Sunday night's first evictees Hilda, Julio and Teclar.
Dear Big Brother
It's been a week since StarGame started so I'm getting in touch to ask you to change very important things that have been problems since the start. Please can you fix these at your earliest convenience i.e.
now:1) In the Daily Show, when you show edited clips of the Downville housemates in their diary sessions, please put their names and relationships as a pop-up on the screen.
There are too many housemates and many uhdikts rely on these shows to stay informed so they're crucial to assisting everyone in knowing who's who as quickly as possible.
2) Please cut the long opening sequence from the Daily Shows because it's unnecessary. It takes ages and steals minutes from what's already a short show. Replace it with a quick flash of the logo or title card at the start and use the extra time for footage.
3) Please, please,
please stop the ridiculous Lotto nominations of housemates - it defeats the entire point of the show and saps all tension between housemates. It changes the format so radically the show needs to be called something else if it stays.
4) Pack the Live Show with juicy snippets and interesting moments instead of the endless shots of housemates that don't reveal a thing. It happened for ages on Sunday night and gave the strong sense that the camera crew zoned out and that the production team didn't know what was going on.
Make sure that the action's tight, that things happen on cue and that the producers know what's going to happen next because this isn't happening right now - at
all.
5) Ensure that the camera people who are filming the house don't fall asleep or do whatever it is they're doing when they refuse to work the cameras.
Insist. Do something that makes them realise how crucial it is to
always follow the most dramatic action.
6) Fix the feed to the second house. Pronto.
7) Don't censor what we can and can't see. Don't decide for us. The show's rated 18 so no-one should be judging what we see.
8) Please add the "Record all episodes" function to the Daily Shows on the PVR.
9) Add sub-titles to all conversations that happen in beds. Everything gets muffled and it's impossible to hear.
10) Please can someone confirm that Jesica's
definitely spelt with only one "s". If it is, ask her to change it to two because it's making me uncomfortable every time I see it.
Looking forward to your very swift response.
Yours in uhdiktion
Tashi
Add your own! ...