Danielle DiLorenzo's Official Bio
Danielle DiLorenzo is the third Danielle in a row to grace the various Survivors that have been broadcast recently and I’m getting rather sick of that name. She is a former gymnast and competed in a billion athletic activities in high school and college, doubtless causing her schoolmates to hate her overachieving ass.
At 16, she represented the US at the world Gothia Cup where her black eyeliner application skills won her the Best Goth award. Additionally, she worked with the Ford Model Agency, using her giant, shiny teeth to provide lighting backstage at various fashion shows. She almost became a professional soccer player until she sustained a career-ending knee injury. No word if Tonya Harding was involved.
Her hobbies include dancing, listening to music and travelling. Ah, but have you ever lived in the caves of India or walked the deserts of Chile, Danielle? Then you cannot call yourself a true traveller.
She describes herself as driven, intelligent, vivacious, strong-minded, athletic, genuine and good-hearted. So humble, Danielle? No, come now, tell us how wonderful you really are. Don’t hold back on the adjectives, you hear?