Margaret Bobonich is a family nurse practitioner and I swear I fell asleep while reading her bio. Did I say Whatserface…Brooke or whoever had a boring bio? Margaret’s is far more boring.
The only interesting things about her are that she provides health care to families who could not otherwise afford it and that she enjoys things like scuba diving, volleyball and zipping through rainforests. So she’ll be able to zip through the Guatemalan jungle with all the ease of a very zippy animal of some kind. Possibly a monkey. A zippy one.
To make her more interesting, I’ll make things up about her. She once baked a cake three stories high to break a world record. She is a talented clog dancer who once performed for Kofi Annan. Her name means “most boring contestant bio ever” in her native tongue of Bulgarian. She butters her bread from the top.
Argh! Even my made up crap is boring! Please let this woman be more interesting than her bio.