SORRY MAAN SISI, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

First things first, Cam gal, we are sorry about your split with the kid that's nine years your junior. Whathisname again, is it Justin? Yeah, that guy! It was about time babe, at least you had some fun, right? 
This is really bad for them wanna-be-craddle snatchers coz you know you, Eva & Demi were kinda giving hope and putting the stamp on the "age ain't nuttin but a number" ish so now that it's over, gal, leave the brother alone and start looking for a "man". 

Like Thato said, she does seem very old now all of a sudden. Eish!

And while we are on the subject of craddle snatchers, what is this foolish nonsense I hear about mama Whitney and Brandy's baby brother, Ray J being a couple? I seriously hope this is all just pure BS.

COMING BACK HOME....

MZANSI RIDEZ WHAT????

Just wanna send a quick shout out to my favourite music channel and tell them that their new show Mzanzi Ridez SUCKS!!!

The Promo's are whack! They make me not want to watch the show coz they're so dull plus that gal, Sakia Falken just kills the excitement for me. In case you guys (Channel O) did not know, Ready D is a DJ, not presenter. You should have just gotten Proverb to do the damn thing.  
I still got too much love for you though but damn, this is nonsense right here!

The jury is still out on O Zone....


AND THE AWARD FOR "HORROR OF THE YEAR" GOES TO....

So Saturday morning, I tortured my fine self by watching a full episode of this horror in the hope of seeing the much talked about Howza (Chase) and I didn't spot him. I know I said my crush on him was not enough to make me tune in but I did and yes, I regret it!

Instead of seeing the man, I was harrased by images of Ipeleng's wig, umkhaba ka Victor (former Sphiwe in Generations) & a horrific love scene between Sgolwane and the new gal, whose name I have no time looking up. 

If I have a show on TV and it's not doing well, I would add some hott talent to spice things up, not just anyone so I really fail to understand why that gal has just been added to an already boring cast?? If her scenes with Sgolwane are anything to go by then I really don't see the purpose of it all!!! 

I don't care how serious Mandla Hlatshwayo looks on the show or how neat his hair is but to me he will always be the tired/boring Sphiwe in Generations and I have trouble erasing those horrible images from my head. Maybe in a year or so...

Not being one to give up easily, I watched Backstage again yesterday to see if I would spot "Chase" by any chance and luckily he did pitch and I was pleasantly surprised at the bit of his acting that I saw. 
I must admit, the part that killed me was when he turned his back on the camera and we got to see his cute behind.....*sigh*...ok, he was fully clothed but still....

Cute as his behind may be, there is no way in hell I'm tuning in again to catch that madness coz damn I prefer soapies to horrors and hell will freeze over before Backstage becomes the real entertaining soapie that it once was back in the days of Tendai etc etc.  
What? It can? I dare you to turn it around!! (wink wink)

Extra Backstage...
Oh! and while we are on the Backstage topic, I just wanna clarify that I ain't got beef with them just coz they wouldn't allow me to have a drink at Duke's.
Ok, let me explain. 
When I first got to Jozi, when Backstage moved to Jozi years ago I had all these dreams etc etc and ended up at some casting agency. One day we were called to go to Backstage as extras in scenes shot at Dukes so obviously yo gal was just happy to be going there and seeing peeps that were regarded as hot then. 
Safika daar and it was cool, and then we got dressed (we actually brought our best clothes ek se) and went in to "shoot" our scenes. I sat at a table with one guy and we were given the drinks, hot as they were and told to act like we're having a conversation. 
I then started chatting "softly' to my date while "sipping" my drink, as I always see it done on TV, but there was a "CUT" and my date and I were told not to actually make sounds but to"look" as if we are having a conversation. Tough being an actor but I figured I'd pull it off. 

Minutes later, one guy, don't know what he does came to us and told me "We aren't finished shooting the scene yet but your drink is finished! Don't drink, act like you're drinking!". Then he stormed off and went to fill up the glass. 
I then thought hah noh, really this acting business is not for me! 
Lunch time came and we went to the dining area where they were serving the buffet lunch. The worst moment was here. When we were told we had to "wait for the "actors" to eat first before we could go and eat "was when I decided that being an extra was not something I wanted to do and I realized my lack of acting talent. I couldn't even pretend to be drinking from a glass!!! But at least I got the R200 in lieu of my humiliation!

Morale of the story? Know where your true talents lie...I know mine are certainly not in acting! Go padile!!!!

P.S If you are wondering if I did make it on TV for that scene, well, after having told everybody to watch me on the show, the only part of my anatomy that made it to the small screen was my ELBOW and it was very hard trying to convince everyone that it was actually my elbow! 

It's not funny...I was really hurt.

YFM BREAKFAST NEEDS A WAKE UP CALL

Anyone who's taken the time to read my blogiwood will know that I love all things Local so naturally, I love YFM. For the music mostly and sometimes you do hear a bit of news about this and that so for that too. 

More than YFM, I dig Thato a lot and damn, Pabi (Sistahood/Out of the Box) is a sweet gal and it pains me to say it out loud mara the truth of the matter is that  Y'd Awake is not working guys...

You tried, gave it your best but it just ain't working and I cannot damn well listen to Azania (worse) so the only way is for me to kindly ask someone to tap Bondo and tell him to get off his chair and start giving us a breakfast show that does not actually make us wanna crawl right back into bed!.

My remedy?? Rudeboy Paul & Sanza!! Those boys would handle that slot like a mutha (as Fresh would say) and the only reason I ain't suggesting Chilli M is coz I'm so tired of hearing his "me this" "me that" stories, plus his jokes are never funny. (Love Dineo though!!)

So, I know you're thinking this Rudeboy thing has something to do with me and my "thing" for Xhosa men with dreadlocks right? No! Hayi sana urongo!!! The (very cute) brother is a damn good DJ and you only need to listen to Kamikaze 12:00 - 15:00, weekdays to hear it for yourself. 

Plus I was ultra excited to hear that he's gonna be hosting Lilizela Mlilizeli on SABC 2, I will so be watching it!!! Ooh laa voice sana!!
 
Now someone please be kind and pass the message on to Mr. Ntuli, I would appreciate it oh so dearly!!

What I would appreciate more is if someone took Trevor Noah and put him on Television for us to perve on. 

Now with that smile. dimples, wouldn't that be the most popular show ever? Damn you can even put him on Backstage it that's what it takes, I'll watch!


Yo gal's out!! Now holla brownshuga@tvsa.co.za ....Ooh, I think I'ma be getting a lotta hate mail on this one...