TVSA ProfileM-Net ProfileBrigitte is our very first model. One might even say she is the Alpha model since she was voted FHM Model of the Year last year and 56th sexiest woman in the world this year. Bah. The thought of her being so highly praised for her not very special looks just makes me wonder how much of FHM’s readership is made up of the visually impaired.
Before you think she’s a typical vapid model (“My luxury item would be shampoo and conditioner so I can toss my beautiful, perfect blonde hair, tee hee!”) there are some promising things about her. She’s athletic and does high jump. She says she wouldn’t miss anything while she’s on the island, so we likely won’t hear her whining about not having her dog/bed/chocolate/Jacuzzi/whatever. She’s a tomboy who wants to prove she’s not some featherbrained model.
But just because you’re an athlete doesn’t mean you can’t be a featherbrained model. Brigitte gets along better with guys because she finds most women “boring and weak”. She likes to challenge guys intellectually and physically because we girls are all stooopid and weak and can’t challenge anyone.
Thanks Brigitte for your condescending assessment of all of womankind. Funnily enough, I tend to find FHM models who are rated 56th sexiest in the world as stupid and vapid. Hmm, I wonder why that is?
There’s a difference between being a tomboy who enjoys hanging with the guys and a dumbass who hangs with the guys because they find women inferior. I hope she gets her ass thoroughly kicked by the other tomboys and tough chicks who are participating.
One of her favourite actors is Chuck Norris. Ironically or unironically? Because if it’s ironic, then it’s such a transparent attempt to garner some hipster points and be seen as cool to know all the kitsch icons. And if it’s unironic, well, then that’s just sad.
Oh Brigitte. You just can’t win with me.