rory
26th December 2006, 18:44
My favourite part:
HOUSE: Let's confirm her diagnosis before you have her held back. (Flicks light off) Strobing lights and high-pitched sounds can provoke a seizure. (Waves a flashlight in the little girl's face while making a weird, ghoulish sound that I've never heard anywhere else before.)
DAUGHTER: You're a goof!
HOUSE: Takes one to know one, loser. Wait, that means I'm a loser. Scratch that. (Turns lights back on.) These episodes, she get sweaty afterwards?
MOTHER: Soaking wet.
HOUSE: And does she seem upset or just tired?
MOTHER: Actually she kinda thinks it's funny.
HOUSE: If you mix rocking, grunting, sweating and dystonia with concerned parents and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is... saying yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo.
MOTHER: She's what?
HOUSE: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo.
(The little girl giggles and the mother realizes what he's talking about.)
HOUSE: Let's confirm her diagnosis before you have her held back. (Flicks light off) Strobing lights and high-pitched sounds can provoke a seizure. (Waves a flashlight in the little girl's face while making a weird, ghoulish sound that I've never heard anywhere else before.)
DAUGHTER: You're a goof!
HOUSE: Takes one to know one, loser. Wait, that means I'm a loser. Scratch that. (Turns lights back on.) These episodes, she get sweaty afterwards?
MOTHER: Soaking wet.
HOUSE: And does she seem upset or just tired?
MOTHER: Actually she kinda thinks it's funny.
HOUSE: If you mix rocking, grunting, sweating and dystonia with concerned parents and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is... saying yoo-hoo to the hoo-hoo.
MOTHER: She's what?
HOUSE: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo.
(The little girl giggles and the mother realizes what he's talking about.)