Shane Powers' Official Bio
Shane Powers is not the latest hotshot fashion designer to join The Bold And The Beautiful nor is he the next action star in the mold of Vin Diesel, despite what his soapyish name might suggest.
He works as…I have no idea what he works as. The bio says he “established a boutique specialty marketing company with the goal of effectively branding products,” whatever that means.
He enjoys basketball, softball, writing and frequenting bookstores. I wonder if he’s read Gray’s Atrocity or whatever the name of Austin’s book was? His still-in-progress most important accomplishment is raising his son. Aw, that’s quite sweet. Or at least it was until I read his son’s name is Boston.
Yes, his son’s full name is Boston Powers. Shagadelic name there, baby. If he wins the show, Shane wants to use the prize money to buy some real equipment for his son’s football team. You might want to put a little of it aside to pay for the therapy bills that might come from naming your son Boston Powers. Oh, behave!
He is apparently some modern day Svengali who claims to have an unmatched ability to manipulate people and not have them be resentful. Riiigghhht. That’s what they all say. We’ll see just how great this ability is soon enough.