Now we know that boob jobs are definitely flotation devices. They'll save you if you're drowning but they'll force you to float when you're diving. It was clearly what happened to Angie on Survivor on Monday and why she was forced to GIVE UP the immunity challenge as quickly as she did.
I'm so relieved you have no idea. Besides the occupational hazard, her foobs (fake boobs) looked ridiculous too. They send her body out of proportion - that bikini top of hers was monstrous.
I'm all for freedom-of-cleavage etc. but I honestly don't understand why so many people go plastic. My worst is how they're regarded as being so special by so many people - as if they make the person carrying them so much more special. Puhlease. I know without a doubt that if I were a guy I would prefer au naturel.
Which is why I was quite impressed with Malcolm and his decision to ditch his showmance with Angie in favour of a sex therapist. It's bizarre that this is what Denise does - it shouldn't be a "thing" of course - but it's definitely something one thinks about.
I forget about what the others do in real life but not with her - I even found myself wondering if she's so athletic from sport or sex. She's clearly a player and the best of the bunch at Matsing - not that that's saying much of course. Russell was so pathetic I almost rolled my eyes off my face when he clutched for the ladder during the challenge.
Last week I didn't realise that Denise is so much tighter with Malcolm than she is with Russell but this week it became clear why she would be. I'm not mad about their alliance though - Denise has revealed that she's definitely a contender worth supporting but I just don't see myself ever getting behind Malcolm and his overgrown bob.
He's streaks ahead of that terrible Abi though.
Urgh - what a traitor. And
not in a good Survivor way. The way she's treated RC's terrible - and also non-sensical - she never once explained why she wanted to turn on RC. RC doesn't even get cocky with her like she does with everyone else - maybe it's because of this?? Like Abi thinks she's a walkover as a result.
Abi's move to find the idol without RC was a low blow - Survivor's all about backstabbing but not that kind of backstabbing. There's Survivor backstabbing and there's meanness and she's plain mean. She abused RC's trust without any legitimate reason. Clearly she thinks she's a "player" and wants to give off this impression but she's not thinking things through.
Same thing with Lisa. I'm so disappointed by how powerless she is when she could have had so much power in an alliance with Mike. If she approached him he'd definitely make one with her - I have no doubt about it - but instead she's choosing to align with the rest of them, placing herself at the bottom of their pile - at their mercy.
Of course Mike's guilty too - he's too busy hurting himself to speak to her too. He's gone from hero to zero in his tribe whereas the opposite's happened to Jonathan at Kalabaw.
Not that they think he's a hero but he's gathered himself ammo - the immunity idol, his superficial relationship with Jeff and a highly successful tribe. It's weird because they aren't united as tribe mates at all and yet they do so consistently well in challenges.
They do it effortlessly too - you never see them freaking out. Could be to do with Jeff being a baseball player - he's an experienced member of a team. The others are all fit too when you think about it - they aren't prominent as individuals but no-one's dropped the ball yet.
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