Aras Baskauskas Official Bio
Aras BasoverlylongnameIcan’tspell is a yoga instructor from California. With those big, brown, puppy-dog eyes of his, it’s no wonder he was voted one of the most eligible bachelors by his college newspaper.
It is a great achievement indeed to be honoured by the student newspaper like that – maybe the next contestant’s bio will go one step further and talk about how one of their letters was published in their school newspaper!
Ha has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Philosophy. Come sit over here, Aras, and we can talk about our not-very-practical BAs we got instead of studying something useful like business management or corporate snakery. Wait, he also has a Masters Degree in Business Administration. Damn, never mind. Go away again, Aras.
He played basketball in Lithuania of all places before moving to a little place called Cape Town. Ooh, there’s a bit of a local connection then. I would prepare myself to root for him because of this but the last contestant with a local connection was Andrew “jawbone of an ass and the brain of one too” Savage and I hated his ass. So I will wait and see whether Aras can earn the automatic rootability that comes from having ties to SA.
This yogi’s hobbies include meditation, surfing and golf so you know he’s mellow, man. Let us hope he does not spend all day ohm-ing and reflecting on the meaning of life instead of making himself useful around camp.