drag.................

tshepiso
12 Mar 2009 11:13

I so perfect, I think those celebrities wish to look like me.

boogy-babe
12 Mar 2009 11:14

Some of us apha look much better than those celebs without make up. Agree with Noni ndizithanda oluhlobo ndililo.

dali
12 Mar 2009 11:18

TL ....i wish........ im big joh i need to loose some weight all this chicken licken hot wings im always eating, not good fo ma health.

but i still wanna look like B big tummy and all, im hoping fo a miracle.

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 11:24

Boogy -B its not bcoz asikho bahle nathi bt there must be sum1 okuchazayo..ngimuhle,ngimuhle,ngimuhle...and i wanna be on Tv maybe dat will be my chance to gt dat modelling contract...LOL

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 11:29

"TL ....i wish........ im big joh i need to loose some weight all this chicken licken hot wings im always eating, not good fo ma health."
LOL mina I always have an excuse for unhealthy eating, today my line is: "I need to eat hotwings for lunch, coz I can feel that I am coming up with the flu and my throat needs something hott ezonginwaya kahle umphimbo"

"but i still wanna look like B big tummy and all, im hoping fo a miracle."
♫♫There can be miracles when you believe, though hope is frail, its hard to kill Who knows what miracles you can achieve, when you believe somehow you will .......................you will when you believe ♫♫

ngwana
12 Mar 2009 11:35

I wanna look like Ms Connie Ferguson in Drag..>>>> LMAO

Hope this includes getting Brazilian hair like Kelly & Khanyi or micro-bonding like Connie Ferguson.
Cause thats all i would want from this little exercise.

dali
12 Mar 2009 11:35

i believe i believe i believe i believe i believe oh i believe i believe i believe i believe oh i believe

nonny one day a miracle will happen some of my collegues r starting aerobics classes (have to start somewhere..LOL)soon and i wanna join them maybe my wish will come true. i can c maself looking like B already slim, beautiful and all

Best-Achiever
12 Mar 2009 11:38

babetm
12 Mar 2009 11:41

sorry to go off topic but i need yo advice urgently

yesterday i dreamt of my ex-b and today i cant even concetrate, i havnt seen him for 3years, i dont want us go get back together i just want to hear his voice, so what must i do ?

cleve
12 Mar 2009 11:42

Hope this includes getting Brazilian hair like Kelly & Khanyi or micro-bonding like Connie Ferguson.

@ Ngwana you can get that yourself. Ask for Tyra's hair and Beyonce's hair. Now that's what I want.

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 11:43

nonny one day a miracle will happen some of my collegues r starting aerobics classes (have to start somewhere..LOL)soon and i wanna join them maybe my wish will come true. i can c maself looking like B already slim, beautiful and all
LOL, u don't sound like someone who is serious yazi.

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 11:45

yesterday i dreamt of my ex-b and today i cant even concetrate, i havnt seen him for 3years, i dont want us go get back together i just want to hear his voice, so what must i do ?
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH then call him, that's teh only way u can hear his voice without seeing him!

awelani
12 Mar 2009 11:47

♫♫There can be miracles when you believe, though hope is frail, its hard to kill Who knows what miracles you can achieve, when you believe somehow you will .......................you will when you believe ♫♫ ,,LMAO

Dali will b singing this when getting a make-over,lol

(Oh, I believe) Oh, I believe
(Oh, I believe) Oh, I believe, yeah
(I believe) I believe
(Oh, I believe) Woo...I
(Oh, I believe) I believe
(I believe) Oh, ho, I believe

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 11:48

Call him babetm? Just an idea...

myname
12 Mar 2009 11:52

Khawubethe Nonylicious......u r insipered by Mariah Curry no sis Whiteny, nkoso'nofefe!!!

I only need Connies clothes from Gen & some of Ntombi

dali
12 Mar 2009 11:52

im very serious, they'll have to make me look like B before i losse the weight maybe that will be my inspiration

dali
12 Mar 2009 11:54

awe u ri tsale kahle risumu leri man!!!!!!!!!!! i wanted to write it like that

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 11:56

Guys, off-topic, I have been containing myself all morning so kindly excuse me, didn't the women who was united with her son of Khumbulekhaya on the first story make u LOL when she said: "Oh Nkosi, Thhixo ungenzani, indodana yami, isibuya isingayona, isingumfanekiso, yuhhhh uyisi skeleton mtanami" (saying her son is a skeleton)

andi01
12 Mar 2009 11:59

.......................you will when you believe ♫♫ ,,LMAO
♫♫ JUST BELIEVE-----------♫♫

ROTFLMAOL

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 12:00

hey, I've been waiting for the recaps on KK-"umntanami yisithunzela" hahaha ungiqedile umagogo.

awelani
12 Mar 2009 12:01

yhoooo Nonny, that magogo killed me, i was ROTFLMBAO when she sedyuhhhh uyisi skeleton mtanami and before that she sed my son came bek a Zombie,,I was finished,,

Best-Achiever
12 Mar 2009 12:02

babetm ..... get rid of bile, drink castor-oil LOL

im joking dear, the only advice i can give you, is dont do something you wouldnt like you bf to do on your back neh?

awelani
12 Mar 2009 12:02

Nami futhi TL, where's rene??

awelani
12 Mar 2009 12:04

and the son looks as old as his mother,,um scared of bothoka-land, tjoo.

andi01
12 Mar 2009 12:04

@Nonny- when are the repeats, for KK

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 12:04

yhoooo Nonny, that magogo killed me, i was ROTFLMBAO when she sedyuhhhh uyisi skeleton mtanami and before that she sed my son came bek a Zombie,,I was finished,,
LMAO that gogo finshed me, I just couldn't wait for a KK recap to say that!

dali
12 Mar 2009 12:05

thank gaad for the english sub titles on khumbul ekaya yoh i LMAO @ that magogo calling her son a zombie

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 12:07

@Nonny- when are the repeats, for KK
I don't think there is, that's why I just gatecrashed JP's article (love u Jay)

"and the son looks as old as his mother,,um scared of bothoka-land, tjoo. "
I know hey, peverty knows how to age a man. Neway didn't it make u laugh when him wearing shoes made him feel like a millionaire, shem bandla.

The Punisher
12 Mar 2009 12:11

Why do u guys wanna look like someone else? Mina I love being me. ... well said Nonny!

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 12:11

Umalume asking the little child if he knows him-WTF? He's been gone for 18 years for crying out loud...I loved umagogo though-"xelela labantu ukuthi ngakwenzani mina noma bakwenzani abantakwenu. Yini engaka engakugxotha ekhaya?"
translated
Tell these people (khumbul'ekhaya crew) what I did to you or what your siblings did to you."

Zah000
12 Mar 2009 12:13

Shem bandla his story was kinda sad. Yazi ukuthi i couldn't even laugh when the magogo said the sthunzela statement :-(

myname
12 Mar 2009 12:14

Sorry wethu JP maar i just cant resist...Shame i shed one tear when they said that lady bought him some clothes...shame inkosi ikubusise wethu sisi.

Shame Nonny "shoes made him feel like a millionaire" maar hai his mum hahahaha i was dead when she said iskeleton nezombie hehehe ROTFLOL.

Womile shame ubhuti wabantu, indlala inamanyalo stru bob

Ibingathi yinja enomgada, shame bantu

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 12:16

Umalume asking the little child if he knows him-WTF? He's been gone for 18 years for crying out loud
LOL that's the same thing that made me LMAO.

awelani
12 Mar 2009 12:17

LMAO@ wearing shoes made him feel like a millionaire..i missd this, maybe I missd it when i was lafing..

Dali, when magogo crying, i thot of u shem, wished i cud call u and tell u not to cry..

I almost cried on the last story, that child is not well, really,, they must get her a saikholojist FAST, b4 she daz something stupid like commit suicide or run away again...

myname
12 Mar 2009 12:19

I almost cried on the last story, that child is not well, really,, they must get her a saikholojist FAST, b4 she daz something stupid like commit suicide or run away again...Doll bamdlile lamntana strong & she needs help ASAP, u can c from a distance ukuthi uhlukumezekile

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 12:20

Womile shame ubhuti wabantu, indlala inamanyalo stru bob
Ibingathi yinja enomgada, shame bantu
Myname u are killing me.

awelani
12 Mar 2009 12:21

I really feel for her Myname, its really sad, just hope she will overcome whatever happened to her.. :(

cleve
12 Mar 2009 12:23

...Doll bamdlile lamntana strong & she needs help ASAP, u can c from a distance ukuthi uhlukumezekile

I think she was out there living what she thought was life. No one kidnapped her she went of her own free will. To me she just looks stout. She knew exaclty where she was going when she left.

dali
12 Mar 2009 12:24

awe i did not cry yesteday wa tiva, i guess im really getting over this evry week someone who left home 34, 20, 18 years ago comes back home hayi suka im tired of crying instead i was LMAO @ their expressions.

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 12:27

Guys aren't there any white people that write to KK? The closest we have been is a couloured famlity from the Cape.

awelani
12 Mar 2009 12:29

LOL @ Nonny & dali

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 12:31

@ BigMama u don't splid out secret neh?

Strolicious
12 Mar 2009 12:33

niwrongo shame,turning JP's article to KK recap...Lol.....
♫♫i wanna be a zelebrity ♫♫

dali
12 Mar 2009 12:36

awe ill PM u my cell namba then u can call me next time neh!

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 12:40

Dali - U won't regret giving Awe ur no. she calls like she owns Vodacom.....LOL

andi01
12 Mar 2009 12:42

@Nonny-Guys aren't there any white people that write to KK? The closest we have been is a couloured famlity from the Cape.- ende bona bagitsheliswa iBhanoyi enophephel'e mhlana, (and they were flown to Cape Town) and that pissed me off, rerug

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 12:42

I fell asleep, I wanted to know why the poor kiddo left home-where was she?

andi01
12 Mar 2009 12:43

I cant get over that one, nci nci nci, Suid Afrika, racist racist racist, ek se vir julle

Nonny
12 Mar 2009 12:44

ende bona bagitsheliswa iBhanoyi enophephel'e mhlana, (and they were flown to Cape Town) and that pissed me off, rerug
LOL Andi01...........I can't believe u still remember that "special" treatment".

Zah000
12 Mar 2009 12:45

TL She was on the streets but she didn't say why she'd left home. Shem umntanabantu needs counselling coz u'd see nje ukuthi she's emotionally scarred

awelani
12 Mar 2009 12:45

No problem Dali

LOL @ Nonny,, stop greening me maan wena, lol

JadaPinkett
12 Mar 2009 12:50

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheLady
12 Mar 2009 12:50

She's soo cute on the photo shame...thanx Zah

myname
12 Mar 2009 12:53

Askis JP

Bloggers sakwanele nguKK manje

Oh JP i would love 2 have Lorcia Cooper or she no longer Cooper then im sorry, but i love her thighs with those muscles, damn girl!!!!

andi01
12 Mar 2009 13:00

myname- wena shem uyabullisha ngamanye amasometimes

myname
13 Mar 2009 09:49

myname- wena shem uyabullisha ngamanye amasometimes

LOL, i wonder what i 've done now.....askis Andile

Moody7
13 Mar 2009 12:04

Hey I want my girlfriend to look like that girl from Craz-e!! Pearl... The Black Pearl...Oh my...she does things to me

dali
13 Mar 2009 12:36

moody leave da kids alone hawu u r really afta dem neh?

JadaPinkett
13 Mar 2009 13:28

Hey I want my girlfriend to look like that girl from Craz-e!! Pearl ............Ha ha LOL @ Moody7

JadaPinkett
16 Mar 2009 13:54

u have only four weeks left for u to become a star but for a short period kwazi bani maybe ngeke kuphele lapho it may happen one of the tv producer love ur personality and have something about but only if u can enter this wonderful opportunitity.

dali
19 Mar 2009 11:02

that girl did not look one bit like bonang. just that she's slim, i could have looked much more like bonang my weight and all! nxa!

awelani
19 Mar 2009 11:07

LMAO @ Dali,, babes, u are obsses,,

myname
19 Mar 2009 11:14

Dali stop being jealous!

They didnt say they r looking 4 a look-alike bt they can give u a LOOK like ur fav cele-ba-ready

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 11:17

been looking for this article to find out if JP is impressed from lastnyt!

Dali that girl far away from Bonang,

awelani
19 Mar 2009 11:21

''''obssesd'''''

dali
19 Mar 2009 11:23

awe im more than obssessed!

myname i cant help it!............LOL

thank u ms T atleast someone agrees with me.

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 11:32

Guyz I didn't watch RGB yesterday besengilele

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 11:44

ms.tebby kuthiweni izolo

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 11:48

ms.tebby wat was the news?

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 11:53

JP nothing really except for that gal -Bonang fan- just like the comments above, anyway we all entitled to our opinions. did you sms to enter fo the competition my lovie?

...and then:

Andile-mama's baby
Sophie Ndaba-said something about the shower that I didnt hear clearly
then the twins-aaag!!!-working on my nerves- Ntando & hlele- no comment

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 11:56

Yes I did enter the competition but no response.....i've emailed them

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 11:57

JP- nothing really fascinating about the makeover-

and then :

Andile-mama's baby
Sophie Ndaba- said something about the shower that I didnt quite hear
the twins-aaag! those 2 are just working on my nerves-Ntando & Hlele

what else?

oh, yeah Mahoota's birthday extravaganza, tjo tjo tj!

green
19 Mar 2009 11:58

"Stro you would be lovely with a Rebecca Malope look, that hair cut...wow!" LOL mstebby. usile yazi, udlala ngo "MARIBS"

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 11:58

thanx for the update my love

awelani
19 Mar 2009 11:59

Kuli: So mshoza, Y do u want to fix your nose, you are black and bleks have flat noses.

Mshoza:,,well i u have money and can fix some things that you're not happy with, Y not.. but um a proud blek lady.

Kuli: and what's this we hear about u wanting to do something on our butt??

Mshoza: Um a dancer, the best female dancer in mzantsi and if I can fix my butt, i think it will make me dance well,, um a proud blek lady.

Kuli: bla bla bla bla??

mshoza: nywe nywe nywe..um a proud blek lady

kuli: I wish to have boobies like yours when i grow up..

Kuli: so u wana drive old men crazy with the new boobies??

Mshoza: Um married, bla bla blah blah (pulling her dress down as it was pulled up a bit)..um a proud blek lady

THE END!!!!!!!

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 12:00

shooo! sorry my internet is cartooning me!

Good luck Jada, i cant wait to see you my fwend

awelani
19 Mar 2009 12:01

the word RECESSION daznt mean a thing to mahoota,,,hope ol his "frends" will b around when he's down and out,, coz damn uyadliwa lomuntu man....daz any1 have his digits??i need a stepdaddy for my baby,lol

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 12:02

tl tlt tl tl awelani, thanx I forgot that part, hi hi hi...lemme read

monchooza
19 Mar 2009 12:03

that nose...was so flat ngathi it did not go under the knife...

as for mahootas party....eish i want a party like that

awelani
19 Mar 2009 12:03

ohh ya and @ one point when she was rying to say "Um a proud blek lady",, Kuli joined her and they sed it 2geda, I was LMAO.. gosh she sounded like a parrot.

green
19 Mar 2009 12:04

lol nonny "I am mad abt Jennifer Hudson, even though enezingovolwana nje....LOL" ugcwele ukusa yazi ntombazane!

dali
19 Mar 2009 12:04

LOL awe

which nose did she fix cause i didnt c any difference

awelani
19 Mar 2009 12:05

thank u monchoo, the damn nose is still as flat,, she needs to contact Karabo's surgeon pronto and get her money bek from the bogus 1 she went to.

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 12:06

tl tl tl tl Green, i love Maribs, I can never do that to her, instead I want everyone to look like her so I can smile all the time, aske Brown Shuga, hi hi hi..

awe, u forgot the Michael Jackson tease, I was ROTF- Kuli asking if she is not scraed to end up like MJ

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 12:08

**scared**

green
19 Mar 2009 12:08

i wanna look like lillian dube...uyangichaza nama specs

Pooky
19 Mar 2009 12:10

best female dancer in mzansi???? hehehehe..and here i was thinking its Elizma

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 12:11

LOL awe

which nose did she fix cause i didnt c any difference>>> I thought I was the only one who didnt see the difference

dali
19 Mar 2009 12:15

amen pooky!!!!!!!!!

green
19 Mar 2009 12:17

or maybe i wanna look like khethiwe from generations...since she's now a model and all

Pooky
19 Mar 2009 12:40

I'm so loving Lady Gaga..
♫p- p -p- poker face p- p- poker face dand dang dang dang♫
♫p- p- p- poker face p- p- poker face dand dang dang dang ♫

Lela
19 Mar 2009 12:42

Fuuny how it's always the people who don't have jobs who do all these surgeries. UNomasonto zakhe abhatale indoda yam ke imali le amowa yona,while she doesn't know what to do with Jacob's money my baby needs dipers nx!

awelani
19 Mar 2009 12:45

Lela,, please translate, wana ear u clear..

ms.tebby
19 Mar 2009 12:54

Lela, kwa kwa kwa kwa tl tl tl tl.....

Best-Achiever
19 Mar 2009 12:56

LOL @Lela

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 13:01

Oh!yeah.......Awelani this thing between Mshoza and Kuli is it true or u jst kiddin ohela wena ngiyakwazi uyathandaukudlala.

awelani
19 Mar 2009 13:03

LOL @ JP, um serious gal and i was sitting there going WTF is this suppose to be?? it happened for real,lol

Pooky
19 Mar 2009 13:04

LMAO @ Lela

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 13:06

Ha ha Aws.....wish i was there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lela
19 Mar 2009 13:06

Awe it means she must pay my man the money she owes him. I don't know if she has now forgotten that some people still work for a living,you can imagine how I felt when she was bragging about all the body parts she is still gonna fix, meaning she's not gonna pay anytime soon,haykhona Mshoza mna I just need dipers nje plz sisi!

awelani
19 Mar 2009 13:10

thanx Lela,, sorry but i gotta LMBAO!!!tl tl tl tl tl tl,, maybe u must go to the papers(Sunday World/Sunday Sun), un know how they love these kind of stories,, go ahead and expose her wena Lela.

kkwakwakwa @ fixing bogy parts..

JuneRose
19 Mar 2009 13:11

Weeeeee weee wwee Lela what i you saying. Tjoo ke utlwa hantle bathong?

@ awe um a proud blek lady,that part killed me. Nose job i think they were making it horizontally (segowa).

Pooky
19 Mar 2009 13:11

call Sunday Sun or City Press Lela and expose her LOL

Pooky
19 Mar 2009 13:12

Awelani i see you and i have the same advice for Lela ahahahahah

Toxic
19 Mar 2009 13:15

LOL Lela.

cant stay up long enuff to watch RGB anymore.

awelani
19 Mar 2009 13:24

@JR,, its like she was programmed to always say that part after each answer,, she was irritating me like hell. LOL @ Horizontal nose job,, kwakwakwa

yes NomaPookinunu,, great minds think alike..lol

JadaPinkett
19 Mar 2009 13:44

Akuve nidelela weboSweetheart LOL@ HORIZONTAL NOSE JOB

JadaPinkett
01 Jun 2009 14:52

Tjo seems I lost this opportunity coz i've been waiting en nothin happened well one day everything will be fine

mothotlung
01 Jun 2009 15:02

Nna i want to look like Peter Tenet wa le shangaan. ...but i must be light skinned ngabimnyama.

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