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Written by mstick from the blog English words used incorrectly by Family Members on 21 Aug 2009
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Okay guys so we all have family members, close relatives, friends etc ppl who actually love using English words inappropriate. I for one have family members who do that maybe I’m one of them but not aware anyway let me tell you in my family who are those people that uses English words incorrectly.

Let’s take mom for instance; mom never went to school this other time my sisters kids went into her bedroom and made a lot of noise my mom said

Mom: Hey lena mannnnn……le a ndissapointa…..(meant to say le a ndisturba)

Then we have my dad well he went to school but I think he only completed his form 3 anyway yena and my mom only learned two major features on their cellphone i.e.

1. How to answer/make calls
2. Please Call me’s

Now my dad gets a “pls Call” from my mom he phones me

Dad: Errr Mme (that’s what he calls me)
Me: Age Papa
Dad: Errr ke le beletse phone moo, and mama gago ong Blazitse so lenna ka bona go le kaone gore ke mo Blaze (meant to say Buzz)
Me: So le a Blazana wena le Mama neh….

I also have a cousin who likes saying But-Mara, I think a lot of ppl do make a mistake more often on this one even Lawyers.

LOL….regardless of our loved using words in a wrong way one can’t help but laugh, you not laughing because you think you know English better than them but you are laughing cause you think they funny.

So Ma-Bloggers what English Words has any of your family members, relatives, friends etc used incorrectly, think about all those incidents come lets have some fun here it’s a Friday.




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mstick
21 Aug 2009 10:06

Let's have some fun.....i really feel like laughing this Friday:)

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monchooza
21 Aug 2009 10:13

uyas Costa lule friday engaka...lol

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Katlegom
21 Aug 2009 10:20

he he he!

my uncle pronounce business as bismes
he always use player (as in soccer player) in plural. whenever he is refering to one soccer player he keeps on saying players
LOL!

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 10:27

Cum on Moncho...LOL

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GML
21 Aug 2009 10:27

Unfortunately we dont have anyone in the family who abuses English. If someone doesnt know something they will ask.

Once we went to a wedding and my sister wanted to say the lady's kist looked like a coffin. But instead she said yoh le casket looks like i box lomcwabo.

My baby sister who was 10 at the time said icasket yani nawe. Yi kist lento

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lady gaga
21 Aug 2009 10:28

@mstick kwakwakwakwakwa at the ma Blazana story

i can feel u on this one, had a friend in high school who used to say ngoba-because everytime and we used to laugh when she was not there to hear...lol

and also have a cousin o ratang sekgoa too much, she adds english words in all her sentences and yaa put words were they dnt fit, like she is bad very bad...but what can one do...lol

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cleve
21 Aug 2009 10:30

kwa kwa I'm going to love this. 

Umsure ukuthi this article will go well. (meaning maybe)

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 10:32

LOL.......yoh le casket looks like i box lomcwabo.

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Loreal
21 Aug 2009 10:32

Please ngicela ningangihlekisi namhlanje!!! LOL!!!

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Freemale
21 Aug 2009 10:33

yoh le casket looks like i box lomcwabo. 


Hahahahahahahaha....kawakwakwakwakwakwakwakwaklwa......

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 10:39

Umsure ukuthi this article will go well. (meaning maybe)

Iyana Cleve-age a lot of ppl are guilty on this one....LOL

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Zazacious
21 Aug 2009 10:43

yo guys my grandmother loves saying Ag SHERRAP (SHUT UP) lol i always think she has speant too much time around my younger twanging siblings.LOVE YOU GRAMS.And my late great grams liked saying thwishu paper, (Tissue)lol 
Oh we used to get this family relative who like sayin Hhe Za awu Blaze i gate.(remote contolled gate)

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Katlegom
21 Aug 2009 10:47

i know quite a lot of people who like saying 'please give me your number phone'
instead of saying phone number
i understand a number does not have a phone(highly impossible) but a phone have a number

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Ms. Jay
21 Aug 2009 10:51

hahahahahahahahahahah nice one mstick....I needed the larf

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Loreal
21 Aug 2009 10:56

LOL Kaklegom

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TerryN
21 Aug 2009 11:06

my grandmother loves saying Ag SHERRAP (SHUT UP) 

my uncle pronounce business as bismes 

ROFLOL

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Best-Achiever
21 Aug 2009 11:10

LOL Katlego.... 

Umsure ukuthi this article will go well. (meaning maybe)
kwa kwa kwa Cleve

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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 11:34

My aunt othanda kakhulu isilungu once asked me if my laptop does make photocopies. This other time she said "ulibele kanene ukuthi uyi baby boy yesterday, she meant "baby born yesterday"

Old man in ma family ubesophula isilungu. 

Stretcher - stranger
plastic - plaskiti
battery - breti
postmortem - posmotali
fax - ke kopa o mflexetse mo

There  was this guy man back in the Eastern Cape (he was in the school committee)  who once said "Ndamjonga loprinspati(principal)....ndathi ndakufumanisa lepropoziti(proposal) yalento ayithethayo iyafana nalepropozithi yalento ndiyithethayo.

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nonzuzo
21 Aug 2009 11:39

Ndamjonga loprinspati(principal)....ndathi ndakufumanisa lepropoziti(proposal) yalento ayithethayo iyafana nalepropozithi yalento ndiyithethayo. ........RMAOTFLOLest

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Smilo
21 Aug 2009 11:46


Instead of saying... Siyothenga ama snacks, uzothi Siyothenga ama snackser...
                                   

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 11:52

battery - breti

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa my 5 year nephew calls a battery - Breti......he he he...he can be forgiven coz hs stl a baby

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TerryN
21 Aug 2009 11:54

battery - breti 

LOLest

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Manthaka
21 Aug 2009 11:59

LOL @ bismes

I have a cousin who stays ko mahaeng ( she dropped out of school  in Primary); she always thinks she is pronouncing a charger in very good english; she once  said. "Mzala ga o na judgera ya nokia moo"
Me and my sisters always laugh about it when we miss her.

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cleve
21 Aug 2009 12:03

baby boy yesterday, she meant "baby born yesterday" 

KWA KWA KWA KWA!!!!!!!!

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sponono
21 Aug 2009 12:06

i used to work in a public library and we used to use the issue..books like

"ngiya-ishuwisha"...I'm issuing books 

and now I tell my kid bru...khalarisha mfana ngiyeza

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felfel
21 Aug 2009 12:09

My friend says his ex-chic used to say 'because why' when giving reason or asking something, 
eg. Awuhambanga becos-why?
 or 
Ndiyakuthanda becos-why undipha kamnandi, 
hahahahaha

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dali
21 Aug 2009 12:10

a woman (kokwani Fatima) who used to work @ ma home used to crack me up when she tried to speak engrish. one time ma naughty lil bro had to be brought home by her teacher (a white woman) so kokwani fatima went up to dis woman(the teacher) with such confidence en said: ' gudu more (gud morning) bt it was in de afternoon. dat was de joke of de year @ home.

en when she answered de phone she used to kneel down to show respect! tl tl tl tl

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TheLady
21 Aug 2009 12:16

My dad's cousin (uhlale agqoke u tie so that people can believe he is a teacher...I doubt he made it to high school though) when he believes you are lying  goes "Utter, utter!" , my mom told me that he doesn't know that you finish the sentence..utter rubbish.

My sister said she's getting  a trolley for her baby...she meant a pram.

My cousin says e Beares kuse Bheyas

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 12:21

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.......tl tl tl tl......guys you killing me...keepe them coming...Trolley for Pram.....LOL

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wetlips
21 Aug 2009 12:21

en when she answered de phone she used to kneel down to show respect! tl tl tl tl 

hehehe heheheh hehehehe hai you cracking me bro

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sando
21 Aug 2009 12:25

a heard someone who wanted to certify a a copy of a documents saying ufuna ukusatisfya (satisfy the document)

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Sana Lwam
21 Aug 2009 12:32

my aunt always says uphethwe si Stressa. (not stress)

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mabhebheza
21 Aug 2009 12:33

my cousins always call grapes( drapes) or green dreen eish lol

Matron back in days of boarding school: Sum spilled water so the girls where fighting amongst themselves about wiping so matron walks

Stop Stop kanti who swept the wet( meaning ngubani usule ubumanzi) lmao!
My aunt: Uthengephi lo Fibre=( Hair extensions)
               

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TerryN
21 Aug 2009 12:39

My sister said she's getting a trolley for her baby...she meant a pram.

My cousin says e Beares kuse Bheyas

CTFU

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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 12:44

And then there was this girl who said to me: "Ndicela unditypele i interview and she meant i CV"

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wetlips
21 Aug 2009 12:47

i one land...instead of one Rand.........

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dali
21 Aug 2009 12:50

en when she answered de phone she used to kneel down to show respect! tl tl tl tl

hehehe heheheh hehehehe hai you cracking me bro 


lmao wetlips im a woman!

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wetlips
21 Aug 2009 12:52

 @ dali Oh my bad  :)

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Pooky
21 Aug 2009 12:55

Ndamjonga loprinspati(principal)....ndathi ndakufumanisa lepropoziti(proposal) yalento ayithethayo iyafana nalepropozithi yalento ndiyithethayo.

Sobza
.......ROTF...am dead

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andi01
21 Aug 2009 12:56

my mum always says ZEKLIII (EXCATLY) (with her high pitched voice)

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andi01
21 Aug 2009 12:58

what abot d taxi drivers bathi

ndagalela i fun tenk (full tank) ye  Preton (Petrol),

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Serenity
21 Aug 2009 13:07

my mum always says ZEKLIII (EXCATLY) (with her high pitched voice)

Andi01... eheheheheh tltltltltltltltl krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrk u finished me off here.

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zozoe
21 Aug 2009 13:13

lol at trolley

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Porsch
21 Aug 2009 13:14

We once watched a movie with my friends called ".....of monte cristo" i couldnt remember the name so i called it "monte casino" my friends laugh at me cause i change the words all them time......


I'll think of others, i'm definitely guilty of this one i do it all the time from the song lyrics to everything, my gosh then just one day i hear the ryt lyrics then i crack myself up.....ja neah

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zozoe
21 Aug 2009 13:15

someone always say hater instead of hurter

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GML
21 Aug 2009 13:19

When people say September is Sektemba

reya lenyalong ka sektemba

This one time at church the deacon was reading a wedding invitation that said the gift registry was boardmans, woolworths and @home.

Yoh the deacon said so we will buy the presents and take them @home (kabo makoti) so that they can register them. bese siwashiya khona.Akekho umuntu ozoya emshadweni bge present ngoba kumele siwashiye khona

I laughed so loud my baby sister said i was embarrassing her. I had to explain to the congregation what that meant

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TheLady
21 Aug 2009 13:19

I think I wrote about my friend's sister who says iHunter's dry yi Hunter's drive athi "And iyaba driver nyhan"

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Pooky
21 Aug 2009 13:23

my mom  loved that song Dilema sung by Nelly and Kelly(destiny's child)

athi ma eyicula

No matter what i do
All i think about is you
Even when im with my
boots
Girl you know im crazy over you

 hi hi hi...boots instead of boo

and i'd say  aaahhh khobethe magriza ne boots zakho lol

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lepogo
21 Aug 2009 13:23

An aunt always complain dat she needs diblere(eyewear) cos they keep her migrates away..

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Manthaka
21 Aug 2009 13:25

I remember one day I was with this lady who was my neighbour at the time; (she was with her sister and the sister's son) we were in a taxi ko Joburg.
the son was sent to the shops and he took some time and this lady was complaining that the taxi will be full if he does not return quickly
Adn her sister said "maybe o sa enjoya go boya"
we were so embarrased because we didn't know what he wanted to say
I still dont understand either

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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 13:36

Sobza .......ROTF...am dead

And the people in ma village ended up calling the guy umproprozo

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Loreal
21 Aug 2009 13:36

Rama - Lama

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Luksta
21 Aug 2009 13:36

Save instead of Serve 
e.g. People singing " What a Mighty God we Save"

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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 13:38

And then there is this one othanda ukuth slist.....when he actually means atleast

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 13:43

No matter what i do
All i think about is you
Even when im with my
boots
Girl you know im crazy over you

hi hi hi...boots instead of boo

iyho iyho.......kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa....kr kr kr kr...this is a killer.....yho bloggers tnx u really are cracking me up




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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 13:44

bendizo setisfaya....certify

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 13:46

" What a Mighty God we Save"

ROFLMAOTIPAL.......eish i cant control myself now

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Serenity
21 Aug 2009 13:49

LOL sobza...kuda uzivusaphi eziningi kangaka

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monchooza
21 Aug 2009 14:03

i must be e petrizini by 4

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 14:12

Some teacher use to say "dont take me for guarantee when he meant to say granted

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Serenity
21 Aug 2009 14:22

e petrizini 

I battled to read this at first...OMW very funny

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Toxic
21 Aug 2009 14:29

Some teacher use to say "dont take me for guarantee when he meant to say granted

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!

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Toxic
21 Aug 2009 14:30

bendizo setisfaya....certify 

LOL, eish i know this one!!!!!!!

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ms.tebby
21 Aug 2009 14:37


ROTFLOL , eish Sobza! these days you just a comedian my friend

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 14:43

And then there was this girl who said to me: "Ndicela unditypele i interview and she meant i CV" 

ohhhhh.....tl tl tl tl tl tl...i didnt see this one

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nondatshaza
21 Aug 2009 14:44

Ths lady who used to work 4us wud say ii G.STRING yyi JING.STRING- my uncles wife pronouncesBEACON BAY, BACON BAY- my momz frend uthi BROCCOLI yyi BRONKHOLI

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andi01
21 Aug 2009 14:44

@Sobza- bendizo setisfaya......certify, LOL, i thnk even some of our constables r guilty of this one.

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mabhebheza
21 Aug 2009 14:50

wakwakwa petrizini.......lmao@ granted

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nondatshaza
21 Aug 2009 14:51

SANDWICH =SANG.WAGE

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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 14:53

LOL.....ndithanda igama lakho nondatshaza

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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 14:57

LOL@nondatshaza.... my aunt always says that....isangwitshi

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Pooky
21 Aug 2009 15:02

had to correct my couz  once  when she said "siya kwi all night vision"...instead on vigil

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Sslave
21 Aug 2009 15:08

Most people I know are guilty of this one Expect instead of Expert. You change one letter and the word has a different meaning. SEKGOWA!!

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aviebabes
21 Aug 2009 15:17

LOL......yho hayi niyandigqiba bethu

Umbrella - isambreni
Esprit - Insprit
Omnye athi ndiayzi promoter instead of ndiyazi volunteer(ya)...spelling

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 15:26

ke kgopela ong rekele Coke ya Fanta........he he he he...this kills me everytime i hear it

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myname
21 Aug 2009 15:26

Im sure ekhaya im the worst 1 coz ndithanda ukuthetha kakhulu & bayayazi ukuba i have lots of stories...........Sometimes i feel ashamed when i think about the things i've said during the day but i just LOL if i realise that i was wrong but now i keep quiet esp if im with strangers. 

Oh im guilty with certify LOL.

My mom always call an umbrella isambreni now even my son.

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aviebabes
21 Aug 2009 15:27

@myname --LOL

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myname
21 Aug 2009 15:28

Ja Aviebabes

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myname
21 Aug 2009 16:10

bye guys, enjoy yall!

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 16:16

Bye........tnx for this Bloggers i enjoyed my friday

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VusiK
21 Aug 2009 16:49

I've been in stitches over this one ...

It was fun ... Thanks

My daughter uses Beestroot instead of Bee-troot!

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VusiK
21 Aug 2009 16:51

Beet-Root

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 16:53

LOL@ Vusik i see your child is rubbing of on you....tl tl tl

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mstick
21 Aug 2009 16:54

Now im really leaving bye:)

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Sobza
21 Aug 2009 17:11

I remember another guy who never went to school....he said "mna andina progress.....he wanted to say andina problem. And we were like "you really don't have progress

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mathata
21 Aug 2009 17:12

grozarie
opromentaga
dikickney
bigcaoso
telefeshi.....saleperson bathong

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Heartsbreaker
21 Aug 2009 17:35

Uniform=juniform
Ladies and gentlemen= gladys and benjamin
ofcourse=oscourf
Television=Telebishene
TB(as in Tuberculosis(sp))= TV " O tshwerwe ke TV"

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mathata
21 Aug 2009 17:43

oscourf Mama is for free.LOL

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nondatshaza
21 Aug 2009 19:47

Lol ai uyaqwathazwa uu george shem noba wasweleka kdala. uyabulelu ndatshi sobz (^,>

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Sobza
22 Aug 2009 13:05

dasbim - dustbin
ivosha - voucher

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VusiK
22 Aug 2009 13:40

Lass - Number ... It took about a year for me to work out the derivative hanging crashed onto it after living out of country 15 years ....
I felt like such an idiot when it was finally explained to me ....

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Serenity
24 Aug 2009 09:11

SANDWICH =SANG.WAGE

ROTFLMAO

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VusiK
24 Aug 2009 09:21

Pitnit --- Picknick!

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mstick
24 Aug 2009 09:46

Some Zulu's

Sikiliti - Secret

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Ms personality
24 Aug 2009 09:51

bicarbonate of soda = khabsoda

hello= haro

it's true = isitru

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Pooky
24 Aug 2009 09:52

oh mstick why do u make me laugh so early in the morning...LMAO@ sikiliti

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dali
24 Aug 2009 09:56

probless=problem

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Tash 1
24 Aug 2009 09:59

@mstick- sikiliti, wat a cracker LOL

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mstick
24 Aug 2009 10:20

it's true = isitru

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.......

@ Pooky askies...tl tl tl tl tl....

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Sbam
24 Aug 2009 10:42

My father & "So that", he jst use it anywhere

Mom:  i was looking for u? o no le kae
Pa:  so that ke itse ke lo bona ausi(his sista) ke kgale ke moqetetse. 

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blueroze
24 Aug 2009 10:44

mamogolo (baby sitter) calls a protection order a stop order  because it stops you! and she calls the refree on wwe coach....i still dont know why
my nanny says is weather is means its either and she is very young to say that. she also calls wrestling wroslina

this was good
still cracks me up

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mstick
24 Aug 2009 13:14

my nanny says is weather is means its either and she is very young to say that. she also calls wrestling wroslina 

ha ha ha ha ha eish ke mathata fela......Wroslina....kr kr kr kr

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monchooza
24 Aug 2009 13:25

LOL @ istrue

my mother uses that a lot espesheli when you xoxela her umgosi she will go like
" hayii wena ithi strue"
then you say "strue" (doing the cross with your fingers)
then she says "tsho" and and holds her mouth in amazement....thats when i see ukuthi my mother is a real mamgobhozi

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Heartsbreaker
24 Aug 2009 13:26

Sikiliti - Secret ............Kwa kwa kwa ^100

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lady gaga
24 Aug 2009 13:28

u guys are crazy........lmaol

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Tshedza
24 Aug 2009 13:30

Sesi (Our helper/Nanny) calls everything to do with baby bottom "amaPampers",pronounced "Pampahs".E.g Ni kombela maPampahs, ni kombela na maPampahs a ku wiper nwanha, refering to baby wipes. I've tried correcting her but seems like its engraved in her mind,so everytime i corrects her she just laughs.I've given up.i just respond by saying "Hi lawa mapampahs a wena".

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Tshedza
24 Aug 2009 13:31

sorry,corrects - correct

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Heartsbreaker
24 Aug 2009 13:37

Hayi guys i just had to laugh at this one,......you'll correct me if am wrong:

I just heard this guy saying "Congratulations" to someone who's celebrating his birthday today.........while rona were busy saying "Happy birthday".....Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa i just left the room and went outside to crack.....lol.

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mstick
24 Aug 2009 13:37

my BF's father apparently when they had a community meeting years ago he stood up and said something then said "offer ke right, offer ke wrong" when he actually wanted to say "of ke right, of ke wrong"

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vb4m
24 Aug 2009 13:40

My sister is 23 yrs old. she cant say bluetooth,she says bruetooth....   
and this battery thing,she says ibreti

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mystie
24 Aug 2009 13:43

ma aunt wud say something lyk "ndifuna ukumxelela FACE TO FAIR  "instead of face to face

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mstick
24 Aug 2009 13:49

just heard this guy saying "Congratulations" to someone who's celebrating his birthday today.........while rona were busy saying "Happy birthday".....Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa i just left the room and went outside to crack.....lol.

ROFLMAOTIPAL.........you Heartsbreaker you cracked me up iyho my stomach is so sore and i have tears in my eyes.....tell me you joking

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Foxy gal
24 Aug 2009 13:56

my sister's friend said hhay ngiyithengile ipresent sekusele ukuthi ngiyi raipe (pronounced as rape) nje (meaning she needs to wrap it)

and another one will say O ngizoku bowzer (buzzer) cos anginayo i Aytime(Airtime)

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VusiK
24 Aug 2009 14:02

Face to Fair ....

Kwa Kwa Kwa Kwa ....... Tl tl tl tl tl

Heartsbreaker U-Wrong Uyazi!!

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Foxy gal
24 Aug 2009 14:03

ugogo wakamakhelwane once said "ongphathela uVaselina kaManyathela" & she meant to say Manhattans eish LOL

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Katlegom
24 Aug 2009 14:07

I just heard this guy saying "Congratulations" to someone who's celebrating his birthday today.........while rona were busy saying "Happy birthday".....Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa i just left the room and went outside to crack.....lol.
classic! LOL!

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cleve
24 Aug 2009 14:11

Please pass me the shit (meaning sheet)

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Green.arrow
24 Aug 2009 14:13

...woow...u guys r funny...


The oldest pastor at church likes saying ....therefore everytime..even when not necessary....and whenever he says tht we go.....moreover/hitherto bcos they sound just as inappropriate...

oh...when i was littler*.....i said to my sister..."you are so naive"...i heard that a lot ko Days/the bold......
I honestly had no idea what it meant....she was soo angry..asked me "do you even know what that means"...and all i did was open wider my big eyes.....

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blueroze
25 Aug 2009 08:46

kwa kwakwaaaaaaaaa
haai no!
and this guy i was waiting for yesterday and when he finally arrived 
he says "eish i'm sorry, i was stucked (in traffic i presumed)"
hao kante why use words you cant even pronounce....
for pete's sake stuck..../.stuck !!!!

and then there are varsity kids who love to use the apparently even if it is not apparent you will hear them saying apparently!

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TerryN
25 Aug 2009 08:50

This one i heard from FB
On your marks = Onamatse (sp)

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belz
25 Aug 2009 08:57

LOLEST!!!!

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zozoe
25 Aug 2009 15:30

Ladies and gentlemen= gladys and benjamin azange ka tshega soo yoo

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Ms personality
25 Aug 2009 16:02

my graany once bought some lotion for her face, so she used a couple dayz and she was like IYHOOO SENGINE FACE BABY.........
She  meant une baby-face.........lol

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mstick
25 Aug 2009 16:07

IYHOOO SENGINE FACE BABY.........

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.....tl tl tl tl tl tl......you know whats more funny this are real life stories....lol

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mstick
21 Dec 2009 15:58

just had to read this again i just cracked up laughing again...clearly i'm bored today and will be for the rest of the week

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ms.tebby
21 Dec 2009 16:08


mstick.....im just going over a lot of old articles  too & laughing so loud all by myself, shem!

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mstick
21 Dec 2009 16:12

tl tl tl tl tl tl......atleast we have each other to do all this.......i will read the ones you comment on you do the same in no time it will be Christmas and we will be out of here:-)like the rest of them

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nice
21 Dec 2009 16:38

oh shame , mstick and ms.tebby

wareng mstick, you'll be out here like the rest of them,LOL.

Try creating an offtopic article that we can all, okay just the three of us, can rant on about. I am not taking a break this year, so unlike you guys that will be away after Christmas, I'll be popping in and out of TVSA. I am so busy, I feel like my head is going to crack .

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Swagger
21 Dec 2009 16:52

TJOO guys! Ive been cracking up so much, I didnt even realise its an old blog. Counting the minutes till home time

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Cnglemother
21 Dec 2009 19:46

Lol!thanx mstick.this was funny.

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Cnglemother
21 Dec 2009 20:45

It gets worse in legal proceedings no matter how much legal advice u get prior language boo-boos are unavoidable if representing yoself.i found myself talking bout "isgqebhezana sephepha" refering to a court order.

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gugulethu72
21 Dec 2009 22:17

My best friend always says,"...of lately.."when what she wants to say is of late,i cnt seem to be able to correct her,i hurt my stomach muscles everytym sh does that..then my grandma says,"usavhare door,tino fasiketa muno.."meaning dnt close the door we wl suffocate in here,fasiketa means suffocate...my earlier mentioned best friend's nephew say exactling(pronounced ekzekling)when he wants to say exactly..

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gugulethu72
21 Dec 2009 22:17

My best friend always says,"...of lately.."when what she wants to say is of late,i cnt seem to be able to correct her,i hurt my stomach muscles everytym sh does that..then my grandma says,"usavhare door,tino fasiketa muno.."meaning dnt close the door we wl suffocate in here,fasiketa means suffocate...my earlier mentioned best friend's nephew say exactling(pronounced ekzekling)when he wants to say exactly..

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machinjiri
21 Dec 2009 23:23

Ha ha ha ha at all your replies guys

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Live
22 Dec 2009 07:11

Lol. I remember sometimes back in grade 11 on a class discussion. My friend said "I suspect that we undertook a trip" instead of saying "I suggest.... Lol

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Da Diva
22 Dec 2009 08:04

Hey guys my grandmother said dont play with dose baroons when she meant 2 say baloons tyo and we cant correct her coz she'll shout at us we just laugh..........

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Sobza
22 Dec 2009 08:11

Ha ha ha.........I know it's an old article but I couldn't help myself......iyagagagagagaga.....ROTFLMAO

My aunt always say Geen and Rich instead of Geen & Richards

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blueroze
22 Dec 2009 08:17

tltltltltltltlt
archives:)


why do people say "ga o na alaoto (derived from english word allow) ya go etsa jalo"
when trying to say "ga o na permission ya go etsa jalo"


i'm just curious
why vele??

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Strolicious
22 Dec 2009 08:18

Lol @ Live

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ms.tebby
22 Dec 2009 08:31


i know someone who likes to say 'unchofnately' instead of unfortunately, LOL

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mstick
22 Dec 2009 09:54

I suspect that we undertook a trip" instead of saying "I suggest.... Lol

kr kr kr kr kr kr kr I suspect?????tl tl tl tl

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mstick
22 Dec 2009 09:58

wareng mstick, you'll be out here like the rest of them,LOL.

he he he he Nice ankere batho ba ile leave-ing.......

i like your suggestion Nice lets do that phela this is going to be the longest week.....askies for wena Nice you'll be here the whole of Dec:-(

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mstick
22 Dec 2009 10:05

About  two months ago while i was using taxis back from work our taxi driver saw someone on the side of the road hiking a taxi he drove passed him and loudly said " icwele(sp)its full, house to let" iyho i cracked myself @ the House To Let part.....i figured he meant to say "Full House"

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Da Diva
22 Dec 2009 10:22

My friend said they wanted 2 SIM SWOP HER with another teacher(meaning 2 say they wanted 2 SWOP HER bt da great term was 2 say they will "CROSS TRANSFER"

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ms.tebby
22 Dec 2009 10:33


kwa kwa kwa kwa kwaaa! @ house to let!...mstick tl tl tl tl tl
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwaaaaaaaa! Broze...alaoto? im dead yho! talk about EngRishizing os is it Tswanalizing?

yeah, lets do it bafwethu, only tomorrow I will be joining you from my comfortable bed :-)

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blackstar
22 Dec 2009 10:37

there was a lady obekasiza ekhaya and she really loved english problem is ubeyibhimba big time.... so one day one of my mom's friends came home nicely dresses and so she was complimenting her top.... she said "ohhh sisi sazesasihle isikimba sakho im sure usithenge e steers.... even today i still laugh when i think about cos she didnt see anything wrong with what she said... infact she took offence that we were laughing

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Sejeso
22 Dec 2009 10:46

A taxi driver forcing himself though traffic ' La ngizo sebenzisa iforce of gravity ukuthi ngidule

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Sejeso
22 Dec 2009 10:49

My friend just PROSPONED his party meant POSTPONED

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Sejeso
22 Dec 2009 10:52

Eish waitsi ke tshwerwe ke STRETCH meant stress

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2good4u
22 Dec 2009 11:04

there was this guy i so wanted to impress in grade 9: thought he would find it cool if i said it out loud when he passed by that my bro bought a BVD for us at home (should have said DVD)

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2good4u
22 Dec 2009 11:11

and the ma gogs wud say...oh u Alice uyeLEE-BRAH meaningLIBRARY

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Sejeso
22 Dec 2009 11:12

Eish i wanted to call you yesterday but ne ke sena dilimits meant munites/airtime

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Sobza
22 Dec 2009 11:22

This is something totally different, anyway I am gonna say it.

Back at home in the Eastern Cape where I grew up....we used to have umama obencedisa ngokucleaner and he had a naughty young boy named Thozama. And one morning Thozama's mother was busy washing clothes outside and Thozama was lying on the stairs....minding his own business / playing.

Our neighbour(who was an old woman) greeted Thozama's mother...."Molo naka Thozama" just before Thozama's mother responded.....Thozama said "Umnqundwakho".....and continued playing like nothing happened. His mother was so embarrassed

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Sejeso
22 Dec 2009 11:41

uyan' FILASTRATOR.....................frustrater

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Lela
22 Dec 2009 11:44

Kwa kwa kwa kwa yhu hay Thozama. Thats wht me my cousin did at our grandpa's unveiling,we were both js abt a yr old,my mom says d 1 startd wt a big rhaaaaaaaa n d other 1 followd wt her own 2 outdo d first 1.

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Sobza
22 Dec 2009 11:51

LOL.......@ Lela, I can just imagine rhaaa.....rhaaaa

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mstick
22 Dec 2009 11:59

ROFLMAO @ Thozama...tl tl tl tl

Sejeso you killing me with all your replies

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nice
22 Dec 2009 12:00

Sobza, I am finished

Why was Thozama swearing at the aunty though?

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nekzo
22 Dec 2009 12:04

u Thozama akezwa man....LOL

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nice
22 Dec 2009 12:09

just remember when I was still at res, they used to feed us chicken all the time and I would say to my friends, we are having kitchen again...........and after a while I would say kitchen instead of chicken all the time, and I would get so irritated with myself and there was nothing I could do. Besendiyiqhelile lanto yami

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Sobza
22 Dec 2009 12:21

Why was Thozama swearing at the aunty though?

Thozama was naughty....ethukana kakhulu, he was 3 or 4 at that time.

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Swagger
22 Dec 2009 12:31

Ndiyam'thanda u Lion Rich ( Lionel Richie)

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Swagger
22 Dec 2009 12:31

Ndiyam'thanda u Lion Rich ( Lionel Richie)

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Swagger
22 Dec 2009 12:31

Ndiyam'thanda u Lion Rich ( Lionel Richie)

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Swagger
22 Dec 2009 12:32

Thats what my neighbour used to say when my uncle played "All night long"

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Lobby the girl
22 Dec 2009 13:02

kwa,kwa,kwa..U guys..

My aunt called me yesterday and said to me to me your cousins came to eat chrismast with us this year.

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mstick
22 Dec 2009 13:10

he he he he he he he tl tl tl tl Lobby hayi no they came to eat Christmas thats direct translation moes....kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

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Lobby the girl
22 Dec 2009 13:47

Lol..

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Lobby the girl
22 Dec 2009 13:55

There was this naughty girl next door, and her aunt used to be a friend of my mom, so i think they had a little disagreement between them and the aunt's little girl was irritated or angry im not sure so she was talking about my mum while the little girl is around, or let me say i think that's how the little girl ended up saying that to my mother....okay let me get to the point..she used to say to my mother whenever she sees her Ke yo Diana wa masepa...(Diana is my mother 's name) when my mother passed her everytime she will say Auntie there is Diana wa masepa..

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Sobza
22 Dec 2009 14:13

Ha ha ha Lobby the girl........o maka, that is propably what her mother used to say....kids tell it like it is.

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mstick
22 Dec 2009 14:26

hi hi hi hi hi kr kr kr kr kr iyho Lobby aowa tjebanna

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ms.tebby
22 Dec 2009 14:33


kwa kwa kwa kwa! Lobby, yho! 

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Sejeso
22 Dec 2009 15:27

Eish i'm filastrated...frustrated

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makgotso
22 Dec 2009 15:48

Lol @ Lobby en Sobza lm shinifed - tvsa way

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Tholi
22 Dec 2009 16:44

My aunt always say Geen and Rich instead of Geen & Richards

hahahahahaha!!!!!! my very educated cousin say I bought it at GREEN and RICHARD

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Cnglemother
22 Dec 2009 21:31

Lol@sobza!

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blueroze
23 Dec 2009 09:57

Jesu wa makgotlha

yesterday i was with some guy who thinks that he likes me......

for some reason every answer he gave me contained this words "is it"  even when it was uncalled for

tjeer!!!jewas

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Da Diva
23 Dec 2009 11:54

No guyz sekubhlungu isisu manje plz stop it lol...... I'm using my phone 2day bcos i miss u so much so hv a wonderful xmas till we meet again luv u all.

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ntems
23 Dec 2009 13:20

My aunt always say  ndizamfakela i court intergate instead of  court interdict .

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Chix
17 Oct 2011 15:43

I know this is an extremely old article but i had to just come back for laughs... people have a tendency of saying when something is URGENT they say it is AGENT!!! Then my uncle once said in his THANK YOU speech "and as the family we wish each and everyone of you a SAFETY journey" Then there is this colleague well she is an older anti wethu... moss I just relocated to another province and my hubby is still looking to relocate as well... So when we chat she says" your husband must find a job soon before you get ATTEMPTED to cheat on him" meaning TEMPTED... I just smile at her while giggling inside!!!

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