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Written by Segololo from the blog TeleSegolic View Vision on 10 Dec 2009
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So the famous best sportsman in the world, previously known as Tiger Woods, now Cheetah Woods discovered he ain’t got stripes but spots after he got into an argument with his wife, Elin, had an accident and his whole world changed within a space of 2 weeks… And his entire personal life crumbled around him as close to 12 women have come out and said they had an affair with him. 

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At the rate the women are coming out it looks like the Tiger was aiming for 18 holes. Some of the women have denied it, and hired lawyers; some have come out with all the proof and details of what they did with the golf player. AND the world has been captivated about this story because the man was almost always squeaky clean on the golf course that you would be shocked if anyone said if he killed a fly. 


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I have 3 issues with this whole story – first, The wife’s pain is being handled so flippant by most tabloid papers that you get a feeling that she is not supposed to be hurt that her husband was cheating. Some talk shows have even said that her being married to a celebrity should be a given that others will want some and she should willingly share. Hau! Is now cheating exclusively a celebrity thing? Do celebrities now have exclusive rights to hurting others? 

It shocks me that people that cheat are given every excuse in the book of cheaters and no sympathy is ever spared for the victims. The poor woman has been living a lie with a man that promised to be faithful and honest. Her mother was rushed to the hospital on Monday after she flew in to support her daughter in this time of pain and turmoil. 

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The second issue I have is that he writes on his website that his family must be left alone now but when he was busy having pics for magazine covers taken with the “happy family” he invited the public into his life. He was messing up his own marriage on the side thinking he would never get caught? Yeah right! He had affairs that carried on for years! 

Jeeze! He was stupid and cheap – never bought a meal or anything for them. Lol! Yeah, now all those woman kept stuff like emails, sms and voicemails and are now cashing in on his misery… He took nude pics with them, he took them to his house and bonked them all over the house! Haaibo! 

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Happier times

My third issue is his children; even if this dies down – which I doubt will happen -they now have to be stigmatized with the title of the children of the best public sportsman in the world but the worst private life scandal. This has already been dubbed “the biggest story of the year beating Michael Jackson’ death”. 

Maybe there will be a Joost type of deal coming out for the wife or for Tiger, some producer might make amovie about it... what should the book title be? What should the movie title be?

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My suggestions for me  are the book should be "Lost my stripes" or "Got me spots". My suggestions for the movie is "12 women and Tiger spots". lol! ANy suggestions from you, bloggers?


Anywho, if you wanna keep up with who he played on the grass with – check here



58 Comments

GML
10 Dec 2009 15:28

Haai shame.

To think the woman and kids now have the papers to deal with as well

Cande
10 Dec 2009 15:28

LOL.. haiye naye Tiger overdid it man. cheating with soo many women ???

goldii
10 Dec 2009 15:29

It was never going to work anyway. She came from nothing, had nothing , not a single cent to her name except the baby sitter tag. He had all the power , the money the aura, prestige , it was all his for the taking.

There was no balance in the relationship , she was always going to be a lapdog , I suspect she was expected to shut up and put up, in a lap of luxury nogal, not a bad deal , except she sold her soul to the devil for what? a mansion and a 150 ft yatch.

I feel sorry for and the way he ha treated her is bad. The thing is even if she divorces him she'll get what? $25 mil and lose all her fringe benefits and the good life.

What makes this whole thing sad is that he selpt with some of these women without a condom , thats sick. 

Rant over

GML
10 Dec 2009 15:32

Funny how all these women but 1 have proof.

I knew them bitches would come out in droves to claim bedding Tiger...

goldii
10 Dec 2009 15:33

I feel sorry for and the way he ha treated her is bad.

OOPS should read:

I feel sorry for her and the the way he has treated her is bad

Segololo
10 Dec 2009 15:34

goldii, no... her family is very up there in Sweden... her mother is a politician and her father a famous what-what... She grew up very well-taken care of... 
she doesn't come from nothing... and even if she did, she married Tiger for love not money... i think she worked as a au pair because she wanted to not because she had to.

She even signed  a pre-nup that if they stay married rfor 10 years she will only take $20m when she knew she was marrying a billionaire...

Segololo
10 Dec 2009 15:36

goldii.. that condom thing for me is a bit too much... He knew he was sleeping with over 12 women and did not use protection? Like I said - he is stupid and cheap!

myname
10 Dec 2009 15:37

Honestly i thought it was a joke when i heard about these women bt they increased each day & i was like WOW, U really a TIGER. He followed his name. 

I feel u Goldii. 

Shame poor family now they all affected

GML
10 Dec 2009 15:37

@goldii:

So they say. newspapers are paying them to say anything. They all have no proof of having encounters with Tiger.

And if they did why did they not insist of using a condom. Bayathanda nabo.

If they can sleep with Tiger without a condom (not that we know that they slept with him as a fact) how many other celebrities have they slept with without protection.

As far as I'm concerned the only girl with the proof is the one I'm willing to believe slept with him

Nami I would claim to have slept with him if I was paid.

I noticed that Tiger's alleged GF's are all white. I wonder what's wrong with us black sisters... lol

Segololo
10 Dec 2009 15:40

GML... a darkie would have told a LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGG time ago! lol!

goldii
10 Dec 2009 15:41

Aahh Sego therein lies her problem , it was not her money she did not earn it , it was her parents money. So it takes us back to the " she had nothing and was nothing "

She contributed nothing to the relationship except looking like a popie. 

Frankly I'm not sure about the marrying for love thing. Maybe I'm too cynical

goldii
10 Dec 2009 15:46

I noticed that Tiger's alleged GF's are all white. I wonder what's wrong with us black sisters... lol

Ooh  hayike nawe GML uyandiqiba kwa kwa kwa kwa.

Brothers is on record saying he is not black because that would mean he does not recognise his mother's side of the family

Segololo
10 Dec 2009 15:46

goldii... well, if she wasn't marrying for love, she would have not ran after him with the golf-cart and got into that accident that started it all and she would not have broken the window to save him.. She would have gone back to bed, waited for the cops to knock on her door and start crying that her husband had died in an accident when she knw she had chased him with wepons earlier... lol

realist
10 Dec 2009 15:49

Why are you surprised!! It happens all the time. Just shows you that tiger is also human. Not that i am in agreement with it.

This has already been dubbed “the biggest story of the year beating Michael Jackson’ death”.
By whom? If it is the media, at some point it will die a slow death. Ask Beckham.

andi01
10 Dec 2009 15:50

@ GML- I noticed that Tiger's alleged GF's are all white. I wonder what's wrong with us black sisters... lol- nothing,he was never satisfied for his soul  needs a black sista.

GML
10 Dec 2009 15:54

He looks black to me. goldii

It doesnt matter whose money it was, she would have inherited it anyway.

Lol @Sego
I think it's sad that everytime a celeb marries someone less popular we acquaint it to money.
Sego, I know I would have told my friends that I'm doing Tiger. I guess that's whats wrong with black women

Segololo
10 Dec 2009 15:54

realist - I am not shocked at him cheating but at how these women are coming out, and the media's take on it condemning the woman

Segololo
10 Dec 2009 15:56

condemning the woman being his wife

GML
10 Dec 2009 15:56

yes, Andi: He needs some black A$$. He wouldnt have gone with "so many" "white" girls had he gone for a black one.

He must come down south

goldii
10 Dec 2009 15:56

and she would not have broken the window to save him.


Sego she broke the window using a golf club. Question remains why was she chasing brothers with a golf club , he drove into a fire hydrant and reversed into a tree.

Me thinks wifey was tryiny to pull a " waiting to exhail moment" probably lost her nerve. Pity really

Ava
10 Dec 2009 15:57

Shame neh....

So underneath all that calm exterior lies a very sickly freak heh......nasty.

Tabloids see this as a gold mine right now and their utmost intrest is to cash in.expecting them to spare any sympathy for the victim right now is next to impossible.Just have to wait for it all to calm down then she can be interviewed on Oprah and maybe only then might she get any sympathy.sick?yeh ,but that's just the way it unfortunately

GML
10 Dec 2009 16:01

@Ava:

I'm so sick of people making Oprah an accredited psychologist. I hate her for that reason nje.

Thinking she can help people ngemishado yabo. What does she know about marriage? And how is the poor woman being interviewed by Oprah going to help her?

@Sego: Did you hear that Oprah is reaching out to Tiger about this whole saga?

Ava
10 Dec 2009 16:06

i do hope it's not all true hey.....i mean from an actress to a tv presenter ,from waitresses to a pornstar?WTF?? 
@Andi you must be right then.he was never satisfied for his soul needs a black sista.LMAO!!

Ava
10 Dec 2009 16:29

LMAO GML......... okay ,okay psychologist or not.i'm just saying you know ,she is usually the one who stands up for the victims in stories like these.which ever approach she may use..,her show is usually a platform for victims like e.g Tiger's wife to tell their stories (not that they will be looking for sympathy or anything like that) but pple then get to sympathise with them becoz they now understand what the experince was like from the victim's perspective.

now calm down will you *you're scaring me*and pliz don't use the "hate" it's soo not like you neh LOL

baby e
10 Dec 2009 16:30

hey we are all not perfect bathong. cant they just leave tiger alone. i mean they had an option of rejecting him when he approached him. i dont care what Tiger does because we women we like being manipulated and screaming out over small issues. if i was Tiger's wife i would sue them 1 by 1 for the pain and emotion abuse that they brought to her. 

basadi le rona a re tlogeleng banna ba batho.

Pooky
10 Dec 2009 16:44

Tiger loves his white meat.....bonke bamhlophe

andi01
10 Dec 2009 16:57

@Pooky- Tiger loves his white meat.....LOL, NOOO  he doesnt, the brother knows what he wants, but just cant get himself 2 gettin it. Bhuti just be honest wif ya self, u need a black mama next 2 ya.

I can picture if his wife was black- she'd be sayin "tiger are u cheatin om ne, nigga puleezzz out wit it, r u f***in some1 else, if i find out u cheatin, ama get ya mafacka, i swear on ma mamas grave, ama get ya". 

and shed call all d mistress and say "all ya bitches, live ma man alone OK".

Then iphelile loonto

Cnglemother
10 Dec 2009 17:30

Eish he doesnt even strike me as sum1 interesting in bed or that can make a woman get hooked.he's the type that gets all these extra affairs to get these women to perform certain sex acts that he cannot get endlini.they were probably doing him not the other way round.1 woman complained that he really sucks in bed.

Cnglemother
10 Dec 2009 17:33

Ulayekile udoti,not even 1 sista?we cant take his side 4 lokho.

carino
10 Dec 2009 17:41

@cnglemom. Yha, i was also thinking, the brother doesn't even look like he knows much. No wonder he was jumping from bed to bed...Guys like him cant have one woman twice, coz the women don come back. So these women all got one round each.

Cnglemother
10 Dec 2009 18:02

Lol@cariri,and he wasnt even spending on them?bad sex is only tolerated where money is concerned.

ImNotACeleb
10 Dec 2009 18:23

One mistake and his life went POOF!!! What a shame:(

Cnglemother
10 Dec 2009 19:04

He must just pray that his mother in law doesnt die ova this or get a stroke that will paralyse her.it will haunt him 4eva.

Cnglemother
10 Dec 2009 19:06

Eish Oprah and people's infidelities suka!

realist
11 Dec 2009 06:53

realist - I am not shocked at him cheating but at how these women are coming out, and the media's take on it condemning the woman
They knew what they were getting themselves into. I don’t know what is wrong with most women when it comes to married men. Do they honestly think that a married man will leave his wife for them?

 If a man leaves his wife to marry the woman he has an affair with he is really an idiot. That relationship will never be as cozy as when they were having an affair.

Btw, I don’t condone what this Tiger did.

kiki X
11 Dec 2009 09:08

Tiger was set up from the beginning...............PERIOD!!!!

This is what happens xa umtomnyama ephumelela making money more than he is supposed to,they always try to find something to destroy him...Worse ushate icolour erongo...

I dont condon what Tiger did, but i blame the women he did....Who doesnt know Tiger is married???

lady gaga
11 Dec 2009 09:12

is this for real!!!!, bt anyway its goodbye from me guys this year, c u ka 2010!!!!!...........LUV U ALL.

myname
11 Dec 2009 09:20

Luv u 2 girl, Take care & come back safe Ms Poker Face

cleve
11 Dec 2009 09:44

condon what Tiger did, but i blame the women he did....Who doesnt know Tiger is married???

They are the ones who are sinlge and Tiger is the one who made the Vows.........They were chowing nje for the sake of it

Mathaz
11 Dec 2009 09:46

For him to bed hop like that, indicates to me that he is trying to fill a void in his life.  Sportmen like him need to be married to get all these endoresements and sponsorships, sponsors prefer a married person because they think that this person can be trusted with their brand.  He is likely to lose sponsorships over this and i understand that advertisements of him endorsing something have already started to slide.  I feel sorry for the wife, can't imagine the humiliation and the pain that she is going through.

Segololo
11 Dec 2009 09:58

I blame his upbringing somewhat - well, what I have read about it - this boy was never given the chance to be a boy. He woke up and the golf club was all he had.. all day long, all those years, of just golf golf golf golf until he won teh masters at 21... only then did his father loosen the grip and tiger started living a somewhat normal life and he has to catch-up with what his peers did in their teens and early 20s and there's an expectation of him to be perfect. Watch the Williams sisters in a couple of years - they also might have a Britney Spears breakdown!

UPDATE: his wife Elin will stand by her husband for the Kids and the prenup has been increased to 10 years marriage and $75m payout if the relationship breaks... She has however moved out and is living on another property he owns.

cleve
11 Dec 2009 10:20

KWA KWA KWA KWA KWA LOL @ the wife......... Hhayi thies marraige is about money vele Segs

goldii
11 Dec 2009 10:26

Where is the love?

his wife Elin will stand by her husband for the Kids and the prenup has been increased to 10 years marriage and $75m payout if the relationship breaks... 

Intresting

Segololo
11 Dec 2009 10:30

I still don't think its about the money - the man is a billionaire why setlle for $75m when you can get $500m

blueroze
11 Dec 2009 10:38

LOL.. haiye naye Tiger overdid it man. cheating with soo many women ???

i think once you go Choice assorted its difficult to arrest yourself

kiki X
11 Dec 2009 11:31

Men cheat becoz they have someone to cheat with...If women could say NO to men who want to cheat on their patners then men wont be able to cheat because there is noone to cheat with...These women are to blame.

KeleFabulous
11 Dec 2009 12:21

LOL i'm only hearing about this today. did hear some clip on the news the other day about tiger asking somebody something and wondered now what are they on about...i really am not living in this world lately

myname
11 Dec 2009 12:32

I blame his upbringing somewhat - well, what I have read about it - this boy was never given the chance to be a boy. He woke up and the golf club was all he had.. all day long, all those years, of just golf golf golf golf until he won teh masters at 21... only then did his father loosen the grip and tiger started living a somewhat normal life and he has to catch-up with what his peers did in their teens and early 20s and there's an expectation of him to be perfect. Watch the Williams sisters in a couple of years - they also might have a Britney Spears breakdown

They call it Fixation in Psychology Sego......lol 2 me

baby e
11 Dec 2009 12:36

@ Kele yes girl - where have you been?

@ Segologol - Thats the same thing that happened to MJ. American parents really need to give their kids a 'break' when it comes to their upbring. 

Teko Modise mentioned in CURIOUS something (stand to be corrected) like he married or planning to marry because you are told their needs to be a lady there to guide you . so many that where all these sponsors flocked him.

Miss Flo
11 Dec 2009 15:11

Arg please, Michael Jackson's death was huge! The Tiger story is nothing compared to that. 

Cheating happens everywhere, even in our society. The only difference here is that Tiger is filthy rich, and he got caught. So what's new? And it's not like he went to fetch something from Mars that could wipe all of us off the face of the earth.

This goes to show that we are all human and we make mistakes, some mistakes will be put out there for the public to scrutinise while others will not be noticed as much.

Now, lets talk about something else.

pelepele
11 Dec 2009 20:29

Hhay why are you guys blaming the women he was sleeping with. Who wouldn't fuck a celebrity like Tiger Woods. Hell as old as I am if Bow Wow asked for some I will definately oblige :)

Legend
14 Dec 2009 08:47

Tiger was but I feel that Sometimes women put themselves I’m such terrible situations for men who don’t give a damn about them. Women must get standards, if he is married his off limits. Hello. Now they want to come with proof, proof my ass they must get lives.

myname
14 Dec 2009 08:53

LOL Chillies oka Pelepele

Mathaz
14 Dec 2009 08:55

Apparently he is a "sex addict", i think that's just an excuse for his behaviour and i read somewhere that he just bloked some publication to show his naked pictures.  Clearly he should have known that some woman was taking nude pictures of him.  What is wrong with these men, don't they think? 

Segololo
14 Dec 2009 09:04

UPDATE: wife is staying for the kids but is only gonna divorce him after Christmas.. and one of the women has proof that he was with her when they called him to tell him his dead had passed away...

Mathaz
14 Dec 2009 09:12

So she is not in it for the money....she has been so humilated, she is too tired to fight for her marriage and i don't blame her, 10 women and still counting.  Tiger you are such a disappointment and wonder if you will ever go back to playing golf.  I mean if you were not happy with your wife, why didn't you sit her down and tell her that you are not feeling her anymore?  He was selfish and deserves what's coming his way.  She should milk him like crazy.

realist
14 Dec 2009 09:29

She should milk him like crazy.
That is if she’s got the money to fight him in court.

makgotso
14 Dec 2009 09:31

Ja neh,and now even Accenture want to take away the sponsorship coz he does not represent their image

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