Tina Scheer's Official Bio
Tina Scheer (as in “The Scheer weight of that enormous hair must give her headaches a lot”) scares me. Her hair scares me even more than the fern growing out of Courtney’s head. I’d ask her to comb the hair but I’m pretty sure it would eat the comb.
She is a lumberjill which is the female version of a lumberjack. More than that, she is the owner of the Chics With Axes, a merry band of competitive, travelling female lumberjacks. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d type.
That’s not a spelling error by the way – it’s spelled ‘chics’ not ‘chicks’ so I can only assume it’s some attempt at a pun. There aint nothing chic about flannel and fried blonde hair however.
She is proud of promoting women in a man’s sport. Like lumberjacking is a real sport. Even Broomball, if it existed which it certainly doesn’t, is more of a damn sport than sawing logs.
Tragically, her only son died a week before she was due to compete in Survivor: Guatemala so she had to pull out. In spite of this, she decided to compete one season later. I’m surprised she decided to go on the show so soon after his death.
With the hair and the personal tragedy, I’m having bad Ma Weaver flashbacks. She describes herself as funny, outgoing and adventurous which is pretty much the opposite of Linda Weaver however so that’s encouraging.