Morgan McDevitt looks like a young version of
Joely Richardson, and since Julia bugs the crap out of me on Nip/Tuck, that’s strike one.
She is very skinny. Is she under the impression that people who go on this show gain weight rather than lose it? Why would she think that? You know, besides the massive amount of food rewards they’ve given in recent seasons.
This former volleyball player and cheerleader (another one for you to tell apart) works as a magician’s assistant, so she will do well in the all-important human cannonball challenges. I think she’d go very far fired from a cannon – she looks aerodynamic.
She plans to make everyone think she is a sweet team player, all the while conniving her way to the top. Like just about every other contestant this season. She claims she’ll be a useful member of her tribe because she is optimistic and a team player. I predict that she will use her magician’s assistant skills to disappear when there is work to be done.
Morgan’s greatest achievement is allowing her parents to live vicariously through her as a magician’s assistant. That’s a special kind of pathetic right there. Oh, that exciting and vicarious world of assisting magicians. There’s nothing more special than the thrill of seeing your daughter getting stuffed in a box and cut in half.