A case in point is of course yesterday's headline on the sunday sun "
ZOLA7 ON SEX SPREE".
Yho, yho, yho, somebody please tell those people I want my R3.20 back!!! There was nothing in the article about Zola having sex with anyone!!
Okay, does anyone know what the purpose of the article was? Except of course, to try and trash Zola??
Let me just say, they can try, but they will not succeed. Zola rules and that's it!!!
As the self appointed lawyer of Zola, I will continue to protect his dignity, brand until the day he really does something wrong!! Innocent till proven guilty shall reign.
What the paper said:
- Zola has two kids from different mothers: We know, it's been in the papers before. Next...
- Garneth Maseko, Baby Mama No.2 got kicked out of her parents home and she is now renting a room in Soweto - We didn't know but what has this got to do with Zola's sex spree?? Kanti what is a spree people?
- Zola is paying Garneth's rent and he bought her the "sparse" furniture in her room - Great guy, he's talking responsibility for her and the baby. So??
And what do they mean, sparse furniture? Didn't they say she stayed in a "backyard room?" So why would he buy a whole lot of furniture for a backyard room? Where is it all supposed to fit??
- Baby Mama No. 1 stays in Zola's other house - We know...it's been in the papers before.
- Nolly Gomati denies being involved with Zola - We know, it's been in the papers before. Next??
-The paper has been "reliably" informed about the three other women in Zola's life but it proved difficult to track them down. - He he he and they still use the word "reliable?" How reliable are your sources if you can't confirm the existence of the people mentioned??
Hayi suka, someone made this whole story up, I promise. They just wanted to put Zola on the cover to sell the paper and they just put together bits and pieces of info about him ...yhu, this is embarassing and I really want my money back!
And that lil' nonsensical reference to a
2003 incident where he was "allegedly" duped into believing his then girlfriend was pregnant, ummm what was the point again?? People have grown and moved on since then....
Besides, we all have skeletons in our closets. I know I do....
Mara ke because I read the story about Kelly Khumalo vs DJ Cleo as well as the Pam Andrews gets married story, they can keep 80c and give me my R2.40 back.
I'm tempted to say I won't read this paper again but I would be lying...I
WILL read it,
IN THE SHOP!
Pammy to wed??
Hee hee hee I hear
tranny Pammy is getting married bathong...congratulations to her!!
Hope you two have a wonderful life together...please don't send me an invite to the wedding? Weddings depress me, for real!!
FORGIVE AND FORGET
Does anyone know how I can contact ETV's Forgive and Forget??
I have two issues I need to write to them about.
First of all, Khanyi and Mandla should stop with these cat and mouse games and get the hell back together...
When does Mandla ever work by the way? He has time to be visiting newspapers, he is just like a soapie character, everything is about his private life. He never works but he is rich...yho...
They must actually give him a job in Generations, since Jack Mabaso is leaving, he can be the new mafia boss. He fits the description.
I'm serious about wanting to write to Forgive and Forget. The second issue I wanna talk to them about is the DJ Cleo vs Kelly Khumalo issue.
Men always complain about women not initiating sex but when Kelly Khumalo offers her services, as DJ Cleo claims, he flippen takes the story to the papers and national radio!!
Kanti what do you guys want? LOL
Eish maar Kelly is enjoying her tabloid ho status way too much. She should take a break and Prosper needs to be the man in that relationship and tell her to calm the f**k down.
Speaking of people who need to calm down, what is up with Babalwa demanding an apology from Florence at MetroFM?
First of all, I don't get what all the noise is about. I was actually listening when the "joke" was said. Thank goodness for my channel hopping!
Those guys were just fooling around and there was really no malicious intent when Flo said the statement about Xhosa chicks being men stealers.
The only 'uncomfortable" thing I had with that is Thomas not apologizing to the caller who complained. They could have just squashed it there but instead they didn't reply, just cut to the traffic or something and I thought that was a bit rude.
With all that said, I"m Xhosa myself but I don't understand why Babalwa is now all of a sudden a representative of Xhosa women and saying "we" are waiting for the apology. I don't need an apology, I know they were fooling around and did not mean to offend anyone.
It's not like she's never heard it before anyway. The Xhosa woman jokes are so all over, just like there are stories about Venda, Zulu, Afrikaans & Tswana speaking people.
She's talking about generalization, has she forgotten her "Black People don't vote statement?" Well, I haven't!
Some people really need to lighten up...
Oops, another subject under the "Forgive and Forget" Banner is the story in Sunday World about my hubby manhandling some white dude who was hurling racial abuse at petrol attendants.
I would really like to apologize to the guy who was "handled" by Rudie. It's all my fault.
You see, he saw a picture of me with a white guy and he just lost it..
I didn't know he was that jealous, otherwise I would have stayed cleer of anything that would upset him that much.
So sorry man, hope you weren't hurt, he needed to take out his frustration somewhere and you just happened to give him the chance!
On a more serious note, Congratulations on his invitation to perform at this year's Cannes Film Festival, am gonna miss him terribly when he's away but I know he's gonna make us proud!!
One Love!!!
P.S.
Some crazy TVSA group who call themselves DOOLA (Days Of Our Lives Anonymous) had an awards event for Days and if you are a fan or used to be a fan you'll be interested in finding out who won so please visit their thread on THIS LINK or click on the banner above.
You will need to scroll down to check out who won and I must say, as much as I enjoyed the awards, I really have issues with Sami Brady winning the "Favourite Days Character Award". We wuz robbed!!!!!
Check it out....
HOLLA!!!!