Nick Stanbury's Official Bio
Nick Stanbury is currently working as a waiter while awaiting
his first acting role word on his law school application. He previously worked in radio sales and as an Operations Analyst at Parker Aerospace.
Why do so many contestants have something to do with space/aeronautics this season? Is it a theme? It’s like every season, the casting producers make a bet to see who can cast most of a certain type of people – “I bet you I can cast the most people with twin siblings,” was the wager last season for example. On the bright side, if Mark Burnett is driven insane and decides to keep the contestants prisoner, they can probably band together and build their own functioning hot air balloon to fly back to the US.
He is proud of his family, especially sis Natalie and, I quote, “his boys in Tempe who never cease to amaze him”. I’m not quite sure what that means. Is Tempe a place? Does he mean Time itself? And what does he mean by his boys? Is he constantly amazed by the number of illegitimate children he’s fathered that keep coming out of the woodwork? Or is he giving out a shoutout to his friends in Tempe that I can’t quite get because I am an unhip white girl and he is an even more unhip white guy trying desperately to be hip?
He is on the show so he can travel, learn more about himself and meet smart, beautiful women. Oh for crap’s sakes, this is Exile Island, you dolt. Temptation Island is over that-away. I hope that any woman he finds attractive thoroughly trounces him in any challenge they participate in because he is too busy drooling over her and trying to get her number.