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Generations Teasers - November 2012

Written by TVSA Team from the blog Generations Teasers on 29 Oct 2012
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Coming up on Generations in November, 2012:

Thursday 1 November 2012
Episode 221 (3723)


Zodwa asks Nicholas to keep their arrangement a secret. MJ lies when he's put on the spot during a radio interview. Ruby realizes she is all alone.

Friday 2 November 2012
Episode 222 (3724)


Senzo is taken aback by what Dr Chetty has to say. Paulina causes a scene at Tsalanang. Dineo realizes dinner with her parents was a bad idea.



Monday 5 November 2012
Episode 223 (3725)


Angry Khethiwe tells Sara to back off. Nicholas warns Akhona she is playing with fire. Phenyo gets his back up when Ngamla has a go at him.

Tuesday 6 November 2012
Episode 224 (3726)


Patrick promises Ruby he'll set things right. Khaphela decides to meet Khubone halfway. Zodwa is hurt by what she finds in the dustbin.

Wednesday 7 November 2012
Episode 225 (3727)


Mawande is consumed by guilt. Choppa tries his luck with a babe. Khethiwe goes into a flat panic when an unwelcome visitor arrives.

Thursday 8 November 2012
Episode 226 (3728)

Akhona is angry that Nicholas kept a secret from her. Furious Khaphela has had enough of his wife's machinations. MJ is devastated when Caleb puts his foot down.

Friday 9 November 2012
Episode 227 (3729)


Khubone isn't done with his threats yet. Ruby warns Dineo she's making a big mistake. Ngamla can't fight the forbidden attraction he feels.



Monday 12 November 2012
Episode 228 (3730)

Khethiwe wants Khubone to help her get rid of her 'problem'. Noluntu urges Akhona to use her feminine wiles to get what she wants. Khaphela doesn't realise his phone conversation is being overheard.

Tuesday 13 November 2012
Episode 229 (3731)


Sara's arrival isn't welcomed by all. Phenyo decides it's time to move on. Nicholas warns Choppa he must get his act together.

Wednesday 14 November 2012
Episode 230 (3732)


Zodwa makes a move on her man. Dineo lies to cover her true feelings. MJ witnesses a forbidden kiss.

Thursday 15 November 2012
Episode 231 (3733)


Khethiwe is wracked by guilt. Ngamla suspects foul play was involved in the explosion. Akhona snaps when Nicholas tries to get intimate.

Friday 16 November 2012
Episode 232 (3734)


Phenyo plays it cool after being snubbed the day before. Khubone is determined to finish what he started. Dr Xulu breaks bad news to the Ngcobo woman.



Monday 19 November 2012
Episode 233 (3735)

Sara refuses to give up hope. MJ's good intentions fly out the window when he overhears something. Zodwa knows how to seduce a man.

Tuesday 20 November 2012
Episode 234 (3736)

Senzo is floored by what Phenyo suggests. Mawande is shocked to hear how Ngamla got hurt. It's a heartbreaking scene as Khethiwe says her final goodbye.

Wednesday 21 November 2012
Episode 235 (3737)

Nicholas wants Zodwa to back off but she's not listening. Khaphela's uncle makes a shock announcement. MJ is floored when the police arrive to arrest him.

Thursday 22 November 2012
Episode 236 (3738)

Noluntu is shocked by her mother's hardcore attitude. Sara tells Patricia about the new will. Choppa is chuffed to hear who's been talking about him.

Friday 23 November 2012
Episode 237 (3739)

Akhona doesn't notice when scheming Zodwa quickly hides something from her. Khubone won't back down until he gets what he wants. Ngamla is chuffed when Dr Chetty checks up on him.



Monday 26 November 2012
Episode 238 (3740)

Mawande tries to help MJ but ends up making things worse for him. Senzo freaks when he hears about the forbidden kiss. Khaphela's will is read to the family.

Tuesday 27 November 2012
Episode 239 (3741)


Jason leaks a scandalous story to the newspapers. Susan gives Zodwa the worst possible advice. Khethiwe gets the results from Mpilo's paternity test.

Wednesday 28 November 2012
Episode 240 (3742)

An outburst at the funeral leaves everyone shocked and horrified. Nicholas realises he bit off way more than he can chew. Phenyo kisses Dineo.

Thursday 29 November 2012
Episode 241 (3743)


Patricia urges Sara to take back what's hers. Choppa keeps a brave face after getting bad news. MJ loses his temper live on air.

Friday 30 November 2012
Episode 242 (3744)


Khethiwe misses Khaphela. Zodwa resorts to blackmail to get her job back. Mawande asks Ngamla to stay away from her.



Generations is on SABC1 Mondays to Fridays at 20h00.



2137 Comments

Yirafa
29 Oct 2012 18:25

Yay..I'm first

Virgolady
29 Oct 2012 18:28

2nd let me read

Kandyfloss
29 Oct 2012 18:28

Registerin and rushin to read...

Riyat
29 Oct 2012 18:31

Am I the first? I cant believe it myself. People waited & waited & waited & finaly I get to be the 1st. Wow wow wow

Riyat
29 Oct 2012 18:33

This 4n took long to update. I thought I was the 1st. So Bra Khaps is finally gone. Lest we forget.

Kandyfloss
29 Oct 2012 18:37

Uhu! Zodwa is a girl on a mission.. Whose funeral??? Mpilo' paternity tests, i thought that is sorted. Sbuda and forbidden kisses... Mj's troubles are far from over. Iyho.

Mimibob
29 Oct 2012 18:39

5th! Yipee!

moopa
29 Oct 2012 18:41

Hallo every one I am new here interesting

Muhle10
29 Oct 2012 18:44

So khapela is dead. He will be missed.

Mokema
29 Oct 2012 18:53

Ziyawa...won't miss Khaps though

Mimibob
29 Oct 2012 18:54

Khaphela dies. I wonder how.. Mawande and Sbusiso kiss! Zodwa n Mr Nick - poor Akhona. Welcome Moopa.

Royal Child
29 Oct 2012 18:54

Banna Nnate Khaphela wa tsamaya, Khetiwe ke lekgoshanyana wa tseba! its Exam time and these Soapies are frinking great! NXA! im in Top 10 for generations impressed!

stanten
29 Oct 2012 19:02

pity khaps is going to die

stanten
29 Oct 2012 19:02

pity khaps is going to die

Mpho Patricia nkwinika
29 Oct 2012 20:06

Xame bra khaps is goin

Mpho Patricia nkwinika
29 Oct 2012 20:07

Xame bra khaps is goin

RONDA
29 Oct 2012 20:12

Top 15 ai Gen this month has drama n more drama,aint complaining jst keep it cumin

lileuna
29 Oct 2012 20:57

Number 18! This is a first.

sexy d
29 Oct 2012 20:57

So Khaphela its gng to die shame but can't say I will miss him...so wats dis abt abt mpilo paternity I thought khaphela was de father....Sara taught Zodwa to seduce Khaphela but she goes a different way n seduces Mr Nicholas hahahahaha hai ke mathata

lileuna
29 Oct 2012 20:58

Number 18! This is a first.

Xolisalife
29 Oct 2012 22:03

Yho! I hope Mpilo is not Bra Khaps son, but Dumisani's. uNoluntu uzala nini kanti? Who kisses who Mj and that Senzo over hears about? Heh hai ibuhlungu this month.

ngomalj
29 Oct 2012 23:50

Yes im inn, yeah

RainPrincess
30 Oct 2012 04:31

Heheee Gen, I can't wait to get my TV next week! I'm loving this!

CHA CHA CHA
30 Oct 2012 06:06

Why Sbuda is interested to Mawande because he has Dr Chetty. Sara and MJs Daddy are back. MJ is becoming a problem.

sqephu
30 Oct 2012 07:10

I'm in top 25
morning let me sit down relax and read

Dhee
30 Oct 2012 07:12

Already so many people

Kerrie
30 Oct 2012 07:14

i scheme the forbidden kiss is between Ngamla and Wandi, those two still love each other madly! i thought we were going to see Khaphela until the second week of December or so....?????

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 07:32

yeeeeeeeeeeeer i thought i will be the first one, mmmm let me read

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 07:42

Registerin and rushin to read lol kandyfloss

a warm welcome to moopa

mmm can't wait for this drama.drama gen is hot as always


Manicure
30 Oct 2012 07:44

top 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lungelo aCe Msibi
30 Oct 2012 07:51

Finally! Khapela dies, this was long overdue, and this gay thing should stop, it was funny at first but now its just plain boring...

Kimmi
30 Oct 2012 07:55

Wow!!!!!! You bloggers are fast man! Good Morning!!!!
Eish, let me read, hope it's interesting! lol.

shadilicious
30 Oct 2012 08:00

top 40....tltltltl morning beautiful ppl

05415
30 Oct 2012 08:12

Number what what. Top something something!!!!!!! Yippppeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gen is hot hot hot. Shame they deserve awards now, for the past four months, we have been happy with their stories...

gegelegege
30 Oct 2012 08:23

Morning bloggers, Bathong whose funeral, someone pls give a short brief

Argue
30 Oct 2012 08:33

Am last1 ever #sad

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 08:40

@ gegelegege khaphela's funeral
@ kerrie did you manage to find the article

Btwa
30 Oct 2012 08:43

hello guys
i came late already this is comment num 38

chockie
30 Oct 2012 08:50

im also late but on top 40. Shame on Khaphela

Ntaksay
30 Oct 2012 09:04

Good Morning good people!

who is going to kill Khapela, is Khubone or Khethiwe or both? I thought Mpilo was Khapela's son coz when Khethiwe checked the dates from when he slept with Dumi and when she felt preg the dates did not match.

MJ your must let you stay in Jail for unyaka or more, you are becoming more problematic.

Ntaksay
30 Oct 2012 09:06

MJ your mom must let you stay in Jail for unyaka or more, you are becoming more problematic.

OlothandoD
30 Oct 2012 09:09

Morning people, whose funeral is it, Khaps, what about the paternity results, do they want Mpilo to have a new father

bongiwe.katikati3@gmail.com
30 Oct 2012 09:15

hi everyone
shame indode qotho is going to be killed by Khubone and whoo why is MJ's father coming back to mess things and leave Mawande to fix.

Mrs Chix
30 Oct 2012 09:21

OK

Deemo
30 Oct 2012 09:22

Malume khaps goin today ,shame sarah.so who is mpilos fatha?

Maqinase
30 Oct 2012 09:29

Morning mabloggers..I'm new here 
I like your comments and decided to join....drama & more drama this month

mangqezu
30 Oct 2012 09:31

Zodwa knows how to seduce a man ........mnxm maid from hell sies lol

At least Khaphela dies thinking Mpilo is his but the problem is he's given the bulk of his estate to him ......Sara must just sell Sqalo court 

Morning y'all

Dhee
30 Oct 2012 09:39

@ Deemo Mpilo's father is Dumisani.

Vandimerwe
30 Oct 2012 09:39

ok top 48

Friend
30 Oct 2012 09:41

Dumisani is Mpilo's father. Khaphela dead, good riddance. Wish i could fill Zodwa's punani with the strongest  powdered chillis.

Foi
30 Oct 2012 09:46

Salut les gars je suis aussi nouveau ici s'il vous plaît me souhaiter la bienvenue

Vandimerwe
30 Oct 2012 09:48

ijoooo its hot peri peri this month, forbiden kiss, funeral, khethiwe and her schemes eish, dineo dinner with her parents, mr. mamela featuring somewhere, mj arrested ijoooooooooo

lisaaa
30 Oct 2012 09:57

wow i cant wait Generaritions is going to be soooooo hot this nov...... loving it.......

Mangi02
30 Oct 2012 09:59

atlast khapela is going one a bora shame

Dhee
30 Oct 2012 10:00


A 18yr old girl got pregnant.The mother furiously asked her "who's
the pig that got you pregnant? Take this phone and Call him, or Go bring him here Right now.!!
"30 minutes later an old grey haired man in a mercedes benz comes with the girl and found the Girl's parents waiting for him. 
He says.."Am sorry mum for the problem..And am not going to marry your daughter but.. when she gives birth to a girl,i'll give 1 factory,1 villa and 2 Million. and if it's a boy, 2 factories, 2 villas and 3 Million. N if she miscarries, what do you suggest?" asks the man.
Her dad answered. "*bleep!* her again."

Goldi
30 Oct 2012 10:37

Morning Gen Family

very interesting month i must say too much drama wu asked lst week gore y bra Khaps a ba busy ka will is he dying or wat? so said y wonder wats gona happen 

Zodwa ne problem child i tell you wuuuuuuuuu

steffie
30 Oct 2012 10:40

Mawande ask Ngamla to stay away from her, does this means the forbidden kiss was shared between them?

Dhee
30 Oct 2012 11:17

There is always one song that reminds of a person, place or time and makes you miss it soo much.

Mine is Boys II Men  - A song for mama.

Ltes go whats yours?

Foi
30 Oct 2012 11:38

Je pense que des générations sera très intéressant ce mois-ci, et avec Khaphela mort sera triste de le voir partir. Il a été a un caractère très calme. J'aime aussi la famille Memela ils sont si réels.

chockie
30 Oct 2012 11:46

-Mawande consumed by guilt - Maybe things will go bad for Tsepho
-Ngamla's forbidden attraction - it will be Mawande, MJ will see his mum being kissed by Ngamla
-Khethiwe's problem its Khaphela thus he wants Khubone to get rid of, Khaphela will die in the explusion which will be planned by Ket & Kub, thus why Ket will be wracked by guilt
Ngamla & Dr will break up and Ngamla will be hurt. This is what will shock Mawande.
-

steffie
30 Oct 2012 11:47

@Foi what is this language, can't understand help!

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 11:48

@ foi what kind of a language is that????
@ dhee back when i was a child(song to my dad)

chockie
30 Oct 2012 11:56

I think there will be two funerals this month, maybe Khaphela will be buried on the 20th of Nov (heartbreaking scene for Ket), then  Khaphela's uncle makes a shock announcement maybe during the funeral or day after. On the 26th the will is read.

But on the 28th whose funeral is it, that leaves everyone shocked. Jus wish it will be Khubone's.

Teey
30 Oct 2012 12:01

All I can say is let's wait and see & It's goingto be INTERESTING

Teey
30 Oct 2012 12:02

All I can say is let's wait and see & It's going to be INTERESTING

mangqezu
30 Oct 2012 12:06

Foi pls go to the language blog if u are bored. Its French.

Dhee - Everywhere I am - Jaheim (makes me weep thinking of my late mom everytime I hear it) 

Manicure
30 Oct 2012 12:09

@ Foi.......... kwakwakwakwakwakwakwaaaaaaaa, Je pense que des..........deading from laughter.  Foi my dear please translate for ur sisters.

Manicure
30 Oct 2012 12:12

@ Dhee everybody is going to start weeping now, remembering their loved ones.

Manicure
30 Oct 2012 12:13

mna um not going to weep now, saving my tears for Khaps funeral.. LOL

sqephu
30 Oct 2012 12:16

Where is the love by Black eyed peas reminds me of my late brother and sister.

Foi  a u chinese bcoz your name and language i don't get it? pls translate

ellablueivy
30 Oct 2012 12:18

I think Generations is HOT..Hotter than any soapie right now..Xolani reminds Me of MIchael Scofield....uhm help out isn't khaphela's son Mpendulo not Mpilo?

sqephu
30 Oct 2012 12:23

@ ellablueivy Mpendulo is Samuel and Shaz' s son but Mpilo iz Bra Khap's son 

And i got another one that reminds me of my hubby KNOCK YOU DOWN by Keri Hilson FT Kanye West & Ne-Yo. LOL * hides*

zdwesha
30 Oct 2012 12:43

it is going to be hot i cant wait

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 12:54


A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully:
Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor : My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did? God Almighty will forgive you.
Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.
Pastor : can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them.
... Man...: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am ashamed.
Pastor; Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say "pau". If it is once you slept with her. The Number of times you say 'pau' will indicate the Number of times you slept with that particular person. And so they wen t to the church entrance.

Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks. Man: Pau. Pau

Pastor: The Lord forgive you.

Deacon's wife passes carrying bible. Man: Pau

Pastor :May the Lord forgive you.

A choir member passes singing;

Man: Pau pau pau

Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.

Lo and behold.Pastor's wife passes by and Man goes off like a machine gun.

Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau...

Pastor: F**k Youuuuuuuu & shut uppppppppp son of Zebelllllllllllllllllllllllllll. God will kill youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dog!


Goldi
30 Oct 2012 12:54

Ellablueivy i love dat guy pretty face *michael scofield* he ws da reason ws watching prison brake..........

dreams by boy 2 men reminds me of ma late grand mada

steffie
30 Oct 2012 12:59

@Aya so God will kill him cause he slept with the Pastor's wife repeatedly.

Dhee
30 Oct 2012 13:13

Ayah please check your inbox

goldie
30 Oct 2012 13:24

Good day bloggers! You guys are addicts really, so many replies already! Better go n read! ** goes back to silent blogging***

Goldi
30 Oct 2012 13:45

lol n whr is dat goldie?

deathby God will kill u dog hahahaha Aya ketsona nana

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 13:59

@ Dhee i emailed you
hi Goldi am giving up on MJ after kissing "tha" girl again yesterday he is all yours girl

sisila
30 Oct 2012 14:03

The song is kum na kum by ringo mandlingozi reminds me of my ex fiancee mmh generation sounds very interesting but i'll still stick to the blog you guys make it more interesting than watching it I always get bored especially becos i know whats going to happen from the teaser.

Manicure
30 Oct 2012 14:06

anyone with directions to silent blogging please help, i would like to go silent blogging like goldie.

Kerrie said i should pass her msg that she will see u ladies on monday, she is coming to the city to see street lights and trafic light since they are not there at the village.

Jtovo
30 Oct 2012 14:10

Cha ngiyavuma guyz senibhale kangaka, don't u guyz work?

LoL interesting month indeed, wonder how bra Khaps will die.

ausdee
30 Oct 2012 14:11

hai boo, gonna start watching gen this month.!!! interesting..

Goldi
30 Oct 2012 14:15

I Gave up on MJ lst month alredi Aya i think i'll go for Nic or Tshepo lol

yooo i must get maself a ben 10 okare banale true love hihihihihihihihihi
shame waitse Xolani waithathela mamkhulu wa gae mona fatshe tlhe

Vandimerwe
30 Oct 2012 14:52

Goldi whatever u do never come near my Nic asseblief................... just go for Tshepo i dont mind

maud
30 Oct 2012 14:52

@Goldi , i love Xolani, its a pity he is just acting, i hope he is like that in real life.
i was in tears yesterday when he says I LOVE YOU RUBY ohh my God

moon39
30 Oct 2012 14:54

Shame Bra Khaps. Funerals hey!!. Two of them futi, in one month. Hai boo!

steffie
30 Oct 2012 14:56

@Goldi it has nothing with being a Ben 10.
 Xolani is just a romantic man told you guys that age is nothing when it comes to matters of the heart. The problem is when the  woman get more older(advances in age), this Ben 10s start to make fun of you, saying "grandma leave me alone to go 2 my agemates". 

steffie
30 Oct 2012 14:59

I don't think there will be two funerals on generations. Khethi saying goodbye might be at the mortuary or something before the burial day.

steffie
30 Oct 2012 15:04

Ngamla can't fight the forbidden attraction he feels.

I like this and hope the attraction is for Wandi, but Caleb the thorn is coming back to turn things upside down.

Riyat
30 Oct 2012 15:04

@ ayashah am in a minibus(taxi) & I couldn't hold myself. Everyone was looking thinking is she going mad?

ausdee
30 Oct 2012 15:08

@moon39, what do yo umean two of them in one month?

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 15:17

lol Riyat aw i can imagine you loling kakakaka and people staring at you

Riyat
30 Oct 2012 15:46

Several weeks after ayoung man was hired he was into the personnel managers office. Furiously the mgr asked "Before employing you we asked how many years of experience you have and you said 5. Now am seeing ur cv says no experience?" "Well" the young man said "the ad said you wanted someone with imagination"

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 16:17

bye guys have until tomorrow

ayashah
30 Oct 2012 16:23

lol Riyat hahaa clever dude

LADY DEE
30 Oct 2012 17:16

nov its gonna be hot forsure.....

Foi
30 Oct 2012 20:24

Je suis désolé les gars, malheureusement, je ne peux lire et comprendre l'anglais (English) mais ne peut pas écrire. Je comprends vos plaintes, mais ne sera pas en mesure de communiquer. Je suis français et je vous aime tous.

Foi
30 Oct 2012 20:34

@mangqezu: Vous avez vraiment besoin d'avoir des manières que vous êtes tellement désagréable. Je suis pratiquement sûr que u ne possédez pas TVSA et je suis autorisé à diffuser mon point de vue dans n'importe quelle langue que je préfère. Quant à u avoir une vie. Vous méchant.

moopa
30 Oct 2012 23:04

Paupaupau. LKK Rolling with tears poor pastor

Meshbrown
30 Oct 2012 23:41

Hi all, am new here. Eish,sad to c kaphela go. Peeps, I am currently looking to pitch a telenovela set against a durban hotel. Would u watch a series that has the following characters: A rural 20 something girl who is duped by her internet love interest into moving to Durban: a zulu chiefs gay son living with his streetwise coloured boyfriend and an Indian woman who ends up working as a hotel maid. Email me at littledivaevents@gmail.com. Also suggest what u would like to see in a telenovela. THANK U ALL!

RainPrincess
31 Oct 2012 02:47

Missing you by Brandy - reminds me of my late sister (hope she's resting peacefully). Lol you guys and your jokes LMAO!

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 07:59

morning guys 

welcome meshbrown feel at home

uena foi you are boring us what is the use of speaking the language that we cnt hear, you are just fooling yourself coz you are answearing what mangqezu said, in a language that she cnt even understand, anyway we know what to do about you go and ask Gameplaya  HE WILL TELL YOU

guys can somebody help me with an update


  

Kandyfloss
31 Oct 2012 08:20

mornin all. Sori Aya cant update. Am so sick, diarrhoea, nausea, stiff neck muscle, no appetite. dr said its food poisonin. Any quick solutions mabloggers.

Manicure
31 Oct 2012 08:21

@ Foi............ i give up now.

morning all and welcome Mesh.

Manicure
31 Oct 2012 08:24

sori Kandy and get well soon sister, isnt it morning sickness, just asking LOL

steffie
31 Oct 2012 08:24

Morning peeps.

Riyat
31 Oct 2012 08:37

Morning all. @kandy that really sounds like morning sickness.lol try fresh milk.

Kandyfloss
31 Oct 2012 08:41

morning sickness! Thats what Dr said.. Its not am certain. Not planning to have another baby in a lifetime. I got a 17months old boy.

steffie
31 Oct 2012 08:42

@Kandyfloss

Get well soon, don't try quick solutions, let your body get rid of toxins.I suggest right ailments and bed rest.

@Aya quick update

MJ slept with Leena at Choppa's. He got home in the morning and Luntu was not happy with it. He jumped into a couch as if he was studying the whole night, fooling Wandi when she came into the lounge.
Xolani was delayed bail, Sylvia was lashing at Ruby for ruining her son, telling Ruby she will go to hell for it.
Zodwa has dished her maid uniform for a dress that shows cleavage, to Akhona's irritation and Nic's acceptance. 
Dinny has taken her dad to Siqalo to help him recover and Ruby felt very betrayed.
Dr Chetty was angry at Sbu for *bleep!* her and be silent for the whole weekend only to come yesterday proposing  another adult entertainment.

Khaphela is beefing security at Siqalo because of khubone's threats and going to KZN to fetch Mpilo and Sara. Khethi is against the idea, of Sara coming back. Akhona was not responding to Nic's sexual gesture cause she is depressed by Khubone. I tried gal,anybody help!

zdwesha
31 Oct 2012 08:44

oh please foi how can u say mangqezu must get a life if u dont understand her lingo? stop being a drama queen and get a life wena kuqala.

back 2 gen 

everythng is hot i lost words

loling @ jokes ppl u will get us fired

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 08:47

Morning kunina nonke zithandwa zam @Foi please go play your game somewhere else. 
@ Kandyfloss sorry dear wishing you a speedy recovery or maybe you overdusted some cobwebs. *hides*

steffie
31 Oct 2012 08:50

Kandyfloss if its morning sickness don't try some tricks please. Preserve that precious life.

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 08:54

thax steffie mm i missed a lot not again today yooo

get well kandy we love you

chockie
31 Oct 2012 09:00

Morning Good people. Jus a simple question, usually when is the best time for the will to be read, is it before the funeral or after the funeral.

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 09:01

maybe you overdusted some cobwebs. *hides* hahahaha you better hide where kandy will never found you

Kandyfloss
31 Oct 2012 09:05

I don't believe u guys.. Making fun of me when am sick.. lol! @ Dhee you got me thinking, maybe its cobwebs poisoning. Havnt dusted in a long time.. Thanx Aya wena kana o na le maitseo.

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 09:06

@ chocki i think after the funeral

mangqezu
31 Oct 2012 09:11

Did this imbecile called Foi respond directly to me not even gonna waste my time looking for the response nna I will respond in a language everyone understands 

'To Foi - Pls take ur limited edition brain cells and go jump in a lake for all I care'
 

steffie u will kill Kandyfloss with stress lmao

Kandyfloss eat crackers at least or dry toast but u must get rid of the toxins indeed it sounds like gastroenteritis

chockie
31 Oct 2012 09:13

@ ayashah then if like that Khapela will be buried before 26th Nov coz the will is read on the 26th, then whose funeral will it be on the 28th. Pliz help im confused

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 09:15

its after the funeral Chockie

chockie
31 Oct 2012 09:27

SO DHEE TELL ME ABOUT THE FUNERAL ON THE 28th, THE WILL IS READ ON THE 26th

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 09:36

mybe khaphela's will was read before he funeral**just thinking** an1 help please
am a serious blogger today i have got nothing to do imao

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 09:49

Morning guyz 

Get well soon Kandy welcome Mesh

da will is read after da funeral hawu guyz , mmmm Zodwa's getting into Akhona's nerves n Mr Nic le ena haai soka maan i guess 1ns a player will always be hey

Dinny wambhora strait lol haile Chetty le S'buda haai khona kinder garden i tell you

chockie
31 Oct 2012 09:53

@GOLDI HELP ME IM CONFUSED SO WHOSE FUNERAL IS IT THAT IS ON THE 28th, YESTERDAY I SAID MAYBE THERE WILL BE TWO FUNERALS IN NOVEMBER. SOME SAID NO.

steffie
31 Oct 2012 10:04

@Aya laughing at serious blogger phrase.

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 10:22

Well im also confused Chockie maybe it was read before the funeral.

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 10:23

am loling behind you steffie
let us just wait n see chockie
 am coming back with a joke

meloe
31 Oct 2012 10:37

Get well kandy, you should rest and have plenty of fluids

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 10:41

Confusing indeed myb ke lefu la Khubone *thinkingoutloud* 

ya myb things will be done differently n read da will b4 da funeral or vice verse 
will jst have to wait n c  

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 10:42


dad: som buy me a soft drink
son: coke or pepsi
dad: coke
son:diet or regular
dad: regular
son: bottle or can
dad: bottle
son: oz or litre
dad; dammit jus buy me water
son: natural or mineral
dad; minera
son: hot or cold
dad(angry) am gonna srike you with a broom
son; stick broom or soft broom
dad tl you anima
son:pig or cow
dad; get the outta here
son: now or tomorrow
dad: now
son: are u accompaning me or not
dad; i will kill you
son: stab by knife of shot by gun 
lol

Riyat
31 Oct 2012 10:52

You ayasha am hungry so with laughing. I feel like my intestines will come out. LoL

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 10:52

lol wat n irritation reminds me of ma son nxaaaaa

Chix
31 Oct 2012 11:22

Good morning guys!!
there is only one funeral and that is Khaphela's!!! Khethiwe could be saying goodbye at the hospital after Khaphela was proclaimed/pronounced dead... the will could be read before the funeral depending on what the deceased wanted!! Remember Sara doesn't stay in JHb all the time so Khaps could have asked his lawyer that he read the will just before the funeral so that everyone may hear and know!!!

Mpilo could also be tested for paternity if it is a pre-requisite on the will for him to get all his inheritance!!! Khaphela is not stupid... i am sure he saw it long ago that Khethiwe wants him dead but maybe he just kept quiet on purpose!!

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 11:30

am starting to imagine dlomo at the funeral gape he was a friend of khaphela, i cnt wait to see malume khaphela inside the coffin  

chockie
31 Oct 2012 11:41

CHIX YOU ARE MAKING SENSE.

goldie
31 Oct 2012 11:53

Morning bloggers, I think Khaps was in hospital or something cos ''Sara refuses to give up hope just begore Khethi says her final goodbye''- I think it was when she realised that Khaps wont make it, and the funeral was only on the 28th and the will was read b4, uncles make a hocking announcement maybe the paternity tests that Khaps for b4 the will is read. I think!!!

shadilicious
31 Oct 2012 11:56

@Ayashah
ga o ditshabe ngwana ke wena...cnt wait to see khaps in the coffin, 
tjo, i wonder o batla go mmona a etsang

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 12:24

@ shadi lol ke batla go bonna gore go jwang ge a tswaletji mahlo+batlo mo puffer nyana lmao
now i do i get the bigger picture of this funeral

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 12:45

lol Aya ba2ng s for in he's coffin tjoooo Guyz du u think Mpilo is not bra khap's son?

shadilicious
31 Oct 2012 12:51

aiii Aya ke tla go tlhapisa ka madi a kgogo, you're SICK...LOL

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 12:54

Yho Ayah better you than me  seing bra Khaps with those rabbit cheeks of his in a coffin, thats a big no no for me.

mangqezu
31 Oct 2012 13:02

I hope he has the decency to shave for once cos that beard will get the coffin stuck and wont close properly, he looked nice and clean when he was imitating Sbuda's way of dressing

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 13:19

waze wavelelwa booo o bra khaps hahahahahaha ni worse shem

caro
31 Oct 2012 13:20

good day ladies and gents, i missed you but its not easy for me to come to the house often dis days, i will just pop in now and then to see how yall doing.. 

i love you... PEACE....!!!!!!!! OUTTA HERE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 13:36

kikikiki lol wont close properlyhope he has the decency to shave for once cos that beard will get the coffin stuck and   hahahahah dead  for the whole dy ahhhhh

@ shadilicio lol

Kandyfloss
31 Oct 2012 13:40

Guys i said am weak. Cant laugh. Save some for when am well. Thanx mangqesu.

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 13:55

Guyz du u think Mpilo is not bra khap's son? yes Goldi i think mpilo's dad ke Dumisane

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 13:59

Ubufebe haai *claponce*......Sarah etlaba mosadi wamohumi poor Khethi Khethi

Riyat
31 Oct 2012 14:01

If he dies with the beard they should leave him like that. He didn't shave when he was alive it will be unfair to the dead.

Ntaksay
31 Oct 2012 14:03

Sipho' answer on Interview

Panel: Tell us about yourself, your background, work experience,
educational qualifications.
Sipho: Refer to my CV. I don't have time to repeat things.
Panel: What do you know about this company?
Sipho: Irrelevant for now. Ask me a week after you have appointed me.
Panel: Why are you interested in working for this company?
Sipho: Why did you advertise?
Panel: Why must we employ you & not other candidates?
Sipho: I don't answer irrelevant questions. Decision is on you.
Panel: What are your strengths and weaknesses?
Sipho: Strengths: I moer bosses, Weaknesses: I always leave early
especially Fridays.
Panel: Describe when you had disagreement with your colleague & what
you have done
Sipho: My ex-boss & I hit him.
Panel: Why do you want to leave your employer?
Sipho: Same answer as above.


Riyat
31 Oct 2012 14:22

@Ntaksay they will definatelt give him the job LoL

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 14:23

lol Ntaksay crazy dude

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 14:36

Sipho ke skhokho lol

Ntaksay
31 Oct 2012 14:44

Esitobhini sebhasi, siyamisa ibhasi isalukazi, singene, sihlale eduze
kukadriver.

Ihambe impela ibhasi ilibhekise eGoli. Siqale isalukazi silule isandla
siphe uDriver amakinati

udriver usekhathele ukudla amakinati aphiwa wona uGogo, aze agcine
ebuzile u Driver kuGogo.

Driver: Gogo ngoba awunamazinyo ubuwathengelani amakinati, njengoba
esekuxaka manje uwanika mina.

Gogo: Ndodana ungadinwa ngisuke ngathenga u chocolate kanti ilo
onamakinati, mina ngimunyunga u chocolate osemakinatini kuphela,  amakinati awakho.

steffie
31 Oct 2012 14:44

Sipho is either stupid or arrogant

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 14:53

ohhh Gogo nkosi yam *smh*

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 14:59

lol shame to the drive

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 15:04

driver me n my mistakes alwAYS IN HURRY

Manicure
31 Oct 2012 15:15

hello Aya the serious blogger..........

@ Ntaksay please translate to ur sister would like to laugh at the driver nd gogo.

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 15:21

@ Ntaksay, i was having my lunch and i just lost my appetite

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 15:21

hi manicure (((waving my hand to you)
manicure we cheke di emails tsa gao?

Ntaksay
31 Oct 2012 15:22

An old lady takes a bus to Jo'burg, she sits next to the driver. At the depature of the bus the old lady give the driver some peanuts (not the whole packet but in bits and pieces), the driver asks the old lady why she bought peanuts because she does not have teeth.
The old lady replies: don't be angry my son I was buying chocolate (not knowing that it's peanuts coated with chocolate), I'm only sucking the chocolate out of the peanuts and then give you the peanuts.

Manicure
31 Oct 2012 15:26

hahahahhhhhhhhh thanx Ntaksay, u are a darling. Aya there is nothing in my inbo today.

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 15:36

uLwesihlanu Kuholiwe, umfana uhlala nogogo nomkhulu wakhe.
Ahambe ayogroova enight club, abuye nentombi ayitshele ukuthi ingabangi umsindo ngoba ugogo unolaka kabi.
Banyonyobe bangene ekamelweni, akususe lokho umfana eshona evumbuka phezu kwentombazane.
"Maye" intombi  ikhala "eshuuuuu......aweeeeeeeh.........eiyoh......!!!
Bezwe nge knock kagogo emnyango: "Yeyi awuthule wentombazane ubungazi ukuthi uzodliwa la? Vula amathanga lawo uvale umlomo. Mawungezwa elikamkhulu ipipi unganya.

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 15:40

cnt believe tomorrow is november yoo we wil be saying goodbye to 2012 soon

Ntaksay
31 Oct 2012 15:47

Huh Gogo is so naughty

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 15:48

kikikikikiki lol Dhee hay bo gogo
manicure i mean your gmai not pm message

Riyat
31 Oct 2012 15:49

Kkkkkkk I can imagine the look on the drivers face after hearing that.

Ntaksay
31 Oct 2012 15:49

A tourist asked a boatman “do u know biology, psychology, sociology, geology and criminology?” The boatman said NO to all of the questions. Then the tourist said “what the hell do u know, mhh? You will die illiterate wena.” After a while the boat started sinking, so the tourist started panicking and the boatman asked the tourist : “Do u know swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?” The tourist said NO! The boatman then said:

“Well, you will now get firsthand experience in drownology as crocodilogy will eat ur assology and you will dieology unye because of your bad mouthology. Bye-Byeology, ngiyakushiyalogy ngoku kule boatology, masimbalogy akho!”


Dhee
31 Oct 2012 15:55

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ Ntaksay

steffie
31 Oct 2012 15:56

Ntaksay your jokes! lol

keenwatcher
31 Oct 2012 15:57

Bienvenue  Foi!

mangqezu
31 Oct 2012 16:06

keenwatcher u must be a saint welcoming this Foi thingy lmao

ReneyC
31 Oct 2012 16:10

tjo!!!!ya ne!!! you guys are on a roll this month day 2 and already 177 comments???gotta love the generations blog!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!

chockie
31 Oct 2012 16:13

GUYS  ZODWA IS HURT BY WHAT SHE FINDS IN THE DUSTBIN. LETS TALK WHAT CAN THAT BE.

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 16:13

keenwatcher u must be a saint welcoming this Foi thingy lmao ke mokgotse ae gege or maybe foi and keen is one and the same person
loliology ntansay kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 16:18

Dear Salary
Please STAY with me this Month.
You left in such a rush, Last Month.
I didnt even have time to appreciate you,
after waiting for you for 29 days.
Im sorry abiut whatever it is I did.
I promise I will be good.



shadilicious
31 Oct 2012 16:19

kwa kwa kwaology... yoooh yah neh

ayashah
31 Oct 2012 16:19

GUYS ZODWA IS HURT BY WHAT SHE FINDS IN THE DUSTBIN. LETS TALK WHAT CAN THAT BE. been trying to think about it the first dae i saw it  kodwa angiyazi
 i was a serious blogger today yooo

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 16:20

@ Chockie its a Condom.

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 16:21

Its a present that he bought for Mr Nick!

chockie
31 Oct 2012 16:24

Maybe zodwa will buy Mr Nic something and then finds it in adustbin

chockie
31 Oct 2012 16:26

@Dhee a used condom, or a spoilt paint, used pad

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 16:26

Sesikuqedile okwanamhlanje *singing*
time to go home friends tomorrow is another day.

Dhee
31 Oct 2012 16:28

"used pad' tjo @Chokie your mind is racing baby gal/

chockie
31 Oct 2012 16:29

tomorrow guys

mangqezu
31 Oct 2012 16:30

I think its a pregnncy test

Vandimerwe
31 Oct 2012 16:30

At a gay wedding,the priest waz confused how to declare the 2 men as husband nd wife.After a long silence the priest said,"I hereby pronounce u Man-United!!!" 

byeeeeeee tommorrow guyz

chockie
31 Oct 2012 16:31

jus trying to figure out what can it be that  can hurt zodwa, but i think its the present coz if kuyimi ngizokwata shame

shadilicious
31 Oct 2012 16:31

i also think that it's a condom or a pregnancy test

Kandyfloss
31 Oct 2012 20:10

Somebody tell me zulu name for rape

Goldi
31 Oct 2012 20:37

Ukudlwengula m nt sure of ma spelling!! B2G Kante bothata ba dinny ke eng wuuuuu r shame she's gona regret all she jst nid 2 deal with her being a product of rape haaisoka nna wambora she's so desparate 2 belong mxxxxm Enjy ur evening bolggers

Kerrie
31 Oct 2012 22:41

i missed you guys too much i went and found a hot spot so i can online and talk to you.....laughed so much at your jokes....

Kandyfloss, you need to dust those cobwebs girl or else o tla nna le mathata..lol!

I wish Patrick would do something bad to Dineo so he can start believing Ruby, she (Ruby) doesn't deserve to be treated like that, by her own daughter for that matter!
i'm going to be a busy blogger tomorrow, i don't have to go to the office, yipeeeee!

Goodnight good friends.

RainPrincess
31 Oct 2012 23:49

Guys do u remember that time when Khethi poisoned Khaphela and he found out then told her that if he's murdered she won't be getting anything from his assets, telling her that she'd better pray he dies from natural causes...did he ever change that clause?

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 06:31

Khethiwe has done so many bad things to Khaphela and him being indoda eqotho that he is keeps on forgiving her, he'll go to heaven when he dies, just because of his forgiving heart! Not sure if he's changed it RainPrincess...

Manicure
01 Nov 2012 07:35

morning Kerrie the serious blogger, so u were already here at 06.31 am, this is realy serious. think, we are going to have a hot day today.


Kandyfloss
01 Nov 2012 07:35

mornin all! Kerrie stop giving Khaphela false hopes. He's not goin anywhere near heaven. He only forgave Khethi for selfish reasons. He's just going to wait Khethi in hell, i hope she won't keep him waiting for long. She's no longer doing it for me

Kandyfloss
01 Nov 2012 07:38

Banyana ke lona ba Bots, a ga le theogele? Dont forget the 5th D wa Delivery. Ija!

RainPrincess
01 Nov 2012 08:08

Loooool Kerrie bra Khap's chair in hell is being cleaned on a daily basis, right next to Khethi's! He's no saint at all, he just pretends to be holier than thou! Good morning mabblogers a mahle!

Manicure
01 Nov 2012 08:16

Kandy ke gone jaaka re theogetse jaana, wena o bereka leng gal?

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 08:22

hahaha....just trying to make his assing bearable for his staunch followers....kwakwakwa...
i was up early Manicure and didn't have anything to do but blog! Kandy, nna ke a ilaola today and tomorrow......

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 08:30

lol hahahahah ay
morning guys

Goldi
01 Nov 2012 08:39

Every Good morning to you....Happy Phuza Thursday

Khethiwe otlaitsholo goitshola......i loved da scene ya MJ le Mawande ka di lips stick mo melomong kikikikiki, Patrick will convince Dinny to get back togeda le Phenyo so dat a tlo thola chelete ya magadi mxxxxm bastard

chockie
01 Nov 2012 08:53

Morning Guys, i think Mr Nic will give Zodwa some money, and thus the arrangement that they will need to be kept as a secret. What do you think?

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 09:17

kandyfloss how are you today? are yo getting better? 

Goldi
01 Nov 2012 09:17

I also think so Chockie unless they Shagg n decides 2 kip it a secret....

steffie
01 Nov 2012 09:38

Morning morning!
Khubi waiting for dinner at Khaphela's, that man is something else.

yungkween
01 Nov 2012 09:54

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh people olz dnt put bibles on yr commentsthats a disgrace mani hw a u people taaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

chockie
01 Nov 2012 09:56

I THINK FOR SHAGGING TONIGHT ITS TOO EARLY GOLDI

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 10:10

Chockie, they can still shag, phela Mr. Nic goes to meetings outside the office without Akhona, who knows, he might pass by he house and get some from Zodwa seeing he didn't get any from Akhona the other day.......but you are also right,might be the advance she'd asked for from Ms. Akhona and didn't get, can't you see she's gone an extra mile and got a new hairstyle! She is indeed a girl on a mission....

I don't have words for Dineo, i'm so upset with her, how could she even consider that! She's a disgrace to womanhood....

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 10:17

eish i wnt to blog but there's sm1 next to mw eish!!!

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 10:23

kindly tell them to go away Aya,LOL....

Yungkween, what are you trying to say.....!?

Kandyfloss
01 Nov 2012 10:26

AYA am much better dear. Thanx..

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 10:33

Kandyfloss, o ta leng Gaborone wa ta wa kopana le motho wa ko tengnyanateng ha a begile a tile go bona dipone tsa toropo?????

caro
01 Nov 2012 10:34

llolling at yall comments...

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 10:35

lol they are gone now

Yungkween, what are you trying to say.....!?  dnt mind her/him she/he doesn't understand the sprit in here lol

Kandy good to hear that, wish you speed recovery

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 10:36

Hayibo Yungkween, you can talk about the bible wherever, whenever with whoever you want to talk to about it, What on earth are you on about. kanti haw a u wena?

caro
01 Nov 2012 10:40

@ntaksay
 yungkween o tla ba strong as soon as a understanda how we roll, mo tlogelleng nna. 
@aya hhahahahaaaa...wrong button hey..!!!!!!!

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 10:42

i'm going to be a busy blogger tomorrow, i don't have to go to the office, yipeeeee! 
 wen YOU ARE A BUST BLOGER WHEN I AM A SERIOUS ONE LMAO

Goldi
01 Nov 2012 10:44

u knw a quicky chockie it's neva 2 eli wen it comes to a player wus been nt geting any @ home lol

caro
01 Nov 2012 10:46

i think zodwa will be hurt by funding something she bought fr nic, y would she get hurt because akhona is on her periods or both (nic  & akhona) are sleeping together with a condom/ hahahaha she knows what they do behind closed doors
think about it guys...

caro
01 Nov 2012 10:49

Zodwa makes a move on her man 14 nov 2012

cnt wait... gape nic o nyaka something fresh n funky...

RainPrincess
01 Nov 2012 10:51

Can anyone update?

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 10:53

husband and wife was in bed, husby was reading a book so he he fingered his wife then remove his hand and continue reading the book, the man did it for the second time and contibue reading the book , wifey said to herself if he finger me one more time i will take off my clothes so that we can start davasing,then the man did it again he finger his wife took off his hand and do nothing, wifey took off her clothes and say to her husband, honey we can start , husby ; what? wife s*x you been fingering me and i thought thats what u wanna do husby: with the ignoring face" e-e i was just wetting my finger so that i can able to page the book lmao

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 10:54

Maybe Zodwa will find a (+) preg test

caro
01 Nov 2012 10:58

Maybe Zodwa will find a (+) preg test  @ntaksay  u might be right wa tseba..'
 she might be sad thinking above the move she wonna make to the man the jus made someone preggies..

Goldi
01 Nov 2012 10:59

y mst she be HURT Nic a se mo2 wage 4 starters yoooooo......haai

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 11:08

nna i think ke condom,coz he wnt make a move on the 14th knowing gore akhona is + she made a move so that she can hear what akhona heard n know whats behind that condom  

Kandyfloss
01 Nov 2012 11:09

Yuck Aya! I'l never borrow anything in Print from that family.

chockie
01 Nov 2012 11:11

GUYS I LIKED IT YESTERDAY WHEN PHENYO RETURNED THE RING. I THINK NOW DINNY WILL MAKE A GOOD DECISION, VERY SOON PHENYO WILL MOVE ON.

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 11:17

Hubby usile, how do you wet your finger when wife is not around, to make her wet and give her hope, that is so not right

Mrs Chix
01 Nov 2012 11:25

Dineo is irritating shem

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 11:26

Wife: Darling where did u sleep last nyte?

Hubby: Sam,our friend lost his sister ngilale khona ...

Wife:Ok u can eat your food I m off to the bath.

(After bathing) Wife: I am going out

Hubby: Uyaphi? ...

Wife: To pass my condolences to Sam's family..

Hubby: When u were bathing they phoned bathi UVUKILE!!!

RainPrincess
01 Nov 2012 11:27

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! LMAO Aya mara

Zeegy
01 Nov 2012 11:31

Mornig all

Very..... Late
i love November, Khaphela time out
Kodwa Zodwa.........umenzani u mr NICK. Naughty gal

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 11:33

haahaha, Aya, that husband is crazy, maybe he was sniffing the finger kaloku! he wanted to have wet wifey....

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 11:36

LKKKKKKK, clever yet stupid hubby there Ntaksay.....

Dhee
01 Nov 2012 11:37

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@ Ntaksay "Uvukile"

Dhee
01 Nov 2012 11:37


A lawyer at a court defending a guy accused of stealing said;

"my client put only his right hand into the window and removed a few things. His right hand is not himself, I can't see how you will punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his right hand."

The Judge said;


"Ok, using your logic, I hereby sentence the accused's right hand to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it, or not, as he chooses."

Immediately, the accused guy smiled, removed his artificial right hand, laid it on the table and walked out of the courtroom

Goldi
01 Nov 2012 11:40

hahahah stupid hubby....Man will always gt cot wen cheating unlike woman 
nyc 1 Ntaksay.....

Dinny's being a brat nje

Zeegy
01 Nov 2012 11:41

Pls talk to Dineo to sotp that nonsense of hers, she doesnt have a heart.
so deperate to have a father...ag

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 11:44

lol we are heading to 2000 commets this month or ka njani 
hi Dhee how's youu today
lol Ntakay clever hubby

i think i will take two awards this months 
1. for being a good joker 
2. for being a serious blogger lol

 

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 11:53

huh............Dhee, I wish I could see the Judge's face when he sees the accused removing the artificial hand.

RainPrincess
01 Nov 2012 11:54

Lmao kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ntaksay :"""D shame but I'm done with you guys. I swear Ntaksay le Aya are gonna be the end of me!

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 11:54

A lawyer at a court defending a guy accused of stealing said;

"my client put only his right hand into the window and removed a few things. His right hand is not himself, I can't see how you will punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his right hand."

The Judge said;


"Ok, using your logic, I hereby sentence the accused's right hand to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it, or not, as he chooses."

Immediately, the accused guy smiled, removed his artificial right hand, laid it on the table and walked out of the courtroom kweeeeeeeeeeeeeee dead lol  hahaha people do have plans

shalom
01 Nov 2012 12:00

hw are u Gen family,am new and i love Gen to bits

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 12:00

Lmao kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ntaksay :"""D shame but I'm done with you guys. I swear Ntaksay le Aya are gonna be the end of me! lol hhhahaha

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 12:07

A man and his family of 8 walk to the bustop and find a blind already waiting for the bus. They all wait together until the bus arrives. Finally it arrives but unfortunately there's only room for 8. The blind man and the husband decide to walk and let the mother and the 7 kids to take the bus.
As the two men move along the street, the husband starts to get annoyed by tic-ing sound of the blind mans walking stick against the pavement. So the husband says: "Why dont you glue a piece of rubber at the tip of your stick so it does't make this irritating noice?" The blind man shakes his head and replies: "If you had put a rubber at the end of your tip we would be on the bus!!!" lmao


welcome shalom

steffie
01 Nov 2012 12:12

Guys where do you find this hilarious jokes, or you are funny by nature. I wanna know the source, another curious blogger. Aya, Dhee, Ntaksay.................

shalom
01 Nov 2012 12:17

Thank Ayashah,u made my day kikikiki

chockie
01 Nov 2012 12:24

 A man is going on a trip and the
wife is helping him to pack his
clothes. When he was about to
leave his wife handed him a box
of CONDOMS and said "Honey,
take these with you in case of
temptations".With a broad smile he said,''Thanx honey you are
the best''. When he got into his car his wife came running, Honey give me some, who knows I might also be tempted. If you were the man, what would you do

chockie
01 Nov 2012 12:34

A wife was dying. Husband was by her side, she said in a tired voice ''there's something i need 2 confess''.
''Shhhh'' said the husband ''there's nothing 2 confess,everything is alright''.''No i must die in peace'' said the wife. I slept with your brother,your best friend,his friend and your father''.
''I know'' the husband whispered; ''that's why i poisoned you, now close your eyes and die

chockie
01 Nov 2012 12:38

. An 8yr old boy is accused of
Rape!
In Court, his Lady Lawyer
holds his
dick out as evidence saying,
"Your Honour, see this!
Can he rape with this tiny
tot??"
Then the boy whispers,
"Don't shake it, if it erects, we
will lose the Case!". . .

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 12:48

hahahahhaha lol chockie kkakakaka u made my dae uyazi

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 13:00

Sipho is working for a massive construction company. And his Boss is white.
Sipho always gets into trouble with his Boss and his Boss always swears @ him. Sipho decided to lay a complaint, so he goes to Comrade Malema's office.

Malema tells him: "he cannot treat you like this he doesn't know things are changed in my country?  So they decide to go together to confront Sipho's boss.
Sipho points out his Boss to Malema.
Malema calls him one side and says to the boss: "You cannot treat your workers this way, u will get locked up. This is not your country anymore!"
Boss says, "Sorry Julius but he is stupid and I can prove it."
He tells Sipho: go to the 18th floor and see if I'm there."
Sipho run up the stairs. Opens the office doors looks in and runs down the stairs all huffing and puffing and says,
"Boss you are not there."
Boss says: "see how stupid he is!"
Malema answers, "ha ha ha ha, ja he is very very stupid... if it was me I would have used the lift

MagsB
01 Nov 2012 13:01

@aya, Chockie and Dhee your jokes are really making my day.....

I am laughing all alone people will think I am mad.

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 13:08

Husband says to wife: "Your bum looks like a braai stand".

Wife gets offended and goes to sleep.

At night the husband politely asks: "Sweetie, don't you feel like
making love?

Wife says: "Do you expect me to light the braai stand just for a
small piece of wors?

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 13:13

hahahaha lol ntansay hey save some for tomorrow hle kikikiki

Chix
01 Nov 2012 13:37

Hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa i have never laughed so hard guys!!! yhooo your jokes are killing me!!!

Good day eveyone and a warm welcome to you Shalom!!!
Nick will be stupid if he gives Zodwa the money after he heard her asking for the advance from Akhona and Akhona refused... he must remember it was he who didn't want Zodwa at first so now why would he act all buddy-buddy with her!!!

As for Dinewhore... OMG she is just killing me with a thin legs ngathi zii tooth picks!!!
She was almost raped by Sello and today she is judging people whereas when it was she who had been almost raped she was scared to open a case because she thought people wouldn't believe her!!! She should be number supporter to Ruby as she knows first hand what it's like!!!

Penyo must just go back to Thabitha and apologise qha and leave Dewhore!!



chockie
01 Nov 2012 13:49

Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break...
"I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?"
"go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give you money"
So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the truth" and
his dad gave him ten dollars and told him not to tell anyone 'the truth'.
He then went to his mother, " Mom, I know the truth” he said.
"Please don't tell your dad" she said and gave him twenty dollars.
Content with thirty dollars he went outside to go to the arcade and saw the Gardener. "I know the truth,” he shouted out.
The Gardener replied "Well come and hug your real father then

chockie
01 Nov 2012 13:51

1. Drunk Enock was with his girlfriend in a cinema, all cozy & in love suddenly he fell asleep, and when he woke up he started shouting so loudly;
"HEY!! Where is my penis!!, My penis has vanished, God what have I doonneeeee!!?"
Then the embarrassed girlfriend said "Shut up idiot! Your hand is in my panty"

Ntaksay
01 Nov 2012 13:51

LOL @ Dinewhore
Phenyo
really loves Dinewhore, as hard as it may be I wish he could get over her so that when Patric is done with her she will have no shoulder to cry on and no one to blame but herself, then she will feel the pain that Ruby is going through

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 13:56

lol @ dinewhore kakaka but it sit her 
i have got a terrible headach chockie  please stop it!!

ayashah
01 Nov 2012 13:57

suit her agg man was in hurry i was afraid Ntaksay will say it b4 me lmao

chockie
01 Nov 2012 14:02

.A blind man went to a restaurant .
"Menu sir?" Asked the owner.
"I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it & order."
The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep
breath. "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.
"Unbelievable!" thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the
blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!!", which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says "Oh interesting..!!! , I never knew Brenda worked here!!"

Kandyfloss
01 Nov 2012 14:03

Your jokes guys hayi hayi... Ths blog is keeping the Dr away for me. Thanx!

Dhee
01 Nov 2012 14:15

1. Drunk Enock was with his girlfriend in a cinema, all cozy & in love suddenly he fell asleep, and when he woke up he started shouting so loudly;
"HEY!! Where is my penis!!, My penis has vanished, God what have I doonneeeee!!?"
Then the embarrassed girlfriend said "Shut up idiot! Your hand is in my panty"
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I would have just slapped his big mouth.

steffie
01 Nov 2012 14:17

"I never knew Brenda worked here!!". I wil faint if I was the husby

shadilicious
01 Nov 2012 14:19

shoooo hai mann guyzzzz, christmas came early this year with all of this jokes... you remind me of my late grand-father, gathering the family together on christmas and making all sorts of jokes.

Manicure
01 Nov 2012 14:22

ur jokes ladies, please stop them before i lose my job, everybody wants to know what um laughing at, please save some for tomoro, where do u get them or u reading them from sumwhere.

Dhee
01 Nov 2012 14:24

A thief broke into a mad mans house and stole his DVD player.The thief took to his heels seeing the mad man. The mad man ran after him. The faster he ran, the faster the mad man followed. The mad man eventually caught up with the thief, breathing heavily - he said: ''take the remote, you forget it"

Dhee
01 Nov 2012 14:31


A mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding & told them "Don't forget to text me your 1st night experience & text it in code.
" So... after a week, the 1st daughter texted "NESCAFE" 
And the next week, the 2nd texted "BENSON"
 The mother being an in telligent woman, went to get a Nescafe tin & read the label "fantastic till the last drop"
 Went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarette & read "Extra long, king size" she smiled & said "not bad for their ages".
 After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted "NAIROBI-MOMBASA"
 The mother then called Kenya Airways helpdesk to enquire about their Nairobi-Mombasa flight & they replied, "It's 3 times daily, 7 days a week, & the flight duration is 75mins" 
The mother fell down and shouted: "Eeeeeh!! This 1 will kill my daughter oh
















.

chockie
01 Nov 2012 14:41

One More


.A man goes to a local chemist to buy some condom. The lady there asks him ''Which size do you want? A small, medium or larger one ?'' The man replied ''I've never used these things and I didn't know that they come in different sizes!'' The lady tells him ''Ok, since you don't know your size, I might have to touch your penis to detect the perfect size'' The man agreed and when touching it, the lady told her assistant ''Bring me the SMALL size pliz....Oooh! get the MEDIUM one.... wait a minute, get methe BIGGER one.....Ooh sh't!!! get me a clean piece of tissue paper!

Ouch!! U don't wanna know y she wanted tissue paper...................... *hides*

Dhee
01 Nov 2012 14:52

She got what she deserved.lol

Dhee
01 Nov 2012 14:53

Hayi kodwa nayo lensizwa kushuthi iyiqhude or it has been a while since he had a soft hand touch him.

shalom
01 Nov 2012 14:56

Thanx guys with a warm welcome,and warm jokes ,hey hey am feeling hot by laughing

Btwa
01 Nov 2012 14:59

LOL @small piece of wors...Nkatsay you killed me with that one
Hello Bloggers its a jolly mood in the house i must say

@Generations, already Khubone was talking about how lucky Mpilo is with so much to inherit from Khaps...is it that obvious he will kill Khaps 

Goldi
01 Nov 2012 15:02

hahaha Welcome to da Mad house Shalom

kodwa lendoda bantu tjooooo otsogelwa abe arote same tym *smh*

shalom
01 Nov 2012 15:19

mad house for sho @Goldi.am loving it here

zdwesha
01 Nov 2012 15:22

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

GOOD NITE PPL OF GEN

NonkyNonky
01 Nov 2012 15:36

Riyat
01 Nov 2012 15:42

Hello gud pple. Am not well today but am lol-ling at ur jokes. My nanny doesn't believe am sick cos am constantly laughing. Zdwesha which part of the world are u @? Gud nite this tym? Maybe u r in new zealand

NonkyNonky
01 Nov 2012 15:46

mangqezu
01 Nov 2012 15:50

A man woke up the next morning after a night out on the town to find a rose on his bedside and a note that read ' Morning my love, your breakfast is in the microwave. I'll see u in a bit gone to do the shopping. Your loving wife'
Confused he calls his eldest son and asks him " Son what happened last night?'
The boy : 'Well dad, u came home dead drunk, shouting and screaming, vomited everywhere , fell on the glass coffee table and broke it''
Man : "And this?" pointing to the rose and note
Son : " Oh that, well when mom tried removing ur pants to clean u up u screamed Bit$ch get away from me I'm married"

The man silently smiled to himself and wolfed down his breakfast humming a hymn.

Lesson: saying the right thing at the right time - Priceless

NonkyNonky
01 Nov 2012 15:52

The pastor dipped Jabu in water 3 times and on the 3rd time the pastor said 'you are now baptized, from today you are a new creation, the old is gone.  No more alcohol for you.  So you will now be called Thabo.  Upon arriving home Jabu now Thabo, goes straight to the fridge, gets a very cold castle lager, dips it in water 3 times and says 'you are now a new creation and from today you are orange juice!!'

Friend
01 Nov 2012 15:55

Good-day beautiful bloggers, loving the mood in the house, keep the fire burning......

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."


Riyat
01 Nov 2012 15:56

I work as a primary school teacher. So today when I was in grade 1 I gave the children some work to do & started looking at my phone. With these jokes I was just smilling then achild who finished brought his book for marking he asked why I had this big smile & I just said smile & live up to 100yrs.

mangqezu
01 Nov 2012 16:06

hayi Friend lmao

There's a guy who'd been masturbating for years using his left hand. One day he decided to change to his right hand as his left hand felt tired. The guy chuckling to himself ' Hey kulonyaka umuntu uzobulawa ubufebe'

Chix
01 Nov 2012 16:10

@Riyat... haaaaa you are worse than most of us!!!

Kerrie
01 Nov 2012 16:30

you guys are mad, couldn't stop laughing, your jokes, hayikhona maan! hope you have saved some for tomorrow, phela i'll be up at 6 a.m ready and waiting for the first joke to hit the screen.......

shalom
01 Nov 2012 16:50

Gudnyte guys,am off home right nw wil mis u

MandySplits
01 Nov 2012 18:34

Yhooo you guys are something else, 294 replies already!!...its not even the second week of november!,not that i'm complaining keep the house burning nd keep the jokes coming..love you all..(((goes back to silent blogging)))

Friend
01 Nov 2012 20:46

You gotta love this forum, you guys are great & crazy in a good way though,. Your predictions were right about the maid from hell & Mr. Nic. Loving the t Romantic scenes between Sbuda his woman. The witch freaked tjo . I support her though, now she must close her legs n never open them for MJS. Hope 2 c y'all online ngo 6am. Lets keep doing our thing ne? Sleep well.

RainPrincess
01 Nov 2012 21:02

Hau Mandy phela u also have to contribute.

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 05:46

hayi Zodwa maan, yho,she goes to work flushing her cleavage and she bats her eye lashes so that Mr. Nic just melts at the sight of her.....
as for Dineo, i don't want to talk about her anymore......

RainPrincess
02 Nov 2012 07:02

Gooooooooooood morning mabloggers a mantle. Your highness is growing an inch today :)

Goldi
02 Nov 2012 07:07

Morning Gen Fam Haai Zodwa bamotlogeleng shem she's a go getter hahaha...I feel sorry 4 mam Rubs, s 4 Dinny yooo umuntu usheshe akhohlwe la abuya Khona bt Queen told her n onli da truth Big 2 Queen

Goldi
02 Nov 2012 07:11

Big up 2 Queen meant 2 say!!

RainPrincess
02 Nov 2012 07:19

What did Queen tell her Goldi? Please update

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 07:54

happy birthday your royal highness, ke kgopela kuku ka bluetooth......<<<hides>>>

will update you later,IF i catch the repeat, watched bits and pieces last night cos my friends wanted to watch X-FACTOR, phela mna i'm a bed blogger today! just need to go into town quickly though......
Queen told Dineo ukuthi uRuby was there for her when she went through ell in her life, the Kenneth, Thomas and Paul saga and now that Ruby needs her (Dineo) most she chooses to side with the man who was never there in her life when she was growing up.......

Dr. Wet wore her red carpet smile last night and Ngamla is such a charmer, sometimes......

Goldi
02 Nov 2012 08:11

Wu's bday is it Kerrie??

it's not always were we see Queen ale serious omoboditse tsebe gokwa....

Guyz dont u think gore Dr Wet o tshwana le Vivian Majozi? ohhh n we saw her million dollar smile lst 9t u go boy S'buda

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 08:17

RainPrincess said she's growing an inch today, that could only mean it's her birthday right!!!!?

Yeah, she does look like Vivian, a bit, in a relaxed manner, Vivian was always hyped up......

Goldi
02 Nov 2012 08:28

ohhh yipppyyyyy Happy Born day RainPrincess o gole o gole olekane le Goldi
du enjoy ur day dnt let any1 or anything spoil dis day 4 u have a bless 1 mhwwaaaa

used to love dat Chik a care free some1

chockie
02 Nov 2012 08:30

Morning guys, keep it up Queen for telling Dinny the truth.

Riyat
02 Nov 2012 08:35

Morning all. If only Akhona new the rat she was keeping in her house. I had a maid like her sometime back. Thank God hubby wasn't interested and told me to fire her the same day. Anyway lets wait for the day she makes her move.

Manicure
02 Nov 2012 08:38

this is realy serious ladies, Kerrie was in the house by 05:46 a.m, can you believe it!!!!!

morning beautiful ladies and have a lovely friday.

Btwa
02 Nov 2012 08:46

hahaha Kerrie is a serious blogger, its the first thing to do in the morning
Hello amaBloggers

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 09:03

lol ay mhm mhm
love you Queen for what you did
almost dead when xolani's mom says Ruby will be an old and xolani will stil be a boy 
hahahaa kerrie ay you are bedblogger kakakaka

chockie
02 Nov 2012 09:03

Government announced that if u have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to R50 000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. Im going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids. When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining. He asked, where r the other 3? His wife replied, you r not the only one who heard the news. THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM

Friend
02 Nov 2012 09:19

Morning Gen. Family,

Happy born day RainP. ukhule ungakhokhobi. 

Now that Queen said it, maybe lil D'wore will change her mind & start supporting Rubza. From the look of things Mr.Nic. is about to be hooked & he will be making a big mistake by giving the maid hooker i advance salary.

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 09:21

hahahahaha lol chocki poor man bathong

Cmaneo
02 Nov 2012 09:22

Hi ma bloggers a matle

moon39
02 Nov 2012 09:23

A huzband sent a text to hiz wife last night,

"Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."

(50 minutes later)
He sents another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back immediately,

"Omg really?" :D

He replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 09:46

Happiness keeps You Sweet,

SARS keeps you broke.

Trials keep You Strong,

Sorrows keep You Human,

Failures keep You Humble,

Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only GEN FAMILY keeps you smiling all day long
Good Morning Family!
Have a Blessed Day!! Love you all

lol Chokie, but it serves him right for cheating, he thought it was right for him, but wifey (Three out of four) cha ukhona

shalom
02 Nov 2012 09:55

Morning family,ohh that Paulina gal is something else tuu

Friend
02 Nov 2012 09:57

Keep them coming, ladies. laughing & inspired.

chockie
02 Nov 2012 09:58

A 4yr old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at it and asks, "Dad what's that thing between your legs?"
Dad replies "I don't know".
She goes to kitchen and finds her mom. "Mom what is that long thing between dad's legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to her replies, "I don't know".
A week later when her mom was coming from work
the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom you refused to tell me the name of that
thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH".
The mom laughs, then ask her, "How do you know that?"
The little girl explains, "when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw aunty joyce (the maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was TOOTHPASTE all over her mouth".

Mom Fainted ...

Dhee
02 Nov 2012 10:04

Oh my @ chockie.
Good morning Gen family.

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 10:14

Is the maid still alive Chockie? I would kill her.

Btwa
02 Nov 2012 10:23

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

moon39
02 Nov 2012 10:24

Why did Khetiwe told that thug  Khapela had gone to KZN to protect his son. Not so clever here

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 10:24

Manicure, like i said, i'm a bed blogger, under covers and blogging.....

During class a teacher asks the pupils a question:
Teacher: When you die, what goes to heaven first?
Lindiwe: the spirit ma'am
Teacher: Well done Lindiwe
Sipho: No Miss, that's not correct
Teacher: Ok, give us your answer Sipho
Sipho: It's the legs ma'am, my mum screams every night with her legs raised up in the air saying; "Oh God, i'm coming, God, i'm coming"

steffie
02 Nov 2012 10:25

Morning, the vibe is on this November. The blog is already on fire, not that I complain because I am loving every moment.

Dr Chetty no longer mind going to the Three Towers, Zodwa is getting so naughty and Queen thumbs-up.

Btwa
02 Nov 2012 10:31

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you.'' 

@generations, i cant wait for Dineo's dinner with parents tonight, i wonder what she is hoping for

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 10:32

Who said women aren’t good and clever?

ONE LADY WITH 3 BOYFRIENDS, SAME DAY IN THE SAME HOUSE. SHE WAS BUSY WITH THE FIRST ONE THEN THE OTHER BOYFRIEND KNOCKS AT THE DOOR. SHE ONLY TOLD HIM, HERE COMES MY HUSBAND, AND ASKED THE GUY TO GET INSIDE AN EMPTY BAG OF 8OKG MAIZE MEAL, PLACE HIM BEHIND THE DOOR, THEN SHE OPENED THE DOOR AND DO BUSINESS WITH THE OTHER BOYFRIEND.

WHILE BUSY, THE 3rd BOYFRIEND KNOCKED AND ASK IF HE CAN COME IN, THE REPLY WAS: "JUST A MOMENT" :SHE PREPARED THE GUY AND ASK HIM TO CARRY THE BAG BEHIND THE DOOR TO PRETEND AS IF HE WAS THERE TO FETCH THE PARCELS, THE LADY WAS FREE THEN THE POOR MAN ON HIS WAY WITH AN UNKNOWN HEAVY LOAD SAID: “UBUFEBE LOBU, MANJE SENGISINDWA YIMITHWALO ENGINGAYAZI, SIS I HAVE TO STOP THIS," :THE MAN REPLIED FROM BEHIND AND STILL INSIDE THE BAG: "WENA WAKITHI UNGCONO NGOBA UYAYIBONA INDLELA, MINA ANGAZI NOKUTHI NGIYAPHI"

HE FAINTED.

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 10:32

mmmmmm yah neh

RainPrincess
02 Nov 2012 10:40

Thank you guys, Kerrie switch on your bluetooth. Lmao your jokes though, I can't. It's too early for this.

Btwa
02 Nov 2012 10:47

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."
Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"
Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March

Donoh
02 Nov 2012 10:58

Hahahahaa, cnt stop laughing, thanks guys for starting my day well.

chockie
02 Nov 2012 11:01

.A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 floors high, Suddenly she heard her husband arrival. She told her lover, "stay like a statue and Don't move."
Husband entered and said: "Who is this?"
Wife: This is a robot I bought to have sex with when you are travelling.
Husband: Ok, let's have sex now! babe
Wife: "No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period., So I will go & make a cup of
coffee 4 u."
After she left the husband said 'Damn it I'm so horny, I will *bleep!* this robot!' He
tried *bleep!*. The lover started talking in a metallicrobotic way: ''SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE'.
Husband: "Damn it! Robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of
the window.!"
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor so he said: ''SOFTWARE
UPDATED' PLEASE TRY AGAIN!

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 11:03

Patrick made breakfast for D'whore and they talked about the wedding.  Mr. Nic was going out to play golf and stupid Zodwa was busy flirting with him she even broke a glass and Mr Nic was drooling at her cleavage that she doesn't keep subtle anymore of lately. the driving lessons issue came up and Mr. Nic offered to give her an advance and they agreed to keep it from Akhona, he was gonna give it to her month-end but Zodwa hugged him and he changed his mind to giving her the money in the afternoon.
Khethiwe went home and there was gift bag on the table and she as ready to bolt when khaphela came out of the bedrooms and she ran and gave him a hug. she took Mpilo to work with. forever inquisitive senzo was on Phenyo's case about what happened with D'whore and Phenyo decided he ain't taking sides anymore.

D'whore is adamant Ruby is lying and that she needs help and Queen told her where to get off, D'whore is in denial! Khaphela had a word with the guards and bhovusa Patricia was there, being a big mouth as usual. MJ ran into tshepho at the gym and Tshepho is still not interested in talking to him. MJ talked about the GOTH and got 3rd degree from Tshepho. Ruby told Phenyo about Xolani being identified as the suspect and Phenyo told her he is staying out of it and there was Ruby dwelling in self pity. Ngamla went to Dr. Wet's office to play charmer boy, he took flowers with but the good Dr. proclaimed she's chocolate person and just put on that broad smile of hers. MJ went to the radio with DJ X and when asked if he's seeing anyone he said no and that didn't sit well with the GOTH. Ruby and Xolani talked about him and his case. Mpilo was crying at the office and that disturbed the other workers.

Dr. Wet went mingling with Ngamla and they were like love struck teenagers. Ruby and Xolani were having diner when Sylvia budged in and told Xolani that when Ruby is old and he'll still be young, he should look for people her age, not sugar mamas. Phenyo went to see D'whore and they talked and hugged. Khethiwe told khapela they need to set up Khubone so he can end up in jail again but Khaphela refused

moon39
02 Nov 2012 11:05

BEFORE MARRIAGE
Boy: I have been waiting for dis day.
Girl:Do u want me 2 leave?
Boy: NO!!!
Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me ??
Boy: Never in my life!
Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will ever slap me?
Boy: R u crazy....?!
Girl: Can I trust u??
Boy: Yes!!!
Girl: Sweet heart.....!
AFTER MARRIAGE.
(now read from bottom to top)

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 11:08

hahaha Chokie. I don't know what I would choose btwn updating the software or thrown out the window. Hard decision ROBOT

Dhee
02 Nov 2012 11:08

Ubhuti uhleli uzipholele epaki kuqhamuke umuntu abuze athi " Sir are you relaxing?'
Aphendule lo mlisa ati "No no  I'm Dimisani."
Kuphinde kuqhamuke omunye futh abuze, "Are yu relaxing?"
Aphinde athe, "NO no, I'm Dumisani".
Kulowomzuzu usedinwe uyafa asuke ahambe.
Naye afice enye insizwa izipholele ayibuze,
"Are you relaxing?"
Kanti lensizwa iyasazi isingisi, ivume ithi,  Ja ja , Im relaxing"
Lomjitha avele ayithele phansi ngempama athi,
"Sphukuphuku ndini, wonke umuntu ufunana nawe kanti uhlezi la!

Enjoy your everyone.

market
02 Nov 2012 11:14

@Ntaksay u killing me Kaaaaaaaaaaa!

RainPrincess
02 Nov 2012 11:15

Thank you Kerrie, that was the best bday prezzie ever!

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 11:25

2nd day of November and already on 340 Replies.  This month we are heading for 1500.

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 11:25

kwakwakwaaaaaaaaaa...nice jokes pipo, keep them rolling.....it's a good thing i'm in bed, alone......

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 11:26

lol dhee 
thax for the updated i was watcing peaces am busy potting a certain girl what a big head iyooo

moon39
02 Nov 2012 11:28

WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW.. 'WASITACARORACATISAW'.. This is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse, it'll give the same...  True or false

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 11:28

the pleasure is all mine RainPrincess, glad you enjoying your day....

Donoh
02 Nov 2012 11:33

Happy birthday RainPrincess! enjoy your day to the maximum.

shalom
02 Nov 2012 12:00

Classic moon39

Bukho
02 Nov 2012 12:16

unyaka uphelile guys ..hellow beautifull people
shoo i've missed you guys so much ,i can see you all doing good 

I cant stop laughing at your jokes ,..330 replies the house is on fire this month

did'nt watch gen the whole week hey i'm not feeling good this week i'm always tired nale headeche ingafunu phela but im better today.

MRS D
02 Nov 2012 12:21

hellooo amabloggers amahle. am loving it here yooooooooh

Manicure
02 Nov 2012 12:24

Hapi birthday RainP, please come for ur free Manicure anitym u're free.

@ moon39 thats a clasic one.

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 12:29

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for R150 or we can have her shipped back home for R5000. The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend R5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost R150????" The husband replied, "Long ago, a man (JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I Just can't take that chance!"

chockie
02 Nov 2012 12:29

Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their Problem which must be kept away from other People.
The First pastor said," My Problem is Money, I do Steal from the Church Offering pls brethren pray for me."
The Second Pastor said "my Problem is women, whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, Infact i've slept with most of my female church members, Pls pray for Me."
Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his own Problem, he started crying, it took his Friends some effort to calm him, One of them said, "I cant stand to see a man cry!!"
after that he was asked to continue and he said still crying that "my Problem is gossiping, when we leave this place, everybody will hear what you two just told me......!!"
#the others too started crying#

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 12:32

Amagundane amathathu achomelana ngokuthi ubani iskhokho.
Gundane 1. Mina ngiphakamisa unoxhaka ngidle ucheese ngijime ngonoxhaka ka 30.
Gundane 2.: Wee ubala lolo. Mina ngigxoba iratex ibe imvuthu ngize ngiybheme ngamakhala.
Gundane 3: (lisuke lihambe) hawu uyaphi "ngisayobhebha ikati, sekeni bafethu"

Ubani isikhokho??

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 12:37

Umfundisi:
Sesizocela abanezinkinga emakhaya abo basondele. Kwasukuma owesimame enamehlo abomvu sengathi ubekhala usuku lonke, wavese wayi qala inkinga yakhe wathi.....

Unkosikazi:
Sanibona egameni lenkosi ! Bathandekayo nginenkinga ngendoda yami...Bazalwane sithi sivuka nje ekuseni...ipipi,sihambe sigeze, sothi siqeda nje ukugeza nanto ipipi, ngiphumula uma esaye emsebenzini uyothi laph ebuya ...ipipi, sibuka i TV .......ipipi, before silala ...ipipi, siyavuka... ipipi, phambi kwabantwana ..ipipi, emotweni ......ipipi, ningibona ngi nje namuhla, amehlo ebomvu kanje ngibulawa ilona ipipi lendoda yami...

Abazalwane:
Hhawu kodwa nkosi yami .. indoda enjani lena? Saligcina nini thina! amadoda ethu elibele ukudakwa nje?

Unkosikazi:
Uthi anga sukuma nje sengiyazi ukuthi sekuyisikhathi se-pipi...Bazalwane ngisizeni umyeni wami USEBHEMA KAKHULU ! Angazi ukuthi ngenze njani ukuthi ayeke ukubhema ipipi ngalendlela...!

Abazalwane:
Hhawu!! kanti usho lelo ? Uyadakwa kanti

Goldi
02 Nov 2012 12:44

hahahahaha eish!! sifile yi le pipi

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 12:45

Bukho, you should visit Dr. Wet sana, maybe uzothola ucedo kuyena, get well soon...laugh a lot and you'll feel better also.......

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 12:56

hahahaha,unkosikazi lo ikhuluma kakhulu nge-pipi, uzwisa abanye abangalibuni elempela ubuhlungu phela.......

Bukho
02 Nov 2012 12:57

lol @ntaksay & @ Chokie isisu sami sibuhlungu ..

zdwesha
02 Nov 2012 13:13

A Taxi Driver Knocked Down An Old Zulu Lady Then She Got Up And Say..."Awnapipi?".The Driver Blushed & Answered "Nginayo".Then The Old Lady Asked "Y Ungathi Pi...Pi..Pi!!!!! Silima Sepipi Encane Engazwakali...Mnxm

HAPYY FRIDAY PPL


that woman can smile bantu benkosi u doc
i feel sorry for Mj the Goth will show him who the hell she is

steffie
02 Nov 2012 13:19

I can see the jokes keeping the house warm

Pastry
02 Nov 2012 13:35

HOW DO WE HELP HER?

I love SEX with my DAD..... am jealous of my MUM I have a really big problem am addicted to sex with my biological dad. I have tried having sex with other men but it is just impossible dad is the best. It all started when I was 17 years old and my mother had left me under the care of my father for a whole weekend. I used to hear my mother scream in bed while my father had sex with her and I was always curious what really happened. On that night my father claimed he was lonely and requested me to sleep with him. He was so loving and did not have sex with me on that night instead he cuddled me and touched my clitoris and licked it really good. The following day I slept with him
again and this time he penetrated into me though painful he did it with
care and slowly until I could handle it, it all was so sweet that we
ended up coming together. That was the best experience I have ever had
in my life
. After that day I have always had sex with him either twice
or once per week when my mother is not at home or we book a lodging in
town where we have great sex. 

Unlike the men I have had sex with my dad is caring and loving, he always tells me good sweet things before sex and makes me comfortable, after I have come he licks my clit to clean it and holds me closely telling me sweet things until I sleep. Believe me in his arms I feel as though am in heaven. Right now I have cried all night because I heard my dad having sex with my mum am so jealous and see my mum as competition at times I wish I can run away with my father and be with him alone somewhere forever. I need help because I know that is impossible I am 21 now and need to move on but do not know how to. Kindly help!

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 13:53

iyhoo, yinkathazo lol'udaba.....she needs counselling and his father needs a hefty sentence for incest, he should have known better....

MRS D
02 Nov 2012 13:53

hellooo amabloggers amahle. am loving it here yooooooooh

Friend
02 Nov 2012 13:58

Zandile was giving directions to a white man...... 

Go straight and then you will see a big education (high school), jig left (turn left), then you will see a robocop (robots), go down then you will see a big nothing (open space), jig right (turn right) then you will see a Sunday (church) there, then you fik (arrived)

mangqezu
02 Nov 2012 14:09

Guys are u still productive at work *getting worried now*

Anyhoo enjoy ur weekend

maud
02 Nov 2012 14:14

for u too be productive you need to be happy and your spirit to be free, after few jokes , nothing can go wrong

maud
02 Nov 2012 14:17

Umfazi uhleli no Myeni wakhe uyakhononda uthi Baba lokhu sashada nje
awusanginaki, awungikhiphi siyodla, ungilalise ema hotela, nekhanda
wawulikhokhela ngilenze. Indoda. Iyahleka iyaphendula. Konje wake
wayibona yini i-ANC ikhankasa emva kokhetho?



Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 14:23

Mangqezu, like you've said before, this blog is a stress reliever......

Chix
02 Nov 2012 14:28

@Pastry... where did you get this SAD HORRIFYING story my dear!!! is it from Daily Son???

OMG we are in hell!!! Why are these things happening... even if the state can press charges against this dad that little bit*h would fight for her dad/man!!!

James Gold
02 Nov 2012 14:33

Ey guys im new on this thng, cn u pls jst mke me fl @ home

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 14:34

it's so disgusting, what's happening between this girl and her father! he needs to be locked away, for a long time......

maud
02 Nov 2012 14:39

the eviol is the girl, sleeping with your own father, betraying your mother, arg man, ngifisa ngathi ngingamfaka  mpama enosathane.
@Chix, DAILY SUN not SON LOl

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 14:42

welcome James...are there some more guys behind you???

mangqezu
02 Nov 2012 14:45

Hello James Gold *waving okay enuff of the pleasantries pls get me a cup of black tea no sugar pls lol

Kerrie
its starting to feel like some people are getting addicted to this blog now that's all or am I talking to the wrong person seeing as u are up before 6 to blog lmao

Goldi
02 Nov 2012 14:50

Hey James 

addiction @ it's bes lol

OlothandoD
02 Nov 2012 14:53

@Pastry , Those two should burn in hell, nxaaa

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 14:58

welcome james gold  just buy me 100% juice at checkers you must come running am counting 10,9,8,7,6.......... lol wlcome dear

Pastry
02 Nov 2012 15:02

Lol @ Kerrie, some more guys behind you???

Chix...got it from a source at timesmedia not sure which paper was the article for

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 15:02

@Pastry , Those two should burn in hell, nxaaa   they are demon pessessd, they need spritual deliverance a normal cannot do this nxa 

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 15:02

@ Pastry  that is a really sad story, at least she is looking for help, how can you sleep with you own child. That father is an animal he needs to be taken to a butcher and be slaughtered like all other animals.

Kodwa nawe ngane you should have told your mother the first day he touched you, you also need your fair punishment

Kandyfloss
02 Nov 2012 15:07

Welcome James Gold. You are heaven sent, am not feeling well. I need massages. *hides*.

Kerrie
02 Nov 2012 15:09

hahahaha, Mangqezu, was not at the office this week, was a bed blogger, so i had all the time in my hands to blog, i'm used to getting up at 0530hrs to get ready for work.....
Pastry, mna i don't want anything to drink or eat, just want James to bring me a hunk, phela they disappeared if there ever used to be any in the house.....<<<hides under the bed>>>

Ntaksay
02 Nov 2012 15:10

A black man goes to Woolworths for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and think that the black man probably doesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to the children. He goes to the black guy and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. The black guy goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later the same black guy finds dog food at a low low price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. The guy goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy. A few days later he goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the f*#k? What is this? Is this sh*t?" The black says, "Ewe kukunya nangoku. Ndizothenga i toilet paper and I don't want you to send me back for proof again".

Goldi
02 Nov 2012 15:19

YAAAK!!

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 15:24

lol this was good one Ntaksay kakakkaa have yo realise guys that we are aproching 400 commets yoo

steffie
02 Nov 2012 15:32

Welcome James to the crazy Gen family.

steffie
02 Nov 2012 15:35

@Ntaksay serves the manager right for being so stereotyped hahahahahahaha!

ayashah
02 Nov 2012 15:37

have a wonderful weekend guys take cre of yourself dont dio what i won't do lmao
love you all

Bukho
02 Nov 2012 15:39

awu bantu maud yhini undihlekisa so.. wayibona yini i-ANC ikhankasa emva kokhetho?
Then you fik @ friend
isisu sami sibuhlungu you hlekis me lol


@Pastry..the father and the child,need serious prayers and counselling how can a father sleep with his own child,ilizwe lonakele *shaking my head*

steffie
02 Nov 2012 15:47

Take good care of yourselves. Enjoy the WEEKEND. Till Monday Peeps!

Chix
02 Nov 2012 15:48

Haaaaaaaa @Maud... how dare you get all MEAN to me, we are supposed to be friends remember... anyway I am in Cape Town so SUN is SON in Afrikaans.

Welcome to James Gold... take off your jacket and put it in a hanger... elevate your feet and feel at home because that is where you're at!!!

Hawu peope what is happening with y'all this month. Its like youare trying to prove something to someone. This blog is burning and mna I am a coward i can't take the heat!!!

*going over to Isidingo to cool off*

shalom
02 Nov 2012 16:08

Welcome James,that child needs a shambrock from mam Ruby shit

shalom
02 Nov 2012 16:13

Have a nice weekend family wil mis u

James Gold
02 Nov 2012 16:14

Thanks 4 da warm welcome, Ayashah It ws nyc introducing me to TVSA u r such a darling mwaaah

moon39
02 Nov 2012 17:01

Pastry abomination. I CANT EVEN IMAGINE!! Like Lot's daughters(((hides)))

RainPrincess
03 Nov 2012 07:11

Manicure dankie hle, will book a full beauty treatment as soon as I'm free. Guys that story was on Azania's show, the girl sent it to her for Aza's advice. I really hope she gets help.

Manicure
05 Nov 2012 08:16

a very beautiful monday morning to u all, hello James and welcome to the family, so we have the head of the family now.

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 08:31

Morning Family happy week ahead to u all!! ke sure ka head of da fam lol

steffie
05 Nov 2012 08:58

Morning Generations Family how I missed you! Have a productive day.

Mimibob
05 Nov 2012 08:58

Missed Gens on Friday. I'm home right now waiting for repeat. Will see the office later - I hope this isnt a sign of addiction.. *hides*..

steffie
05 Nov 2012 09:00

@Mimibob please update a sista after watching, didn't watch on Friday long story.

MagsB
05 Nov 2012 09:04

Morning all... It seems like DIneo finally saw the truth with Patrick, I saw the preview on Saturday where she acknowledges the fact, If I were Ruby I would never forgive her for puting me though that hell.......

Ntaksay
05 Nov 2012 09:04

Good Morning Friends,
May you always know tha GOD will forever Love you.  For GOD so Loved the world that he gave his one and Only SON, so that whoever believes in him shall not Perish but have Eternal LIFE. JOHN 3:16

Have a blessed Day!!

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 09:09

Yeh i saw dat 2 MagsB

i guess Phenyo dd gud by telling Dinny to sit both of dem down so dat she can finally see the truth

Friend
05 Nov 2012 09:10

Morning Gen. Family. Hope you had a great wekend like me. @Mags my thoughts exactly.

Now get back to work, it's Monday hence no serious bloggers i guess.

Ntaksay
05 Nov 2012 09:10

@ MagsB I also saw the preview, where Dineo was telling Phenyo that she thinks her mother was telling the truth about Patric.

I was so pissed when Patric said he doubts that Ruby was still a virgin when when he slept with her. He knew she was, he is such a JERK.

ayashah
05 Nov 2012 09:15

morning guys hope ypu had a wonderful weekend
@james  pleasure dear

RainPrincess
05 Nov 2012 09:48

Morning my beautiful people. Please update...from Thursday I'm gonna be a serious blogger with detailed updates!

Deemo
05 Nov 2012 09:56

Morning pple.welcome james feel at home.hope u all had a ggrreeaatt wkend.

Mimibob
05 Nov 2012 10:10

@Steffie;

Dineo ask Ruby to come to dinner with her and Pat. Xolani and Dineo get into a fight about how Dinny treats her mom after all she's sacrificed for her. Dineo slaps Xolani. 

The good Doc wakes up from the hotel room and finds Sbusiso gone, having left only a note. He aparently left around 3am. The Doc wasnt impressed and told Senzo who was playing matchmaker to stop meddling and that Sbu wasnt her kind of man. Sbu tells Wandi that the Doc was just a distruction and was always available when he needed her. 

Khaphela applies for a restraining order againt Khaphela. Khethiwe wanted Khaphela to have added a bit of salt to his story by saying Khubone threated her with a knife.. Khaphela doesnt want them to lie. Akhona wants to do a followup interview with Khubone, and suggested he writes a book. Khubone wants half payment upfront. Nic is not impressed with Akhona hanging with Khubone. Sbusiso tells Khaphela he can make Khubone disappear. Khaphela doesnt wanna go that far. 

The Goth confronted MJ about saying he didnt have a girlfring on radio. MJ told her they never discussed going exclusive. She got all emotional and mentioned how she blames herself for her sister's death, that its the reason she got into the spirit world, that she wast a freak, people always left her. MJ was a bit sympathetic. She cried and stormed out. 

Dinny's dinner with parents ended as some verbal war/match. Patric practically accused Ruby of being a slut. Seducing him, then the married Dikobe, Xolani the thug, etc. He detailed how she came into his bedroom, bending over, strutting her stuff, and she says she was just cleaning as a child and didnt know anything about seduction. He says he even doubts she was a virgin then. Ruby couldnt take any more of the abuse and walked out. Dineo just stood there! 
That's pretty much it.

Steffy, you have to get me something for this. I had to retype after the first one wouldnt post and just disappeared..

shalom
05 Nov 2012 10:27

Gudmorning good people,yazi am tired ,Monday is a something day.Bring on the jokes maybe i wil feel bett

shalom
05 Nov 2012 10:27

Gudmorning good people,yazi am tired ,Monday is a something day.Bring on the jokes maybe i wil feel better

shalom
05 Nov 2012 10:33

Thank you Mimibob for the update,u are such a darling

shadilicious
05 Nov 2012 10:49

Thanks Ntaksay and God bless you.

steffie
05 Nov 2012 11:00

@Mimibob thanks Darling!
Let me  take you to Manhattan Grille at Cresta Mall my treat for all you trouble. The food there is divine (hides with my purse).

steffie
05 Nov 2012 11:08

Sbu saying the Doc is a disruption is a pure insult. Dineo good for her to see Patrick for what a scumbag he is. The Goth getting emotional ooh!
Khubone means business.

Manicure
05 Nov 2012 11:40

gen family..... who is in Rustenburg or near Rustenburg, i need some directions um lost, please inbox me.

Kerrie
05 Nov 2012 11:42

my Gen Family, hope you had a lovely weekend like yours truly the bed blogger....
it's back to the office this week, no more hlokolozing! i saw Manicure doing grocery shopping at Pick 'n Pay on Saturday so that we can have some snacks when we go to her Beauty Parlour to pamper ourselves......

Thanks for those words Ntaksay, just what i needed this morning, a pick me up!
Mimibob, do update please dear, missed Gen on Friday...

chockie
05 Nov 2012 11:44

A man bought some eggs n discovers there's nothing inside, he went back to the shop to complain, they broke the eggs and all was found empty, they went to the poultry to complain, some chicken came out n started laughing n said ”look at them, they don't know we’ve started using condoms" :P

chockie
05 Nov 2012 11:45

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and out of breath "what's up"he says "I'm having a heart attack"cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 9 year old son comes up and says "daddy!daddy! Uncle Bob is hiding in your closet and he'sgot no clothes on!"The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,past his screaming wife,and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough,there is his brother,totally naked,cowering on the closet floor."You rotten PIG."Says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around nakedscaring the kids!"

ayashah
05 Nov 2012 11:48

thax for that verse Ntansay that was powerful
lol RainP at serious blogger

Kerrie
05 Nov 2012 11:49

thanks for the update Mimibob, will take you out for hlokolozing on Friday, for bunking work just so you can watch Gen and update fellow housemates.......
i've got serious network problems today, it's so moody...mxcim...

chockie
05 Nov 2012 11:51

Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on
The floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit His head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked? John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you R100." After a minute or, two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00PM On Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00PM.After paying her the R100 they went to the bedroom, had sex for about Two hours, and then John left.
Bill came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?" Shocked, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."Next Bill asked, "Did John give you R100?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she says, "Yes, he
did give me R100." "Good," Bill says."John came by the office this morning and borrowed the R100 from me and said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay meback. It's good tohave a friend you can trust

steffie
05 Nov 2012 11:58

@Chockie great jokes especially the heart attack laughing out loud!

Ntaksay
05 Nov 2012 12:03

Never Assume. . . 

A guy was lying very ill in hospital. His priest came to visit him.
While the priest was still there, the sick guy gasped and tried to
speak.
But the priest could not understand what he was saying. He gave the poor
guy a pen and a paper. The patient wrote something...and then he gasped once more and died. 
The priest was scared and decided not to open the note.
But at the funeral he told the congregation that the deceased gave him a
note with his last words. He wanted to share with the mourners.
The letter said: "Baba Mfundisi, please take your foot off the oxygen
pipe -I can't breathe!"

The Priest fainted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manicure
05 Nov 2012 12:12

ao help a sister pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Manicure
05 Nov 2012 12:12

ao help a sister pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

ayashah
05 Nov 2012 12:21

kakakakakkaaka lol chockie

caro
05 Nov 2012 12:24

@Ntaksay mina leyo pipi angiyifuni, izo ngibulalisa indlala nje..lolling harder..

images
05 Nov 2012 12:30

Molibelis kenna! Khetiwe o bohlale

Kerrie
05 Nov 2012 12:33

hahahaha..clever chickens and clever John as well..Bill's wife o davasitswe for nothing......

Kerrie
05 Nov 2012 12:39

Manicure, o ya Rustenburg ha kae?

maud
05 Nov 2012 12:57

@chokie Lol

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 13:04

kwaaaaa eish babu mfundisi ungumbulali lol

mangqezu
05 Nov 2012 13:11

Happy Monday y'all *yawning

So bored even after galavanting for 2 hrs outside the office!!! Its too hot today.

Friend
05 Nov 2012 13:25

Ha!ha! loving the j0kes, @Kerrie who is the bed blogger?

Ntaksay
05 Nov 2012 13:27

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide.The pharmacist asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide?

The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband.

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

Ill lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.

Ntaksay
05 Nov 2012 13:35

"Patrick promises Ruby he'll set things right", is he going to drop the charges against Xolani because he can never set things right for Ruby unless he can unrape her.

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 13:55

Prescription ne hahahaha 

@Ntaksay dat can only thng or myb the house chng it to Ruby's name lo unrape her how

Zeegy
05 Nov 2012 14:28

Afternoon Gen Family ! Happy Monday

U sile u John, chowung poor wife for free.
cant wait to see u Dinny this evening finally she realises the truth.

Kerrie
05 Nov 2012 14:29

Friend, i was the bed blogger last week, was not in the office.......

Cmaneo
05 Nov 2012 14:38

Gddae ma blogers a matle.

mangqezu
05 Nov 2012 14:49

I should have been a bed blogger from this month as well Kerrie but for some odd reason my employer has asked me to stay another month after my articles have been signed off and I hate waking up *screaming*

Can someone come up with a nice discussion am really bored today

Kerrie
05 Nov 2012 14:52

the house is very quiet today, where are you guys, is the Monday that blue????

mangqezu
05 Nov 2012 14:54

or maybe this will rattle some people's boats

Letter from Nyatsi

Well. Firstly I don't want this to seem like I don't respect the boundaries of marriage, but as a nyatsi, this is my point of view....

Ladies, we don't intentionally go hunting for ur husbands, we meet them like you meet people everyday, through friends, at the supermarket, at work functions hell even on the side of the road.

We don't always know from the get go the man is married because a lot of these brothers don't wear rings or come with a stamp saying "taken". Half the time he's alone, there's no trace of you, even in his car!

It takes a well trained eye to spot traces of another woman, e.g seatbelt perfume, weave strands, hair oil on the headrest, etc,

My job in your relationship is to give him a break from reality, yes you and the kids are real but so are the bills and school fees and work stress, I'm where he de-stresses.
I know my place trust me I do, I know to keep quiet when you call while we together, I know not to spend on his credit card but to ask for cash, all this is to protect you, yes you, from pain, humiliation and suffering, I get a tired frustrated man and send you a well rested happy man, thank me don't disrespect me for it!

Calling me won't change the fact that my clothes are expensive and my car is paid off, it won't change the fact that my university fees are paid and I get to go to the weekend conferences or boy's nites out, swearing at me won't change the fact that he grips my headboard when he rocks my world and screams like a girl, something u probably don't even know about the man u married.
U don't know the effort we put behind our little rendezvous jus to keep ur pudgy ass happy, and feeling secure.

Trust me the more u come after me the more he wants me, the more money he spends on me, the more intense our sessions get.

A true nyatsi will never ask him to leave u, instead she encourages him to stay with you even if you have messed up badly. We never consider getting pregnant out of fear of having to deal with your sour face for the rest of our lives. So relax, your kids are priority numero uno, even to us, we pick out the toys and clothes he shows up with, we encourage bonding time.

Consider yourself lucky if u find my number, at least u know he's taken care of when u tired, and he's gonna come right back once we done re-furbishing my apartment. Oh and trust me, I do the fighting for us, its my job to make sure its just us two, any others will be dealt with severely by me, so don't ruin ur manicure, I get a weekly one so its okay, let me do it.

I respect you, hence I stay away from family functions and make sure I take all my stuff out of the car when I was there, I don't call after he's left the office because I know its your turn.

I have my own things, the rest is just a bonus for having a kind and sharing attitude, I'm a professional with a great job and earn enough, I don't have time to tend to a fulltime relationship hence I don't mind when he goes home to you.

My advice to you "mama'se khaya" stay in your home, and don't pack your stuff and go tell your mom how u failed at being a wife, it just makes u look stupid and weak and our man needs strong women around him.

Look after your kids, tend to your home, cook those hearty meals you so famous for, I can't cook with these nails.

Don't ask about me, he's just going to lie and toss and turn in bed thinking about me in my victoria secret set he bought me for valentines day.

Let me be, I will leave on my own accord one day.

If u don't we might jus trade places and you going to be saying "izinto zabantu" or I consult sangomas, I don't, i would rather spend that money on expensive holidays with our man.

Truth is, I make him feel good, I'm a reminder of when he was young and I do all the things you are afraid to do, or just won't do because you believe you are past that, I'm forever young and I compliment him, u suit him, trust me honey there is a huge difference.

I respect marriage and all it stands for, that's why I'm doing my part to help yours stay together, so don't think I don't, I respect the nice thing you have done and I love your kids too much to hurt them.

Don't cry over me, or what we do, let it be, play your part and I will do what I'm supposed to do.

Yours (and your mans)

Nyatsi

Friend
05 Nov 2012 15:37

Oh, k! Kerrie. You back on your feet now, great!! serious blogger.

Weekend hangover indeed gal. lol. kwaaaaakaka learned Nyatsi Mangqezu

steffie
05 Nov 2012 16:01

@Mangqezu 
Whether society like it or not side chicks wil always be there. They serve a meaningful purpose on some men finding that he can't give up one for the other.

shadilicious
05 Nov 2012 16:04

eish nyatsi nyatsi neh...mxxxm

zdwesha
05 Nov 2012 16:05

well said its so damn true @mangqezu letter from nyatsi

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 16:10

Said thruth....Cheating is part of Life shem

steffie
05 Nov 2012 16:14

Bye

ayashah
05 Nov 2012 16:18

mmmm yah neh

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 16:19

Truth

mangqezu
05 Nov 2012 16:19

My goodness steffie  I'm shocked u think they serve a meaningful purpose

I just think settling to share a man says something about ur self esteem especially if u do it knowingly. The point is no matter how people try and justify it its not wrong. 
Men and women who cheat when married are just plain selfish, that time he spends with the nyatsi shud be time spent with his wife and kids, all the money he spends showering the other woman is money that shud form part of the household budget that the wife and kids never get to see, that ' boyfriend' who's someone's hubby shud be at home with his wife nursing their sick child kodwa he's busy galavanting like a teenager with u and us women like lying to ourselves ukuthi I'm okay with him going back to his wife its all lies who doesnt want someone to cuddle with ebusuku or share their dreams with becos if uyinyatsi in most instances all u do is just meet, bang, exchange whatever material things he has acquired for u and off he goes.

Personally I will never intentionally be a thorn in another woman's heart cos I dont want the same happening to me. Ladies always want to justify it by saying ngashelwa nami / kusho awumphethe kahle or whatever but the point is men will sleep with anything that gives them the opportunity to ,not necessarily becos he loves u the nyatsi. Why wud he want to keep something that he truly treasures a secret come to think of it, there's a reason why he acknowledged his wife in broad daylight and put a ring on her finger whether u like it or not as the nyatsi.

Ntaksay
05 Nov 2012 16:26

Enjoy your evening people.
As for Nyatsis...NO COMMENT....HELL IS WAITING FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, WOMEN LIKE THEM MAKE ME SICK

Love you all!!!

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 16:32

But dis Nyatsi ddnt go n hunt for ur hubby mos.....

da onli thing da nids to happen is wife's mst deal with deir husbands nt Nyatsi's 
banna ba ba bua maaka too much so wena okena osatsebe den wat?

shalom
05 Nov 2012 16:55

nyte family luv u all,cant wait for gen tonight

Kandyfloss
05 Nov 2012 17:40

Hi all! Am soo late. Oops! This Nyatsi thing is something else. Its wrong and we all know but why does it keep on happening..??? Lets try and avoid getting married for all the wröng reasons.

Mimibob
05 Nov 2012 18:53

Lol @ Mangqezu, so you will only be a thorn in another woman's heart by "accident"/unintentionally?

fatcool
05 Nov 2012 20:18

its  a pen bought out of love wow , poor Zodwa sorry gaya

Goldi
05 Nov 2012 20:30

Shame dats wat is gona make her feel hurt n said ohh shame poor skepsel Wuuuuu Mpilo is nt Khaphelas son tjooooo *claponce* she daznt knw da saying dat da Truth shall set u free..yooooo ke eo Vampire e cosa seen tjoweeee MJ kwiiiii tsubi tsubi aya sigiwa

Friend
05 Nov 2012 21:13

Yes GOLDIE better deal with my dog (hubby) n' if possible me n' the nyatsi become partners, beat the hell out of him. But some women wil choose to beat the nyatsi as if their man r saints. Ruby better not cheat on XO. Patrick must rape lil Dinny or hold herhostage Phenyo lives her for any chick on this blog preferably GOLDIE if available, Sbuda gives her matching orders from Ezweni permanently......., Queen n' everybody else shuns her for trusting Pat n not her mother...eventually she looses her mind n' ends up in a mad house....

Friend
05 Nov 2012 21:17

@times the truth puts you into trouble, not referring to Khethi's scenario tho.

RainPrincess
06 Nov 2012 05:46

Hau Friend why don't I get Phenyo? Lol good morning bo lovie :) I'm up bright and early today mara I don't even have anywhere to go or anything to do.

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 07:51

Mrng Gen Fam Ohh yes 4rnd nka mothabela monna otshwanang le Phenyo tankie lala he's mine 4rm nw on lol...RainP sit down he's mine okwele hahaha So Friend whc scenario u tlkng abt?

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 08:26

i'm with u FRIEND if most of da wifes cn deal with deir dogs (hubby's) den bothata botlabe bosegona kaobane ase di NYATSI tse batling banna ba bona BLOODY DOGS NXAAAAAA

bongiwe.katikati3@gmail.com
06 Nov 2012 08:38

Hi mabloggers so we saw what makes Zodwa dissappointed the pen.
Ntaksay wow u can make a person laugh

caro
06 Nov 2012 08:41

good morning pipo,  its a beautifull morning.....

steffie
06 Nov 2012 08:51

Morning all

@Mangqezu, some nyatsis do serve a meaningful purpose trust me.

I have seen it. As much as they don't want to hurt anyone in the process it still happens.  A few years back in my area of birth, there was a man who put his nyatsi as the sole beneficiary in his will.

The wife had to given the share by the nyatsi, who was in charge of authorising all the paper work. If the Nyatsi did not serve a meaningful purpose in his life while he was still alive, he would had made him the executor of his will. Having a ring does not guarantee a special place in your husband's heart. Actions speaks louder than words

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 09:03

AMEN to dat Steffie nt all NYATSIS are HORES, sumtyms da hubby stays with he's wife for da sake of da kids or sake of somethng bt lerato le seyo so yeh dat's tru da ring daznt mean jerk

Certificate ke sale bota, ring keya monwana bt haile monna ena ke warona *wink*

chockie
06 Nov 2012 09:08

Cant wait to see Zodwa tonight. Oh poor MJ, not circumsised.

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 09:18

at steffie yhu that's dramatic but the point is why not divorce the wife then altogether and spare her the heartache why do u they keep dragging her along instead of leaving at once.

Mimibob strue once u get to know that he's married u can do something about it which is leave ,u cant keep hanging on to the fact that I didnt go chasing after him when u now know the truth about his marital status.

BTG I watched but I cant remember much  lol.........all I remember is Dineo telling Patrick he did rape Ruby and that goth's outbursts are just getting a bit much Gen writers, cant she just have a conversation with someone without throwing her toys out the cot and as for announcing at the bar that MJ is not circumsized I was just rolling my eyes.

meloe
06 Nov 2012 09:33

Dinny was served right, its time reality gets to her head and thumbs up for ruby, you see there is a time when you really cry for something and that something does not come your way, then move on,  glad ruby moved on she did not cry or beg dinny when she came to the shebeen, i resepect her for being a mother, but the daughter seems does not want the mother she enjoys torturing her,

Eish maladies that prophet tell ukhethi that the baby is not reconignised by the ancestors, khethi is manipulative as always, poor khapela in the ninth heaven with something not really his.  life not fair

steffie
06 Nov 2012 09:34

Leena, I was not impressed by her saying MJ is not circumsized. Why did she went on for more knowing that fact, she is just vindictive for being dumped.

Friend
06 Nov 2012 09:35

Nyatsi's Contract

Read Carefully before signing it!!!!

This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need
to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for drinks before the
events of the evening.

3. No calls before 21h30 - we don't have anything to talk
about.

4. None of that lovemaking sh*t - only s*x allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading
with this? Do you love me?)

6. No plans made in advance - that is why You are called
a 'Backup'

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparison with former lovers - it's
really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other 'friends with privileges' we are not
friends, just s*x buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during s*x is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your a*s leaving anything
behind when you leave.

13. .No falling asleep right after s*x - it's OVER, so get your ass up and go home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I
DON'T CARE!!

15. You cannot borrow my car keys for any reason..

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be 'My room mate's girlfriend'

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is LESS EYE CONTACT!

18. No condoms, no f*c*k*ing. >

19. Bring your own drinks - I'm not your LIQUOR store.

20. No smoking cigarette before s*x or after s*x - however DAGGA is encouraged.

21.No phone use, PLEASE - I don't want anyone calling back
looking 4 you're a*ss

22.No telling people we are lovers - it reduces my chances of replacing you.


Signed at________________________Date____________________


Initials and Surname________________________________(Fake name
is allowed)




meloe
06 Nov 2012 09:38

@BTG well even me i just sat there and said tjo that was a bit harsh yelling like that about someone's private status, ummm MJ was very embarrassed even if it were me i could dig a hole with my fingers to hide the shame, imean saying it in a public place, shoooo

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 09:48

But it didnt seem like Khethiwe was too shocked that the ancestors don't recognise Mpilo eish finding that out will surely kill Khaphela after all these yrs of hoping for a son. 

But I like it many men leave their good wives chasing some dream of being a father or having a son more specifically , how the hell does he think Sara feels not being able to have kids of her own serves him right

chockie
06 Nov 2012 09:49

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.... Only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying... And wasn't drunk.Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other.
Look Paddy....there's that bloody idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!'

Kandyfloss
06 Nov 2012 09:56

Morning. I missed the part where Mj was told off. Shuu! Wonder how Mission girl will get out of this one.

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 10:01

hahahhaaah ouch John kodwa bandla!!

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 10:11

Vampire ke di type tse sa batleng go dumpiwa wants to hurt back mxxxxm

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 10:21

sneaking like a *14 years teenager*
morning guys

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 10:24

lol Aya molato ke eng y u sneaking is it bcos ur Man is not Circumsized??

Kandyfloss
06 Nov 2012 10:27

Mission girl' Khethiwe. Khaphela went out of his way planning all this.. Let him get taste of it. He did frustrate Sarah a lot.

sexy shazzie aka fizozo
06 Nov 2012 10:43

yoh yoh yoh aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so much drama and i am not suprised why generations has so much drama.................... #speechless
#

Deemo
06 Nov 2012 10:43

Salibonani salibonani.

RainPrincess
06 Nov 2012 11:44

Aowa tlhe Goldi, in that case then let's share. I'm willing to overlook my disgust ya di roll-on for Phenyo!

shalom
06 Nov 2012 11:45

A man comes home from the mine where he works,very sad and depressed.Wife asks whats wrong he explains that all the people he worked with were dead.

Wife: ahh sorry,what happened

Man: The lift cables broke down and the lift lost control and killed all of them.

Wife: ohh hw did u survive?

Man: I went to the toilet the time i was back they were gone.

Wife: Shamee,its so sad,i cant imagine how their families are copying.

Man: The mine will give each of their family R1 million compensation.

Wife: Whatt,damn you Michael,u mean i have lost R1 million ,because of your  loose bladder toilet toilet always damn damn nxaa

shalom
06 Nov 2012 11:46

my manners gudmoring gud family

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 11:57

I ws ready to shout @ u Shalom lol 

So RainP u dnt mind sharing?? i c sharing is carring bt nna akerate go shera specially monna lol

steffie
06 Nov 2012 12:07

What kind of  wife loves money more than his hubbie. Surely a million rand cannot be equivalent to the life of the man you love but anyway it is life.

shalom
06 Nov 2012 12:19

guys is there any difference between curcumsised man and uncurcumcised,sory 4 wrong spelling,hope u get my point jus want to know the difference

Cmaneo
06 Nov 2012 12:27

@ freiend u a such a genius.all u said abt nyatsi ke nnete e tsoileng matsoho

shadilicious
06 Nov 2012 12:35

Hellos hellos

lol.. aowa steffie this is a joke kgante wena o dladisiwa ka gold nah...tltltltltlt

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 12:36

guys is there any difference between curcumsised man and uncurcumcised,sory 4 wrong spelling,hope u get my point jus want to know the difference
Jameeeeeeeeeeeeeeees (screaming) o kae come and answer this question please

maud
06 Nov 2012 12:37

to us the Xhosa's it is a big issue, mina i dont tink there is a different, it just that iyabukeka uma isikiwe.

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 12:46

Leena shud answer that shalom lol 

Bathi upoloneck uyabhora for iblow job islahla sibetter ........I cant comment I've only ever been with one kind dunno if there's a difference

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 12:49

No difference gal

Kandyfloss
06 Nov 2012 12:50

About circumcision what does the Bible say. 2 weeks back i went to a certain Assemblies Of God church and the Pastor was so against it. Help Aya Please...

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 13:15

Genesis 17:23-27
Then Abraham took Ishmael his son and all those born in his house or bought with his money, every male among the men of Abraham's house, and he circumcised the flesh of their foreskins that very day, as God had said to him. Abraham was ninety-nine years old when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin. And Ishmael his son was thirteen years old when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin. That very day Abraham and his son Ishmael were circumcised. And all the men of his house, those born in the house and those bought with money from a foreigner, were circumcised with him. 


Genesis 17:14
Any uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin shall be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant 

@ kandfloss there is nothing wrong with circumsation for it is an instruction from above,circumsation is found from old testement to new testement. do you know that even Jesus was circumcised luke 2 says it all

Luke 2:21
And at the end of eight days, when he was circumcised, he was called Jesus, the name given by the angel before he was conceived in the womb. 
 
the Pastor must preach gospel


Chix
06 Nov 2012 13:22

@Shalom are you asking if there is a diffference when you sleep with either or a difference in how they feel as men!!! Well I only happen to have experience with the circumcised breed not the other but some girls who have had sessions with the uncircumcised say their thingies leave you itching... don't know how TRUE!!!

But when it comes to men when one is circumcised I think they see themselves as THEE men and when youare not then you are just a SMALL BOY who is CLUELESS!!! Its like if you are in a relationship with a circumcised man and you leave him for a boy (uncircumcised) then MEN will tease him... 

I think with them its like you were driving an E-CLASS MERC and then suddenly we see you driving an ATOS... the community would be like "what the F**K happened to her???

You guys are seriously mad... you are alomost at 500 replies and we are still in the first week on November!!! MY WORD!!!

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 13:22

i've been with both so for me it's da same thingy!!

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 13:22

Genesis 17:14
Any uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin shall be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant 

you see circumsation is a convenent between us an God, the only thing am agaist of is when paretes go to whitch doctor and ask them to circumsised their male kids, Darkness and light do not meet so declares the bible! 

Chix
06 Nov 2012 13:24

Woooooooooooooooooooooooow Ayashah I am soooooooooo impressed girl!!!

Friend
06 Nov 2012 13:28

The taste remains the same, have had both worlds. 

The pastor who is against  it is circumcised himself, men of all ages are being circumcised world wide and it is not a sin. Hygienically, healthwise le esikiweyo is way to go. Pulling back that foreskin before the deed consumes time, not mentiong the dirt.

cerebos
06 Nov 2012 13:32

But they say if ur man is circumcised the sex is times 2 better.

cerebos
06 Nov 2012 13:32

But they say if ur man is circumcised the sex is times 2 better. Anyone with circumcised partner.

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 13:35

@ aya weren't those laws specifically for Jews because I dont think it says anywhere in the bible that all christian males per say should be circumsized it was a covenant btwn God and his chosen nation the Jews

I think this is a personal choice if u want to do it do it , if not guess its btwn u and ur partner

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 13:41

this topic has very conflicting views becos some men who got circumsized after doing the dance before complain that removing the skin takes away some sensation that they used to feel with the skin on

I guess its better to be circumsized before u are discharged from the hospital at birth cos then u wont know the diff as a man.......anyone who is circumsized who can confirm *hiding away*

shalom
06 Nov 2012 14:00

Thanks guys its good to ask and it helps me a lot,i was amazed by the way that goth told MJ is nt curcumsized.

so wanted to knw if it is something u shoul be ashamed of it,me have neva been with circumsized man  lol

Ntaksay
06 Nov 2012 14:07

A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", the husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen

shalom
06 Nov 2012 14:15

haaaaaaaaaah Ntaksay,i wil kill him with a bread knife yooooooooh

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 14:18

A circumsized penis looks sexier. Circumsicion reduces chances of transmitting STIs and HIV. One needs more friction to reach orgasm with a circumcised penis. The foreskin is more sensitive to sexual stimuli.

Assumpta lisa
06 Nov 2012 14:27

so sad tht kaphela had 2 die.

steffie
06 Nov 2012 14:31

@Shadilicious I know it a joke dear, like like to comment very much(the wife and R1 M)

Circumsion was a covenant of God with the Jews yes. In the New Testament Apostle Paul preaches to the Gentiles that the blood of Jesus is the new covenant, cannot remember the verse I would quote. 

For medically reasons its is right they say( reserchers), but if it makes intecourse more enjoyable don't know. 
Any male please help and shed some light on this controversial issue.

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 14:38

God is the same yesteday today, yesteday and forever, he is not aman to li and He never changes, Mangqezu, and  A braham was not a jew am coming back now to prove this  

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 14:41

lol Mimibob looks sexier mhhh

I couldn't care less what happens to Khaphela ,its him and the nest on Khethiwe's head that shud just go 

Dumi must come back and beat Khethiwe up for all her scheming and can the rape saga be put to bed already. Lately they just drag story lines until u are fed up.

shalom
06 Nov 2012 14:47

we need man in the house pliz,circumsized and uncurcumsized lol

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 14:48

aya Galatians 6:15 'For neither circumcision nor uncircumcision matters. Rather, what matters is being a new creation.'

Abraham was half Hebrew and cant remember what else 

RainPrincess
06 Nov 2012 14:51

Lol Goldi I do mind, I don't wanna share a man but if u don't wanna hand over Phenyo then I guess I'm gonna have to sacrifice my values a bit ke. For him I will!

steffie
06 Nov 2012 14:57

@Mangqezu thanks for that verse.

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 15:01

Abraham was not a Jew but he was instructed to be circumcised which means it was not a law to the jews 

By showing the origin of the Jewish people, it is clearly seen that Abraham was not a Jew. The word Jew refers to those of the tribe of Judah, one of the twelve tribes of ancient Israel. II Kings 16:6 contains the first biblical usage of the term. This was many centuries after Abraham’s lifetime.

As the name indicates, the tribe of judah descended from the man named judah. He was one of Jacob’s twelve sons (Gen. 35:23). Jacob was one of Isaac’s two sons (Gen. 25:26). Isaac was one of Abraham’s two sons (Gen. 21:3). Abraham was, therefore, Judah’s great-grandfather. He was not a Jew, but was rather one of their ancestors, and should appropriately be called a Hebrew (a descendant of Eber—Gen. 11:17-26).




mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 15:05

To convert to Judaism circumcision was part of the process hence Abraham also got circumcised

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 15:07

In dat case RainP me nt willing to share sorry*looksaway* u so ryt wena Mangqezu dey dnt enjy da dance s much s dey used to b4 removing da skin

Mimibob u also ryt it daz prevent sti n ish

Ntaksay
06 Nov 2012 15:13

Sipho's Letter to Truworths

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors, quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately. I hope that yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,Sipho
PS: I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.


moon39
06 Nov 2012 15:15

A perfect man
Does not drink
Does not smoke
Does not cheat
AND
Does not exist
TRUE or FALSE

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 15:23

Does not Exist

Sipho ke skhokho finish n klaar

shalom
06 Nov 2012 15:27

Does not exist

steffie
06 Nov 2012 15:29

@Aya it was a law to Abrahams's descendants to be circumsized as a covenant being the chosen nation, but Jesus Christ has sanctified everybody through his blood.

steffie
06 Nov 2012 15:33

A perfect man does exist but depend on what define your perfection in a man.

Ntaksay
06 Nov 2012 15:45

@ moon39 I would go for FALSE, a man  can smoke/drink but still be good/perfect, but CHEAT is a definitely no. As for existence perfect men do exist.

Manicure
06 Nov 2012 15:48

Did u know that today 6th November 2012 comments for november teasers are as follows:

Generations  530
Isidingo           46
Muvhango       70
Days                14
The bold          19
Scandal           26
Rhythm city     57

  Did u know that the Generations family is the craziest family ever.  Did u know u need a serious deliverence for ur addiction guys. 

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 15:52

Hello Gen house. Me not ok. Head is paining, throat is hurting & voice is gone. Reading your comments & laughing out really hard without any voice. <<>>

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 15:55

obeshap Riyat

Wuuuu so much n ke di 6 yooooo

steffie
06 Nov 2012 16:01

Be healthy Riyat!

shalom
06 Nov 2012 16:06

Generations 531  Crazy indid.Get well soon Rayat

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 16:06

Perfect man do exist, my father. He has never drank or smoke. Cheating as far as we know he has never. But this doesnt define perfect. Some men may have all the three qualities but then they may be worse in other ways that you may prefer a smoker or a drunkard than them.

Locomotivious
06 Nov 2012 16:11

Am new hie family,

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 16:13

Thanks guys.

steffie
06 Nov 2012 16:15

Welcome Locomotivious

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 16:17

Welcome feel @ home Locomotivious

steffie
06 Nov 2012 16:25

Enough for today

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 16:28

Welcome to da crazy house Locomotivious

chat later guyz i'm out

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 16:39

2 steffie and Mangqezu re-read the whole galatians 5 when i come to work on friday i will explain everything to you, you will understand it will not be in the office today and tomorrow so hopefully on friday i will explain to you

a warm welcome to Laco 

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 16:41

i mean tomorrow and thursday

Kerrie
06 Nov 2012 17:43

had serious network problems today, so much wanted to blog but my damn PC wouldn't let me, don't know if it's the PC or Network....could only read and lol at your comments...

zdwesha
06 Nov 2012 19:08

guys tomorrow i will need an update im still@ work

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 20:21

Finally Patrick admited da truth n Dinny's taking a starin argh she'll get ova it n nw she. Regrets wat she dd 2 Ruby seeing Ben 10 in doze ovaralls tjooo kesono shem

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 21:55

Why is it that Christians always disagree on scripture? I think it contributes to people having difficulty accepting Christ or not knowing which church to go to. Jesus said if we stayed in unity then people will believe that He sent us. John 17:21. I think these disagreements delay the coming of Christ.. Lol...

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 22:01

Same scripture, different versions: Galatians 5:1-6 The Living Bible 1 So Christ has made us free. Now make sure that you stay free, and don't get all tied up again in the chains of slavery to Jewish laws and ceremonies. 2Listen to me, for this is serious: if you are counting on circumcision and keeping the Jewish laws to make you right with God, then Christ cannot save you. 3 I'll say it again. Anyone trying to find favor with God by being circumcised must always obey every other Jewish law or perish. 4 Christ is useless to you if you are counting on clearing your debt to God by keeping those laws; you are lost from God's grace. 5 But we by the help of the Holy Spirit are counting on Christ's death to clear away our sins and make us right with God. 6 And we to whom Christ has given eternal life don't need to worry about whether we have been circumcised or not, or whether we are obeying the Jewish ceremonies or not; for all we need is faith working through love.

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 22:06

Galatians 5:1-6 King James Version 1 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage. 2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing. 3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law. 4 Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace. 5 For we through the Spirit wait for the hope of righteousness by faith. 6 For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 22:09

Galatians 5:1-6 The Message Version 1 Christ has set us free to live a free life. So take your stand! Never again let anyone put a harness of slavery on you. 2 I am emphatic about this. The moment any one of you submits to circumcision or any other rule- keeping system, at that same moment Christ's hard- won gift of freedom is squandered. 3 I repeat my warning: The person who accepts the ways of circumcision trades all the advantages of the free life in Christ for the obligations of the slave life of the law. 4 I suspect you would never intend this, but this is what happens. When you attempt to live by your own religious plans and projects, you are cut off from Christ, you fall out of grace. 5 Meanwhile we expectantly wait for a satisfying relationship with the Spirit. 6 For in Christ, neither our most conscientious religion nor disregard of religion amounts to anything. What matters is something far more interior: faith expressed in love.

Riyat
07 Nov 2012 07:35

Morning gen family hope everyone is good.

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 07:46

Mrng Gen Fam nna ke fantabuous hw r u feeling Riyat?

goldie
07 Nov 2012 08:19

MORNING FAMILY! FRIENDLY REMINDER GEN IS AT 19H00 TODAY THERE IS APIRATES VS SUNDOWNS GAME AT 20H00! Xolani REALY loves Ruby cant she see that! But is always like that with us women, one man treats you terrible and you dont see the best in the next one, her image is that important to her she forgets fame comes and go but true love you will hardly get if you let go of it once! Have a supa-dupa day all!

goldie
07 Nov 2012 08:22

I think Paul in the new testament talks about circumcision of the heart and no longer the physical one!

steffie
07 Nov 2012 08:28

Morning Family
@Goldie thanks for reminder, did not know.

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 08:28

Thanx Goldie, didn't know that!
uBen10 uyamthanda uRuby ngempela, she should acknowledge and appreciate that! Now that Patrick has confessed, hopefully the rape story will be laid to rest and then move on with something else...

Morning Bloggers

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 08:34

tnx Goldie ddnt knw dat

True Love conquers all

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 08:57

guys, it's so hot in the desert, are you people experiencing the same? can't even think straight, just want to lie down naked but there are so many male colleagues coming to my office

sqephu
07 Nov 2012 09:03

3 twins were talking on her mother's womb
1st one" when i'm old i'm going to be an electrician so i can put electricity here,its very dark" 2nd one " me i'm going to be a plamber so i can drain all the water that we stay in" last one " i'm going to boxer ngifuna ukushaya lomuntu ohlale esipopola aqede asikhafulele uyedelela"

MORNING LONG TIMEHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 09:12

Morning Gen lovers.

Thanks Goldie thats why this blog is one happy family.

chockie
07 Nov 2012 09:13

Thanx Goldie didnt know also. Oh poor kethiwe busy trying to force khaphela to kill Khubone as way of protecting uMpilo yet uyazi ukuthi asuyena mntaka Khaphela.

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 09:16

Morning everyone, How are you all doing today, Wish you all a SUPA Day.

So Zodwa bought Mr Nic a Pen and Miss Akhona threw it in the bin (without knowing it was a gift for Nic from Zodwa). Zodwa uyazithanda izinto shame.

Khubone is really on a mission naye, Khapela does not owe him anything.

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 09:19

Khethiwe is jst EVIL mxxxxm killing ppl is in her blood 

Haai Zodwa le ena watena maan y asaloipatlela wagae

chockie
07 Nov 2012 09:35

A man and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of the child. The wife jumps up and says,'Your Honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.' The judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say. The man than said,'Your Honour, if I put my ATM Card into a machine and cash comes out.... whose cash will it be.... the MACHINE or MINE???

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 09:43

Morning good people ,thank u Goldie.

So Mj wants to have curcumsition (wrong spelling)as soon as possible and after dat is he going to tell his friends and everyone who was in the bar that he has done it lol that boy

mangqezu
07 Nov 2012 09:50

I have read Galatians 5 and in my opinion it sums up what steffie and I were saying that circumcision is not a must for Christians because we are no longer saved by our deeds but by our faith cos in the old testament all males had to be circumcised to identify them as part of those who were following God's covenant but in the new testament circumcision is not the only thing that will get u to Christ u need to be born again spiritually for u to be saved.

Jtovo
07 Nov 2012 09:51

Kwaaaaaaaa at Locomotivious, sengiyabna nje esethi

'' lalelani bakwethu njengoba benisazi ntobana bendiyikhwenkwe kwalokhu ngoku ndikhulile sendiyiNdoda. ndakaaaaah, forgive my Xhosa spelling, ukuthi ngiyasithanda.

mangqezu
07 Nov 2012 09:57

Kerrie lol I'm hardly dressed when am at home these days its just too hot saves me time on doing laundry anywhere

Can anyone pls recap yesterday's episode whenever I c Ruby's black patches it just turns me off watching lmao

Itu.m
07 Nov 2012 10:06

Morning Family I must say I have been a silent member for some time now please welcome me!!!

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 10:07

  sqephu and chockie, i'm loving your jokes....                                                                                                 

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 10:07

  sqephu and chockie, i'm loving your jokes....                                                                                                 

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 10:12

@Jtovo and he is nw a celebrity kwaaaaaaaaaaaaak lol

moon39
07 Nov 2012 10:22

Ruby's black patches are the afta effects of all those bleaching creams  (I think). Yu look nice at first but pay back will always come.

RainPrincess
07 Nov 2012 10:22

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you´ve obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson´s nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr. Mandela smiles and says "look young man...you've got the wrong man" The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson Mandela yells at him, "Look, I don´t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says, "Aren't you Nissan Main-Dealer?"

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 10:25

ALL OF 'EM TOO LOOK ALIKE

A Chinese man called a Prostitute house & asked for the services of their most talented & energetic girl.

The girl finally got to his home & they started having sex.

Once he was done, he jumped off the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed & came out the other side & started having sex with the girl again.

After he had finished the 2nd time, he again jumped off the bed, ran to the window, went under the bed & came out the other side & started again..

This he did 8 more times!

The girl was impressed by his Stamina.

After they finished the 10th time, she decided to try it herself.

So, she jumped off the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed & saw 9 more Chinese men...

Deemo
07 Nov 2012 10:30

Mornn to you all.the issue of circumcission is a debatable issue I think its a meta of Choice.there a many things which the bible say that we do not consider jus like the food we are to eat that's y we see some pple advocate for a vegatarian diet in their churches n tht agaiN to me its a personal choice

RainPrincess
07 Nov 2012 10:45

Hai where are my manners, good morning bana beso. Itu welcome! Wamkelekile! O amogetswe! Welkom and feel at home. Your 1st assignment is to update on last night's episode!

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 10:45

Amen Deemo

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 11:26

A lady dialled her numbers on her boyfriend’s cellphone to see if her name was stored with those sweet names like Baby, Honey, Love, Sweetie etc.

Poor chick collapsed & fainted after dialling & found them stored as
Ntate Baloyi (Plumber)…

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 11:34

Serves her ryt hahahahaha

Kandyfloss
07 Nov 2012 11:36

Kwaaa @ dhee's joke. Does it mean chinise men ke 1 size. Shuu they stole he pussy right under her nose. 9 should be charged with rape. Mornin all..

RainPrincess
07 Nov 2012 11:50

Lmao kwaaaaaaaaaa Dhee. Ba mo laile.

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 11:53

Akahlangani yini nentombi uZululezandla Mkhize wase mafarm oyi taxi driver eThekwini, azibike, hayi

Bese ecela ukumkhipha u sistaz, avume.

Useyabuza-ke umlisa ku sistaz ukuthi kahle kahle wenzani ukuziphilisa.

Sistaz: “Ngiyi CA e Cape Town. Wena?”

Zululezandla:” Ngiyi ND e Durban”

Itu.m
07 Nov 2012 12:04

Thanks RainPrincess!!! Unfortunately I missed last night episode was visiting a friend in Hospital but will make sure not to miss tonight!

Itu.m
07 Nov 2012 12:06

Your jokes are really killing guys!

sqephu
07 Nov 2012 12:06

a farm boy is milking the cow when all of a sudden a bull comes charging  towards him. As horrified workers nearby watch, the boy calmly continues his milking. To everyone's astonishment, the bull stops a few centimitres from the boy, turns around and walks away. "Weren't you afraid?" one of the workers asks the boy." Not at all," the boy replies, "I know that this cow is his mother-in-law"

mangqezu
07 Nov 2012 12:24

Ntaksay I've had the whole office of CAs in stitches with ur joke lol

NonkyNonky
07 Nov 2012 12:39

Did you know that love can leave a memory that no one can steal, but then again it can also leave a pain that no one can heal. 

Good afternoon Gen family.

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 12:47

Update in short

Khetiwe told Khapela to kill Khubone for he is danger to Mpilo's life,Patrick wants to make things right with Ruby by letting her stay in that house and also to drop charges against Xolani but it wil take 3 months for the case to go bek to court so which means Xolani wil be there for the next 3 good months and Ruby says she cant visit Xolani everytime maybe once in 2 weeks but Xolani told her not to ever visit and he was angry because Ruby wants to cover her reputation,I think Xolani loves Ruby more than Ruby does.women always amaze me after all wat Xolani did to Ruby thats the way she says thank you.Continuing Zodwa was angry when she found the cheap pen she bought for Mr Nich in the dustbin,and Mr Nic told Akhona nt to throw his things even if it is cheap stuff its his and Akhona was angry.Dinewhore is feeling guilty for treating her mother the way she did and they where comforting each other with her mum.Penyo wants mamRuby to negotiate lobola he doesnt care wat Sbu and Jabulani will say all he wants is to maary Dinewhore.Dineo kicked Patrick out of her house.Thats all i can remember sorry for the late update

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 13:39

WIFE
W - wonderful
I - item
F - for
E - entertainment

HUSBAND
H - handsome
U - useful
S - smart
B - but
A - at
N - night
D - dangerous

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 13:55

@Nonky nonky powerful words indeed

steffie
07 Nov 2012 13:56

Hey so busy today, just popped to see what is happening in the house.

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 14:00

Some Soldiers arrested a Man for an offence of trespass and asked him to carry 1000 blocks that were kept to the other side of the road as his punishment.

The Man was about to finish moving the blocks when he saw the Soldier's boss (major general) and quickly recognised him as his former classmate.

He called the Senior officer's name and briefly explained everything to him.


The senior officer was mad and shouted at the soldiers," This Man is my friend!! You shouldn't have punished him like that!!"

He then apologised to the Man and said, "Mark, return the blocks where they were before and go home".

Manicure
07 Nov 2012 14:25

@ Dhee........ hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, did he return them?

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 14:29

Ouch @Dhee  but the friend is not helping but worsening the punishment. Poor Mark

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 13:22

i've been with both so for me it's da same thingy!!

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 13:22

Genesis 17:14
Any uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin shall be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant 

you see circumsation is a convenent between us an God, the only thing am agaist of is when paretes go to whitch doctor and ask them to circumsised their male kids, Darkness and light do not meet so declares the bible! 

Chix
06 Nov 2012 13:24

Woooooooooooooooooooooooow Ayashah I am soooooooooo impressed girl!!!

Friend
06 Nov 2012 13:28

The taste remains the same, have had both worlds. 

The pastor who is against  it is circumcised himself, men of all ages are being circumcised world wide and it is not a sin. Hygienically, healthwise le esikiweyo is way to go. Pulling back that foreskin before the deed consumes time, not mentiong the dirt.

cerebos
06 Nov 2012 13:32

But they say if ur man is circumcised the sex is times 2 better.

cerebos
06 Nov 2012 13:32

But they say if ur man is circumcised the sex is times 2 better. Anyone with circumcised partner.

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 13:35

@ aya weren't those laws specifically for Jews because I dont think it says anywhere in the bible that all christian males per say should be circumsized it was a covenant btwn God and his chosen nation the Jews

I think this is a personal choice if u want to do it do it , if not guess its btwn u and ur partner

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 13:41

this topic has very conflicting views becos some men who got circumsized after doing the dance before complain that removing the skin takes away some sensation that they used to feel with the skin on

I guess its better to be circumsized before u are discharged from the hospital at birth cos then u wont know the diff as a man.......anyone who is circumsized who can confirm *hiding away*

shalom
06 Nov 2012 14:00

Thanks guys its good to ask and it helps me a lot,i was amazed by the way that goth told MJ is nt curcumsized.

so wanted to knw if it is something u shoul be ashamed of it,me have neva been with circumsized man  lol

Ntaksay
06 Nov 2012 14:07

A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", the husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen

shalom
06 Nov 2012 14:15

haaaaaaaaaah Ntaksay,i wil kill him with a bread knife yooooooooh

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 14:18

A circumsized penis looks sexier. Circumsicion reduces chances of transmitting STIs and HIV. One needs more friction to reach orgasm with a circumcised penis. The foreskin is more sensitive to sexual stimuli.

Assumpta lisa
06 Nov 2012 14:27

so sad tht kaphela had 2 die.

steffie
06 Nov 2012 14:31

@Shadilicious I know it a joke dear, like like to comment very much(the wife and R1 M)

Circumsion was a covenant of God with the Jews yes. In the New Testament Apostle Paul preaches to the Gentiles that the blood of Jesus is the new covenant, cannot remember the verse I would quote. 

For medically reasons its is right they say( reserchers), but if it makes intecourse more enjoyable don't know. 
Any male please help and shed some light on this controversial issue.

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 14:38

God is the same yesteday today, yesteday and forever, he is not aman to li and He never changes, Mangqezu, and  A braham was not a jew am coming back now to prove this  

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 14:41

lol Mimibob looks sexier mhhh

I couldn't care less what happens to Khaphela ,its him and the nest on Khethiwe's head that shud just go 

Dumi must come back and beat Khethiwe up for all her scheming and can the rape saga be put to bed already. Lately they just drag story lines until u are fed up.

shalom
06 Nov 2012 14:47

we need man in the house pliz,circumsized and uncurcumsized lol

mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 14:48

aya Galatians 6:15 'For neither circumcision nor uncircumcision matters. Rather, what matters is being a new creation.'

Abraham was half Hebrew and cant remember what else 

RainPrincess
06 Nov 2012 14:51

Lol Goldi I do mind, I don't wanna share a man but if u don't wanna hand over Phenyo then I guess I'm gonna have to sacrifice my values a bit ke. For him I will!

steffie
06 Nov 2012 14:57

@Mangqezu thanks for that verse.

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 15:01

Abraham was not a Jew but he was instructed to be circumcised which means it was not a law to the jews 

By showing the origin of the Jewish people, it is clearly seen that Abraham was not a Jew. The word Jew refers to those of the tribe of Judah, one of the twelve tribes of ancient Israel. II Kings 16:6 contains the first biblical usage of the term. This was many centuries after Abraham’s lifetime.

As the name indicates, the tribe of judah descended from the man named judah. He was one of Jacob’s twelve sons (Gen. 35:23). Jacob was one of Isaac’s two sons (Gen. 25:26). Isaac was one of Abraham’s two sons (Gen. 21:3). Abraham was, therefore, Judah’s great-grandfather. He was not a Jew, but was rather one of their ancestors, and should appropriately be called a Hebrew (a descendant of Eber—Gen. 11:17-26).




mangqezu
06 Nov 2012 15:05

To convert to Judaism circumcision was part of the process hence Abraham also got circumcised

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 15:07

In dat case RainP me nt willing to share sorry*looksaway* u so ryt wena Mangqezu dey dnt enjy da dance s much s dey used to b4 removing da skin

Mimibob u also ryt it daz prevent sti n ish

Ntaksay
06 Nov 2012 15:13

Sipho's Letter to Truworths

Dear Sir/Madam

I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 July 2008 in which for the 3rd time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that by no means do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors, quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. That is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one randomly. The one drawn is paid immediately. I hope that yours will come out shortly.

Sincerely Yours,Sipho
PS: I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.


moon39
06 Nov 2012 15:15

A perfect man
Does not drink
Does not smoke
Does not cheat
AND
Does not exist
TRUE or FALSE

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 15:23

Does not Exist

Sipho ke skhokho finish n klaar

shalom
06 Nov 2012 15:27

Does not exist

steffie
06 Nov 2012 15:29

@Aya it was a law to Abrahams's descendants to be circumsized as a covenant being the chosen nation, but Jesus Christ has sanctified everybody through his blood.

steffie
06 Nov 2012 15:33

A perfect man does exist but depend on what define your perfection in a man.

Ntaksay
06 Nov 2012 15:45

@ moon39 I would go for FALSE, a man  can smoke/drink but still be good/perfect, but CHEAT is a definitely no. As for existence perfect men do exist.

Manicure
06 Nov 2012 15:48

Did u know that today 6th November 2012 comments for november teasers are as follows:

Generations  530
Isidingo           46
Muvhango       70
Days                14
The bold          19
Scandal           26
Rhythm city     57

  Did u know that the Generations family is the craziest family ever.  Did u know u need a serious deliverence for ur addiction guys. 

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 15:52

Hello Gen house. Me not ok. Head is paining, throat is hurting & voice is gone. Reading your comments & laughing out really hard without any voice. <<>>

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 15:55

obeshap Riyat

Wuuuu so much n ke di 6 yooooo

steffie
06 Nov 2012 16:01

Be healthy Riyat!

shalom
06 Nov 2012 16:06

Generations 531  Crazy indid.Get well soon Rayat

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 16:06

Perfect man do exist, my father. He has never drank or smoke. Cheating as far as we know he has never. But this doesnt define perfect. Some men may have all the three qualities but then they may be worse in other ways that you may prefer a smoker or a drunkard than them.

Locomotivious
06 Nov 2012 16:11

Am new hie family,

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 16:13

Thanks guys.

steffie
06 Nov 2012 16:15

Welcome Locomotivious

Riyat
06 Nov 2012 16:17

Welcome feel @ home Locomotivious

steffie
06 Nov 2012 16:25

Enough for today

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 16:28

Welcome to da crazy house Locomotivious

chat later guyz i'm out

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 16:39

2 steffie and Mangqezu re-read the whole galatians 5 when i come to work on friday i will explain everything to you, you will understand it will not be in the office today and tomorrow so hopefully on friday i will explain to you

a warm welcome to Laco 

ayashah
06 Nov 2012 16:41

i mean tomorrow and thursday

Kerrie
06 Nov 2012 17:43

had serious network problems today, so much wanted to blog but my damn PC wouldn't let me, don't know if it's the PC or Network....could only read and lol at your comments...

zdwesha
06 Nov 2012 19:08

guys tomorrow i will need an update im still@ work

Goldi
06 Nov 2012 20:21

Finally Patrick admited da truth n Dinny's taking a starin argh she'll get ova it n nw she. Regrets wat she dd 2 Ruby seeing Ben 10 in doze ovaralls tjooo kesono shem

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 21:55

Why is it that Christians always disagree on scripture? I think it contributes to people having difficulty accepting Christ or not knowing which church to go to. Jesus said if we stayed in unity then people will believe that He sent us. John 17:21. I think these disagreements delay the coming of Christ.. Lol...

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 22:01

Same scripture, different versions: Galatians 5:1-6 The Living Bible 1 So Christ has made us free. Now make sure that you stay free, and don't get all tied up again in the chains of slavery to Jewish laws and ceremonies. 2Listen to me, for this is serious: if you are counting on circumcision and keeping the Jewish laws to make you right with God, then Christ cannot save you. 3 I'll say it again. Anyone trying to find favor with God by being circumcised must always obey every other Jewish law or perish. 4 Christ is useless to you if you are counting on clearing your debt to God by keeping those laws; you are lost from God's grace. 5 But we by the help of the Holy Spirit are counting on Christ's death to clear away our sins and make us right with God. 6 And we to whom Christ has given eternal life don't need to worry about whether we have been circumcised or not, or whether we are obeying the Jewish ceremonies or not; for all we need is faith working through love.

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 22:06

Galatians 5:1-6 King James Version 1 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage. 2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing. 3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law. 4 Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace. 5 For we through the Spirit wait for the hope of righteousness by faith. 6 For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

chockie
07 Nov 2012 14:37

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Mimibob
06 Nov 2012 22:09

Galatians 5:1-6 The Message Version 1 Christ has set us free to live a free life. So take your stand! Never again let anyone put a harness of slavery on you. 2 I am emphatic about this. The moment any one of you submits to circumcision or any other rule- keeping system, at that same moment Christ's hard- won gift of freedom is squandered. 3 I repeat my warning: The person who accepts the ways of circumcision trades all the advantages of the free life in Christ for the obligations of the slave life of the law. 4 I suspect you would never intend this, but this is what happens. When you attempt to live by your own religious plans and projects, you are cut off from Christ, you fall out of grace. 5 Meanwhile we expectantly wait for a satisfying relationship with the Spirit. 6 For in Christ, neither our most conscientious religion nor disregard of religion amounts to anything. What matters is something far more interior: faith expressed in love.

Riyat
07 Nov 2012 07:35

Morning gen family hope everyone is good.

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 14:52

Mark's friend o stoutu, how can he do that to dear old Mark...hahaha! Husband should have said to the wife that since the horse he bets on is famous, it has a phone so he can keep on checking it.....lol

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 07:46

Mrng Gen Fam nna ke fantabuous hw r u feeling Riyat?

goldie
07 Nov 2012 08:19

MORNING FAMILY! FRIENDLY REMINDER GEN IS AT 19H00 TODAY THERE IS APIRATES VS SUNDOWNS GAME AT 20H00! Xolani REALY loves Ruby cant she see that! But is always like that with us women, one man treats you terrible and you dont see the best in the next one, her image is that important to her she forgets fame comes and go but true love you will hardly get if you let go of it once! Have a supa-dupa day all!

Chix
07 Nov 2012 14:55

OMG you guys are on FIRE 600eplies hayi I give up on y'all

goldie
07 Nov 2012 08:22

I think Paul in the new testament talks about circumcision of the heart and no longer the physical one!

steffie
07 Nov 2012 08:28

Morning Family
@Goldie thanks for reminder, did not know.

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 08:28

Thanx Goldie, didn't know that!
uBen10 uyamthanda uRuby ngempela, she should acknowledge and appreciate that! Now that Patrick has confessed, hopefully the rape story will be laid to rest and then move on with something else...

Morning Bloggers

Btwa
07 Nov 2012 14:57

Hello Bloggers, i love the house but no one ever greets me back....here is joke

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 08:34

tnx Goldie ddnt knw dat

True Love conquers all

Btwa
07 Nov 2012 14:59

Manufactured Innocence

Q: What's the definition of innocence?

A: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 08:57

guys, it's so hot in the desert, are you people experiencing the same? can't even think straight, just want to lie down naked but there are so many male colleagues coming to my office

sqephu
07 Nov 2012 09:03

3 twins were talking on her mother's womb
1st one" when i'm old i'm going to be an electrician so i can put electricity here,its very dark" 2nd one " me i'm going to be a plamber so i can drain all the water that we stay in" last one " i'm going to boxer ngifuna ukushaya lomuntu ohlale esipopola aqede asikhafulele uyedelela"

MORNING LONG TIMEHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 15:07

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 09:12

Morning Gen lovers.

Thanks Goldie thats why this blog is one happy family.

chockie
07 Nov 2012 09:13

Thanx Goldie didnt know also. Oh poor kethiwe busy trying to force khaphela to kill Khubone as way of protecting uMpilo yet uyazi ukuthi asuyena mntaka Khaphela.

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 15:24

hahahaha...hello Btwa, how are you? Sleeping bags for mice, tltltltltl, didn't she think the mice will collapse from all that latex smell......

What will Khethiwe gain if Khapela were to kill Khubone? Numerous visits to the prison cell with Sarah in tour if she'd even be speaking to her, doesn't she learn kante, two wrongs never make a right!!!

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 09:16

Morning everyone, How are you all doing today, Wish you all a SUPA Day.

So Zodwa bought Mr Nic a Pen and Miss Akhona threw it in the bin (without knowing it was a gift for Nic from Zodwa). Zodwa uyazithanda izinto shame.

Khubone is really on a mission naye, Khapela does not owe him anything.

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 09:19

Khethiwe is jst EVIL mxxxxm killing ppl is in her blood 

Haai Zodwa le ena watena maan y asaloipatlela wagae

chockie
07 Nov 2012 09:35

A man and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of the child. The wife jumps up and says,'Your Honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.' The judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say. The man than said,'Your Honour, if I put my ATM Card into a machine and cash comes out.... whose cash will it be.... the MACHINE or MINE???

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 15:35

hahaha, nice one Ntaksay, trust Bush to do that........

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 09:43

Morning good people ,thank u Goldie.

So Mj wants to have curcumsition (wrong spelling)as soon as possible and after dat is he going to tell his friends and everyone who was in the bar that he has done it lol that boy

mangqezu
07 Nov 2012 09:50

I have read Galatians 5 and in my opinion it sums up what steffie and I were saying that circumcision is not a must for Christians because we are no longer saved by our deeds but by our faith cos in the old testament all males had to be circumcised to identify them as part of those who were following God's covenant but in the new testament circumcision is not the only thing that will get u to Christ u need to be born again spiritually for u to be saved.

MagsB
07 Nov 2012 15:58

Jtovo
07 Nov 2012 09:51

Kwaaaaaaaa at Locomotivious, sengiyabna nje esethi

'' lalelani bakwethu njengoba benisazi ntobana bendiyikhwenkwe kwalokhu ngoku ndikhulile sendiyiNdoda. ndakaaaaah, forgive my Xhosa spelling, ukuthi ngiyasithanda.

mangqezu
07 Nov 2012 09:57

Kerrie lol I'm hardly dressed when am at home these days its just too hot saves me time on doing laundry anywhere

Can anyone pls recap yesterday's episode whenever I c Ruby's black patches it just turns me off watching lmao

MagsB
07 Nov 2012 16:00

Itu.m
07 Nov 2012 10:06

Morning Family I must say I have been a silent member for some time now please welcome me!!!

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 10:07

  sqephu and chockie, i'm loving your jokes....                                                                                                 

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 10:07

  sqephu and chockie, i'm loving your jokes....                                                                                                 

MagsB
07 Nov 2012 16:02

@ Ntaksay..LOL Poor Mr Bush , he thought he was going to be Clinton........

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 10:12

@Jtovo and he is nw a celebrity kwaaaaaaaaaaaaak lol

Btwa
07 Nov 2012 16:05

@kerrie m fine, u knw Khetiwe wants to use Khapela to get rid of Khubone very fast b4 he finds out bout baby paternity

moon39
07 Nov 2012 10:22

Ruby's black patches are the afta effects of all those bleaching creams  (I think). Yu look nice at first but pay back will always come.

RainPrincess
07 Nov 2012 10:22

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you´ve obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson´s nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr. Mandela smiles and says "look young man...you've got the wrong man" The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson Mandela yells at him, "Look, I don´t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says, "Aren't you Nissan Main-Dealer?"

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 16:10

Khethiwe otlaitshola goitshola shem..bolotjana bothoma so

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 10:25

ALL OF 'EM TOO LOOK ALIKE

A Chinese man called a Prostitute house & asked for the services of their most talented & energetic girl.

The girl finally got to his home & they started having sex.

Once he was done, he jumped off the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed & came out the other side & started having sex with the girl again.

After he had finished the 2nd time, he again jumped off the bed, ran to the window, went under the bed & came out the other side & started again..

This he did 8 more times!

The girl was impressed by his Stamina.

After they finished the 10th time, she decided to try it herself.

So, she jumped off the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed & saw 9 more Chinese men...

moon39
07 Nov 2012 16:26

Crazy Kethiwe. How can she even think taking a man's life is a solution. Life is too precious.

Deemo
07 Nov 2012 10:30

Mornn to you all.the issue of circumcission is a debatable issue I think its a meta of Choice.there a many things which the bible say that we do not consider jus like the food we are to eat that's y we see some pple advocate for a vegatarian diet in their churches n tht agaiN to me its a personal choice

RainPrincess
07 Nov 2012 10:45

Hai where are my manners, good morning bana beso. Itu welcome! Wamkelekile! O amogetswe! Welkom and feel at home. Your 1st assignment is to update on last night's episode!

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 10:45

Amen Deemo

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 16:47

Guddnyte guys luv u all

splembede
07 Nov 2012 20:43

is something gonna happen between mawande and sbusiso??? thought the ". . .consumed by guilt" would be refering to it and not the Tshepo storyline.

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 11:26

A lady dialled her numbers on her boyfriend’s cellphone to see if her name was stored with those sweet names like Baby, Honey, Love, Sweetie etc.

Poor chick collapsed & fainted after dialling & found them stored as
Ntate Baloyi (Plumber)…

Mimibob
07 Nov 2012 21:46

Sqephu, lol @ 3 twins, they are called triplets luv.. Third "twin" o batla thupa.. Thanx for the update Loco, you are a darling. Didn't watch today as well, update anyone?... Btwa, hello sweetheart.

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 11:34

Serves her ryt hahahahaha

Kandyfloss
07 Nov 2012 11:36

Kwaaa @ dhee's joke. Does it mean chinise men ke 1 size. Shuu they stole he pussy right under her nose. 9 should be charged with rape. Mornin all..

RainPrincess
08 Nov 2012 05:31

Mimibob Itu promised to update today. Btwa askies for the negligence, please don't consult social workers, all shall be fixed xxx. Good morning bo other lovies, can't mention y'all by names, le dhadhe. Le be le lejaji le lebotse nkhere? Ke tlo le bona thapama.

RainPrincess
07 Nov 2012 11:50

Lmao kwaaaaaaaaaa Dhee. Ba mo laile.

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 11:53

Akahlangani yini nentombi uZululezandla Mkhize wase mafarm oyi taxi driver eThekwini, azibike, hayi

Bese ecela ukumkhipha u sistaz, avume.

Useyabuza-ke umlisa ku sistaz ukuthi kahle kahle wenzani ukuziphilisa.

Sistaz: “Ngiyi CA e Cape Town. Wena?”

Zululezandla:” Ngiyi ND e Durban”

Itu.m
07 Nov 2012 12:04

Thanks RainPrincess!!! Unfortunately I missed last night episode was visiting a friend in Hospital but will make sure not to miss tonight!

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 07:47

yhoo, i thought i was an early blogger, RainPrincess, you outdid me!

somebody update please, forgot Gen was at & last night!

morning guys.

Itu.m
07 Nov 2012 12:06

Your jokes are really killing guys!

sqephu
07 Nov 2012 12:06

a farm boy is milking the cow when all of a sudden a bull comes charging  towards him. As horrified workers nearby watch, the boy calmly continues his milking. To everyone's astonishment, the bull stops a few centimitres from the boy, turns around and walks away. "Weren't you afraid?" one of the workers asks the boy." Not at all," the boy replies, "I know that this cow is his mother-in-law"

mangqezu
07 Nov 2012 12:24

Ntaksay I've had the whole office of CAs in stitches with ur joke lol

MagsB
08 Nov 2012 07:54

Morning all, this thing of Khaphela and Khethiwe is irritating, if anyone can remember the time she was in the mental institution she was praying that the baby must be Dumisane and she even wrote in her diary something like if she is 4 weeks then it is Khaphela's baby and Khaphela stole the diary and started counting down and he became happy knowing he is the father. I remember I wished Dumisane was hte father and they did the partenity tests and they came back that Khaphela is the father.

And last night he asked Khethiwe if she slept with Dumisane as if he didn't know about that already. I am so confused about all this, anyone that shares my view on this......

NonkyNonky
07 Nov 2012 12:39

Did you know that love can leave a memory that no one can steal, but then again it can also leave a pain that no one can heal. 

Good afternoon Gen family.

05415
08 Nov 2012 08:07

@MagsB Khaphela didn't know she slept with Dumisane. Patricia suspected but at that time Khaphela thought it Patricia gossiping only. And they never did a DNA test, Khethiwe yes wished that it would be Dumisani's child but she never went to find out through testing if it was. She also believed it was Khaphela's child even though she wasn't happy with it. So, she did not hide anything technically except that she never admitted sleeping with Dumisane, which she had to now.

Let's just admit that the writers didn't make this one obvious for us.

MaKhuu
08 Nov 2012 08:15

Morning guys and congrats to Barack Obama!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama called Robert Mugabe last night and here is the conversation.

Obama: hei Robert did you hear that that l was reelected again as the president

Mugabe: yeah man congatulations..good job

Obama: thanks man am so happy that l made history to be the 2nd one to run two terms

Mugabe: started laughing uncontrollably

Obama: why are you laughing man???

Mugabe: you call two terms victory please dude be serious!!!!! l have been a president for 32 years and am still going, so you 8 yrs is victory?

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 12:47

Update in short

Khetiwe told Khapela to kill Khubone for he is danger to Mpilo's life,Patrick wants to make things right with Ruby by letting her stay in that house and also to drop charges against Xolani but it wil take 3 months for the case to go bek to court so which means Xolani wil be there for the next 3 good months and Ruby says she cant visit Xolani everytime maybe once in 2 weeks but Xolani told her not to ever visit and he was angry because Ruby wants to cover her reputation,I think Xolani loves Ruby more than Ruby does.women always amaze me after all wat Xolani did to Ruby thats the way she says thank you.Continuing Zodwa was angry when she found the cheap pen she bought for Mr Nich in the dustbin,and Mr Nic told Akhona nt to throw his things even if it is cheap stuff its his and Akhona was angry.Dinewhore is feeling guilty for treating her mother the way she did and they where comforting each other with her mum.Penyo wants mamRuby to negotiate lobola he doesnt care wat Sbu and Jabulani will say all he wants is to maary Dinewhore.Dineo kicked Patrick out of her house.Thats all i can remember sorry for the late update

steffie
08 Nov 2012 08:18

Good Morning Generations Bloggers.

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 13:39

WIFE
W - wonderful
I - item
F - for
E - entertainment

HUSBAND
H - handsome
U - useful
S - smart
B - but
A - at
N - night
D - dangerous

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 13:55

@Nonky nonky powerful words indeed

zdwesha
08 Nov 2012 08:21

goood morning

im speechless
khethiwe, zodwa and mfundisi

steffie
07 Nov 2012 13:56

Hey so busy today, just popped to see what is happening in the house.

Dhee
07 Nov 2012 14:00

Some Soldiers arrested a Man for an offence of trespass and asked him to carry 1000 blocks that were kept to the other side of the road as his punishment.

The Man was about to finish moving the blocks when he saw the Soldier's boss (major general) and quickly recognised him as his former classmate.

He called the Senior officer's name and briefly explained everything to him.


The senior officer was mad and shouted at the soldiers," This Man is my friend!! You shouldn't have punished him like that!!"

He then apologised to the Man and said, "Mark, return the blocks where they were before and go home".

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 08:27

Khethiwe wrote in the diary that if she was six weeks pregnant, the baby would be Dumisani's and if she was four, then the baby would be Khaphela's, the scan showed she was four weeks pregnant and Khaphela also counted......

Manicure
07 Nov 2012 14:25

@ Dhee........ hahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, did he return them?

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 14:29

Ouch @Dhee  but the friend is not helping but worsening the punishment. Poor Mark

chockie
07 Nov 2012 14:37

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Itu.m
08 Nov 2012 08:34

Good morning family missed Gen last night again! wasn't aware it started early must catch the omnibus on sat hope am not working this weekend! Update please!

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 14:52

Mark's friend o stoutu, how can he do that to dear old Mark...hahaha! Husband should have said to the wife that since the horse he bets on is famous, it has a phone so he can keep on checking it.....lol

Chix
07 Nov 2012 14:55

OMG you guys are on FIRE 600eplies hayi I give up on y'all

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 08:41

UPDATE PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!

Btwa
07 Nov 2012 14:57

Hello Bloggers, i love the house but no one ever greets me back....here is joke

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

Btwa
07 Nov 2012 14:59

Manufactured Innocence

Q: What's the definition of innocence?

A: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 08:49

Morning Bloggers

i ddnt wtch Gen yest please help a sister with n update pls pls

Ntaksay
07 Nov 2012 15:07

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go

gegelegege
08 Nov 2012 09:08

Morning bloggers

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 15:24

hahahaha...hello Btwa, how are you? Sleeping bags for mice, tltltltltl, didn't she think the mice will collapse from all that latex smell......

What will Khethiwe gain if Khapela were to kill Khubone? Numerous visits to the prison cell with Sarah in tour if she'd even be speaking to her, doesn't she learn kante, two wrongs never make a right!!!

splembede
08 Nov 2012 09:16

@Goldi.  Mawande was feeling guilty about how he pushed Tshepo to take her offer. Chppa tried to hit on Zodwa, but she only interested in making a cake for Nicholas as an attempt to 'supposedly' help Akhona since she cant bake to save her life. Dineo broke it off with Phenyo, she was very rude to him at the office. Dr Chetty declined sbuisiso's invite to be his date at a function. Khethiwe ignored the prophet's phone calls, so he came to their house, lol she immediately shut the door when she saw that it was him but Khaphela opened it. the prophet told them that mpilo is rejected by Khaphela's ancestors because it appears that he's not one of them. Khaphela almost slapped khethiwe etc. nicholas liked the cake, zodwa wanted to tell him that she was the one wh made it but akhona stopped her. They went to their bedroom with the cake, zodwa was upset!

Itu.m
08 Nov 2012 09:22

Thanks splembede!

Kerrie
07 Nov 2012 15:35

hahaha, nice one Ntaksay, trust Bush to do that........

MagsB
07 Nov 2012 15:58

MagsB
07 Nov 2012 16:00

MagsB
07 Nov 2012 16:02

@ Ntaksay..LOL Poor Mr Bush , he thought he was going to be Clinton........

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 09:53

thanx splembede, you such a darling!

gegelegege, hi, how have you been? now my throat is cleared, just from saying your name.

Btwa
07 Nov 2012 16:05

@kerrie m fine, u knw Khetiwe wants to use Khapela to get rid of Khubone very fast b4 he finds out bout baby paternity

Goldi
07 Nov 2012 16:10

Khethiwe otlaitshola goitshola shem..bolotjana bothoma so

Locomotivious
08 Nov 2012 09:58

Morning mafamily,missed gen izolo,thnx Splembede

moon39
07 Nov 2012 16:26

Crazy Kethiwe. How can she even think taking a man's life is a solution. Life is too precious.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 10:00

ohh Tnx Splembede 

lol i dnt c Chops n Zodwa yooooo

Locomotivious
07 Nov 2012 16:47

Guddnyte guys luv u all

shadilicious
08 Nov 2012 10:31

Morning

i know this is not Dr. Phil or sis Dolly Show but .....
Can somebody pleasssse pray for me, my life is miserable. I'm 9months pregnant and my partner decided to break-up with me, out of nowhere. He says since he met me his life turned into a leaving hell ( that's the reason for him to leave). I didnt take maternity leave on the day was supposed to coz i had to keep myself busy, im trying but honestly cant cope. And i used to talk to God abt everything but now i dont even have the enegy to say a word, wish i can just write him a letter. Totally frastrated, lost and miserable

splembede
07 Nov 2012 20:43

is something gonna happen between mawande and sbusiso??? thought the ". . .consumed by guilt" would be refering to it and not the Tshepo storyline.

Mimibob
07 Nov 2012 21:46

Sqephu, lol @ 3 twins, they are called triplets luv.. Third "twin" o batla thupa.. Thanx for the update Loco, you are a darling. Didn't watch today as well, update anyone?... Btwa, hello sweetheart.

Ntaksay
08 Nov 2012 10:47

That's hectic Shadalicious,  remember no elephant finds its own trunk heavy and everything happens for a reason and God will never give you a load that's too heavy for you to carry. Try to change your situation into something positive, you are going to have a baby and that is the most precious gift anyone could ever ask for. I can imagine how hard this is but stay strong for the sake of the baby, maybe you partner was going to be abusive towards you and the baby and God is saving you from that.  You will be fine, just tell your that this is another experience of life and you will get throught it. But please dont give up on God he can see you now regain that energy and start praying. Just show your partner that your life does not revolve around him, you are capable of doing things on you own and take good care of your baby.

GOOD LUCK
Gen Family loves you and pray for you.

RainPrincess
08 Nov 2012 05:31

Mimibob Itu promised to update today. Btwa askies for the negligence, please don't consult social workers, all shall be fixed xxx. Good morning bo other lovies, can't mention y'all by names, le dhadhe. Le be le lejaji le lebotse nkhere? Ke tlo le bona thapama.

Riyat
08 Nov 2012 10:51

Hows everyone. Will definately miss todays episode. My son has been admitted in the hospital.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 07:47

yhoo, i thought i was an early blogger, RainPrincess, you outdid me!

somebody update please, forgot Gen was at & last night!

morning guys.

MagsB
08 Nov 2012 07:54

Morning all, this thing of Khaphela and Khethiwe is irritating, if anyone can remember the time she was in the mental institution she was praying that the baby must be Dumisane and she even wrote in her diary something like if she is 4 weeks then it is Khaphela's baby and Khaphela stole the diary and started counting down and he became happy knowing he is the father. I remember I wished Dumisane was hte father and they did the partenity tests and they came back that Khaphela is the father.

And last night he asked Khethiwe if she slept with Dumisane as if he didn't know about that already. I am so confused about all this, anyone that shares my view on this......

05415
08 Nov 2012 08:07

@MagsB Khaphela didn't know she slept with Dumisane. Patricia suspected but at that time Khaphela thought it Patricia gossiping only. And they never did a DNA test, Khethiwe yes wished that it would be Dumisani's child but she never went to find out through testing if it was. She also believed it was Khaphela's child even though she wasn't happy with it. So, she did not hide anything technically except that she never admitted sleeping with Dumisane, which she had to now.

Let's just admit that the writers didn't make this one obvious for us.

MaKhuu
08 Nov 2012 08:15

Morning guys and congrats to Barack Obama!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama called Robert Mugabe last night and here is the conversation.

Obama: hei Robert did you hear that that l was reelected again as the president

Mugabe: yeah man congatulations..good job

Obama: thanks man am so happy that l made history to be the 2nd one to run two terms

Mugabe: started laughing uncontrollably

Obama: why are you laughing man???

Mugabe: you call two terms victory please dude be serious!!!!! l have been a president for 32 years and am still going, so you 8 yrs is victory?

steffie
08 Nov 2012 08:18

Good Morning Generations Bloggers.

zdwesha
08 Nov 2012 08:21

goood morning

im speechless
khethiwe, zodwa and mfundisi

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 08:27

Khethiwe wrote in the diary that if she was six weeks pregnant, the baby would be Dumisani's and if she was four, then the baby would be Khaphela's, the scan showed she was four weeks pregnant and Khaphela also counted......

Itu.m
08 Nov 2012 08:34

Good morning family missed Gen last night again! wasn't aware it started early must catch the omnibus on sat hope am not working this weekend! Update please!

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 08:41

UPDATE PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 08:49

Morning Bloggers

i ddnt wtch Gen yest please help a sister with n update pls pls

zdwesha
08 Nov 2012 11:05

shadilicious sorry sisi but keep on praying even if u say thank god for this day u will c it will get better day by day

let me tell u my story i got pregnant while i was doing my matric, i was with this guy for 2 years but i told him i was pregnant he neva came back to me i saw him everyday bt he pretended as if he doesnt knw me, while i was six months i lost my mother all i was thinking was to kill myself, i couldnt take it anymore matric,being dumped,pregnancy and losing a parent shooo it was too much when i was 8 monts i got myself a boyfrnd but the fada of my child tried to break us apart claiming i was his gf but we neva broke up. that guy helped me a lot to deal with things he told me to pray everyday that same month i gave birth to a prematured baby boy. when i saw his tiny little face i knew that moment he is my reason to live. 

i forgot about his fada i went to prayers with my bf and i passed my matric with exemption. life went on until i broke up with this guy this year dew to lack of communication and the fada of my baby came to me after my break up asking if we can get back together and i told him i dont need him bt my son needs him he vanished to a thin air. my son is 8 years old and we r so happy.


what im trying to say it hurts at the begining but it makes u strong. when that child arrives on earth nothing else will eva matter that your baby,s wellbeing. keep praying sista

gegelegege
08 Nov 2012 09:08

Morning bloggers

splembede
08 Nov 2012 09:16

@Goldi.  Mawande was feeling guilty about how he pushed Tshepo to take her offer. Chppa tried to hit on Zodwa, but she only interested in making a cake for Nicholas as an attempt to 'supposedly' help Akhona since she cant bake to save her life. Dineo broke it off with Phenyo, she was very rude to him at the office. Dr Chetty declined sbuisiso's invite to be his date at a function. Khethiwe ignored the prophet's phone calls, so he came to their house, lol she immediately shut the door when she saw that it was him but Khaphela opened it. the prophet told them that mpilo is rejected by Khaphela's ancestors because it appears that he's not one of them. Khaphela almost slapped khethiwe etc. nicholas liked the cake, zodwa wanted to tell him that she was the one wh made it but akhona stopped her. They went to their bedroom with the cake, zodwa was upset!

Itu.m
08 Nov 2012 09:22

Thanks splembede!

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 11:05

Shadilicious swidy, can't say i know what you going through cos i've never been there but it must be really hard on you. Just say to God, "Thank you for giving me this precious gift, the child" cos that child is going to bring you utmost happiness, s/he will make you forget about the pain you've passed through. Like Ntaksay said, God won't give you a load you can't carry, he has something good in store for you, just thank him for being your saviour.
It probably is a blessing in disguise that your partner is not in your life anymore, concentrate on your health and that of your child and worry about the rest later!
We'll keep you in our prayers and you have our love.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 11:12

yhoo, you've been through a lot zdwesha, sorry to hear about that, just glad you survived it, big ups to you my sister, i really salute you!

Riyat, hope your bope gets well soon, give him lotsa hugs with love from the Gen house!

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 09:53

thanx splembede, you such a darling!

gegelegege, hi, how have you been? now my throat is cleared, just from saying your name.

Locomotivious
08 Nov 2012 09:58

Morning mafamily,missed gen izolo,thnx Splembede

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 11:14

Ohhh Shadalicious dat's hectice gal *bighug* 

ur "man" he's such a coward he's running away 4rm he's responsibility but u knw wat gal God loves n he's with u every step of da way i knw its easire said dan done bt pls dnt stress urself too much think abt da lil bundle of joy u carrying inside, dat's da most precious gift 4rm God n u knw sometimes when God sees a toxic acid in ur life he removes it fast so dat u dnt have to suffer it might seem like it nw bt jst take it as a test God will never leave nor forsake u he loves u too much, no one deserves to be unhappy, kip ur head high shoulders up n move on gather s much strengh s u can n for da baby 

God is jst tasting ur FAITH he was 2 c hw much du u Believe in him Prayer is da onli weapon gal here's something to read it daz help me wen i go thru such Isaiah 41 vrs 10 to 12 

Wishing all the best, this is da new beggining for u 

much love take care

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 10:00

ohh Tnx Splembede 

lol i dnt c Chops n Zodwa yooooo

shadilicious
08 Nov 2012 10:31

Morning

i know this is not Dr. Phil or sis Dolly Show but .....
Can somebody pleasssse pray for me, my life is miserable. I'm 9months pregnant and my partner decided to break-up with me, out of nowhere. He says since he met me his life turned into a leaving hell ( that's the reason for him to leave). I didnt take maternity leave on the day was supposed to coz i had to keep myself busy, im trying but honestly cant cope. And i used to talk to God abt everything but now i dont even have the enegy to say a word, wish i can just write him a letter. Totally frastrated, lost and miserable

Ntaksay
08 Nov 2012 10:47

That's hectic Shadalicious,  remember no elephant finds its own trunk heavy and everything happens for a reason and God will never give you a load that's too heavy for you to carry. Try to change your situation into something positive, you are going to have a baby and that is the most precious gift anyone could ever ask for. I can imagine how hard this is but stay strong for the sake of the baby, maybe you partner was going to be abusive towards you and the baby and God is saving you from that.  You will be fine, just tell your that this is another experience of life and you will get throught it. But please dont give up on God he can see you now regain that energy and start praying. Just show your partner that your life does not revolve around him, you are capable of doing things on you own and take good care of your baby.

GOOD LUCK
Gen Family loves you and pray for you.

Riyat
08 Nov 2012 10:51

Hows everyone. Will definately miss todays episode. My son has been admitted in the hospital.

Itu.m
08 Nov 2012 11:14

Shadalicious I feel you my sister! 11yrs ago I was also in the same situation I fell prggies and dumped back then I thought that was the worst thing that could happen to me and I was only 16yrs at the time but today I know that it wasn't the worst but the best thing I had to grow up and be responsible very quickly for my baby and focus all my energy to her and forgot about the drama having a baby is the best gift God has given us and I believe everything happens for a reason God will never give you a load that's too heavy for you to carry so stay strong my dear!

zdwesha
08 Nov 2012 11:05

shadilicious sorry sisi but keep on praying even if u say thank god for this day u will c it will get better day by day

let me tell u my story i got pregnant while i was doing my matric, i was with this guy for 2 years but i told him i was pregnant he neva came back to me i saw him everyday bt he pretended as if he doesnt knw me, while i was six months i lost my mother all i was thinking was to kill myself, i couldnt take it anymore matric,being dumped,pregnancy and losing a parent shooo it was too much when i was 8 monts i got myself a boyfrnd but the fada of my child tried to break us apart claiming i was his gf but we neva broke up. that guy helped me a lot to deal with things he told me to pray everyday that same month i gave birth to a prematured baby boy. when i saw his tiny little face i knew that moment he is my reason to live. 

i forgot about his fada i went to prayers with my bf and i passed my matric with exemption. life went on until i broke up with this guy this year dew to lack of communication and the fada of my baby came to me after my break up asking if we can get back together and i told him i dont need him bt my son needs him he vanished to a thin air. my son is 8 years old and we r so happy.


what im trying to say it hurts at the begining but it makes u strong. when that child arrives on earth nothing else will eva matter that your baby,s wellbeing. keep praying sista

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 11:05

Shadilicious swidy, can't say i know what you going through cos i've never been there but it must be really hard on you. Just say to God, "Thank you for giving me this precious gift, the child" cos that child is going to bring you utmost happiness, s/he will make you forget about the pain you've passed through. Like Ntaksay said, God won't give you a load you can't carry, he has something good in store for you, just thank him for being your saviour.
It probably is a blessing in disguise that your partner is not in your life anymore, concentrate on your health and that of your child and worry about the rest later!
We'll keep you in our prayers and you have our love.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 11:12

yhoo, you've been through a lot zdwesha, sorry to hear about that, just glad you survived it, big ups to you my sister, i really salute you!

Riyat, hope your bope gets well soon, give him lotsa hugs with love from the Gen house!

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 11:14

Ohhh Shadalicious dat's hectice gal *bighug* 

ur "man" he's such a coward he's running away 4rm he's responsibility but u knw wat gal God loves n he's with u every step of da way i knw its easire said dan done bt pls dnt stress urself too much think abt da lil bundle of joy u carrying inside, dat's da most precious gift 4rm God n u knw sometimes when God sees a toxic acid in ur life he removes it fast so dat u dnt have to suffer it might seem like it nw bt jst take it as a test God will never leave nor forsake u he loves u too much, no one deserves to be unhappy, kip ur head high shoulders up n move on gather s much strengh s u can n for da baby 

God is jst tasting ur FAITH he was 2 c hw much du u Believe in him Prayer is da onli weapon gal here's something to read it daz help me wen i go thru such Isaiah 41 vrs 10 to 12 

Wishing all the best, this is da new beggining for u 

much love take care

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 11:19

Zdwesha modimo ophala baloi eish banna y mara bale so 

what doesnt kill onli makes u stronger we r stronger dan we think jst hang in there sisers nna dnt even wana think abt wat i went thru with ma sencond child makes me :( 

Riyat askies tlhe afole ngwana ka mosa le mohau otla ba sharp *hug*

Itu.m
08 Nov 2012 11:14

Shadalicious I feel you my sister! 11yrs ago I was also in the same situation I fell prggies and dumped back then I thought that was the worst thing that could happen to me and I was only 16yrs at the time but today I know that it wasn't the worst but the best thing I had to grow up and be responsible very quickly for my baby and focus all my energy to her and forgot about the drama having a baby is the best gift God has given us and I believe everything happens for a reason God will never give you a load that's too heavy for you to carry so stay strong my dear!

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 11:19

Zdwesha modimo ophala baloi eish banna y mara bale so 

what doesnt kill onli makes u stronger we r stronger dan we think jst hang in there sisers nna dnt even wana think abt wat i went thru with ma sencond child makes me :( 

Riyat askies tlhe afole ngwana ka mosa le mohau otla ba sharp *hug*

chockie
08 Nov 2012 11:38

SHAD, THIS IS THE TIME TO SHOW GOD THAT HE IS YOUR FATHER. ALL THE TIMES WHEN YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR BABY YOU WERE JUS TELLING YOURSELF THAT HIS FATHER IS THERE HE WILL SEE WHAT TO DO.  NOW MY SISTER TURN TO GOD HE WILL SEE YOU THRU. JUS REMEMBER PSALM 27 VS 10, IT SAYS WHEN MY MOTHER & MY FATHER FORSAKE ME, THE LORD WILL TAKE ME UP. THE MINUTE YOUR BOYFRIEND SUGGESTED TO PART WAYS THE LORD TOOK YOU UP. JUS SING 'ALL IS WELL IN MY SOUL'. JUS THANK THE LORD FOR WHAT YOU ARE GOING THRU. PRAY UNTO HIM ALWAYS HE WILL ANSWER, HE PROMISED US THAT, GO TO (JEREMIAH 33 VS 3)

WE ALL LOVE YOU.

chockie
08 Nov 2012 11:38

SHAD, THIS IS THE TIME TO SHOW GOD THAT HE IS YOUR FATHER. ALL THE TIMES WHEN YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR BABY YOU WERE JUS TELLING YOURSELF THAT HIS FATHER IS THERE HE WILL SEE WHAT TO DO.  NOW MY SISTER TURN TO GOD HE WILL SEE YOU THRU. JUS REMEMBER PSALM 27 VS 10, IT SAYS WHEN MY MOTHER & MY FATHER FORSAKE ME, THE LORD WILL TAKE ME UP. THE MINUTE YOUR BOYFRIEND SUGGESTED TO PART WAYS THE LORD TOOK YOU UP. JUS SING 'ALL IS WELL IN MY SOUL'. JUS THANK THE LORD FOR WHAT YOU ARE GOING THRU. PRAY UNTO HIM ALWAYS HE WILL ANSWER, HE PROMISED US THAT, GO TO (JEREMIAH 33 VS 3)

WE ALL LOVE YOU.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 11:58

lol y r u shouting Chockie?

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 11:59

Hello Friends
Ths blog is a serious one, it started at 0531 i shud pull up my socks

Generations is starting lies now, we were convinced its Khapela's child now that we know he is leaving they change stories bout his son aeekhona!!

Locomotivious
08 Nov 2012 12:02

Shadalicious i feel 4 u gal but the living God is by your side for he says fear not.Just be strong for the little Nunuza.It shall come to pass dear in the blink of an eye.

We are with you in prayers .

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 11:58

lol y r u shouting Chockie?

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 11:59

Hello Friends
Ths blog is a serious one, it started at 0531 i shud pull up my socks

Generations is starting lies now, we were convinced its Khapela's child now that we know he is leaving they change stories bout his son aeekhona!!

Mimibob
08 Nov 2012 12:15

Gen family is just the best. Reading your comments to Zdwesha and I'm just touched. Just know that nothing can ever separate you from the love of God. The pain you are going through is only for a moment. When we are at our lowest, God takes over.. 2 Cor 12:9-10 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me. 10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.

Locomotivious
08 Nov 2012 12:02

Shadalicious i feel 4 u gal but the living God is by your side for he says fear not.Just be strong for the little Nunuza.It shall come to pass dear in the blink of an eye.

We are with you in prayers .

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 12:22


An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 12:25

kwaaaaaaaaaaaa nyc 1 Btwa

sisila
08 Nov 2012 12:25

When I passed my matric my father chased me and my mother and my brother out of the house we left with just few clothes my mom didn't have the money to take me to tertiary but she told me even if she dies trying she make sure i do go. She used to attend whole night prayers and all she prayed for was for me and my brother for God to help us make it in life and get the education we deserve.to cut the story short today both me and my brother graduated i am working my brother owns his own business even the loans we used to help us finish our studies are fully paid up. only last year december when i bought my second car and a house my father came back to ask me what do i think he eats that im busy changing cars and not surporting him. my answer was ok i will surport you when my heart is ready to do so. so Shadi dont give up on prayer God helped me through my mothers prayer and today i have no enough words to thank her for giving me to God and giving me a father(God) that helped me in more than just financially but emotionally as well today i am a God fearing young woman and also very active in sharing the word to others about His power.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 12:27

You guys are soul-soothers, you very kind and not judgemental! A good family indeed, keep it up!

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 12:45

wow, Sisila, that's touching! You guys have been through hell, we all have, atleast we talking about it and we do feel better after sharing it with others, a weight lifted off our shoulders......

BigMama
08 Nov 2012 12:47

@sisila, if you are a God fearing woman.....

Mat 18:21-27 ...... Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times. "Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. As he began the settlement, a man who owed him ten thousand talents was brought to him. Since he was not able to pay, the master ordered that he and his wife and his children and all that he had be sold to repay the debt. "The servant fell on his knees before him. 'Be patient with me,' he begged, 'and I will pay back everything.' The servant's master took pity on him, cancelled the debt and let him go."

Your earthly father deserve's it, let go of what he did to your family and help him out if he needs help... Forgive him and keep on being the woman of God...

Mimibob
08 Nov 2012 12:15

Gen family is just the best. Reading your comments to Zdwesha and I'm just touched. Just know that nothing can ever separate you from the love of God. The pain you are going through is only for a moment. When we are at our lowest, God takes over.. 2 Cor 12:9-10 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me. 10 Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 12:55


A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 12:22


An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 13:04

"I forgive you" is another Cliche like "I love you". As much as we want to forgive its not always easy, its a process and it can be long. Of late people seem to be ashamed to say i'vnt forgiven so&so for this. Sometimes we dont forgive people not because we dont want to but because its hard. In God nothin is impossible and i think thats where we need to confess our true feelings kneel down and pray about.

steffie
08 Nov 2012 13:07

I am humbled and count myself blessed to belong to this Generations Family. Your comments are so tragic but encouraging in so many ways. 

@Shadilicious as they have already said others that God can give you a load that you can't carry, that is so much true.
This is the right time for you to call upon His name and see if He does not strenghen you and bless you so abundantly that  you really see the Mighty God you serve.

We will pray for you and with you, hang in thee, it is not the end of the world. I'm sure you have so much to be grateful for other than crying over your lost boyfriend. He is just a coward who is afraid of commitment and responsibilities.

 Don't even hold a grudge over him not even worth it. Pour your heart to God and he will uplift you load and give you the happiness that you deserve with your child.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 13:09

hahaha, nice one Btwa....

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 12:25

kwaaaaaaaaaaaa nyc 1 Btwa

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 13:13

Pray about it. Meant to say

sisila
08 Nov 2012 12:25

When I passed my matric my father chased me and my mother and my brother out of the house we left with just few clothes my mom didn't have the money to take me to tertiary but she told me even if she dies trying she make sure i do go. She used to attend whole night prayers and all she prayed for was for me and my brother for God to help us make it in life and get the education we deserve.to cut the story short today both me and my brother graduated i am working my brother owns his own business even the loans we used to help us finish our studies are fully paid up. only last year december when i bought my second car and a house my father came back to ask me what do i think he eats that im busy changing cars and not surporting him. my answer was ok i will surport you when my heart is ready to do so. so Shadi dont give up on prayer God helped me through my mothers prayer and today i have no enough words to thank her for giving me to God and giving me a father(God) that helped me in more than just financially but emotionally as well today i am a God fearing young woman and also very active in sharing the word to others about His power.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 13:16

ohhh gosh Btwa her mouth was full of SPERM *eyeswideopen* sies

Mrs Chix
08 Nov 2012 13:18

@Shad, I know you feel hurt, betrayed and all. But one thing for sure you are better off without him. Pray and stay strong, that child is a blessing.

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 13:18

Sisila dear you'l be fine. Forgive your Pa while's still alive to avoid more complications. Tell him Off first if you have to.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 12:27

You guys are soul-soothers, you very kind and not judgemental! A good family indeed, keep it up!

kioramada
08 Nov 2012 14:10

been a silent bogger for a while.....but you guys are the best. your comments to Zdwesha..double Wow....keep it up guys

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 14:40

Friends am coming back only on Monday afta today and will be back to be a serious blogger.

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

sisila
08 Nov 2012 14:53

Thank you family. I know the bible i read it every day i pray every day but one thing i also pray for is for me and my father to have a father/daughter relationship but its hard and i have not given up hope yet. Before my father chased out we used to a loving relationship he used to go with me wherever he went until i was old enough to understand what was happening he started cheating and i happened to see him with his mistress and i kept it from my mom up until he started to beat my mom infront of me then i told my mom i dont want her see her die if we can lets leave, so in one of their fights she said those words to him and he hated me from that day made my life a living up to that day we left i was shuttered i tried killing myself but failed then i accepted christ then my life changed. When i started working i went back to my father apologised help him finish building his house,bought him clothes he was ok with me for few months but then went back to his hatred when my mom refused to go back to him. so up to today he stil says im the cause of their divorce because my mother wouldn't have gone through with it if i was not there. When my brother needs his help he comes but when its me he doesn't so my family please tell me what am i to do because i cant change the past but at the same time i cant force my dad to love me and treat me like one of his kids. as to support him he doesnt need the money he just feel want me to pay him for the money he spent on me while growing up.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 12:45

wow, Sisila, that's touching! You guys have been through hell, we all have, atleast we talking about it and we do feel better after sharing it with others, a weight lifted off our shoulders......

sisila
08 Nov 2012 14:58

sorry for  missing some words im writing from the heart.

caro
08 Nov 2012 15:04

@shad gal no mountain is too high to climb, no river is too wide to cross, by sharing your story i can sense healing, you will pulll through, i know you will, 

i cnt say i know how you feel bt i can imagine the thought of not wanting to be alone at home GO HOME AND LOOK AT YOURSELF IN MIRROR, THE REFLECTION LOOKING BACK AT YOU IS GOD'S IMAGE, HE LEAVES IN YOU, HE WILL MAKE YOU STRONG, HE LOVES YOU,HE CARES DEEPLY.... HIS LOVE IS ENDLESS, 

PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND THE LITTLE ONE, WE WILL ALL PRAY FOR YOU.

UPDATE US TOMOROW ON HOW YOU FEEL, BUT I KNOW ALL THIS POWERFUL COMMENTS FROM THESE POWERFULLL WOMEN WILL DO WONDERS TO YOUR LIFE... DONT DISPAIR..


WE LOVE YOU GAL...

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 15:08

Your father is clearly blaming you for his mistakes. He needs to be responsible. Pity we dont choose our family. Do best you can, he'l come around.

BigMama
08 Nov 2012 12:47

@sisila, if you are a God fearing woman.....

Mat 18:21-27 ...... Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times. "Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. As he began the settlement, a man who owed him ten thousand talents was brought to him. Since he was not able to pay, the master ordered that he and his wife and his children and all that he had be sold to repay the debt. "The servant fell on his knees before him. 'Be patient with me,' he begged, 'and I will pay back everything.' The servant's master took pity on him, cancelled the debt and let him go."

Your earthly father deserve's it, let go of what he did to your family and help him out if he needs help... Forgive him and keep on being the woman of God...

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 15:10

Its not your fault tht divorce happened, he committed adultry himself not u, he destructed his image as a family leader by th beatings infront of kids for that matter...u cud be feeling guilty today if u didnt say anything blieve me, be positive in your life dnt let negative people bring u down, when u are stuck in the past that is hurtful u are not giving God a chance to use u for good purposes he created u for.  Dnt be puppae (not sure of spelling) like him, u are a butterfly that is struggling to fly becoz u are still thinking of puppae stage.

I have a terrible past also Sisila i didnt want to say anything rather put jokes but i feel i have to write somethin for u bcoz am healed, u will too.

caro
08 Nov 2012 15:27

@sisila 
i feel you gal, my parents seperated in 1996 and i was still a little gal then, growing up was not easy, we stayed in one roomed house with my mother and sister & two twin brothers, it was hectic, my father was not there for us , my other had to supprt us from the little she had, by then she was still working for water affairs,

i remember one day i got cross and walked to my father's place( more than 10 km) from where we were staying. i didnt have shoes to go to school. i got there to find his wife, she pretended to care and when my father arived he said he does not know me, i asked him if he remember my name , he started counting our names and i told him who i am..... i have neva cried like that in my entire life...he didnt even give me money to go back home, i had to walk again,
 in 2010 my grandmother passed away, me and my sister went to the funeral, upon returning from the cemetry he was introduced to us by some of the relatives, he did not even recognise any of us, neither did he even try to find out how we r doing. recently, he passed away, i was notified by a 13 yr old(my cousin) telephonically while i was busy eating, i couldnt believe the nerve of that family, he was my father after all,

in our culture if the parents seperated, shoul the father pass on , the family must send elders to fetch the kids( the want them present at the funeral) we waited until the day of the burial to no avail, we did not bury our dad, it hurts sometimes but life goes on, 

to my frnds out there if you still have the time make amends with whoever wronged you..... i tried..( crying)

caro
08 Nov 2012 15:32

(thats if they want them at the funeral) i meant to say

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 12:55


A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 15:43

*tearyeyes* very sad indeed Caro Eish such is life i tell u here's a warm hug 4rm da Gen Family

Maqinase
08 Nov 2012 15:46

Yho guys you are a real family, may be some of you dont know me. I've introduced myself but never welcomed in this blog but welcomed to others,but I understand it was not done purposely it just became hectic. I wish we can open another blog where we can offload to each other...i support yenu ingumangaliso I'm sooo touched.

@Shadi put all your faith and trust in God everything will fall into places you'll see *warm hug*

  

Zeegy
08 Nov 2012 15:48

Shoooo
Guys you've been thru a lot
But wit God nothing is imporsible.

Im touched, you guys are strong and have hearts.
@Shadi this is not the end of the road for you, it is a difficult situation but you shall overcome.

Life

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 13:04

"I forgive you" is another Cliche like "I love you". As much as we want to forgive its not always easy, its a process and it can be long. Of late people seem to be ashamed to say i'vnt forgiven so&so for this. Sometimes we dont forgive people not because we dont want to but because its hard. In God nothin is impossible and i think thats where we need to confess our true feelings kneel down and pray about.

moon39
08 Nov 2012 15:57

Kethiwe Kethiwe come to your senses. You are full of blood blood

steffie
08 Nov 2012 13:07

I am humbled and count myself blessed to belong to this Generations Family. Your comments are so tragic but encouraging in so many ways. 

@Shadilicious as they have already said others that God can give you a load that you can't carry, that is so much true.
This is the right time for you to call upon His name and see if He does not strenghen you and bless you so abundantly that  you really see the Mighty God you serve.

We will pray for you and with you, hang in thee, it is not the end of the world. I'm sure you have so much to be grateful for other than crying over your lost boyfriend. He is just a coward who is afraid of commitment and responsibilities.

 Don't even hold a grudge over him not even worth it. Pour your heart to God and he will uplift you load and give you the happiness that you deserve with your child.

Maqinase
08 Nov 2012 16:01

Here's another *warm hug* for Caro with love. Its good to accept sisi so that you can be able to move on

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 13:09

hahaha, nice one Btwa....

Zeegy
08 Nov 2012 16:04

@ Sisila you must neva allow your father to say it was your fault , you neva sent him to cheat, he is your father but he's go a nerve, its all his fault he must just accept it. haaaa.

@ Caro tough dear but families have their agenda's they should have notified you though except maybe they did not need you there

Goodby Gen family
Its raining in Nelspruit and very cold

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 13:13

Pray about it. Meant to say

steffie
08 Nov 2012 16:10

@ Maqinase Welcome dear! 

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 13:16

ohhh gosh Btwa her mouth was full of SPERM *eyeswideopen* sies

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 16:14

@Maqinase feel at home already

Mrs Chix
08 Nov 2012 13:18

@Shad, I know you feel hurt, betrayed and all. But one thing for sure you are better off without him. Pray and stay strong, that child is a blessing.

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 13:18

Sisila dear you'l be fine. Forgive your Pa while's still alive to avoid more complications. Tell him Off first if you have to.

steffie
08 Nov 2012 16:19

Caro that is hectic but we don't choose family, you are not alone. Many of us have unresolved issues with some of our family members dead and alive.

Maqinase
08 Nov 2012 16:24

Thank you guys.

Am out of here, will meet @ 8:00 kwa Ruby's...Enjoy your evening

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 16:32

it was not on purpose that we didn't welcome you properly Maqinase, you know this house has got different emotions, sometimes very cheery, sometimes sad like today, with some soothing words that lead to healing eventually though! Welcome to the house my dear, feel free.

chockie
08 Nov 2012 16:35

Guys we are ril a family.  let me tell you my story. I was born on 1981. My father & mother separated around 82-83. Around 83-84 my mother got married again, she left me with my granny. jus imagine in situation like this, my granny was old she was not working i have to go to school. My father never came back to check on me, my mother concentrated on her new marriage. Forgot to tell you i am a zimbabwean. So you can imagine the situation in zimbabwe. I spent the whole primary eduaction without uniform, shoes etc. at times i used to cry asking God that 'What wrong have i done to go thru this' in short i grew up like an orphan. i proceded to high school it was the same story. one of my aunt took me to the university where i did the accounting, unfortunately she passed away the year i graduated. three years ago thus when i started to see my parents coming to visit me at work. i forgave them, but when they wanted money  i used to tell them point blank that the money i have is to support my granny. then last year i when i was about to get married my granny passed away, i took a loan from work enough to cover all the funeral expenses. when the time for lobola negotiations came half of the money went towards the funeral loan, other half was shared between dad & mum.

tomorow good people

kioramada
08 Nov 2012 14:10

been a silent bogger for a while.....but you guys are the best. your comments to Zdwesha..double Wow....keep it up guys

goldie
08 Nov 2012 16:43

YOH THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE TODAY!

@Sisila, I have been through that my dear and I can ASSURE you that forgiving him, you will be setting your soul and spirit free do it for yourself. Unlike you though, I neva succumed to his blackmail about making me feel bad, I refused the first time he asked me for money to go to to my graduation or else he wont go and I told him you left a long time ago anyway, and that said it all, he used to tell me how much i hated him (he paseed on already) and I simply smiled and told him i would never hate you even if you pay me, BUT I HATE THE WAY YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR FAMILY, he never said anything after that and though he was not living with us, i told him those that you are with will never burry(spellin) you, do me a favor and tell them to tell us where to collect your corpse when u die cos they are all gonna desert you, and it happend like that, gave him a respectable burial and nobody could believe it, we just told them he was still our father, we dont why he did what he did but it was all GOD'S PLAN, maybe if he didn't leave we wouldn't have known how wonderful and faithful GOD is cos he saw us through and he still is the center of my life. We reunited with my father 2 months before he passed on and he even gave me start-up money for my bussiness and he was so proud he even changed his will to leave me and my sisters something atleast, though we were not yet there, he died a happy man and the memories we have of him are the best cos GOD showed us his side of him that we thought it was long gone that he never cared for us, knowing that he did was all we wanted to know and the rest is history!

@Shaddy, GOD shpws his strength when we are weak so we could praise him and know he is the God that deliverd Israel from Egypt with his MIGHTY HAND, hang in ther and NEVER STOP BELIEVING HAVE FAITH!

Locomotivious
08 Nov 2012 16:45

Maqinase welcome again.so sad stories mine is a long one,dnt want to get into it coz am past it.I just thank God the almighty .Will share it one day wen am nt at work coz i wil end up crying like i dnt know .

Anyway Gudnyte bangani see u tomorrow by the will of God.

Luv u all

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 14:40

Friends am coming back only on Monday afta today and will be back to be a serious blogger.

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 17:10

I love ma Gen Family *cybergug*

sisila
08 Nov 2012 14:53

Thank you family. I know the bible i read it every day i pray every day but one thing i also pray for is for me and my father to have a father/daughter relationship but its hard and i have not given up hope yet. Before my father chased out we used to a loving relationship he used to go with me wherever he went until i was old enough to understand what was happening he started cheating and i happened to see him with his mistress and i kept it from my mom up until he started to beat my mom infront of me then i told my mom i dont want her see her die if we can lets leave, so in one of their fights she said those words to him and he hated me from that day made my life a living up to that day we left i was shuttered i tried killing myself but failed then i accepted christ then my life changed. When i started working i went back to my father apologised help him finish building his house,bought him clothes he was ok with me for few months but then went back to his hatred when my mom refused to go back to him. so up to today he stil says im the cause of their divorce because my mother wouldn't have gone through with it if i was not there. When my brother needs his help he comes but when its me he doesn't so my family please tell me what am i to do because i cant change the past but at the same time i cant force my dad to love me and treat me like one of his kids. as to support him he doesnt need the money he just feel want me to pay him for the money he spent on me while growing up.

sisila
08 Nov 2012 14:58

sorry for  missing some words im writing from the heart.

caro
08 Nov 2012 15:04

@shad gal no mountain is too high to climb, no river is too wide to cross, by sharing your story i can sense healing, you will pulll through, i know you will, 

i cnt say i know how you feel bt i can imagine the thought of not wanting to be alone at home GO HOME AND LOOK AT YOURSELF IN MIRROR, THE REFLECTION LOOKING BACK AT YOU IS GOD'S IMAGE, HE LEAVES IN YOU, HE WILL MAKE YOU STRONG, HE LOVES YOU,HE CARES DEEPLY.... HIS LOVE IS ENDLESS, 

PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND THE LITTLE ONE, WE WILL ALL PRAY FOR YOU.

UPDATE US TOMOROW ON HOW YOU FEEL, BUT I KNOW ALL THIS POWERFUL COMMENTS FROM THESE POWERFULLL WOMEN WILL DO WONDERS TO YOUR LIFE... DONT DISPAIR..


WE LOVE YOU GAL...

Kandyfloss
08 Nov 2012 15:08

Your father is clearly blaming you for his mistakes. He needs to be responsible. Pity we dont choose our family. Do best you can, he'l come around.

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 15:10

Its not your fault tht divorce happened, he committed adultry himself not u, he destructed his image as a family leader by th beatings infront of kids for that matter...u cud be feeling guilty today if u didnt say anything blieve me, be positive in your life dnt let negative people bring u down, when u are stuck in the past that is hurtful u are not giving God a chance to use u for good purposes he created u for.  Dnt be puppae (not sure of spelling) like him, u are a butterfly that is struggling to fly becoz u are still thinking of puppae stage.

I have a terrible past also Sisila i didnt want to say anything rather put jokes but i feel i have to write somethin for u bcoz am healed, u will too.

caro
08 Nov 2012 15:27

@sisila 
i feel you gal, my parents seperated in 1996 and i was still a little gal then, growing up was not easy, we stayed in one roomed house with my mother and sister & two twin brothers, it was hectic, my father was not there for us , my other had to supprt us from the little she had, by then she was still working for water affairs,

i remember one day i got cross and walked to my father's place( more than 10 km) from where we were staying. i didnt have shoes to go to school. i got there to find his wife, she pretended to care and when my father arived he said he does not know me, i asked him if he remember my name , he started counting our names and i told him who i am..... i have neva cried like that in my entire life...he didnt even give me money to go back home, i had to walk again,
 in 2010 my grandmother passed away, me and my sister went to the funeral, upon returning from the cemetry he was introduced to us by some of the relatives, he did not even recognise any of us, neither did he even try to find out how we r doing. recently, he passed away, i was notified by a 13 yr old(my cousin) telephonically while i was busy eating, i couldnt believe the nerve of that family, he was my father after all,

in our culture if the parents seperated, shoul the father pass on , the family must send elders to fetch the kids( the want them present at the funeral) we waited until the day of the burial to no avail, we did not bury our dad, it hurts sometimes but life goes on, 

to my frnds out there if you still have the time make amends with whoever wronged you..... i tried..( crying)

caro
08 Nov 2012 15:32

(thats if they want them at the funeral) i meant to say

RainPrincess
08 Nov 2012 19:43

Askies Shady and Ryat

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 15:43

*tearyeyes* very sad indeed Caro Eish such is life i tell u here's a warm hug 4rm da Gen Family

Tzo mthunzi
08 Nov 2012 19:59

Hellow guyz iv bin silently bloging,guyz askis 4dat,bt surely u guyz a jst sumting else,url a 2geda in pain laughter ,hapiness tears evryting n m luvin t.big up 2 u ladies 4 last months mission 4 sbusiso,n big up 4 dis months comment,niqopa umlando. Luv u guyz so very much.make da house hot.n no more silence bloggin 4me ,m missin out on so much. T GEN TYM 4RM ME 2 URL ,T AFTA HOURS, i wnt 2 update dose ho wont watch 2moro lol :)

Maqinase
08 Nov 2012 15:46

Yho guys you are a real family, may be some of you dont know me. I've introduced myself but never welcomed in this blog but welcomed to others,but I understand it was not done purposely it just became hectic. I wish we can open another blog where we can offload to each other...i support yenu ingumangaliso I'm sooo touched.

@Shadi put all your faith and trust in God everything will fall into places you'll see *warm hug*

  

Tzo mthunzi
08 Nov 2012 20:01

Hellow guyz iv bin silently bloging,guyz askis 4dat,bt surely u guyz a jst sumting else,url a 2geda in pain laughter ,hapiness tears evryting n m luvin t.big up 2 u ladies 4 last months mission 4 sbusiso,n big up 4 dis months comment,niqopa umlando. Luv u guyz so very much.make da house hot.n no more silence bloggin 4me ,m missin out on so much. T GEN TYM 4RM ME 2 URL ,T AFTA HOURS, i wnt 2 update dose ho wont watch 2moro lol :)

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 20:27

Evening Family Ohh Khethiwe is a little EVIL WITCH wuuuu *claponce* too controlling bt Khaps yena he's nt letting go of da partenity tests...lol S'buda askies sisi heeee haaike Zodwa Zodwa Zodwa....Akhona is eyeing u mate bloody man stila nxaaa

Zeegy
08 Nov 2012 15:48

Shoooo
Guys you've been thru a lot
But wit God nothing is imporsible.

Im touched, you guys are strong and have hearts.
@Shadi this is not the end of the road for you, it is a difficult situation but you shall overcome.

Life

Mimibob
08 Nov 2012 20:54

Wow! Guys, I don't know how to articulate my thoughts and feeling towards what u shared. I can't even begin to imagine what u guys went through, but can only say I admire your strength and will to go on. I grew up loved by both parents and they are both still well. This has just taught me to love and appreciate them more and never take anything for granted. I stay 5 minutes away from them but don't even see them often enough. I just take for granted that I know they are well and they know I love them. I repent from this moment.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 21:26

True dat Mimibob its a nyc feeling 2 love n 2 be loved :)

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 21:32

Well I'm calling it a 9t *yawns* 9t Gen Family

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 05:24

Yaa neh, I love me Gen fam, good morning bana beso. Askies I was dosing off last night so I can't update as promised but I will watch the repeat and update everyone. Ngini thanda nonke makhaya! xxx *Hugs*

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 05:58

Your stories guys, they've touched me in places I never thought existed. My mom even asked me why I was crying and I shared your experiences with her. We both cried, comforting each other as if all these things happened to us and she assured me that the love her and dad have for each other is too strong for them to ever desert us. They have been together for 35 years and they are still going strong. Shows you how much God loves all His children, he sees us all through good and bad times. Thanx for sharing your stories guys, I've always looked at life in a certain way but now I can understand what goes on in other situations I've never been in. May God continue to bless you all in ways you never imagined possible. Thanx for sharing, I promise to never take my parents for granted and welcome to all the silent bloggers. I know in reality we can't choose family but you couldn't have opted for a better family, here in TVSA you can choose your family and y'all made the right choice. Have a productive day my beautiful bloggers.

moon39
08 Nov 2012 15:57

Kethiwe Kethiwe come to your senses. You are full of blood blood

Kerrie
09 Nov 2012 07:13

morning guys..
RainPrincess, are you a bed blogger my friend, can see you been up bright and early!?

Khethiwe brought all that on herself and uKhaphela naye, hau, to send a defenceless woman and toddler out in the dark like that,ijo! there's so much electric current whenever Ngamla and Wandi are in the same room, one day they are going to cause a fire i'm telling you!
uZodwa yena uyangicasula yazi, how can she smile when Nic and Akhona are arguing when it's  her fault in the first place; the cat does have claws after-all and she has them sharp and ready to claw Mr. Nic away from sisi Akhona....

i'm off to Gabs, mosebetsi, will be back on Monday. have yourselves a lovely weekend and forever trust in God! Lotsa love and hugs...

Tzo mthunzi
09 Nov 2012 07:29

Gudmrng guyz yooo t so hectic crollin dwn ds house using a 4n yooo my fingurezi aikhona,nywer enjoy ur frydy n da rest f da wikend.dnt 4get 2 pray n God wil heal all dos open wounds luv u all mcwaaaaaaaaaaaa. Riyat i hoppe ur baba z doin fine God b wt hm/her

Maqinase
08 Nov 2012 16:01

Here's another *warm hug* for Caro with love. Its good to accept sisi so that you can be able to move on

Zeegy
08 Nov 2012 16:04

@ Sisila you must neva allow your father to say it was your fault , you neva sent him to cheat, he is your father but he's go a nerve, its all his fault he must just accept it. haaaa.

@ Caro tough dear but families have their agenda's they should have notified you though except maybe they did not need you there

Goodby Gen family
Its raining in Nelspruit and very cold

steffie
09 Nov 2012 08:25

  Cold Morning family, but I don't complain I like this kind of weather.

steffie
08 Nov 2012 16:10

@ Maqinase Welcome dear! 

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 08:28

Morning Fam

Zodwa's looking 4 lust ko Mr Nic knowing very well gore he loves Akhona, 

Khethiwe
brought dis all to herself ke moipolai osallelweng, selfish 

otsamae gantle Kerrie have a lovely weeknd n stay blessed

Btwa
08 Nov 2012 16:14

@Maqinase feel at home already

steffie
08 Nov 2012 16:19

Caro that is hectic but we don't choose family, you are not alone. Many of us have unresolved issues with some of our family members dead and alive.

Maqinase
08 Nov 2012 16:24

Thank you guys.

Am out of here, will meet @ 8:00 kwa Ruby's...Enjoy your evening

steffie
09 Nov 2012 08:35

Rainprincess you  mean business, blogging so early in the morning. Take my hat off.

Kerrie
08 Nov 2012 16:32

it was not on purpose that we didn't welcome you properly Maqinase, you know this house has got different emotions, sometimes very cheery, sometimes sad like today, with some soothing words that lead to healing eventually though! Welcome to the house my dear, feel free.

chockie
08 Nov 2012 16:35

Guys we are ril a family.  let me tell you my story. I was born on 1981. My father & mother separated around 82-83. Around 83-84 my mother got married again, she left me with my granny. jus imagine in situation like this, my granny was old she was not working i have to go to school. My father never came back to check on me, my mother concentrated on her new marriage. Forgot to tell you i am a zimbabwean. So you can imagine the situation in zimbabwe. I spent the whole primary eduaction without uniform, shoes etc. at times i used to cry asking God that 'What wrong have i done to go thru this' in short i grew up like an orphan. i proceded to high school it was the same story. one of my aunt took me to the university where i did the accounting, unfortunately she passed away the year i graduated. three years ago thus when i started to see my parents coming to visit me at work. i forgave them, but when they wanted money  i used to tell them point blank that the money i have is to support my granny. then last year i when i was about to get married my granny passed away, i took a loan from work enough to cover all the funeral expenses. when the time for lobola negotiations came half of the money went towards the funeral loan, other half was shared between dad & mum.

tomorow good people

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 08:50

Loool Kerrie yes I am a bed blogger, done with exams so I have the whole 3 months to myself! Hahahaha Steffie I hate it coz now that I don't have anything to do I'm always up bright and early!

goldie
08 Nov 2012 16:43

YOH THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE TODAY!

@Sisila, I have been through that my dear and I can ASSURE you that forgiving him, you will be setting your soul and spirit free do it for yourself. Unlike you though, I neva succumed to his blackmail about making me feel bad, I refused the first time he asked me for money to go to to my graduation or else he wont go and I told him you left a long time ago anyway, and that said it all, he used to tell me how much i hated him (he paseed on already) and I simply smiled and told him i would never hate you even if you pay me, BUT I HATE THE WAY YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR FAMILY, he never said anything after that and though he was not living with us, i told him those that you are with will never burry(spellin) you, do me a favor and tell them to tell us where to collect your corpse when u die cos they are all gonna desert you, and it happend like that, gave him a respectable burial and nobody could believe it, we just told them he was still our father, we dont why he did what he did but it was all GOD'S PLAN, maybe if he didn't leave we wouldn't have known how wonderful and faithful GOD is cos he saw us through and he still is the center of my life. We reunited with my father 2 months before he passed on and he even gave me start-up money for my bussiness and he was so proud he even changed his will to leave me and my sisters something atleast, though we were not yet there, he died a happy man and the memories we have of him are the best cos GOD showed us his side of him that we thought it was long gone that he never cared for us, knowing that he did was all we wanted to know and the rest is history!

@Shaddy, GOD shpws his strength when we are weak so we could praise him and know he is the God that deliverd Israel from Egypt with his MIGHTY HAND, hang in ther and NEVER STOP BELIEVING HAVE FAITH!

sisila
09 Nov 2012 09:03

Goodmorning family I must say i feel so much better today infact i feel much lighter for the first time i have spoken my heart out becos this topic has always been forbiden in my home so ladies thank you now i understand nothing happens without a reason thank you for your advices and encouragement i am definately beginning a new journey. Yesterday was my last day of mourning and carrying the burden i have been carrying. Its time i live for Me and as i was rethinking everything i realised that the pain is no longer as deep as it was and i realised its not as bad as it used to be the only problem is i bottled it up for too long. have a blessed productive day this is the day that the Lord has made we shall rejoice and be happy in it!

Locomotivious
08 Nov 2012 16:45

Maqinase welcome again.so sad stories mine is a long one,dnt want to get into it coz am past it.I just thank God the almighty .Will share it one day wen am nt at work coz i wil end up crying like i dnt know .

Anyway Gudnyte bangani see u tomorrow by the will of God.

Luv u all

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 09:15

Gudmorning family,

Dinewhore snatches Phenyo from Thabita now he is hers alone she no longer nids him wat kind of a woman is she,

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 17:10

I love ma Gen Family *cybergug*

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 09:23

Good Morning

Zodwa's crush over Mr Nich is getting worse, she spoke about the advance on purpose, so that Nic and Akhana can have a fight again. I liked the way Akhona responded when Zodwa said said she once had a  boyfriend who kept secrets on her and Akhona said Nick did not keep it a secret he just thought it was no important.

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 09:36

Sisila *likes ur comment a thousand times*. That's the spirit sister!

chockie
09 Nov 2012 09:36

Gud morning good people, tho i hate Khetiwe but yesterday i felt sorry for her. So from now he will ask Khubone to help her to get rid of her problem. Unfortunately Khaphela will die before he gets the results. Poor Zodwa 'Love at times it makes us do strange things' she cant even see that Mr Nic is taken. Uzodwa at times ufunny, she had the guts to tell Akhona that she once had a boyfriend who used to hide things from her and  their relationship never lasted. So she was telling Akhona that even yours it will never last. She is a snake.

NonkyNonky
09 Nov 2012 10:02

Hey family.

I just love all of you.  I have gone through hell, but now I am ok.  I invited God into my life and asked HIM to fight my battles for me and surely he did.  If I had not put God first, I would be a divorcee by now.  Everything happens for a reason and nothing is impossible with God.  All of you going through a rough patch now, just pray.  GOD is GREAT and has plans for each one of us.

Enjoy your day.

RainPrincess
08 Nov 2012 19:43

Askies Shady and Ryat

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 10:10

We love u too Nonky

Dineo
watena shem she's gona end up alone n lonely bloody bitch *excuse ma french*

Tzo mthunzi
08 Nov 2012 19:59

Hellow guyz iv bin silently bloging,guyz askis 4dat,bt surely u guyz a jst sumting else,url a 2geda in pain laughter ,hapiness tears evryting n m luvin t.big up 2 u ladies 4 last months mission 4 sbusiso,n big up 4 dis months comment,niqopa umlando. Luv u guyz so very much.make da house hot.n no more silence bloggin 4me ,m missin out on so much. T GEN TYM 4RM ME 2 URL ,T AFTA HOURS, i wnt 2 update dose ho wont watch 2moro lol :)

Tzo mthunzi
08 Nov 2012 20:01

Hellow guyz iv bin silently bloging,guyz askis 4dat,bt surely u guyz a jst sumting else,url a 2geda in pain laughter ,hapiness tears evryting n m luvin t.big up 2 u ladies 4 last months mission 4 sbusiso,n big up 4 dis months comment,niqopa umlando. Luv u guyz so very much.make da house hot.n no more silence bloggin 4me ,m missin out on so much. T GEN TYM 4RM ME 2 URL ,T AFTA HOURS, i wnt 2 update dose ho wont watch 2moro lol :)

Mrs Chix
09 Nov 2012 10:18

That Zodwa il is really something else

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 20:27

Evening Family Ohh Khethiwe is a little EVIL WITCH wuuuu *claponce* too controlling bt Khaps yena he's nt letting go of da partenity tests...lol S'buda askies sisi heeee haaike Zodwa Zodwa Zodwa....Akhona is eyeing u mate bloody man stila nxaaa

Mimibob
08 Nov 2012 20:54

Wow! Guys, I don't know how to articulate my thoughts and feeling towards what u shared. I can't even begin to imagine what u guys went through, but can only say I admire your strength and will to go on. I grew up loved by both parents and they are both still well. This has just taught me to love and appreciate them more and never take anything for granted. I stay 5 minutes away from them but don't even see them often enough. I just take for granted that I know they are well and they know I love them. I repent from this moment.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 21:26

True dat Mimibob its a nyc feeling 2 love n 2 be loved :)

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 10:53

Yoh you see people blogging and having fun yet deep down are have had a lot. May I plis also offload my stress.Can I ask am I being selfish if I want kids and husband doesn't want any now cos he says we are not financially stable but I can see we can afford one. By the way I'm 33 years.

Goldi
08 Nov 2012 21:32

Well I'm calling it a 9t *yawns* 9t Gen Family

Manicure
09 Nov 2012 10:56

@ Goldi hahahahhhhhh ur french!!!!

morning my gen family, u know i love all of u guys, we are realy one big family, i love ur spirit, ur maturity, u have that heart for a sister, i am so much touched by the way u help and advise each other, i think the ADMIN is also proud of this family... no insults, no critcs, no enemies, big up to you all, and  i thank our parents for raising so responsible and so beautiful ladies like us and above all i would like to take this time to thank our Almight Father for giving me friends like u.  i love u all and stay blessed my sisters. xoxoxoxoxo..........

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 05:24

Yaa neh, I love me Gen fam, good morning bana beso. Askies I was dosing off last night so I can't update as promised but I will watch the repeat and update everyone. Ngini thanda nonke makhaya! xxx *Hugs*

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 11:12

@cerebos talk to him in a nice lovely way,tel him age is nt on your side,and also pray about it,i hope he wil understand,money is never enough

Im 25 and have 2 beautiful kids and im 7months pregnant@3 .but we are surviving

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 05:58

Your stories guys, they've touched me in places I never thought existed. My mom even asked me why I was crying and I shared your experiences with her. We both cried, comforting each other as if all these things happened to us and she assured me that the love her and dad have for each other is too strong for them to ever desert us. They have been together for 35 years and they are still going strong. Shows you how much God loves all His children, he sees us all through good and bad times. Thanx for sharing your stories guys, I've always looked at life in a certain way but now I can understand what goes on in other situations I've never been in. May God continue to bless you all in ways you never imagined possible. Thanx for sharing, I promise to never take my parents for granted and welcome to all the silent bloggers. I know in reality we can't choose family but you couldn't have opted for a better family, here in TVSA you can choose your family and y'all made the right choice. Have a productive day my beautiful bloggers.

Kerrie
09 Nov 2012 07:13

morning guys..
RainPrincess, are you a bed blogger my friend, can see you been up bright and early!?

Khethiwe brought all that on herself and uKhaphela naye, hau, to send a defenceless woman and toddler out in the dark like that,ijo! there's so much electric current whenever Ngamla and Wandi are in the same room, one day they are going to cause a fire i'm telling you!
uZodwa yena uyangicasula yazi, how can she smile when Nic and Akhona are arguing when it's  her fault in the first place; the cat does have claws after-all and she has them sharp and ready to claw Mr. Nic away from sisi Akhona....

i'm off to Gabs, mosebetsi, will be back on Monday. have yourselves a lovely weekend and forever trust in God! Lotsa love and hugs...

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 11:22

@Cerebos der's neva a ryt tym and wen it comes to kids finance is always a pro so tlk to him make him c 2 reason if i may ask how long have u been married and r u using condoms??

wow Loco congrats on ur preggies hw old r ur kids? i'm a single mada of 2 handsome boys aged 11 n 4yrs n we also surviving ka mosa le mohau wa Modimo

Tzo mthunzi
09 Nov 2012 07:29

Gudmrng guyz yooo t so hectic crollin dwn ds house using a 4n yooo my fingurezi aikhona,nywer enjoy ur frydy n da rest f da wikend.dnt 4get 2 pray n God wil heal all dos open wounds luv u all mcwaaaaaaaaaaaa. Riyat i hoppe ur baba z doin fine God b wt hm/her

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 11:29

LOL Manicure not so loud hao *gigles*

Amen to ur prayer and yes we r one big family and we mst always thank God for everything dat he blesses us with love u too *winks* 

Cmaneo
09 Nov 2012 11:33

@ cerebos ur situation is de same as mine.i really need akid coz i ve only one bt ma partner sasys due to financial insatability we cant hv onw now. To hm money is important than anything.he even refuses when i buy a car cpz i can avoid it.he says he will buy me one he has enough money.i take a taxi to work yet he goes to work with his please advice me beautiful sisters.my collegues tell me to just apply for a loan a buy myself a car bt my insticts say its not wright to make decisions alone

steffie
09 Nov 2012 08:25

  Cold Morning family, but I don't complain I like this kind of weather.

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 11:40

Congrats Loco. We have been married for 4 years now. I have asked, talked, begged, pleaded and he just won't budge. Now he gets angry when the kids subject comes up. Now I'm thinking of divorce but haven't said it to him. My life is empty. I love him we have a nice marriage only the kids. When I ask what if I can't have them later on he says no problem cos he married me for love not for having kids. This man is just driving me crazy and I don't know what to do anymore coz I'm very respectful even when I talk to him.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 08:28

Morning Fam

Zodwa's looking 4 lust ko Mr Nic knowing very well gore he loves Akhona, 

Khethiwe
brought dis all to herself ke moipolai osallelweng, selfish 

otsamae gantle Kerrie have a lovely weeknd n stay blessed

chockie
09 Nov 2012 11:49

@CEREBOS YOU ARE NOT SELFISH MY SISTER. TALK TO HIM COZ IF YOU ARE PREVENTING IT WILL COME TO A POINT WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY BUT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO. SOME DOCTORS SAY ITS NOT ADVISABLE TO USE CONTRACEPTIVES FOR A LONG TIME. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PREVENTING. TRY TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT KIDS ARE A GIFT FROM GOD. IF OUR PARENTS WERE LIKE THAT OR HAD THAT SAME MIND MAYBE SOME OF US WERE NOT GOING TO BE THERE. AS FOR ME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I LOVE KIDS WITH ALL MY HEART, I CANT WAIT TO HAVE ONE. I GOT MARRIED THIS YEAR ON MARCH SO IM PRAYING HARD TO HAVE ONE AT LEAST. SO GUYS AS A FAMILY PLIZ DONT FORGET ME IN YOUR PRAYERS.

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 11:50

Cmaneo at least you have one I have none.@Goldi he makes sure he uses a condom dear I think he suspects I might trick him since I refused to take contraceptives.

chockie
09 Nov 2012 11:57

I THINK IM GETTING YOU CEREBOS, AS FOR TALKING YOU HAVE DONE THAT MY SISTER BUT IT DID NOT HELP. HAVE YOU TRIED TO ENGAGE THE FAMILIES
ie HIS & YOURS OR CHURCH ELDERS TO TRY AND TALK TO HIM.

steffie
09 Nov 2012 08:35

Rainprincess you  mean business, blogging so early in the morning. Take my hat off.

chockie
09 Nov 2012 12:05

GOOD TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE NOT TAKING CONTRACEPTIVES

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 08:50

Loool Kerrie yes I am a bed blogger, done with exams so I have the whole 3 months to myself! Hahahaha Steffie I hate it coz now that I don't have anything to do I'm always up bright and early!

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 12:36

@Chockie no we haven't included anyone I think he can fit. Do you think I should go there.but I believe I shouldnot force him coz it won't be nice having one if the other partner doesn't want and at the same time I can't wait for his time if it will ever come. I'm just confused.

sisila
09 Nov 2012 09:03

Goodmorning family I must say i feel so much better today infact i feel much lighter for the first time i have spoken my heart out becos this topic has always been forbiden in my home so ladies thank you now i understand nothing happens without a reason thank you for your advices and encouragement i am definately beginning a new journey. Yesterday was my last day of mourning and carrying the burden i have been carrying. Its time i live for Me and as i was rethinking everything i realised that the pain is no longer as deep as it was and i realised its not as bad as it used to be the only problem is i bottled it up for too long. have a blessed productive day this is the day that the Lord has made we shall rejoice and be happy in it!

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 12:38

eish ethata nyana Cerebos n a house without kids feels empty hw old is he? askies for so many qs i jst wana gt he's point gore he daznt want to have kids cos he's nt financially stable or he daznt like kids or he cnt have kids myb he neva told u dat's y da subject of kids makes him naar wabo?

Ma kids gives me grey hairs bt haba seo i gt so lonely n bored i cn jst imagine wat u mst be going thru, @Chokie i think even if da families cn intervene bt if he daznt wnt 2 no 1 cn 4s him

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 09:15

Gudmorning family,

Dinewhore snatches Phenyo from Thabita now he is hers alone she no longer nids him wat kind of a woman is she,

chockie
09 Nov 2012 12:44

I DO UNDERSTAND MY SISTER. LETS JUS LEAVE IT LIKE THAT AND TAKE EVERYTHING TO LORD IN PRAYER. BUT MAIN WORRY IS AGE. COZ IM ALSO THINKING THAT MAYBE AGE IS CATCHING UP WITH ME COZ OTHERS GALS WHO GOT MARRIED AFTER ME ARE NOW PREG.

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 09:23

Good Morning

Zodwa's crush over Mr Nich is getting worse, she spoke about the advance on purpose, so that Nic and Akhana can have a fight again. I liked the way Akhona responded when Zodwa said said she once had a  boyfriend who kept secrets on her and Akhona said Nick did not keep it a secret he just thought it was no important.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 12:58

Ya lets....ntho engwe le engwe enale nako ya yona myb dis is nt da ryt tym 

Cmaneo i knw dat u cnt decide on ur own bt i feel he's selfish here cos wena u using a taxi n he's driving n u cn afford to buy urself i think myb le wena u nid to be selfish ur happiness comes 1st!!

caro
09 Nov 2012 12:58

thank you guys for listening, you will make good parents, i thank God for introducing me to the love of social networks. i realy appreciate YALL comments. for the first tym i cried yestrday since my dad passed away, i locked myself in my room, cried until i was satis.. i felt lighter afterwards.. 

i knw i will pull through, EVEN ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN ONE DAY... THIS IS A JOURNEY, IT BEGINS WITHM ONE STEP..
FOR EVERYONE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH  PATCH  I KNOW ITS NOT EASY BUT ITS GOOD TO TALK ,IT HEALS , TALK TO THE GEN LADIES THEY WILL LEND A SHOULDER TO SHED A TEAR..
 I FEEL SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AS A FAMILY, 

PEACE!!!!!!!

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 09:36

Sisila *likes ur comment a thousand times*. That's the spirit sister!

chockie
09 Nov 2012 09:36

Gud morning good people, tho i hate Khetiwe but yesterday i felt sorry for her. So from now he will ask Khubone to help her to get rid of her problem. Unfortunately Khaphela will die before he gets the results. Poor Zodwa 'Love at times it makes us do strange things' she cant even see that Mr Nic is taken. Uzodwa at times ufunny, she had the guts to tell Akhona that she once had a boyfriend who used to hide things from her and  their relationship never lasted. So she was telling Akhona that even yours it will never last. She is a snake.

Cmaneo
09 Nov 2012 13:51

Thanx goldie.um also thinking abt it.tommorow ke ya bankeng 4 a loan

NonkyNonky
09 Nov 2012 10:02

Hey family.

I just love all of you.  I have gone through hell, but now I am ok.  I invited God into my life and asked HIM to fight my battles for me and surely he did.  If I had not put God first, I would be a divorcee by now.  Everything happens for a reason and nothing is impossible with God.  All of you going through a rough patch now, just pray.  GOD is GREAT and has plans for each one of us.

Enjoy your day.

Zeegy
09 Nov 2012 13:53

Afternoon Family

Me have i kid 8 monts & am 35,  hubby wants another one.

Am so not ready and still traumatised by the labor pains.

@ you sisters who wants babies all the best , if you feel its time go for it

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 10:10

We love u too Nonky

Dineo
watena shem she's gona end up alone n lonely bloody bitch *excuse ma french*

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 14:07

Ao cerebos lena :( just poke holes on his condoms ke.

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 14:11

Sipho was trapped on the 5th floor, and the building was on fire. He looks down the window, the fireman shouts: "Jump, we will catch you with this blanket!" Sipho replies: "No, I don't trust you! Put it on the floor!

Dhee
09 Nov 2012 14:11


choose only 1

wat do u enjoy doing most when someone shares ur bed with u at night
1.cuddle
2.sex
3.kissing

Mrs Chix
09 Nov 2012 10:18

That Zodwa il is really something else

meloe
09 Nov 2012 14:12

Hey girls, in my opinion,  if you dig very deep you might find some answers, maybe he has a kid somewhere we do not know,  4 years is such a long time to put the subject of kids aside beisdes life span has changed, you might be fit today and all of a sudden you might have an accident which will leave not functioning from waist downwards or have a chronic disease.  We are not so rich that dad may have his sperms frozen somewhere just incase (do not get me wrong)  I am 33 and have 2 handsome boys and my hubby was indicating that lets have them and enjoy them which we still have the energy to run around the house with them, nothing feels so good like the pit pat of little feet in the house.

  There is a time when according to our african customs when it will not be really be proper to be pregnant, say you are in your forties,

I might be wrong but we need to weigh all the possible reasons, children are a gift from God he alone will take care of them,

I pray to God that he will listen, also if he has a best friend try also talking to him and may be he will asist his friend to see your point. 

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 14:12

Crying helps Caro it works for me i'm glad dat u feeling much beta gal yes u ryt ROME WS NOT BUILD in 1 day we also lucky 2 have u a part of dis Family :), Gud luck Cmaneo 

Yoo Zeegy wen i had ma 1st Child i ws 22 n i ws in labour ward for 12hrs n dey had to induce me cos da pain ws unberable i ws so weak cudnt move ws positioned onli one sided imagine dan trauma yooooo i feel u sistas

maud
09 Nov 2012 14:16

@Dee- All of the above

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 10:53

Yoh you see people blogging and having fun yet deep down are have had a lot. May I plis also offload my stress.Can I ask am I being selfish if I want kids and husband doesn't want any now cos he says we are not financially stable but I can see we can afford one. By the way I'm 33 years.

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 14:27

@Goldi mine one is 6yrs boyand gal 3 am doing ga ga so that i wil become a sweet 16 again before i reach 30 lol.@cerebos devorce is nt a solution to the one u love ,try to pray for him

Manicure
09 Nov 2012 10:56

@ Goldi hahahahhhhhh ur french!!!!

morning my gen family, u know i love all of u guys, we are realy one big family, i love ur spirit, ur maturity, u have that heart for a sister, i am so much touched by the way u help and advise each other, i think the ADMIN is also proud of this family... no insults, no critcs, no enemies, big up to you all, and  i thank our parents for raising so responsible and so beautiful ladies like us and above all i would like to take this time to thank our Almight Father for giving me friends like u.  i love u all and stay blessed my sisters. xoxoxoxoxo..........

Zeegy
09 Nov 2012 14:31

U Khaphela
What was that all about.
Can he realy chase Kheyhiwe in her own flat....
Uzomulungisa u Khethiwe

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 14:33

lol Loco n du u knw sa Genda of siyeza?

Dhee Zonke bonke lala kedi rata kamokana

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 11:12

@cerebos talk to him in a nice lovely way,tel him age is nt on your side,and also pray about it,i hope he wil understand,money is never enough

Im 25 and have 2 beautiful kids and im 7months pregnant@3 .but we are surviving

Zeegy
09 Nov 2012 14:37

Cuddle wil do ladies
the rest so scray

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 14:38

@Goldi  a gal my frend cant wait 2 c her,

@Dhee  all of the above.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 11:22

@Cerebos der's neva a ryt tym and wen it comes to kids finance is always a pro so tlk to him make him c 2 reason if i may ask how long have u been married and r u using condoms??

wow Loco congrats on ur preggies hw old r ur kids? i'm a single mada of 2 handsome boys aged 11 n 4yrs n we also surviving ka mosa le mohau wa Modimo

Dhee
09 Nov 2012 14:44

@Gold & Maud ladies i said choose one - since we are choosing one Ill go with cuddling.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 11:29

LOL Manicure not so loud hao *gigles*

Amen to ur prayer and yes we r one big family and we mst always thank God for everything dat he blesses us with love u too *winks* 

Kandyfloss
09 Nov 2012 14:55

@cerebos. Is your husband really into marriage, does he look happy in all other aspects of the relationshp. Sorry for asking but one reason maybe he doubts your future together.

Cmaneo
09 Nov 2012 11:33

@ cerebos ur situation is de same as mine.i really need akid coz i ve only one bt ma partner sasys due to financial insatability we cant hv onw now. To hm money is important than anything.he even refuses when i buy a car cpz i can avoid it.he says he will buy me one he has enough money.i take a taxi to work yet he goes to work with his please advice me beautiful sisters.my collegues tell me to just apply for a loan a buy myself a car bt my insticts say its not wright to make decisions alone

chockie
09 Nov 2012 15:04

@Cere im ril touched by meloe's words. What if he has a child somewhere? Guys im not trying to be negative but im also trying to help our sister in christ. What if he decides to divorce you on the long run and your time as a woman to conceive has passed. What will you do? This is a serious issue. Arrange with him and have one final talk on this issue.

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 11:40

Congrats Loco. We have been married for 4 years now. I have asked, talked, begged, pleaded and he just won't budge. Now he gets angry when the kids subject comes up. Now I'm thinking of divorce but haven't said it to him. My life is empty. I love him we have a nice marriage only the kids. When I ask what if I can't have them later on he says no problem cos he married me for love not for having kids. This man is just driving me crazy and I don't know what to do anymore coz I'm very respectful even when I talk to him.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 15:08

Eish Dhee watswenya ok ge i'll go with Cuddling *pouting*

mmmmm ke sure kadi tea party le di gal talk @ Loco nna ke mathateng ka bashimane fela

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:09

hayi mani ladies dont stress about cerebos husband, some man are selfish, maybe he knows that he can make babies. 
@cerebos, can you borrow me your husband for one week,uzophuma nalo iqiniso la kimi.
any way God knows whats happening with your husband just pray ungaphelelwa isikhathi sokwenza izingane.
@Dhee- sorry babes this three i (COMBO) you cant seperate them.

chockie
09 Nov 2012 11:49

@CEREBOS YOU ARE NOT SELFISH MY SISTER. TALK TO HIM COZ IF YOU ARE PREVENTING IT WILL COME TO A POINT WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY BUT YOU WONT BE ABLE TO. SOME DOCTORS SAY ITS NOT ADVISABLE TO USE CONTRACEPTIVES FOR A LONG TIME. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PREVENTING. TRY TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT KIDS ARE A GIFT FROM GOD. IF OUR PARENTS WERE LIKE THAT OR HAD THAT SAME MIND MAYBE SOME OF US WERE NOT GOING TO BE THERE. AS FOR ME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I LOVE KIDS WITH ALL MY HEART, I CANT WAIT TO HAVE ONE. I GOT MARRIED THIS YEAR ON MARCH SO IM PRAYING HARD TO HAVE ONE AT LEAST. SO GUYS AS A FAMILY PLIZ DONT FORGET ME IN YOUR PRAYERS.

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 15:15

A certain guy wanted 2 get married. He then went to a local church to look for a wife.
He fell in love with this most beautiful young lady, then told the pastor about it.
The simply asked him “ are you sure” he said yes.
Then came the wedding day everything was perfect, then the honeymoon!!!
The bride went to bath and everything as the guy waited patiently in bed.
She came back with 2 glasses of water.
First she removed an artificial left eye and put it in a glass, Then she removed
her false teeth and put in another glass.
While the guy was in such a shock, but he thought what could be worse than this?!?! so he waited still!!
She sat on the bed and started removing her prosthetic leg and put it next to the bed,
Just when she was about 2 remove the arm as well
The guy jumped off the bed and shouted “hawebantu nangumuntu ephela phambi kwami”.

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 11:50

Cmaneo at least you have one I have none.@Goldi he makes sure he uses a condom dear I think he suspects I might trick him since I refused to take contraceptives.

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 15:20

I was so busy today at work today. I only got time now.

To all the ladies who are going through dificulty and who have had difficult challenges in their lives, Please recieve my big HUG(((((((((                   )))))))))))))
Ntaksay Loves you and will always keep you in her prayers.

chockie
09 Nov 2012 11:57

I THINK IM GETTING YOU CEREBOS, AS FOR TALKING YOU HAVE DONE THAT MY SISTER BUT IT DID NOT HELP. HAVE YOU TRIED TO ENGAGE THE FAMILIES
ie HIS & YOURS OR CHURCH ELDERS TO TRY AND TALK TO HIM.

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:23

shadilicious
09 Nov 2012 15:31

GOOOOOD AFTERNOON BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

Mmmhhh I'm so glad i found a loving and caring ppl like you. Today i'm feeling much, more better. I was out of my mind,thought i would'nt make it through and your love, support lifted me up. Especially the soothing words and verses. I'm so blessed, and God is watching all of the good job you're doing, spreading his word....

When i posted i thought maybe someone will make a joke then i'll laugh and forget about it, but it would'nt have help for a long period of time coz a joke is something that i'll forget by the end of the day and those stories and advises realy came to my rescue,they touched my heart, i even copied and forwarded to my friends. They actually reminded me of who i am and where i come from....i've been through worst situations and God was there all the way so this is just another test and it'll pass. In a matter of time. It wont be easy but ofcoz it'll pass.

THANK YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN....GOD BLESS

chockie
09 Nov 2012 12:05

GOOD TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE NOT TAKING CONTRACEPTIVES

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 15:32

ok ladies iskhathi sama beer sifikile *joking* adios mochachos c ya l8r i'm out

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:36

@Goldi dont joke like that please, ngome kabi

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:49

A primary Teacher ask the learners if they were to choose between the brain  and the money what would they choose,
A little boy chose to be money and the teacher ask why as he dont think is a good idea.
The boy replied- teacher we all choose what we dont have.

I chose money because i dont have

cerebos
09 Nov 2012 12:36

@Chockie no we haven't included anyone I think he can fit. Do you think I should go there.but I believe I shouldnot force him coz it won't be nice having one if the other partner doesn't want and at the same time I can't wait for his time if it will ever come. I'm just confused.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 12:38

eish ethata nyana Cerebos n a house without kids feels empty hw old is he? askies for so many qs i jst wana gt he's point gore he daznt want to have kids cos he's nt financially stable or he daznt like kids or he cnt have kids myb he neva told u dat's y da subject of kids makes him naar wabo?

Ma kids gives me grey hairs bt haba seo i gt so lonely n bored i cn jst imagine wat u mst be going thru, @Chokie i think even if da families cn intervene bt if he daznt wnt 2 no 1 cn 4s him

Manicure
09 Nov 2012 15:51

@ maud........................ lolling at the combo, but u correct my sister, why separate the combo Dhee, they go together.

ladies have a lovely wikend, and dont do what Aya cannot do...LOL

chockie
09 Nov 2012 15:57

LADIES HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND

chockie
09 Nov 2012 12:44

I DO UNDERSTAND MY SISTER. LETS JUS LEAVE IT LIKE THAT AND TAKE EVERYTHING TO LORD IN PRAYER. BUT MAIN WORRY IS AGE. COZ IM ALSO THINKING THAT MAYBE AGE IS CATCHING UP WITH ME COZ OTHERS GALS WHO GOT MARRIED AFTER ME ARE NOW PREG.

steffie
09 Nov 2012 15:59

Bye guys have a lovely weekend, see you on Monday! 

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 12:58

Ya lets....ntho engwe le engwe enale nako ya yona myb dis is nt da ryt tym 

Cmaneo i knw dat u cnt decide on ur own bt i feel he's selfish here cos wena u using a taxi n he's driving n u cn afford to buy urself i think myb le wena u nid to be selfish ur happiness comes 1st!!

caro
09 Nov 2012 12:58

thank you guys for listening, you will make good parents, i thank God for introducing me to the love of social networks. i realy appreciate YALL comments. for the first tym i cried yestrday since my dad passed away, i locked myself in my room, cried until i was satis.. i felt lighter afterwards.. 

i knw i will pull through, EVEN ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN ONE DAY... THIS IS A JOURNEY, IT BEGINS WITHM ONE STEP..
FOR EVERYONE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH  PATCH  I KNOW ITS NOT EASY BUT ITS GOOD TO TALK ,IT HEALS , TALK TO THE GEN LADIES THEY WILL LEND A SHOULDER TO SHED A TEAR..
 I FEEL SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AS A FAMILY, 

PEACE!!!!!!!

maud
09 Nov 2012 16:03

hey you guys where do you think you are going? cant you just work all in the name of solidarity please,i cant stay alone

Chix
09 Nov 2012 16:06

@Shadilicious...

Psalm 73:26...My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.
Psalm 28:7...The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusts in him, and I am helped. My heart leaps for joy and I will give thanks to him in song.
Isaiah 40:29...He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak.
Isaiah 59:1...Surely the arm of the LORD is not too short to save, nor his ear too deaf to hear

All I am trying to state here is that God is Our strength... you don't have to fight this... infact you don't even have to cry anymore... All you have to do is tell him that you have placed it is His hands... you are trusting Him to take care of your situation for you!! The only thing God wants and needs from us, is our Faith...nothing is impossible for him... your baby father may be gone but God will enable you to provide for your baby in ways you never thought!!! Be strong my dear. I know it is easy for us to sit infront of these computers and tell you yada-yada this and yada-yada that but we are all trying to show you that God will make a way for you and your Nunuzzzzz!!!!

Much Love and a big warm hug from Chix in CPT!!!

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 16:07

have a safe weekend family luv and wil miss u all mwah mwaaaaaaah

Cmaneo
09 Nov 2012 13:51

Thanx goldie.um also thinking abt it.tommorow ke ya bankeng 4 a loan

Zeegy
09 Nov 2012 13:53

Afternoon Family

Me have i kid 8 monts & am 35,  hubby wants another one.

Am so not ready and still traumatised by the labor pains.

@ you sisters who wants babies all the best , if you feel its time go for it

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 16:29

Bye byeology good people!!!!

Have a nice Weekend.

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 14:07

Ao cerebos lena :( just poke holes on his condoms ke.

RainPrincess
09 Nov 2012 14:11

Sipho was trapped on the 5th floor, and the building was on fire. He looks down the window, the fireman shouts: "Jump, we will catch you with this blanket!" Sipho replies: "No, I don't trust you! Put it on the floor!

Dhee
09 Nov 2012 14:11


choose only 1

wat do u enjoy doing most when someone shares ur bed with u at night
1.cuddle
2.sex
3.kissing

meloe
09 Nov 2012 14:12

Hey girls, in my opinion,  if you dig very deep you might find some answers, maybe he has a kid somewhere we do not know,  4 years is such a long time to put the subject of kids aside beisdes life span has changed, you might be fit today and all of a sudden you might have an accident which will leave not functioning from waist downwards or have a chronic disease.  We are not so rich that dad may have his sperms frozen somewhere just incase (do not get me wrong)  I am 33 and have 2 handsome boys and my hubby was indicating that lets have them and enjoy them which we still have the energy to run around the house with them, nothing feels so good like the pit pat of little feet in the house.

  There is a time when according to our african customs when it will not be really be proper to be pregnant, say you are in your forties,

I might be wrong but we need to weigh all the possible reasons, children are a gift from God he alone will take care of them,

I pray to God that he will listen, also if he has a best friend try also talking to him and may be he will asist his friend to see your point. 

Cmaneo
09 Nov 2012 19:20

Thsanx so much ladies.u a such important people in ma life.@ cerebos lift up ur spirit n u wil b fine

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 14:12

Crying helps Caro it works for me i'm glad dat u feeling much beta gal yes u ryt ROME WS NOT BUILD in 1 day we also lucky 2 have u a part of dis Family :), Gud luck Cmaneo 

Yoo Zeegy wen i had ma 1st Child i ws 22 n i ws in labour ward for 12hrs n dey had to induce me cos da pain ws unberable i ws so weak cudnt move ws positioned onli one sided imagine dan trauma yooooo i feel u sistas

maud
09 Nov 2012 14:16

@Dee- All of the above

ReneyC
09 Nov 2012 20:21

MJ makes me sick...actually!!!mxm!!!as for Zodwa and her obsession with Mr Nic,mxm!just sickening!!I won't even get started on Dineo *annoyed look on my face*

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 20:22

Evening maladis @Maud eish y ddnt u tell me earlier mmmm wen I gt home ke shapile glass ya wine ebata monate twaaaaaa B2G: ohh Khethiwe mara confused s hell mxxxm shem bra Khaps oiketsa motho wamampela, waitsi haile skhebereshe se bareng ke Zodwa okare nkamotlapa s 4 Mr Nic keabona marete ase atlhotlhona jwanong sorry 4 strong lingo wukhuthi nginyanyile lol *sippingmawine* thinking abt Maud

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 14:27

@Goldi mine one is 6yrs boyand gal 3 am doing ga ga so that i wil become a sweet 16 again before i reach 30 lol.@cerebos devorce is nt a solution to the one u love ,try to pray for him

Zeegy
09 Nov 2012 14:31

U Khaphela
What was that all about.
Can he realy chase Kheyhiwe in her own flat....
Uzomulungisa u Khethiwe

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 14:33

lol Loco n du u knw sa Genda of siyeza?

Dhee Zonke bonke lala kedi rata kamokana

Zeegy
09 Nov 2012 14:37

Cuddle wil do ladies
the rest so scray

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 14:38

@Goldi  a gal my frend cant wait 2 c her,

@Dhee  all of the above.

Dhee
09 Nov 2012 14:44

@Gold & Maud ladies i said choose one - since we are choosing one Ill go with cuddling.

Kandyfloss
09 Nov 2012 14:55

@cerebos. Is your husband really into marriage, does he look happy in all other aspects of the relationshp. Sorry for asking but one reason maybe he doubts your future together.

chockie
09 Nov 2012 15:04

@Cere im ril touched by meloe's words. What if he has a child somewhere? Guys im not trying to be negative but im also trying to help our sister in christ. What if he decides to divorce you on the long run and your time as a woman to conceive has passed. What will you do? This is a serious issue. Arrange with him and have one final talk on this issue.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 15:08

Eish Dhee watswenya ok ge i'll go with Cuddling *pouting*

mmmmm ke sure kadi tea party le di gal talk @ Loco nna ke mathateng ka bashimane fela

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:09

hayi mani ladies dont stress about cerebos husband, some man are selfish, maybe he knows that he can make babies. 
@cerebos, can you borrow me your husband for one week,uzophuma nalo iqiniso la kimi.
any way God knows whats happening with your husband just pray ungaphelelwa isikhathi sokwenza izingane.
@Dhee- sorry babes this three i (COMBO) you cant seperate them.

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 15:15

A certain guy wanted 2 get married. He then went to a local church to look for a wife.
He fell in love with this most beautiful young lady, then told the pastor about it.
The simply asked him “ are you sure” he said yes.
Then came the wedding day everything was perfect, then the honeymoon!!!
The bride went to bath and everything as the guy waited patiently in bed.
She came back with 2 glasses of water.
First she removed an artificial left eye and put it in a glass, Then she removed
her false teeth and put in another glass.
While the guy was in such a shock, but he thought what could be worse than this?!?! so he waited still!!
She sat on the bed and started removing her prosthetic leg and put it next to the bed,
Just when she was about 2 remove the arm as well
The guy jumped off the bed and shouted “hawebantu nangumuntu ephela phambi kwami”.

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 15:20

I was so busy today at work today. I only got time now.

To all the ladies who are going through dificulty and who have had difficult challenges in their lives, Please recieve my big HUG(((((((((                   )))))))))))))
Ntaksay Loves you and will always keep you in her prayers.

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:23

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 08:09

morning good people. i'm loving the weather in the desert today, wish it rains eventually!

Ma-ladies, been reading your stories, like we all saying, God is the only answer, put all unto Him and all shall be well in your lives!

B2G: Khethiwe, what is going to gain by telling Khubone ukuthi uKhaphela planted a gun in his house, cos even if Khubone was to kill Khaphela and then they share the money he's still gonna be a pain in the behind, he'll never cease to blackmail her and her life will go from worse to worst......

shadilicious
09 Nov 2012 15:31

GOOOOOD AFTERNOON BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

Mmmhhh I'm so glad i found a loving and caring ppl like you. Today i'm feeling much, more better. I was out of my mind,thought i would'nt make it through and your love, support lifted me up. Especially the soothing words and verses. I'm so blessed, and God is watching all of the good job you're doing, spreading his word....

When i posted i thought maybe someone will make a joke then i'll laugh and forget about it, but it would'nt have help for a long period of time coz a joke is something that i'll forget by the end of the day and those stories and advises realy came to my rescue,they touched my heart, i even copied and forwarded to my friends. They actually reminded me of who i am and where i come from....i've been through worst situations and God was there all the way so this is just another test and it'll pass. In a matter of time. It wont be easy but ofcoz it'll pass.

THANK YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN....GOD BLESS

ReneyC
12 Nov 2012 08:27

Not even a single weekend blogger!?wow!anyway good morning and enjoy the week ahead mablogger amahle.

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 15:32

ok ladies iskhathi sama beer sifikile *joking* adios mochachos c ya l8r i'm out

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:36

@Goldi dont joke like that please, ngome kabi

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 08:46

Morning Bloggers

Have a gr8 week ahead n stay blessed!!

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 08:55

morning i missed you my pc was not working due to mnetwork problem, before i start reading the comments let me answer as promised


Galatians 5:1-6 The Living Bible 1 So Christ has made us free. Now make sure that you stay free, and don't get all tied up again in the chains of slavery to Jewish laws and ceremonies. 2Listen to me, for this is serious: if you are counting on circumcision and keeping the Jewish laws to make you right with God, then Christ cannot save you. 3 I'll say it again. Anyone trying to find favor with God by being circumcised must always obey every other Jewish law or perish


now  circucision was a convenent in the old testement, so  people back then use to think that if you are circumcised you are exercising faith , thats why paul says if you arebeing circumcised to maje things right with christ then christ will not save you, what Christ did in the cross will be of no value, Christ died so that we can acess faith through him not through salvation, if you read Romans 4 and Romans 5 you will understand it.

So paul does not realy mean that people must not be circumcised NOOO but dnt be circumcised thinking that you will automaticaly go to heaven.Jesus said no one will go to the Father unless ttrough me for i am in the FAther and the father is in me so i and the Father are one. so old and new testement can be bit confusing. 

when Moses was told to remove his sandals in the book of Exodus did it realy mean that noo God was saying he must remove his sin for God cannot work with  a sinner so this what Paul was trying to impply that dnt be circumsised with the mindset of thinking you will make it right with Christ..

maud
09 Nov 2012 15:49

A primary Teacher ask the learners if they were to choose between the brain  and the money what would they choose,
A little boy chose to be money and the teacher ask why as he dont think is a good idea.
The boy replied- teacher we all choose what we dont have.

I chose money because i dont have

Manicure
09 Nov 2012 15:51

@ maud........................ lolling at the combo, but u correct my sister, why separate the combo Dhee, they go together.

ladies have a lovely wikend, and dont do what Aya cannot do...LOL

chockie
09 Nov 2012 15:57

LADIES HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND

steffie
09 Nov 2012 15:59

Bye guys have a lovely weekend, see you on Monday! 

Kandyfloss
12 Nov 2012 10:17

morning... Am the one who asked about circumcision.. and the bible. Thank you all for your help. So it doesnt matter whether you are circumcised or not.

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 10:26

guys i realy dnt know where to start, i feel sorry for you all and am excited that we realy have people who will encourage others,yu guys covered everything i dnt know what to say and God b less you for encouraging others
i realised that am not the only person who have gone through hell.........


@ Sisisla just  forgive him i know what you talking about, my parents divorced when i was in grade 12 my mom was/is not  working my grand ma took me to school, But one day i realised that i am varrying this anger inside me and there's no way God will hear my prayers cos ther is a wall of hatred blocking my prayers so i forgave him, i call him him he also doea and guess what i got this peace inside me

@ SHADI am so sorry my sister just be still and know that he is God, put your trust in him,he will never forsake you no leave you,HE SAID IT IN THE bOOK OF JERIMIAH that he  know you even befor you were born he approved you , you were approved by God  he says  i have got good plands for you plans not to harm you but to make you Prosper,   Bona he is the Father t the Fatherless  his other name is Jehovah Jirah he will provide for you and your soon coming baby, he said it in his word that we must not worry about what will eat nor wear but we must seek the kingdom og God first and the rest shall be added into you, the joy of the Lord will be your strength

sorry Zdwesha hang in there all will be fine and God bless you

Aya loves you all and i promise i will pray for you no weapon formed to destroy your life will able to prosper you know what guys it doesn't matter that you are down you have encouter many challeges the reason you are still standing is because you are more imaen more than the conquorer you are wired up to prosper    

maud
09 Nov 2012 16:03

hey you guys where do you think you are going? cant you just work all in the name of solidarity please,i cant stay alone

steffie
12 Nov 2012 10:28

Late morning peeps. We have a whole bunch of preachers in the making in this house, keep it up and spread the word of God.

B2G: Sbu want to get naughty with Wandi but I lili I like, what is destined to be will be no matter what. I cant wait for them to share that long-awaited pasionate kiss. Khethiwe is now ganging with Khubone that one does not know what she really want in life.

Chix
09 Nov 2012 16:06

@Shadilicious...

Psalm 73:26...My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.
Psalm 28:7...The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusts in him, and I am helped. My heart leaps for joy and I will give thanks to him in song.
Isaiah 40:29...He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak.
Isaiah 59:1...Surely the arm of the LORD is not too short to save, nor his ear too deaf to hear

All I am trying to state here is that God is Our strength... you don't have to fight this... infact you don't even have to cry anymore... All you have to do is tell him that you have placed it is His hands... you are trusting Him to take care of your situation for you!! The only thing God wants and needs from us, is our Faith...nothing is impossible for him... your baby father may be gone but God will enable you to provide for your baby in ways you never thought!!! Be strong my dear. I know it is easy for us to sit infront of these computers and tell you yada-yada this and yada-yada that but we are all trying to show you that God will make a way for you and your Nunuzzzzz!!!!

Much Love and a big warm hug from Chix in CPT!!!

Locomotivious
09 Nov 2012 16:07

have a safe weekend family luv and wil miss u all mwah mwaaaaaaah

Ntaksay
09 Nov 2012 16:29

Bye byeology good people!!!!

Have a nice Weekend.

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 10:46

Khethiwe daznt have a back bone fickle if u ask me she's gona suffer dat's for sure.....

Cmaneo
09 Nov 2012 19:20

Thsanx so much ladies.u a such important people in ma life.@ cerebos lift up ur spirit n u wil b fine

chockie
12 Nov 2012 11:05

Nursery 2 class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mum get pregnant?"
Teacher: How old is your mother?'
Little girl: she is forty
Teacher: O yes she can get pregnant.
Little girl: Can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your big sister?
Little girl: She is Nineteen.
Teacher: Of course ya sister can certainly get pregnant Little girl: So wat of me, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How o
ld are you, dear?
Little girl: I'm five years
Teacher: No, dear, you can't get pregnant
Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, 'See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!'

The teacher fainted.

ReneyC
09 Nov 2012 20:21

MJ makes me sick...actually!!!mxm!!!as for Zodwa and her obsession with Mr Nic,mxm!just sickening!!I won't even get started on Dineo *annoyed look on my face*

Locomotivious
12 Nov 2012 11:08

Gudmorning family

Goldi
09 Nov 2012 20:22

Evening maladis @Maud eish y ddnt u tell me earlier mmmm wen I gt home ke shapile glass ya wine ebata monate twaaaaaa B2G: ohh Khethiwe mara confused s hell mxxxm shem bra Khaps oiketsa motho wamampela, waitsi haile skhebereshe se bareng ke Zodwa okare nkamotlapa s 4 Mr Nic keabona marete ase atlhotlhona jwanong sorry 4 strong lingo wukhuthi nginyanyile lol *sippingmawine* thinking abt Maud

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 11:15

hahahahahhahaha tjoooo doing da dance @ five *shocked4days*

steffie
12 Nov 2012 11:31

Naughty kids!

Kandyfloss
12 Nov 2012 11:33

@Chokie thats crude reality.. Kids do it

Manicure
12 Nov 2012 11:37

@ Chockie  ........hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh, nd morning to u all.

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 11:38

lol kikikiki nice jokes

Friend
12 Nov 2012 12:18

Goodday Gen. Family, not feeling well but dead by the jokes

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 12:24

lol i found this in a certain forum which i also blog kakaka

ke eng mara ka mandela?

mandela bridge,mandela square,mandela street,mandela theater,mandela bay,mandela day,mandela stadium,mandela coin. Nw introducing mandela NOTEs, mandela condom comming soon. the will be T.B after him u go to the DR & they will say u suffer from MANDELA. WHATS NEXT? MANDELA DAYS. mondela,tuesdela,wednesdiba,th ursdiba,fritata,satertata,sunh lahla. SA to southtata madiba. Aaag fotsek im leaving dis COUNTRY.

Itu.m
12 Nov 2012 12:26

afternoon Family! Silly kids!

Friend
12 Nov 2012 12:37

ke eng mara ka mandela?

Mandela
will always be a hero, SA is right by honouring him esaphila

Aaag fotsek im leaving dis COUNTRY.

Good riddance, fokof..

sisila
12 Nov 2012 13:04

Hi
Family I took your advise and called my father on friday and he was so surprised that for the first time in years i called him to check on him and i can say i feel a lot of weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 08:09

morning good people. i'm loving the weather in the desert today, wish it rains eventually!

Ma-ladies, been reading your stories, like we all saying, God is the only answer, put all unto Him and all shall be well in your lives!

B2G: Khethiwe, what is going to gain by telling Khubone ukuthi uKhaphela planted a gun in his house, cos even if Khubone was to kill Khaphela and then they share the money he's still gonna be a pain in the behind, he'll never cease to blackmail her and her life will go from worse to worst......

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 13:12

lol friend some people are madooo, go tlaba sharp friend

eish i wish i can go home and sleep am very much tired and am bust dossing, will make a plan 

ReneyC
12 Nov 2012 08:27

Not even a single weekend blogger!?wow!anyway good morning and enjoy the week ahead mablogger amahle.

Friend
12 Nov 2012 13:20

Well done Sisila for forgiving him, he will always be your dad no matter. Great job dear.

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 08:46

Morning Bloggers

Have a gr8 week ahead n stay blessed!!

steffie
12 Nov 2012 13:23

@Sisila that is great! you go gal no turning back.

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 08:55

morning i missed you my pc was not working due to mnetwork problem, before i start reading the comments let me answer as promised


Galatians 5:1-6 The Living Bible 1 So Christ has made us free. Now make sure that you stay free, and don't get all tied up again in the chains of slavery to Jewish laws and ceremonies. 2Listen to me, for this is serious: if you are counting on circumcision and keeping the Jewish laws to make you right with God, then Christ cannot save you. 3 I'll say it again. Anyone trying to find favor with God by being circumcised must always obey every other Jewish law or perish


now  circucision was a convenent in the old testement, so  people back then use to think that if you are circumcised you are exercising faith , thats why paul says if you arebeing circumcised to maje things right with christ then christ will not save you, what Christ did in the cross will be of no value, Christ died so that we can acess faith through him not through salvation, if you read Romans 4 and Romans 5 you will understand it.

So paul does not realy mean that people must not be circumcised NOOO but dnt be circumcised thinking that you will automaticaly go to heaven.Jesus said no one will go to the Father unless ttrough me for i am in the FAther and the father is in me so i and the Father are one. so old and new testement can be bit confusing. 

when Moses was told to remove his sandals in the book of Exodus did it realy mean that noo God was saying he must remove his sin for God cannot work with  a sinner so this what Paul was trying to impply that dnt be circumsised with the mindset of thinking you will make it right with Christ..

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 13:24

nice move Sisila eish i meant to say busy dossing ay

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 13:33

hahahahahah bathong Friend as for....


Aaag fotsek im leaving dis COUNTRY.

Good riddance, fokof..
 

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 13:35

Gr8 move Sisila

Kandyfloss
12 Nov 2012 10:17

morning... Am the one who asked about circumcision.. and the bible. Thank you all for your help. So it doesnt matter whether you are circumcised or not.

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 10:26

guys i realy dnt know where to start, i feel sorry for you all and am excited that we realy have people who will encourage others,yu guys covered everything i dnt know what to say and God b less you for encouraging others
i realised that am not the only person who have gone through hell.........


@ Sisisla just  forgive him i know what you talking about, my parents divorced when i was in grade 12 my mom was/is not  working my grand ma took me to school, But one day i realised that i am varrying this anger inside me and there's no way God will hear my prayers cos ther is a wall of hatred blocking my prayers so i forgave him, i call him him he also doea and guess what i got this peace inside me

@ SHADI am so sorry my sister just be still and know that he is God, put your trust in him,he will never forsake you no leave you,HE SAID IT IN THE bOOK OF JERIMIAH that he  know you even befor you were born he approved you , you were approved by God  he says  i have got good plands for you plans not to harm you but to make you Prosper,   Bona he is the Father t the Fatherless  his other name is Jehovah Jirah he will provide for you and your soon coming baby, he said it in his word that we must not worry about what will eat nor wear but we must seek the kingdom og God first and the rest shall be added into you, the joy of the Lord will be your strength

sorry Zdwesha hang in there all will be fine and God bless you

Aya loves you all and i promise i will pray for you no weapon formed to destroy your life will able to prosper you know what guys it doesn't matter that you are down you have encouter many challeges the reason you are still standing is because you are more imaen more than the conquorer you are wired up to prosper    

steffie
12 Nov 2012 10:28

Late morning peeps. We have a whole bunch of preachers in the making in this house, keep it up and spread the word of God.

B2G: Sbu want to get naughty with Wandi but I lili I like, what is destined to be will be no matter what. I cant wait for them to share that long-awaited pasionate kiss. Khethiwe is now ganging with Khubone that one does not know what she really want in life.

Chix
12 Nov 2012 14:32

you did GREAT Sisila... things will move from good in your life to GREAT!! You just opened your arms not only to him as your dad but to the Blessings from heaven!!! What you did will surely give you favour from above!!!

B2G: Heee bathong ho direka eng ka Khethiwe... What is happening with Khethiwe *Im Xhosa*
First she wants Khapza to kill Khubone now she wants to save Khubone's behind from the police and plot with Khubone to get rid of Khapza... she hasn't had enough problems that one... I bet she has forgotten how miserable she was during that time when that police guy stole the docket from the polie station and started making demands on her after he wa sfired... how much more will Khubone be after killing Khapela with making demands about wanting money to start a living... Khethiwe will be like a water tap that will necer run dry... Khubone will forever come back for more... he will NEVER try to make money instead he will always open his hands to receive from Khethiwe!!! Yhooooooooo ke mathata fela!!! Heee I can't wait to see this whole Khethiwe STUPIDITY unfold... it is going to be a bumpy ride for her... I wish Khubone can demand 100% OWNERSHIP of Siqalo from which hopefully khapela has only given her 50% and the other 50% be Sara's... I would love to see how she will get the 50% that belongs to Sara!!!

I know this is VERY UNGODLY but I want Khubone to kill Khethiwe... she has got too much bloody in her bloody hands already!!!

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 14:33

Ma-ladies and ma-gents, yours truly is getting hitched on December 15, y'all are invited...Shuu, Manicure and Kandyfloss, hope to see you there.....

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 10:46

Khethiwe daznt have a back bone fickle if u ask me she's gona suffer dat's for sure.....

steffie
12 Nov 2012 14:44

RSVP 
ohh Kerrie lucky Girl, congrats!definitely coming. Dress code?

Manicure
12 Nov 2012 14:47

ao Friend!!!!!!!!!!

James Gold
12 Nov 2012 14:50



A woman came late one night and when she opened the bedroom she saw four legs sticking out from under the covers of the bed. She grabbed a cricket bat and started hitting them as hard as she could, leaving the two people screaming for help, broken ankles and all. She then went to the kitchen to get an axe. As she turned on the light she saw her husband sitting at the table listening to the music on his headphones. "Hi, darling," he said." Your parents came to visit so i let them stay in our room."

Moral: Always make sure of what you think before you act………….

No matter what happened to you yesterday, Your attitude is your choice today. Your attitude determines people's reaction towards you.

Locomotivious
12 Nov 2012 14:50

once a killer always a killer,if  they wil kil Khaps,am seeing Khubone dieing soon,as Khetiwe is used to killing and Ace buy her side.

chockie
12 Nov 2012 11:05

Nursery 2 class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mum get pregnant?"
Teacher: How old is your mother?'
Little girl: she is forty
Teacher: O yes she can get pregnant.
Little girl: Can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your big sister?
Little girl: She is Nineteen.
Teacher: Of course ya sister can certainly get pregnant Little girl: So wat of me, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How o
ld are you, dear?
Little girl: I'm five years
Teacher: No, dear, you can't get pregnant
Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, 'See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!'

The teacher fainted.

Bk212303
12 Nov 2012 14:51

Hi all im new here. You are such a beautfull family and i would like to be part of it.
I am talking about the sad story of Sisila and tell tell her that it was brave of her to take the step she took. The bible says put yr father and mother and you will be blessed.

Locomotivious
12 Nov 2012 11:08

Gudmorning family

Manicure
12 Nov 2012 14:52

@ Kerrie um angry at u gal, told u to change the date akere!!!!!

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 11:15

hahahahahhahaha tjoooo doing da dance @ five *shocked4days*

Itu.m
12 Nov 2012 15:06

Congrats Kerrie and sisila you did great!

steffie
12 Nov 2012 11:31

Naughty kids!

Kandyfloss
12 Nov 2012 11:33

@Chokie thats crude reality.. Kids do it

Manicure
12 Nov 2012 11:37

@ Chockie  ........hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh, nd morning to u all.

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 11:38

lol kikikiki nice jokes

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:19

thanks guys.....steffie, dress to kill but make sure you don't look more beautiful than me cos then you'll have to sit outside. hahahahaha! Manicure, i can't my friend, i tried, hubby dearest wants to be a man among men come this Christmas!

Friend
12 Nov 2012 12:18

Goodday Gen. Family, not feeling well but dead by the jokes

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:24

ahhahahhahahhahahahhaaaaaa...jou moerr

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 12:24

lol i found this in a certain forum which i also blog kakaka

ke eng mara ka mandela?

mandela bridge,mandela square,mandela street,mandela theater,mandela bay,mandela day,mandela stadium,mandela coin. Nw introducing mandela NOTEs, mandela condom comming soon. the will be T.B after him u go to the DR & they will say u suffer from MANDELA. WHATS NEXT? MANDELA DAYS. mondela,tuesdela,wednesdiba,th ursdiba,fritata,satertata,sunh lahla. SA to southtata madiba. Aaag fotsek im leaving dis COUNTRY.

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:27

welcome Bk12303,hope you'd enjoy staying with us, the dogs are tied at the back of the house neh!

Itu.m
12 Nov 2012 12:26

afternoon Family! Silly kids!

maud
12 Nov 2012 15:28

CARO''''''

Friend
12 Nov 2012 12:37

ke eng mara ka mandela?

Mandela
will always be a hero, SA is right by honouring him esaphila

Aaag fotsek im leaving dis COUNTRY.

Good riddance, fokof..

sisila
12 Nov 2012 13:04

Hi
Family I took your advise and called my father on friday and he was so surprised that for the first time in years i called him to check on him and i can say i feel a lot of weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 15:30

WOW!! Congrats Kerrie give us da details phela hw we nid to go n buy di 2 pis lol

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 15:32

Welcome 2 da mad house BK 12303

aowa Caro warogana

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 13:12

lol friend some people are madooo, go tlaba sharp friend

eish i wish i can go home and sleep am very much tired and am bust dossing, will make a plan 

mangqezu
12 Nov 2012 15:34

Oh Congrats Kerrie no more cob webs for u *wink*

Been reading all your stories ladies makes u appreciate ur life cos u sit there in ur lil' corner thinking u're having it bad until u read about other people's trials and how they have conquered them. U all strong ladies and God hears ur cries.

Just wish I cud puff my boss away right now I'll just pray for her tonight cos it will be the longest 3 wks of my life before I leave this job !!!!!

BTG I must say I didnt feel any shred of pity when Khethiwe got chucked out of Sqalo. I know Mpilo is an innocent child but with such a devious mother who can blame Khaphela. I wonder why she didnt go to 3 Towers cos that's where they all go to think of a shebeen of all places was just tacky whatever happened to her riches.

James Gold waze wanghlekisa lol

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:42

kerrie  o ba bolelle batswana bao hore ke re ba ka se e bone title ya maid of honour le ha ba ka bitswa ka Mandela ladies

Friend
12 Nov 2012 13:20

Well done Sisila for forgiving him, he will always be your dad no matter. Great job dear.

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:42

hau Goldi, no two piece for you, go see David Tlale or Gert Johan , two piece ke tsa bo-makhriza! December 15, my granny's house ko Serowe, church service is at 8 a.m.

steffie
12 Nov 2012 13:23

@Sisila that is great! you go gal no turning back.

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:42

BUA MAUD...

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 13:24

nice move Sisila eish i meant to say busy dossing ay

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 13:33

hahahahahah bathong Friend as for....


Aaag fotsek im leaving dis COUNTRY.

Good riddance, fokof..
 

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 13:35

Gr8 move Sisila

Chix
12 Nov 2012 14:32

you did GREAT Sisila... things will move from good in your life to GREAT!! You just opened your arms not only to him as your dad but to the Blessings from heaven!!! What you did will surely give you favour from above!!!

B2G: Heee bathong ho direka eng ka Khethiwe... What is happening with Khethiwe *Im Xhosa*
First she wants Khapza to kill Khubone now she wants to save Khubone's behind from the police and plot with Khubone to get rid of Khapza... she hasn't had enough problems that one... I bet she has forgotten how miserable she was during that time when that police guy stole the docket from the polie station and started making demands on her after he wa sfired... how much more will Khubone be after killing Khapela with making demands about wanting money to start a living... Khethiwe will be like a water tap that will necer run dry... Khubone will forever come back for more... he will NEVER try to make money instead he will always open his hands to receive from Khethiwe!!! Yhooooooooo ke mathata fela!!! Heee I can't wait to see this whole Khethiwe STUPIDITY unfold... it is going to be a bumpy ride for her... I wish Khubone can demand 100% OWNERSHIP of Siqalo from which hopefully khapela has only given her 50% and the other 50% be Sara's... I would love to see how she will get the 50% that belongs to Sara!!!

I know this is VERY UNGODLY but I want Khubone to kill Khethiwe... she has got too much bloody in her bloody hands already!!!

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 14:33

Ma-ladies and ma-gents, yours truly is getting hitched on December 15, y'all are invited...Shuu, Manicure and Kandyfloss, hope to see you there.....

steffie
12 Nov 2012 14:44

RSVP 
ohh Kerrie lucky Girl, congrats!definitely coming. Dress code?

Manicure
12 Nov 2012 14:47

ao Friend!!!!!!!!!!

James Gold
12 Nov 2012 14:50



A woman came late one night and when she opened the bedroom she saw four legs sticking out from under the covers of the bed. She grabbed a cricket bat and started hitting them as hard as she could, leaving the two people screaming for help, broken ankles and all. She then went to the kitchen to get an axe. As she turned on the light she saw her husband sitting at the table listening to the music on his headphones. "Hi, darling," he said." Your parents came to visit so i let them stay in our room."

Moral: Always make sure of what you think before you act………….

No matter what happened to you yesterday, Your attitude is your choice today. Your attitude determines people's reaction towards you.

Locomotivious
12 Nov 2012 14:50

once a killer always a killer,if  they wil kil Khaps,am seeing Khubone dieing soon,as Khetiwe is used to killing and Ace buy her side.

Bk212303
12 Nov 2012 14:51

Hi all im new here. You are such a beautfull family and i would like to be part of it.
I am talking about the sad story of Sisila and tell tell her that it was brave of her to take the step she took. The bible says put yr father and mother and you will be blessed.

Manicure
12 Nov 2012 14:52

@ Kerrie um angry at u gal, told u to change the date akere!!!!!

Itu.m
12 Nov 2012 15:06

Congrats Kerrie and sisila you did great!

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:19

thanks guys.....steffie, dress to kill but make sure you don't look more beautiful than me cos then you'll have to sit outside. hahahahaha! Manicure, i can't my friend, i tried, hubby dearest wants to be a man among men come this Christmas!

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:24

ahhahahhahahhahahahhaaaaaa...jou moerr

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:27

welcome Bk12303,hope you'd enjoy staying with us, the dogs are tied at the back of the house neh!

maud
12 Nov 2012 15:28

CARO''''''

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 15:30

WOW!! Congrats Kerrie give us da details phela hw we nid to go n buy di 2 pis lol

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 15:32

Welcome 2 da mad house BK 12303

aowa Caro warogana

mangqezu
12 Nov 2012 15:34

Oh Congrats Kerrie no more cob webs for u *wink*

Been reading all your stories ladies makes u appreciate ur life cos u sit there in ur lil' corner thinking u're having it bad until u read about other people's trials and how they have conquered them. U all strong ladies and God hears ur cries.

Just wish I cud puff my boss away right now I'll just pray for her tonight cos it will be the longest 3 wks of my life before I leave this job !!!!!

BTG I must say I didnt feel any shred of pity when Khethiwe got chucked out of Sqalo. I know Mpilo is an innocent child but with such a devious mother who can blame Khaphela. I wonder why she didnt go to 3 Towers cos that's where they all go to think of a shebeen of all places was just tacky whatever happened to her riches.

James Gold waze wanghlekisa lol

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:42

kerrie  o ba bolelle batswana bao hore ke re ba ka se e bone title ya maid of honour le ha ba ka bitswa ka Mandela ladies

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:42

hau Goldi, no two piece for you, go see David Tlale or Gert Johan , two piece ke tsa bo-makhriza! December 15, my granny's house ko Serowe, church service is at 8 a.m.

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:42

BUA MAUD...

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:44

@maud i ws commentoing to the joke ya Ayasha ka Nelson Mandela kwaaaaaaks

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:49

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Mangqezu, i'm gonna dust every day, no more arrears, gonna enjoy it while i still can and won't be feeling gulity anymore! Caro, i'll let them know, gore maid of honour ke mokgotse waka a dulang Limpopo!

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:49

@mangqezu eish nna i fell asleep dn even know whats going on down der, will prob watch tonite..
i wanted to watch the omnibus mara there ws a party where i stay so silale ngo 04 in d morning and i woke up very late, had to go buy baby stuff for graduation, then off to Peter Mokaba stadium...

caro
12 Nov 2012 15:50

@kerrie you forgot to say limpopo ko computeng...hahahahahahaa

steffie
12 Nov 2012 15:52

A warm welcome to BK12303
@James
those naughty parents *bleep!* on daugher's bed silly man!

meloe
12 Nov 2012 15:58

Hi ladies, how are you, you know it makes me feel good when i go through all your comments.  My present job is very boring, however i take close to an hour reading and before i know its 5pm and i go home feeling good,  i make sure that i resist the temptation of bloging before 4pm.

Anywhere God bless you all richly,

If you are a man and having a wife like Khethiwe, she will force you to go into celibacy.

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 15:59

Caro,oa gafa nou,i wrote Limpopo or what do you mean?

sqephu
12 Nov 2012 16:02

CONGRATS KERRIE 

caro
12 Nov 2012 16:03

yours trully

caro
(from the computer) 

i was speaking to AYASHA the ada day on the fone when she ws at home, while we were busy talking we were interupted by her mother asking " who are you talking to?" she replied by saying " its caro, the frnd i met in the computer"

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 16:08

@ Kerrie um angry at u gal, told u to change the date akere  same here i told her 10x to change the date lolmanicure if she wnt me to come she must hire an eroplaine for me coz i will be ministering through praise and worship on the 16th am sad i realy wish i would come

Kerrie
12 Nov 2012 16:10

ooohh, now i see, my friend who lives in Limpopo who i met on a blog on the computer...lol, it makes sense now Caro!
Thanks Sqephu,wish you all my crazy friend could come and then we hlokoloza and show them Batswana how it's done in the Gen house!

caro
12 Nov 2012 16:12

same here... but the main lady has spoken so what we have to do is just pray for her to have a blessed one with her family... o ipshine le monna wa hao my frnd... 

the night after the big day u wont be stealing le tla ba le etsa ntho tsa teng  ..kwaaaaks

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 16:19

where in soweto lala phela ke kasi yaka eo @ Kerrie haai soka maan i dnt wear di 2 pis kenobolela fela

steffie
12 Nov 2012 16:26

lol @ friend from the computer! bye

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 16:29

later guyz

ayashah
12 Nov 2012 16:34

lol caro  yah you were my computer friend lmao
lol at Mandela ladies  you are crazy oyazi o tla kerea ko parkeng caro 
have a wonderful  evning guys and stay blessed

RainPrincess
12 Nov 2012 16:59

Hi guys eish blogging now is a bit of a problem with me. I exchangd fones with my friend for the whole month and I am struggling to use the curve. I can only open one tab and it's irritating because the browser just closes unexpectedly. It's gonna be very hard for me to be around. BK welcome to the mad house, let's hope you enjoy the stay, don't be a silent blogger now!

Kandyfloss
12 Nov 2012 20:26

Am sooo happy. Khubone is Khethiwe's match. This time Khethiwe got a tough match ahead... Yeeeaaaah!

Kandyfloss
12 Nov 2012 20:30

Congrats Kerrie. Makin cobwebs dusting official.. no more "Stealing".

Goldi
12 Nov 2012 20:38

Evening malidis Kerrie weee kesa emetse nomoro mma B2G: wuuuu Khethiwe mara ke she DEVIL waitsi tjoooo *clapsonce* Ruby she's such a cool mom hey afta all da pain da Dinny put her she still shws her love dats so sweet unconditional love....mmmmmm Wandi n S'buda flirting lyk dat wow!! Have a gud 9t Fam chat 2moro

Friend
12 Nov 2012 20:47

Khethi is a fool! After eliminating Khaps the 60% will turn to the100%. She is underestimating Khuboni. Zodwa n Chopstick will make a nice couple not to mention WAndy n uSbuda. Dinny!! -I hate what you doing to mention Phenyo.

Mimibob
12 Nov 2012 20:48

Congratulations Kerrie! I was hoping the wedding would be in the Southern part of Bots so I come. I will try sort out my schedule.. Would really love to be there..

Mimibob
12 Nov 2012 20:52

Gens is at 1930 this Wednesday guys. Please watch and update me. I'm gonna miss the forbidden kiss.. *sad face*

Kandyfloss
13 Nov 2012 00:43

Eish never been this angry in a long time.. Wish i grow long nails before dawn. I want to do some pink cornrows on this stupid girls darknyana face. O ntenne. Times like this i wish i knew how to beat *bleep!* out of someone. Ruby where are you, give me some tips.

RainPrincess
13 Nov 2012 01:07

Kerrie congrats on ur big day tlhe. Ka go duma nna, wan tie the knot as well.

Mimibob
13 Nov 2012 06:05

@Kandyfloss, lol... O mmiletse Tiki le Tshalo.

Kerrie
13 Nov 2012 07:20

hahahahahaaaa, no more stealing Caro! Goldi,uqoke ivez'isibhono and the slit for your skirt should go as far as your thigh...hahaha, shh, don't let my granny hear me

Kerrie
13 Nov 2012 07:35

Thanks family.....Mimibob, it would really be lovely to have my computer friends around, to meet granny dearest, the funniest woman i know and for me to show you off to my other friends! Goldi, i will PM you.

mangqezu
13 Nov 2012 08:00

Morning y'all am a bed blogger today pity I didnt log on early lol

Things Black people say

*Nice car - ukhanywa yi instalment
*Rich family - banenyoka/bathwele
*Quiet - uzenza ngcono
*Loving husband - umdlisile
*Lose weight - uyagula
*Gain weight - ama ARV's amphethe grand
*Nice house - yakhiwe ngemali yobugebenga/ ilifa
*Marriage - uzoyazi kahle indoda xa ise imlobole
*Promotion at work - ulele ne boss/uyaloya 

And on that note can someone recap or better yet I'll wait for the repeat at 9am *edonsa ingubo* lol

steffie
13 Nov 2012 08:17

Morning all

"Mangqezu endonsa ingubo" I envy you gal, this days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired.

Friend
13 Nov 2012 08:20

Morning fam.

Kerrie ntombi congrats, i will be with you in spirit & prayers on your big day, please post those honeymoon photos for us ne. lol.

Bed blogger lol, true though.

Kandyfloss
13 Nov 2012 08:23

lol @mangqezu. Very true even here in Bots. The most common is umdlisile iyho. And what to they say about single ladies lets share

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 08:24

yhuuu Kandyfloss ke tlatla ke go thusa lol
@ KerrieA soul mate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks.
When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are;
we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to be.
Each unveils the best part of the other.
No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we're safe in our own paradise.
Our soul mate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction.
When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person.
Our soul mate is the one who makes life "come to life".

Congratulations to you for finding your soul mate... Wishing the special couple a magical life together!! 

where are my manners now morning guys

Friend
13 Nov 2012 08:25

"these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".

Same here, the body is suffering from the festive fever.

Goldi
13 Nov 2012 08:36

Morning Gen Family

Kerrie please enza njalo lol i've gt a new name 4 ur Granny it's Madea since she's funny wuuu i love dat woman *madea* 

ya waking up it's a mission yooo feel lyk crying cnt wait for nxt month, yeh Friend tlk abt self abuse nna bare konna ke partier okare i'm single as in no kids hihihihiihih n i say nothing is keeping me home mos n ma kids have grown so y nt life's too short 

B2G: Zodwa hanke Chops atlogele Mr Nic, Dinny ena wannyotsha otlaitshola

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 08:42

And what do they say about single ladies lets share 
waiting patiently to hear views on this one

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 08:57

Zodwa makes a move on her man. Dineo lies to cover her true feelings. MJ witnesses a forbidden kiss.

OMG!!

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:08

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:08

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:08

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:08

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:08

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who is

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:09

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late this

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late??

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late?? cnt

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late?? cnt wait

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late?? cnt wait fr

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late?? cnt wait for

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late?? cnt wait for nxt moths either

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late?? cnt wait for nxt moths

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:10

these days waking up is becoming a problem for me, always tired".  eish le nna i found  CARO  waiting for me outside her house you will hear her saying uena this dae you late kgati do you have a bf who make you to  be late?? cnt wait for nxt moth either

chockie
13 Nov 2012 09:10

GOD IS NEVER WRONG

A king, who did not believe in the goodness of God, had a slave who, in all circumstances, said:

My king, do not be discouraged, because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes!

One day they went hunting and along the way a wild animal attacked the king. His slave managed to kill the animal, but could not prevent his majesty losing a finger. Furious and without showing his gratitude for being saved, the nobleman said "Is God good? If He was good, I would not have been attacked and lost my finger." The slave replied: "My king, despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good, and he knows "why" of all these things happen. What God does is perfect. He is never wrong!"

Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his slave. Later, he left for another hunt and was captured by savages who made human sacrifices. On the altar, ready to sacrifice the nobleman, the savages found that the victim had not one of his fingers, so he was released. According to them, it was not so complete to be offered to the gods. Upon his return to the palace, he authorized the release of his slave that he received very affectionately. "My dear, God was really good to me! I was almost killed by the wild men, but for lack of a single finger, I was let go! But I have a question: if God is so good, why did he allow me to put you in jail?" "My King, if I had gone with you in this hunt, I would have been sacrificed for you, because I have no missing finger, therefore, remember everything God does is perfect. He is never wrong."

Often we complain about life, and negative things that happen to us, forgetting that nothing is random and that everything has a purpose. Every morning, offer your day to God, don't be in a rush. Ask God to inspire your thoughts, guide your actions, and ease your feelings. And do not be afraid. God is never wrong! You know why this message is for you? I do not know, but God knows, Because he never makes mistakes.......

“As for God, His way is perfect; the word of the Lord is proven; He is a shield to all who trust in Him”. As he says in 2 Samuel 22: 31

What you do with this message is up to you. May God put in your heart the Desire to send it to someone God knows why He chose you to receive this message.

Please bless someone with it

Manicure
13 Nov 2012 09:14

morning to u all, i think our bodies are suffering from christmas festive mood now, its jus around the corner, we all feel tired and we cant wait for next month.

welcome bomyy and feel at home LOL.

gegelegege
13 Nov 2012 09:18

Mabloggers amahle greetings in the name of Jesus

chockie
13 Nov 2012 09:22

Morning guys, jus thot of sharing this above story with my beloved family. love you all. In Zim its very hot, jus hoping for rains or else.................. Im living in Bulawayo we go for 4 days without water, 3 days with water. its terrible guys. But God does not make a mistake.

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:22

ahhhh sorry guys (hide from attacks)

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 09:24

your bodies are exhausted by summer

Ayash please! STOP FLOODING!!! OMG!!

Manicure thanks dear, ni kombela kofi

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 09:27

Khaethiwe ke moloi

Goldi
13 Nov 2012 09:28

Haaai Aya kante ke eng jwale???? 

i think her man is chopa n we thinking it's Nic u knw hw deze soapies r cos she's been flirting with Nic n dey wnt us to think gore it's Nic kante ke Chops *jst saying*

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:36

powerful words Chockie thax

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 09:52

@ Bommy ntaku endlela kofi ani ni onhile, @ Goldie and Bommy i dnt know what hapenned i just found out that i posted 21 comments yooo tswarelo please

chockie
13 Nov 2012 09:53

@Goldi i think her is Mr Nic coz 'Nicholas wants Zodwa to back off but she's not listening' maybe Nic is the man

Friend
13 Nov 2012 09:55

Aya, ur forgiven. Chokie Amen to that. you shall not die of the heat and thirst. Goldi my thoughts exactly. Bomyy she is the Queen of witches. Manicure wishing today was the 1st of Dec. Gege likewise.

caro
13 Nov 2012 10:09

Khetiwe ke skelekeqe mara not esi-focused, how can she trust Khubone of all pipo.... not a nice move at all

chockie
13 Nov 2012 10:25

If Mpilo is not Khaphela's son how will Kethiwe pay Khubone or she will forge the test. Khetiwe she is a witch, she is capable of doing anything.

6444
13 Nov 2012 10:34

Goldi
13 Nov 2012 10:50

@Chokie i guess i dnt want it to be Nic wabo bt anywu will c, eish Khethiwe she neva learn hey wuuuuu hai crook ya matarapane

u r 4given Aya ma darling...Phela Wena Friend bara gampe gore etsa ditlaela shem bt retlabona pele

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 11:02

mna Ayash i am not forgiving you deary! i want you to serve me today, i want my faxes sent! my diary up-to-date! and coffee every 2 hours!! khaphish?

chockie
13 Nov 2012 11:17

This is what some men say about their wives
1. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with enemy.
2. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
3. After marriage, husband & wife become 2 sides of a coin, they can't  face each other, but still they stay together.
4. The great question which i have not been able to answer is "What does a woman want"
5. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
6. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming is
     a) Whenever you are wrong admit it
     b) Whenever you are right shut up

moon39
13 Nov 2012 11:28

Khetiwe is becoming uglier. They should have thought of a better way to eliminate Bra kaps than having his wife plotting to kill him.  Too GROSS. What are they saying abt our marriages? That we should always look over our shoulders in case.................

Manicure
13 Nov 2012 11:31

anyone with Impondo's contacts please PM me, been long since we heared from her.

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 11:33

Manicure she is on facebook

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 11:45

@ Bomyy i was going to do it shame But because you didn't wite my name correct am not lol

Whenever you are wrong admit it
b) Whenever you are right shut up
if it was on facebook i wil like this anyway many people do not wan't to admitt when they are wrong swallow the pride and just say am sorry mean it the ixito zizo hamba kahle

chockie
13 Nov 2012 11:52

In a crowded New York City at a busy bus stop,a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to to the height of the first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to
discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 11:59

@manicure nna i have her email adress we chat via emails wil pm to you if you dnt mind using email

vuxy
13 Nov 2012 12:00

@ Friend
 Khethi is a fool! After eliminating Khaps the 60% will turn to the100%. She is underestimating Khuboni. Khuboni is the one underestimating khethiwe, remember what she did to that snoopy policeman, she is also going to get rid of khubone

goldie
13 Nov 2012 12:02

Hello bloggers, Congrats Kerrie enjoy every moment of it dear. SIsila i am very proud of ur decision ur a true child of God, may he give u d strength n wisdom in this road of recovery! BTG- What is Sarah supposed to do with all those millions ko mahaeng again? I think Khaps shud have given to charity instead hobane le yena he never spend that money he cud only spend it on Khethi, with Sara only opera n parks! I must I can do justice to that money ha e ka wela matsohong a ka, no wonder Khethi a behavang like this!

sqephu
13 Nov 2012 12:15

AFTRENOON MABLOGGERS AMAHLE

KHOHLWA IZAGA ZAKUDALA SIZISHAYA ISIMANJEMANJE-KE 
1. Zofa izinsizwa kosala o Jason
2. Guga mzimba lekelela foundation
3. Isala kutshelwa sibona ngama sunglasses
4. Induku enhle igawulwa kuBBM, Twitter, Myspace no Whatsapp.
5. Indlela ibuzwa kuJohny Walker
6. Liyashisa likhipha isavannah efrijini
7. Ithi ingahamba idle iNando's
8. Indlu yegagu ineshower
9. Ikati lilele ehitheni
10. Akutho qili lakhotha u ice cream. 

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 12:25

Ayash you are ayashah, i just cut your name short, did not write it wrong! stop with the tendencies and get all these copies done! and i want my coffee! well made woman!!

Impondokazi sends her greetings and she said its ok if i give you manicure her email address, i pm'd it to ya

zdwesha
13 Nov 2012 12:41

afternoon every 1 mic all congra Kerrie 

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 12:52


Ma-ladies and ma-gents, yours truly is getting hitched on December 15, y'all are invited...Shuu, Manicure and Kandyfloss, hope to see you there.....


Congrats Sana Kerrie... manje mina ke ngicela insipho le ogeza ngayo sana so I can get what yoou are having too :)

Can i have your bath soap so...

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 12:55

lol Bomyy, kgathi why are you back from the hole you been hiding? copies,tea, diary iyooo will do it your highness lol 

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 12:58

hahahahahaha tha's a good girl! now MOVE!!! ts ts ts

been terrible busy at work sisi, no chance at all, but now I will be back...

Bk212303
13 Nov 2012 13:03

@Chockie that is a very good message GOD IS NEVER WRONG. Yes HE is never wrong everything happens for a reason, your bf might have left u but there's a reason behind that. You might not have kids there's a reason behind. All u have to do is ask HIM and be patient and also ask HIM to help u be patient so that when HE answers yr prayers u are there waiting to receive it. So if u will read on Izaya 59 when THE BIBLE says his hand is not............

sqephu
13 Nov 2012 13:39

Ubani owayazi ukuthi u-Akhona noNoluntu bayoke baxoxe bahleke kanje?

Goldi
13 Nov 2012 13:41

yoooo ungasho futhi wena Sqephu n ever since she's preggie she's got a HEART u knw no longer da scheming b*tch she ws

bomyy
13 Nov 2012 13:45

it seems like uMawiniza(Zodwa) uwill be taking Noluntu's place of beingthe b**h

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 13:53

kodwa lo zodwa will be worse Bomyy
  

bananasplit
13 Nov 2012 14:03

Hy everyone. I'm new here. I hope you'll welcome me with open hearts. I just wanted to say I hate this story line yegenerations the maid vs the madam of the house for the man might put ideas into peoples heads

Maqinase
13 Nov 2012 14:09

Hello Mabloggers amahle, I'm trying to catch up your comments but *whew*

Sqephu you killed me with IZAGA yho...things change...lol

Congrats Kerrie, unfortunately I will be gone home to E.C by then otherwise I will come and introduce myself when the pastor say"is there someone who's got a reason for this wedding not to continue" joking .You must enjoy your day gal, invite the Lord through the whole process and even after.

BTG I liked Sbusiso's smile yesterday & Wandi's naughty shyness  

Friend
13 Nov 2012 14:16

Feel at home Banansplit, 

BTG I liked Sbusiso's smile yesterday & Wandi's naughty shyness 

Me too. Caleb will cry foul.

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 14:20

welcome banana feel at home,please make a cup if cofee for Bomyy am still doing arranging her third quarter for moderation

Manicure
13 Nov 2012 14:23

where is Dr. Wet, these days she is scarcenyana waitse.

Manicure
13 Nov 2012 14:28

if u were to choose 3 friends from the Gen family whom will u choose, mna i realy do not know!!!!!!!!!

chockie
13 Nov 2012 14:31

she is scarce like Dr McNamara in Isidingo. lol

sqephu
13 Nov 2012 14:31

@Chockie that is true GOD IS NEVER WRONG, Never change your originality for the sake of others,because no one can play your role better than you. So be yourself you are the best.

Friend
13 Nov 2012 14:32

"if u were to choose 3 friends from the Gen family whom will u choose"

All Of You.

Goldi
13 Nov 2012 14:32

welcome Banana

chockie
13 Nov 2012 14:34

Thus a difficult thing Manicure

mangqezu
13 Nov 2012 14:35

Waze wangihlekisa sqephu lol

Ikati lilele kufire place

Isala kutshelwa sibona ngokublockwa

Hamba juba bayokurequesta phambili

Ithi ingahamba idle amacornflakes neyoghurt

Ubuhle bendoda yimoto yayo namatender ayo

Sobohla uma usuphuze iEno

Akusoka lingenamoto necredit card

Indlela ibuzwa kutaxi driver

Ingane engakhali ifela kwipram

Maqinase
13 Nov 2012 14:39

Welcome banana, I'm not complicated I drink tea in the morning only but during the day I drink  ice cold water with 8 teaspoons of sugar, can I have it please.

@ Manicure  I will choose Wandi, Jason &  Sharon

steffie
13 Nov 2012 14:42

I liked Sibusiso smile yesterday & Wandi's naughty shyness
Caleb will cry foul.
 
No more than me guys, I am the number  1 cheerleader of their undying feelings for each other.
Serves him right for leaving forsaking his family( Caleb)

Maqinase
13 Nov 2012 14:47

Manicure  I think I got the question wrong, Gen family as in our family ?

Kerrie
13 Nov 2012 15:02

thanks for all the congratulatory messages my lovies, will have a blast! those who won't come for the wedding, make sure you show your faces for the 10th anniversary neh..*serious*....
bomyy, switch on your bluetooth ngýithumele insipho ntombazana, uyisebenzise kakuhle, you overdose you'll have a bunch of cute men after you, kuzakuphatisa inhloko!
Goldi, i've been out of the office since morning, will PM you now-now...

BananaSplit, are you as yummy as you name suggest cos if s, 'i'd have you on a platter anytime of day,lol...welcome to our bubbly home, don't be shy....

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 15:05

Manicure I will choose Wandi, Jason & Sharon @  not from  a soapie generations e-e this house  you blogging from\

thats difficult to choose like Friend i will choose all

Goldi
13 Nov 2012 15:08

Sure Kerrie i'm patiently waiting.......

mangqezu
13 Nov 2012 15:09

What is more stressful when broken?
1) marriage
2) virginity
3) promises
4) heart
5) condom
6)relationship

Manicure
13 Nov 2012 15:13

@ Maq i mean our family here, the gen family not the actors, the bloggers, mna i will choose all of u guys, u are all wonderful.

@ banana feel at home dear and dont forget to watch generations tonite, tomoro its ur turn to update sisters.

chockie
13 Nov 2012 15:16

Guys what do you think about this 'Patricia urges Sara to take back what's hers'    maybe Khethiwe will cheat uSara on ilifa labo.

Manicure
13 Nov 2012 15:17

comment loading.................... @ Mangqezu

sqephu
13 Nov 2012 15:19

Welcome Bananasplit fell at home

Itu.m
13 Nov 2012 15:19

Welcome Banana feel at home!

chockie
13 Nov 2012 15:21

@Mangqezu i think its virginity coz once broken it can never be mended again.
Marriage - you can sot things out and come back to each other
promises - given the second chance you can fulfil those promises
heart - same as above
condom - if its about fear of getting preg you can morning after pills
relationship - there is second chance

steffie
13 Nov 2012 15:21

What is stressful when broken?

HEART

Maqinase
13 Nov 2012 15:24

Oh ok, I'll choose all of you guys....I was even thinking the other day that if I had a big house I would invite you all to my place, with long queue of introduction,relax & chat....*dreaming*

@  Mangqezu I think 5)condom...so many reasons

zdwesha
13 Nov 2012 15:30

What is more stressful when broken?
1) marriage
2) virginity
3) promises
4) heart
5) condom
6)relationship 
 


WHEN THE OTHER FIVE ITS BROKEN IT KILL A HEART

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 15:35


@mangqezu number 1,2,3,4and 6

Kerrie
13 Nov 2012 15:43

Maqinase, you are allowed to dream my friend..wait till we all have fancy jobs and we can afford plane tickets and all then we'll have a BIIIG FAMILY GET TOGETHER.....*still dreaming*
 i agree with you chockie, broken hearts do heal and r/ships can be mended but virginity, no repairing can ever be done once broken....

Friend
13 Nov 2012 15:45

None, ndi strongo. will not stress but get myself together and move on,. no time to cry over spilt milk. whats done is done. Stress kills & life is good.

wait a sec, mayb no. 5 coz might get an infection.

Manicure
13 Nov 2012 15:48

for me its virginity, once broken its broken nd can never be mended, others u can give a second chance or u can find a way of sorting the problem like chockie is saying.

Locomotivious
13 Nov 2012 15:51

Afternoon family,

Condom-am afraid of HIV AND unwanted pregnancy lol

Bk212303
13 Nov 2012 15:54

@Magqezu- heart
@Banana welcome to the family
@Kerrie congrats

Hey i want to share something with u. I got married on 30 September 2012 and my husband lost his job that same day.So i had to support him and our 8yr old son. I was struggling so much that my son felt sorry for me. He said mom i will go to church with u every Sunday and every night we pray. We usually pray the OUR FATHER only, so this 1 night i asked him to pray and  ask GOD to give him what he wants. You can imagine a 8yr old praying he said: "GOD i want a bicycle, plz give my mother money and please give my dad a job so that they can buy me the bicycle AMEN" and that was it and then we went to sleep. a week pasted my son asked me where is this GOD i keep on telling him about cause he still did not answer his prayers. Hey i was shocked and i told him to be patient but then i again he knows nothing about patience. So i said when we pray again we must ask the LORD to help us be patient and so we did pray that night. Last week Sunday i said to him we going to church. So i bought a box of marches and packet of candles to church cause we use candles(ST JOHN'S APOSTOLIC CHURCH) so i told my son to go in front and pray again with the box of matches and he went and prayed same prayer and i also prayed after he finished and then we went home. Monday Morning my husband got a call and he is now working. The Lesson is PATIENCE.

ReneyC
13 Nov 2012 15:56

Guys,how do u PM someone.I normally use my phone n I can't seem to find the option?

caro
13 Nov 2012 15:59

@ Manicure I will choose Wandi, Jason & Sharon  laughing kudkudukudukudukdukududkudukdudkudu.... gen family ...hardy myfrnd

Friend
13 Nov 2012 16:02

Bk212303, Wow gal, that's great. Happy 4 you guys. Patience pays & God never  fails us. Ask & it shall be given. 

God please give me patience, Amen.

caro
13 Nov 2012 16:06

@Bk212303

m blessed and inspired at the same time.. this is so breathtaking. i must say you are so blessed to have such a son hey..  

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 16:14

Maqinase, you are allowed to dream my friend..wait till we all have fancy jobs and we can afford plane tickets and all then we'll have a BIIIG FAMILY GET TOGETHER.....*still dreaming* 

mmm i can imagine kerrie uena o tlo betha hlokoloza some,dira  batlo dira braai then we must have a 1 hour sermorn akere we will exchange maybe 5 speakers 10 minutes each mhhh then we start talking ditaba can you imagine mara?

anyway  tomorow

steffie
13 Nov 2012 16:17

Amen, Glory to the Most High.

Goldi
13 Nov 2012 16:19

Amen Bk, it's true wen den say patience is a virtue whc we dnt practice n lack

Yooo modimo omogolo n congrats on ur wedding even tho u ddnt invite us *straitface*

Locomotivious
13 Nov 2012 16:20

@Bk212303 

U are blessed frend and may God keeps protecting u and your family

ayashah
13 Nov 2012 16:22

thax Bk this was so inspirational and you know what i salute you for taking cre of your husband God Bless you more

steffie
13 Nov 2012 16:22

Tot sien  more is genog dag ( broken Afrikaans)

Donoh
13 Nov 2012 16:23

hey gen family! wow congrats Kerrie, i hope i'll still be in Gabs so i can come to your wedding.

Donoh
13 Nov 2012 16:24

flip! i meant to say Steffie

Btwa
13 Nov 2012 16:28

Hello Lovies
I miss the house big tym, night shifts are not doing any good

B2G there is a scene to come that say Khetiwe's heartbreaking goodbye, is she going to regret. I suspect Khubone will take out Khaps a bit later after the new will has been done, Khetiwe will not benefit a penny with Khubone hounding her.

steffie
13 Nov 2012 16:32

@Donoh you are right it is Kerrie getting hitched lol

Flip! i meant to say Steffie

shuu
13 Nov 2012 16:46

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies

shuu
13 Nov 2012 16:47

Two men met recently and struck up a conversation. One was telling the other about some problems he was having with one of his kids.

After a while the other guy said, "You think you have family problems? Get a load of my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.

"Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of my half-brother.

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.

"I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather. Wow! You think you have family problems."

shuu
13 Nov 2012 16:47

A Kenyan man ordered for a voice automated robot car, that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became so proud & BOASTFUL of what the car can do without mistakes. One day, he wasn't able to go out, his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick their three children from school because she was so tired. The man agreed and said to the car; Car, go and bring my children from school.

The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong. Several hours later and no car. The man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said; "These are your children Sir" In the car was their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their female pastor's son and their neighbors’ two sons. The Wife said; Don't tell me all these ones are your children?. The man responded to her calmly; "Can you tell me why YOUR children are not in the car?"

shuu
13 Nov 2012 16:50

A bus going to Pretoria from Polokwane.
A girl's phone rings she picks it and says"Honey,.am on my way to Durban for
the burial, I’ll call u when I get there."
Another guy's phone rings, and the guy says "Sweetheart I’m on my way to
Cape Town University for the Master’sDegree form. Please send me credit for
the Trip."
Then another passenger's phone rings,and she says "Daddy, I'm on my way to
OR Tambo Airport for the interview, I’ll call u later."

This Old Man, one man sitting at the back gets so provoked.. He
shouts..."DRIVE R, STOP!...,WHERE EXACTLY IS THIS BUS GOING?

Riyat
13 Nov 2012 19:38

Hie guys. I missed blogging like God knows what. My son was just discharged from the hospital yesaterday. He was critically ill so didn't even have the time to blog. @Kerrie congrats hit the iron while its still hot @banana welcome I feel like having banana pancake

Mimibob
13 Nov 2012 22:30

I'm stil trying to get the thinking behind breaking virginity being stressful.. Painful yah. Broken marriage could be a relief at times, or painful, to some extent stressful. Broken promises could be disappointing and hurtful. Broken heart would be painful. Broken relationship would be painful or "good riddance"... Imagine realizing that condom has broken! Your mind will run helta skelter! Am i pregnant? Infected? Even if it was your first, broken virginity would be least of your concerns.. By time u get morning after pills or test results, u would have sweated with stress.

Riyat
14 Nov 2012 06:52

Morning all. Rains dont want to come in my area this year. Yearning for rain!!!

mangqezu
14 Nov 2012 07:16

Morning y'all
I also think broken condom is more stressful can u imagine if it was a one night stand tjo!!
Broken virginity will stress u if ur mother expects inkomo yomqhoyiso I guess lol

BTG Didn't watch last night, Khethiwe's devious schemes are boring me cos I dont u/stand why she's so after Khaphela's money,  what happened to her share of the money that she got from Tau kanti??

 

mangqezu
14 Nov 2012 07:30

Guys pls help a sister out ......I just moved into a house with wooden floors and I need tips on how best to clean them...,......I've tried using liquid polish it didnt seem to work so I now use normal polish and its hard work with a toddler in the house there's always marks on the floor

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 08:17

hahahaha, Shuu, your jokes bru and the one about stepdaughter come stepmother is so confusing, had my head spinning there for a moment!
hau, Goldi, i invited everyone to the wedding, go through the comments you'll see! Donoh, fingers crossed hey, it would really be nice to have you guys at the wedding.

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 08:24

update a sister please ma-ladies, there was a hailstorm last night and there was a power cut, didn't get to watch any of the soapies...

Mangqezu, try using One-Step swidy, mop ka warm water with Sunlight liquid....

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 08:24

Morning Family

Riyat gud news abt ur lil 1, @ mangqezu Khethi give all her share to Khapela that time of the dead cop da stole da docket n ws blackmailing her, well nna i use Cobra da normal polish it's hard work for sure ebile yantena so nxt yr wen i move to ma house i dnt want da *bleep!* in ma house all tiles

steffie
14 Nov 2012 08:29

Morning peeps. 
Can't wait for the forbidden kiss tonight @19:30

steffie
14 Nov 2012 08:34

@Goldi
 I also hate shining floors with passion, I apply polish and let people footsteps shine the floor, use a semi-wet mop tada, shine!

Friend
14 Nov 2012 08:40

Morning guys, Mangqezu can relate to that, it's hard work. Go with  Kerrie's advice, i hate carpeted floors, mine is all tiles now, Goldie stop being lazy lol @ da *bleep!* in ma house. Steffie will Wandie & Sbuda kiss? Thx for the reminder 19.30.

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 08:40

ReneyC, on the right hand side of your screen, there is a Blogs Menu and there are hyperlinks in the menu, choose My Private Messages and take it from there...

bomyy
14 Nov 2012 08:45


What is more stressful when broken?
1) marriage
2) virginity
3) promises
4) heart
5) condom
6)relationship


sorry I am a bit late with my responce.
For me it is the heart that is more stressful, it hurts so much when u have a broken heart.
If your marriage is broken and your heart is still fine then why stress?
Virginity should be brokes at  some point anyway, so why stress
promisses ah well, you can always make up for them
condom, lol ai this is stessful but not as much as a broken heart
relationship (see marriage)

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 08:49

Goldi and Goldie,sometimes your names confuse me, did i PM Goldi or Goldie, i'm too lazy to go to my messages?

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 08:56

bomyy, if you lose your virginity to the right person, yes but in cases like Ruby's where you are raped, it hurts the most! Losing ones virginity should be something beautiful, an everlasting memory, even if you don't get to stay with that person but still...

steffie
14 Nov 2012 09:03

Can anyone PM me please, I wanna see how this works (Inbox) for testing!

Bk212303
14 Nov 2012 09:04

He says ask and u will get but only in His own time. So we don't know His time which is why we have to ask for patience so that when the time comes we receive all the blessings. Thank you family for welcoming me. I t is so kind of all of you. May by reading my story touch each and everyone of you and know that THE GOD IS ALIVE and HE is coming to pick up HIS people. It is never too late to be born again and know that Jesus is the the SON OF GOD and HE died for our sins. Whatever problem u are facing talk/tell/ask HIM and you will receive yr answer"PATIENCE". Prepare yourself cause HE is coming. When that day comes There will be no mabloggers,mom,dad,sister etc it will only be you. We dont even know that maybe tonight or now u just c Maybe Kerrie logged on but no response cause GOD took her with HIM.cause HE will just come and pick u from wherever and live the others behind. There  wont be people telling u about bible everyone will be shut it will only be action. U KNOW THAT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS. THANK FOR READING THIS NOTE GOD BLESS U IN ANYWAY HE CAN.

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 09:19

morning guys
am sorry can't update i was potting a certain girl's hair so i wasn't concetrating
@manicure, i fixed my google talkl we can now chat i missed that 

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 09:19

steffie i PMd you

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 09:20

lol Kerrie u so lazy u pm'd me doll, hai  Friend nagana fela sekekgoname ke tshasana le polish aowa ke matla go mopa fela lol

Kandyfloss
14 Nov 2012 09:36

As for me it'l be the HEART.. Broken marriage, promises are disguised blessings in most cases. Virginity no stress, but i was stressednyana wonderin if it wont change my walk.

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 09:38

mmm we have got pastors, Decons, Bishop,Evagelist, Prophets,Elders  in this house we blessed, and growing up spritualy bazalwane( am remembering makisto)he love the word BAZALWANE i loughed my lungs out whn he was repeating this word in a certain blog anyway is a bl;essing to have you all

shuu
14 Nov 2012 09:38

everyone who sees this post please PM me.... what does PM stands for by the way? i will be waiting for 100 PMses

Bk212303
14 Nov 2012 09:45

Khetiwe gave all her shares to Bra khabs and now she will get nothing.she is paying for all the things she she's done ti khapela

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 09:52

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Kandyfloss, changing the walk.....

Shuu, PM stands for Private Message....

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 09:55

Look Again




“ ‘Go and look toward the sea,’ he told his servant. And he went up and looked. ‘There is nothing there,’ he said. Seven times Elijah said, ‘Go back.’ The seventh time the servant reported, ‘A cloud as small as a man’s hand is rising from the sea...”
(1 Kings 18:43–44, NIV)


The Bible says that after the prophet Elijah prayed and asked God to end the drought, he said to the people, “I can hear the sound of an abundance of rain.”
He was saying in effect, “There is a yes from God in our future!”
Elijah told his assistant to go look on the other side of the mountain to see if there was any sign of rain. When the assistant came back, he said, “No, Elijah. There’s not a cloud in the sky. It’s perfectly clear.” Elijah didn’t get discouraged and think, “What are we going to do now? I might as well quit this prophet business.” No, he simply said, “Go back and look again.”
This happened six different times, but Elijah kept saying, “Go look again.” On the seventh time, the servant came back and said, “Elijah, I saw a small cloud in the sky. It isn’t much, just the size of a man’s hand.” Elijah’s answer was basically, “You’d better get your umbrella. Rain is coming!”
Friend, like Elijah, maybe you are believing for something and aren’t seeing anything happen. Don’t give up, go look again! If God has promised it, He will do it. It won’t be long until you see His showers of blessing pouring down on every area of your life!



Riyat
14 Nov 2012 10:01

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ shuu. PM stands for personal message. These computer words people use even me I get confused. It took me ages to figure out what LMAO means. Now am still trying to figure out what btwn though between doesnt work.

chockie
14 Nov 2012 10:01

siyafana shuu nami i also want to what does PM stands for. i was shy to ask that maybe you will laugh at me

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 10:01

mmmm Kerrie doll it ws nice to hear ur voice kikikikiki

Virginity.....will have to go @ some point
Promises.....always broken n not kept
Heart.....My heart's been broken manier times bt m still alive
Marriage.....i wudnt no neva been married b4
Relationship...been der done dat gt da t-shirt, burned it 
Condom.....wu tlk abt mood breaker so ya for me it wud be Condom

Manicure
14 Nov 2012 10:05

@ Riyat..............we so happy that u lil one is well. 

shuu
14 Nov 2012 10:10

so how will i know i got them PMses? Please bring them on

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 10:14

changing the walk.....  Waze wandihlekisa Kandyfloss (lol me mixing zulu and xhosa kweeee)

i wil miss you guys ka december ntjoo gape i use work stuff to blog **worried**

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 10:25

Shuu i jst took a chnc babe jst check if i dd da ryt thing,

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 10:27

lol kakakkakkakakkakaka ay i didn'tr wanted to show you that am loughing kakakk but i could't hold myslf ay
yooo you are soo brave Shuu. kakaka

ok shuu and chockie i will PM you something now look at you Gold menu you will see rivate meassae click it then when it have retrieved you wil click the box message not my manme coz it will take you to my profile click the meassge then read and reply

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 10:43

lol Aya nna i gt notifications via my phone *tangout*

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 10:45

so how will i know i got them PMses? Please bring them on 

by just looking at you gold menu, there this sentence saying you have got 0 message so lets say you have got 1 msg when u look at the gold menu the sentences will go like you have got 1 message to read 

Bk212303
14 Nov 2012 10:50

What does LMAO stand for Riyat? or anyone help out.

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 10:55

bathong kante lona le chata kae le bo mang na LMAO stands for Laughing my ass off

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 11:09

Shuu gt her PMses Aya hahahaha

shuu
14 Nov 2012 11:14

yep, i just got two (or should i say 3) PMses.... feeling good now

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 11:19

LMAO.....

Bk212303
14 Nov 2012 11:20

hahahaha@Goldi

steffie
14 Nov 2012 11:25

@Kerrie thanks dear, really appreciated.

@BK212303 LMAO stands for Laughing My Arse Off.

shuu
14 Nov 2012 11:25

MJ witnesses a forbidden kiss. (must be Sbu and Mawande)

Khethiwe is wracked by guilt. Ngamla suspects foul play was involved in the explosion. (khubone did the explosion on khapela but he didn’t die)

Khubone is determined to finish what he started. (now he wanted to finish khaphela)

Mawande is shocked to hear how Ngamla got hurt. (MJ did it because of the forbidden kiss)

It's a heartbreaking scene as Khethiwe says her final goodbye. (going to jail as a result of organizing crime)

MJ is floored when the police arrive to arrest him. (because of hurting Sbu)

Khubone won't back down until he gets what he wants.(still wants to finish khaps)

RainPrincess
14 Nov 2012 11:27

Good morning fam, missed y'all loads, shem Khethi is in way too deep. Serves her right though, I DON'T feel sorry for her! I felt so sorry for uDinny being snubbed by Phenyo maabane but it served her right, how could she steal him from Thabs and then chuck him out just like that? Mxm wa bora!

shuu
14 Nov 2012 11:30

If they weren't actors and actresses,this is wat they could suit to be :
1.Khaphela ---- Bus driver ko seabelo
2.Caleb------ Bouncer ko Trackers
3.Ruby----- Machonisa who doest take shit
4.Sbusiso---- Taxi Owner ...
5.Akhona----- Hairdresser ko stationi'n
6.Jason------ Teller ko FNB
7.Senzo----- Sales ko Studio 88
9.Queen--- Sugar mama
10.Lungile---- Tsotsi ya small street
11.Khethiwe--- Call Centre Mascom
12.Mawande--- Form 5 Maths Teacher 13.Sarah------ Vendor, selling Pap nd braii
14.Choppa------ Selling airtime
16 Patricia------ maid 17.Nicholas---- - Sales Person Ko Edgars
18.Malumeu JB ----- Mine worker ko Marikana
19.Phenyo ------ Security Ko G4S 20.Xolani----- Garden Boy Phakalane .

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 11:40

WOW! Shuu i see gore dose PMses dd da trick with ur mind lol

mangqezu
14 Nov 2012 11:43

Glad I'm not the only one who suffers with these wooden floors :)

GPY at changing the step

I'm happy Phenyo snubbed lil' Dinny nendoda iyakhathala ukube ikuncenga u must not over do it

ReneyC
14 Nov 2012 11:46

Thanks a lot KERRI,I got it :)

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 11:48

Haai soka Dinny watena le ena walaega...

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 11:49

kakakakakaka  you gys are reminding me of my frioend i was busy ten i told her to read my mxit message then tell her what to reply, so one ask HUD the she saisd to me yoo whjat kind of Language is this? then i said what you she said you cnt believe (she read it the way it is WITH CONFIDANCE)this person is saying hud and after that she's busy adding point ' if people does not know english why cnt he speak his language i loughed at her until she was angyry then i told her what was the meaning of HUD AYY

 @ Shuu yah you must say thank you Aya lol and to these who Pmed you  kwaaks

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 11:53

bathong kante lona le chata kae le bo mang na LMAO stands for Laughing my ass off

kakakakaka "wa khola"

goldie
14 Nov 2012 11:57

Hi All, @RainPrincess Dinny loves them taken, remember that is what she did to Karabs. When they are all hers, she gets bored and dump them!

Bk212303
14 Nov 2012 12:23

Good one @shuu

sqephu
14 Nov 2012 12:24

Afternoon

Ungaboyithandazisa ingane ngenkani. uThemba 9yrs ucelwa ukuba athandazele ukudla kwantambama kukhona omakhelwane. Aqale ""NKOSI NKULUNKULU MDALI WOMHLABA NAKULANGIKHONA NGICELA BABA UNGIBUYISELA IKHAYA LAMI, LAYIKHAYA NKOSI ANGISASUTHI NGENXA YALEZINGANE ZO ANTI EZINGCWELE LA KITHI, AZIDLI MDALI UNGATHI UKUDLA ZIYAQALA UKUKUBONA. AMATHOYIZI AMI APHUKE WONKE NGICELA NKOSI UKHULULE IZINYAWO ZABO BAKWAZI UKUYA EMAKUBO NGINGAKAZACI. NGITHANDAZELA NOMAMA NKOSI AKE AHLUKANE NALEMIKHUBA AYENZA NOBABA WEPOSI EMBHEDENI KABABA. NOBABA NAYE NGIYACELA NKOSI UMENZE ABONE UKUTHI LENTO AYENZA NALOMFELOKAZI UMAGCWENSA AYILUNGILE NGOBA NEMALI YESIKOLE AYIKHOKHIWE UYIDLA NALOMAMA OZILILE, SIZA NKOSI B4 NGIBA YISTREETKID AMEN.""


Wathiaqeda unina wayesequlekile uyise engasabonwa.

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 12:31

hahahaha, Shuu, your mind is in overdrive today....lol @Xolani being a garden boy.
Goldi, it was lovely hearing your voice, all the way from Jozi. Steffie and RenyC, the pleasure is all mine my darlings.
Shuu, an important PM coming your way from yours truly *naughty wink*

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 12:38

kwakwakwakwa, Sqephu, kwaaaaaaaaaaaa........uThemba aired his parents' dirty for public scrutiny....

shuu
14 Nov 2012 12:46

hahahaha, Shuu, your mind is in overdrive today....lol

its because of 'm PMses Kerrie!

zdwesha
14 Nov 2012 12:58

haha yhu this house is on fire call 911

mic u all

b2g

khethiwe is deserving everything that is coming in her way.
cant wait 4 the kiss
phenyo gave dinny the taste of her medicine

Donoh
14 Nov 2012 13:06

hahahaha! i can imagine Akhona "sorry mama ha o bate ho loha?"

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 13:09

guys phela inhliziyo yam is coming out when you keep on talking about last night's episode, i missed it!

y'all are a crazy bunch, 1016 comments and it's only the second week of November, watch out 2000 comments, here comes the mad Gen House, tltltltltltl...

maud
14 Nov 2012 13:17

hahahaha! i can imagine Akhona "sorry mama ha o bate ho loha?"
Sisi siyaluka la, sondela uzobona

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 15:13

bathong where's everybody hai hai hai taba e ya di PMses etlantena cos batho ba bua ko ke kwatile struuuuuuu *pouting*

bomyy
14 Nov 2012 15:18

lol dead by PMS's! iyo!

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 15:31

kennete wena bomyy bona gore go quiet jwang n it's unlike da fam to be so quiet mxxxxm haai come back maan

Manicure
14 Nov 2012 15:34

i can see an award to the gen family this month, we have bitten the record ever, 1021 comments and its only the second week, maybe this thing isnt counting well.

steffie
14 Nov 2012 15:36

Every is people today?

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 15:40

whispering inyour ears** am here with you Goldie
Madam(bomyy) i came 5 x in your office wanted to tell you that you have got 5 meetings i tried calling you but your phone was off anyway you will have to hire sm1 nna i have worked for my damages

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 15:42

@ Steffie Engilish pls......*hides*

shuu
14 Nov 2012 15:56

how i wish while its quiet here, my inbox would be flooding with PMS's but, nope, its drought!

steffie
14 Nov 2012 16:08

@Goldi I am dog-tired, I wanted to say where is everybody today, people hiding or what.

chockie
14 Nov 2012 16:16

if i will post this comment on Muvhango i know that no one will reply, but kuGen family i know will get some comments.

Guys i thot that Prada was gay and i had told my husband that Prada is gay. He laughed at me yesterday. Guess i was not the only one.

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 16:18

Lol ok doll so kanti z'khipani vandag or ke bo busy vele tjooo nna kere kedi PMses phela rejele tsona 2day hahahaha I ws hiding gore oskantlapa @Steffie

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 16:25

Prada is Gay Chokie I ws gona ansa u maan myb nt 2day bt still hahaha Awee Gen Fam

chockie
14 Nov 2012 16:31

@Goldi to show that these other soapies cum second, i said on Muvhango instead of Isidingo. lol

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 17:03

Hahahahaha eish ya ne Gen ke # 1 vele...wena Aya *pointingmafinger@u* passop

Mimibob
15 Nov 2012 00:49

You should have seen me drive like crazy to witness the forbidden kiss.. Got home just in time.. N boy! My driving was worth it!

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 05:51

Mrng Fam Lol Mimibob jst 4 da 4biden kiss tjoooo o worse B2G: heee da look on MJ's face kwaaaaaan bathong Zodwa obatla kubu ya Ruby waitsi yooooo, Khethiwe ke mmolai mmmmmm Khaphela wabatho atla rua noga kontlung ya gae

ReneyC
15 Nov 2012 06:50

There were lots of forbidden kisses last night, kwaaaaaa Zodwa and Mr Nic and Wandi and Sbu...the look on MJs face was priceless!!!!as for you khethi khethi, you shall reap wat you sow!!bye bye bra khaps :( can't say I will miss you *hides*

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 07:41

morning guys.

Khethiwe is going to be haunted for life, by what she's done, i wonder how she sleeps at night and as for Khapela, it serves him right for forcing Khethiwe to marry him, even when he told her that she can go and not marry him, it was only emotional blackmail, he knew Gogo was gonna be against it, mxcim...may his beard rest in peace!
MJ looked like he's seen a ghost, can't say i blame Wandi though, so much cobwebs have gathered, soon she'll change the walk, phela when Caleb came to Jozi he was in crutches and when he recovered Wandi was in a wheelchair, so there was no time for dusting, she might as well use Ngamla's broom to get a clean sweep......

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 07:50

So dis is da reason y zodwa's gona blackmail mr Nic?

sqephu
15 Nov 2012 07:59

Morning   please can any1 help me with an update i missed gen yesterday the was a power cut PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

steffie
15 Nov 2012 08:11

Morning
I was little dissapointed caught Generations playing but I did not miss the much awaited forbidden kisses. MJ has seen a ghost. 

zdwesha
15 Nov 2012 08:11

yho yho yho what an episode last nite it was vavavum

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 08:16

hahahahhhhhhh Wandi changing the walk, i can imagine the cat walk, hae Kerrie u are a naughty gal wena, how can u say that to mama Wandi, i can imagine her and Sbuda doing the dusting, iyooooo.

guys have u realised that Sbuda has changed now, the last two months he looked realy ill but now he looks fine, he's even gained some weight.

chockie
15 Nov 2012 08:28

guys guys i wont even say morning. first things first. update pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz.

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 08:33

i think MJ is a a very good actor, that look on his face yesterday, iyoooooo, it was like he saw a ghost, is Khapela dead already?

splembede
15 Nov 2012 08:34

forbidden kiss. . .  loved it! let me guess, wawande will go t Sbusiso tonight to say the usual line: "it was a mistake. . . .we shouldnt have" MIstake my foot, she loved it!!! @Mimibob dude you're crazy. . .  driving like mad just for an on-screen kiss lol but guess what. . .  i would've done the same and yes, it was worth it. so real!

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 08:42

Morning. Kerrie wa go swaba about changin the walk thingie. Ija! I missed Zodwa and Mr Nic, my t.v set was very petty and jealous, kept on freezing. Khethiwe! Khethiwe! Kerrie don't be like Khethiwe please

goldie
15 Nov 2012 08:44

HEH GENERATIONS WEEEEEEEEEE! SPEECHLESS! MORNING ALL!

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 08:51

Morning y'all

Sometimes I wish I cud slap Zodwa her infactuation with Nic is disgusting but naye uAkhona I blame her. U cant keep flaunting what u getting to someone with cobwebs uzohala obvious
And as for Sbuda *tjovitjo* useyimisele ukuduster shame kulezi'nsuku. 
MJ must be strong his mother has needs that Caleb doesn't seem too concerned about fulfilling as he's always galavanting in some war zone

may his beard rest in peace kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

chockie
15 Nov 2012 09:05

PLIZ GUYS DONT DO THIS I WILL END UP GIVING YOU SOME CLAPS. ITS EITHER YOU GIVE US THE UPDATE OR ELSE I WILL CHASE YOU FROM THE HOUSE.

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 09:16

Shem ke sono ka bra Khaps cos no 1 will miss him lst 9t wen I ws wtchng I said haai eshwa maan haonamosola tjooooo

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 09:18

chockie report to my office for a written warning asisadlali nawe unodlame lol

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:25

MOrning guys, before reading comment i would like to confess. During the time when Khaphela was being suffocated i changes the channel, i cold not take it, and Khethiwe crying! yhoo it was just too much for me. So yeap i changed to Scandal,

I hope everybody is ok, let me go through comments

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:27


i can see an award to the gen family this month, we have bitten the record ever, 1021 comments and its only the second week, maybe this thing isnt counting well.


I suspect foul play via Ayashah, loooooool

Kerrie
14 Nov 2012 13:09

guys phela inhliziyo yam is coming out when you keep on talking about last night's episode, i missed it!

y'all are a crazy bunch, 1016 comments and it's only the second week of November, watch out 2000 comments, here comes the mad Gen House, tltltltltltl...

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 09:29

I'll try

Dinny took something to drink to Phenyo's office and was trying to have some small talk with him but he wasn't interested. Pardon me if this wasn't yesterday's episode cos I watched two episodes and cant rmb which is which.

Khethiwe tried desperately to ask Khubone to stop his plan but he wudn't budge reminding him that there is a clause in the will that says she gets nothing if Khaphela dies of unnatural causes so they will both lose it but Khubone was admant his plan is full proof no one will supsect anything.
There was a power failure and as usual Khaphela went down to check the switches at the basement. Khubone told her not too get out of her apartment as she wud be safer there and that's when she realised that the power failure was a trap to get Khaphela out of the house. She tried to call him to tell him to come back only to realise he'd left his cellphone on the kitchen counter. Khaphela gets to the basement to check the switches Khubone appears and tells him its pay back time and he closes the door to that room and releases gas. Khethiwe meets Khubone by the lifts as she was trying to go warn Khaphela and Khubone tells her its too late and presses some switch and there's a blast coming from the basement

maud
14 Nov 2012 13:17

hahahaha! i can imagine Akhona "sorry mama ha o bate ho loha?"
Sisi siyaluka la, sondela uzobona

meloe
15 Nov 2012 09:30

am a bit confused here, so khaps, is he really dead or what, i thot he will wake up in hospital like they always do.

Some one please enlighten me

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 15:13

bathong where's everybody hai hai hai taba e ya di PMses etlantena cos batho ba bua ko ke kwatile struuuuuuu *pouting*

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 09:35

kwakwakwakwa, Kandyfloss, ke ta sia gore ha o ta go ntshwabisa, i won't be like Khethiwe, that one she is a weapon of mass destruction in a walking form, she done more damage than good in her Gen life, yho!

Let me try updating you guys, the little i can remember;

Khethiwe was waitng for Sarah and Khapela to come back cos Khaphela had taken Sarah to the gym so she can see it. She left them with Mpilo when she went to work. Phenyo asked Diwhore why she called him last night and then switched her phone off cos he tried to return the call. She told him a lie about it. Looks like Mr. Nic slept in the spare bedroom and when Zodwa inquired about it he told her he slept there cos he worked late and didn't wanna disturb Akhona. Akhona told her that from now on she should put Mr. Nic's clothes in the spare room and she left for work. Khubone tampered with the electricity thingy outside Khaphela's flat. Bhovuza Sarah and Patricia were talking about Khethiwe and how much pain she'd caused Khaphela who often chooses to turn a blind eye.

Zodwa smashed the Tsalanang van and she said she doesn't have money to fix it but Choppa said he'll take care of it. Khethiwe called Khubone or is it the other round, can't remember and Khubone told her he's having a beer before the big job later in the evening. Khethiwe begged him not to do it but he just laughed her off. There was a cocktail do at Wandi's house concerning Mobile TV, when everyone was gone Wandi told Ngamla she is tired and needs to rest, Ngamla thanked her for everything, in kind, the forbidden kiss that MJ witnessed. His facial expression was priceless, he should get an Emmy for that scene. When Nic got home he found Zodwa about to leave but she offered to make something to eat for him and Nic said it's fine he can do with company. She ended up talking about a man and Nic told her to tell that man how she feels about him and she gave Mr. Nic the kiss of life.

Khethiwe ran home only to find the power gone and Khapela going out to see what the problem was, She told Khapela to be careful, to come back into the house if he sees something unusual. Khubone called her and he told her to stay put in the flat for her own safety. She tried calling

bomyy
14 Nov 2012 15:18

lol dead by PMS's! iyo!

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 09:36

Nic comes home to find Zodwa still there and she asks where Akhona is and he tells her she's working late then she offers to make him something to eat and then he says why not. He asks what she wud like to drink and then she comments that Akhona is always moody these days to which Nic replies by saying I'm sure u also give ur b/friend trouble sometimes and then she confesses that she doesnt have a b/friend but there's a guy she likes but doesn't know how he feels abt her. Nic encourages her to tell him / show him how she feels next thing Zodwa plants a kiss on Nic's lips leaving him shocked

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 15:31

kennete wena bomyy bona gore go quiet jwang n it's unlike da fam to be so quiet mxxxxm haai come back maan

Manicure
14 Nov 2012 15:34

i can see an award to the gen family this month, we have bitten the record ever, 1021 comments and its only the second week, maybe this thing isnt counting well.

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:37

Khaphela is leaving generations and according to the teasers he is dead
dead dead dead *Trevor Noah's Voice*

steffie
14 Nov 2012 15:36

Every is people today?

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 09:43

looks like he's gonna go to the hospital where Khethiwe is gonna say her goobyes and Sarah refuses to lose hope and eventually die....

caro
15 Nov 2012 09:44

Jacob Zuma, Shabir Shaik and Julius Malema are flying on the
Presidential jet to a gathering in Cape Town when Shaik turns to Zuma
and says, chuckling,

'You know, I could throw a R1000 note out the window right now and make
someone very happy .'

Zuma shrugs and replies, 'Well, I could throw ten R100 notes out the
window and make ten people happy.'

Not to be outdone, Malema says, 'Well I could throw a hundred R10 notes
out the window and make a hundred people happy.'

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, 'Such arrogant jerks
back there. Heck, I could throw all three of them out the window and
make 52 million people happy.'

ayashah
14 Nov 2012 15:40

whispering inyour ears** am here with you Goldie
Madam(bomyy) i came 5 x in your office wanted to tell you that you have got 5 meetings i tried calling you but your phone was off anyway you will have to hire sm1 nna i have worked for my damages

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 15:42

@ Steffie Engilish pls......*hides*

chockie
15 Nov 2012 09:55

THANK YOU VERY MUCH GUYS. I LOVE THIS FAMILY A LOT. CANT DO WITHOUT YOU. ONE DAY I WILL PAY YOU A VISIT IN RSA.

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:57

where are you chockie?

Prisci
15 Nov 2012 09:58

Generatation is sooo hooooottt   morning y'ALL missed you

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 10:00

 

@ Kerrie - may his beard rest in peace hahahahaha wuuuu *dead* that was very funny. I'm imagining Khaphela in a coffin with his beard

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 10:01

bomyy, chockie is in Zimbabwe....chockie how about us in Botswana..*sulking*

shuu
14 Nov 2012 15:56

how i wish while its quiet here, my inbox would be flooding with PMS's but, nope, its drought!

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 10:07

Kerrie she is visiting the home of generations ga kere! lol, lona ko Botswana etlang ka mo le lona (please interprete)

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 10:09

Hahahahaha eish ya ne Gen ke # 1 vele...wena Aya *pointingmafinger@u* passop 
what have i done nna mara Goldi

suspect foul play via Ayashah, loooooool
 ke go kerea uena  tltltlltltlt

mmmm so my time of seeing bra khaps in the coffin has finaly come  lmao,
yesterday episode was hot ,did isay hot e-e man it was more than hot

guys i will not in the house tomorrow will even knock off ealier today

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 10:14

chockie where are u, maybe u can passby (Botswana) before ur visit to RSA.

steffie
14 Nov 2012 16:08

@Goldi I am dog-tired, I wanted to say where is everybody today, people hiding or what.

caro
15 Nov 2012 10:17

@ayasha  where are you going tomorow... these days o ko go-slow... today you went to wok late and tomorow u r not working...

chockie
14 Nov 2012 16:16

if i will post this comment on Muvhango i know that no one will reply, but kuGen family i know will get some comments.

Guys i thot that Prada was gay and i had told my husband that Prada is gay. He laughed at me yesterday. Guess i was not the only one.

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 10:17

hayi, uena Aya o phela o vaile hela, if you were a car, you'd used tons of petrol..hahhahaha
might not be in tomorrow as well..<<<<hides>>>

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 10:21

True dat caro haha

chockie
15 Nov 2012 10:29

OKEY GUYS I WILL PASSBY BOTS, COZ I LOVE YOU ALL. CANT WAIT FOR SATURDAY TO WATCH OMNIBUS.

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 16:18

Lol ok doll so kanti z'khipani vandag or ke bo busy vele tjooo nna kere kedi PMses phela rejele tsona 2day hahahaha I ws hiding gore oskantlapa @Steffie

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 10:30

 Kerrie she is visiting the home of generations ga kere! lol, lona ko Botswana etlang ka mo le lona (please interprete)

bomyy you ryt majority rules lol

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 16:25

Prada is Gay Chokie I ws gona ansa u maan myb nt 2day bt still hahaha Awee Gen Fam

steffie
15 Nov 2012 10:34

Guys how would you rate Wandi & Sbu and Zodwa & Nic  kisses on scale 1-10 rating

chockie
14 Nov 2012 16:31

@Goldi to show that these other soapies cum second, i said on Muvhango instead of Isidingo. lol

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 10:45

I wud say 5 it didn't give me butterflies or anything uZodwa ke yena my goodness 9 uNic needed a splash of water to his face to recover from that

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 10:52

Tjoooo basadi ba leyakae eish la zola mara waitsi? Any 1 4rm Jozi pls raise ur hands!!

Goldi
14 Nov 2012 17:03

Hahahahaha eish ya ne Gen ke # 1 vele...wena Aya *pointingmafinger@u* passop

sqephu
15 Nov 2012 10:59

THANKS KERRIE AND MANGQEZU  GOD BLESS YOU. LOVE YOU

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 11:09

lol Caro my body need some rest aw, Kerrie nna le euna le ae swana( sp) 
for zodw and Nic i give it 2 for sbu and wandi 5 and half

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 11:09

lol Caro my body need some rest aw, Kerrie nna le euna le ae swana( sp) 
for zodw and Nic i give it 2 for sbu and wandi 5 and half will

sqephu
15 Nov 2012 11:13

TWO ELDERLY GENTLEMEN FROM A RETIREMENT CENTER WERE SITTING ON A BENCH UNDER A TREE WHEN ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS "JOHN, I'M 83 YEARS OLD NOW AND I'M JUST FULL OF ACHES AND PAINS. I KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT MY AGE. HOW DO YOU FELL?"
JOHN SAYS" I FELL JUST LIKE A NEW BORN BABY." REALLY!? LIKE A NEW BORN BABY!?" "YEP. NO HAIR, NO TEETH, AND I THINK I JUST WET MY PANTS."


2MORO IS MY BIRTH DAY AND IM TURNING 27 YEARS OLD

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 11:13

Gen family is it important to ask someone where they got HIV from if she/he has tested positive.

Mimibob
15 Nov 2012 00:49

You should have seen me drive like crazy to witness the forbidden kiss.. Got home just in time.. N boy! My driving was worth it!

steffie
15 Nov 2012 11:15

Zodwa was biting Nic come on @Mangqezu

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 05:51

Mrng Fam Lol Mimibob jst 4 da 4biden kiss tjoooo o worse B2G: heee da look on MJ's face kwaaaaaan bathong Zodwa obatla kubu ya Ruby waitsi yooooo, Khethiwe ke mmolai mmmmmm Khaphela wabatho atla rua noga kontlung ya gae

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 11:16

@ Goldi my hand is up

ReneyC
15 Nov 2012 06:50

There were lots of forbidden kisses last night, kwaaaaaa Zodwa and Mr Nic and Wandi and Sbu...the look on MJs face was priceless!!!!as for you khethi khethi, you shall reap wat you sow!!bye bye bra khaps :( can't say I will miss you *hides*

steffie
15 Nov 2012 11:17

@Kandy probably not because most of the time they don't really know who infected them

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 11:34

steffie umqabule ngavuma ukuthi huh kanti abanye omaid benza kanje lmao uzoyisola uAkhona for withdrawing the dance when she is angry uZodwa uhleli ewet these days 

Kandy I think that question itself is uncalled for unless if it was a clear accident where they know they got into contact with infected blood I'm sure they cant answer it cos most probably they wont even know how long they have been infected

caro
15 Nov 2012 11:55

good day ladies and gentlemen

KHETIWE AND KHUBONE , i mus say i enjoyed their award-winning perfomance...

i lolled @khubone teling kheti to say her goodbye.. kakakakaka..she kept on saying ...ngi yak'cela khubone... hao akere she is the one who wanted khapela dead... she mus jus celebrate now that  her plann finally came together

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 07:41

morning guys.

Khethiwe is going to be haunted for life, by what she's done, i wonder how she sleeps at night and as for Khapela, it serves him right for forcing Khethiwe to marry him, even when he told her that she can go and not marry him, it was only emotional blackmail, he knew Gogo was gonna be against it, mxcim...may his beard rest in peace!
MJ looked like he's seen a ghost, can't say i blame Wandi though, so much cobwebs have gathered, soon she'll change the walk, phela when Caleb came to Jozi he was in crutches and when he recovered Wandi was in a wheelchair, so there was no time for dusting, she might as well use Ngamla's broom to get a clean sweep......

Bk212303
15 Nov 2012 11:57

@Kandy it is not ok cause they wont know where or  how they got it.
It will also cause some blaming etc so i think its better if u dont ask these questions.

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 07:50

So dis is da reason y zodwa's gona blackmail mr Nic?

chockie
15 Nov 2012 12:04

i guess yesterday was a day of kisses. i saw Rendani & Sizwe on Muvhango. it reminded me of my first kiss. i can still remember my husband was wearing a green shirt, i was having a sweet on my mouth and he said can i have your sweet.............. then thus how it started. it was on the 5th of Aug 2009. lets share guys about our first kisses.

caro
15 Nov 2012 12:06

@sqephu wooow  i m glad to know i am not the only grey-haired one here,,... hahahahahaha  welcome to OLD _AGE_HOME...####hides###


guys here is the game.. lets play

of all the TVSA bloggers..oh did i say bloggers? nah .."FAMILY" is the correct one. 

please choose the name and guess the age or whether short,tall dark or light in complxion and here comes the worst part.. hahahhhhaaaa.. your are probably wondering... married or not.. Gottcha..

you are wecome to strt with me hey..lLKK

sqephu
15 Nov 2012 07:59

Morning   please can any1 help me with an update i missed gen yesterday the was a power cut PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

steffie
15 Nov 2012 08:11

Morning
I was little dissapointed caught Generations playing but I did not miss the much awaited forbidden kisses. MJ has seen a ghost. 

zdwesha
15 Nov 2012 08:11

yho yho yho what an episode last nite it was vavavum

caro
15 Nov 2012 12:16

i wil start with KERRIE..
age: 30
a bit lighter in compleaxion, 1.7 m tall, and she is getting married


@chockie ..eish you js reminded me of an EX i once loved, he is married now..he knows his stuff u know.. blame it on long distance.. we were in the same grade.. 12 to be exact..and we sat next to one another,,, he was my soulmate wena,
he is my first love .
we kissed for the first time when we were celebrating an assignment, group assignment....we topped the charts n he kissed me.. i felt something i hv neeva felt my entire life...hahahahahhaha

i ju knew from there gore he is my one.. he is being submitting applications for quiet sum tym after all...

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 08:16

hahahahhhhhhh Wandi changing the walk, i can imagine the cat walk, hae Kerrie u are a naughty gal wena, how can u say that to mama Wandi, i can imagine her and Sbuda doing the dusting, iyooooo.

guys have u realised that Sbuda has changed now, the last two months he looked realy ill but now he looks fine, he's even gained some weight.

caro
15 Nov 2012 12:17

NKA SE BOLELE KE LE ONE..not capricorn fm.. outta here..>>>>>>>

chockie
15 Nov 2012 08:28

guys guys i wont even say morning. first things first. update pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz.

chockie
15 Nov 2012 12:23

@caro first cut, cut the deepest

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 08:33

i think MJ is a a very good actor, that look on his face yesterday, iyoooooo, it was like he saw a ghost, is Khapela dead already?

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 12:27

guys nna am knocking off.... till monadae tyk cre neh

splembede
15 Nov 2012 08:34

forbidden kiss. . .  loved it! let me guess, wawande will go t Sbusiso tonight to say the usual line: "it was a mistake. . . .we shouldnt have" MIstake my foot, she loved it!!! @Mimibob dude you're crazy. . .  driving like mad just for an on-screen kiss lol but guess what. . .  i would've done the same and yes, it was worth it. so real!

maud
15 Nov 2012 12:29

@Goldie my both hands are up

maud
15 Nov 2012 12:34

Pinky was going through her boyfriend's phone book, she came across names like: Sophie mpako, Dorah mazinyo, Kate gold digger, Mpho hlanya. She was busy laughing, the she decided to check hers by buzzing her boyfriends phone kwa vela Pinky ma silver stripes.

Friend
15 Nov 2012 12:39

Afternoon family,

Pinky ma silver stripes. 

Death by laughter.OMG,

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 08:42

Morning. Kerrie wa go swaba about changin the walk thingie. Ija! I missed Zodwa and Mr Nic, my t.v set was very petty and jealous, kept on freezing. Khethiwe! Khethiwe! Kerrie don't be like Khethiwe please

goldie
15 Nov 2012 08:44

HEH GENERATIONS WEEEEEEEEEE! SPEECHLESS! MORNING ALL!

Ntaksay
15 Nov 2012 12:45

1069 replies, I missed out on a lot.

Have been so busy I couldn't even log in for 2 seconds.

I missed you all terribly. 
Where are my manners? Molweni nonke Zihlobo, noibenosuku oluhle

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 12:47

I honestly dont remember my first kiss with my first b/friend *rolling my eyes
But I do remember some guy at primary school , I mean the hottest and richest kid in class who had a crush on me kissing me one day *ncoohhh* I 've neva forgotten that day. I sometimes wonder where he is, he's definately the one that got away!!!

caro that's a very difficult game

Kandyfloss
Not dark not too light
1.65m
Not married >>>>>okay I'm cheating here I think I remember her saying she doesn't stay with her boyfriend lol

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 08:51

Morning y'all

Sometimes I wish I cud slap Zodwa her infactuation with Nic is disgusting but naye uAkhona I blame her. U cant keep flaunting what u getting to someone with cobwebs uzohala obvious
And as for Sbuda *tjovitjo* useyimisele ukuduster shame kulezi'nsuku. 
MJ must be strong his mother has needs that Caleb doesn't seem too concerned about fulfilling as he's always galavanting in some war zone

may his beard rest in peace kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

RainPrincess
15 Nov 2012 13:00

There was an American, a European and an African. The three were drinking in a pub when a man claiming to be a magician bothered their nice time. The magician took them out to three swimming pools to show them his wonders, he then said to each of them. "Guys, I want you to run from a distance of 50 metres and dive into the swimming pool. You have to shout your wish before you hit the water and the water will turn into what you say." The African ran and shouted 'VICEROY'. The water turned into viceroy and he enjoyed gulp after gulp of viceroy, The European runs and shouted Vodka while he was still on air and the water in his swimming pool turned into vodka and he enjoyed his life. The American's time came and when he ran, he tripped when he was about to jump and he shouted "SHIT!!!"

maud
15 Nov 2012 13:18

ohhh @RainPrincess, i cant imagine what happened after that

chockie
15 Nov 2012 09:05

PLIZ GUYS DONT DO THIS I WILL END UP GIVING YOU SOME CLAPS. ITS EITHER YOU GIVE US THE UPDATE OR ELSE I WILL CHASE YOU FROM THE HOUSE.

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 09:16

Shem ke sono ka bra Khaps cos no 1 will miss him lst 9t wen I ws wtchng I said haai eshwa maan haonamosola tjooooo

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 09:18

chockie report to my office for a written warning asisadlali nawe unodlame lol

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:25

MOrning guys, before reading comment i would like to confess. During the time when Khaphela was being suffocated i changes the channel, i cold not take it, and Khethiwe crying! yhoo it was just too much for me. So yeap i changed to Scandal,

I hope everybody is ok, let me go through comments

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:27


i can see an award to the gen family this month, we have bitten the record ever, 1021 comments and its only the second week, maybe this thing isnt counting well.


I suspect foul play via Ayashah, loooooool

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 09:29

I'll try

Dinny took something to drink to Phenyo's office and was trying to have some small talk with him but he wasn't interested. Pardon me if this wasn't yesterday's episode cos I watched two episodes and cant rmb which is which.

Khethiwe tried desperately to ask Khubone to stop his plan but he wudn't budge reminding him that there is a clause in the will that says she gets nothing if Khaphela dies of unnatural causes so they will both lose it but Khubone was admant his plan is full proof no one will supsect anything.
There was a power failure and as usual Khaphela went down to check the switches at the basement. Khubone told her not too get out of her apartment as she wud be safer there and that's when she realised that the power failure was a trap to get Khaphela out of the house. She tried to call him to tell him to come back only to realise he'd left his cellphone on the kitchen counter. Khaphela gets to the basement to check the switches Khubone appears and tells him its pay back time and he closes the door to that room and releases gas. Khethiwe meets Khubone by the lifts as she was trying to go warn Khaphela and Khubone tells her its too late and presses some switch and there's a blast coming from the basement

meloe
15 Nov 2012 09:30

am a bit confused here, so khaps, is he really dead or what, i thot he will wake up in hospital like they always do.

Some one please enlighten me

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 09:35

kwakwakwakwa, Kandyfloss, ke ta sia gore ha o ta go ntshwabisa, i won't be like Khethiwe, that one she is a weapon of mass destruction in a walking form, she done more damage than good in her Gen life, yho!

Let me try updating you guys, the little i can remember;

Khethiwe was waitng for Sarah and Khapela to come back cos Khaphela had taken Sarah to the gym so she can see it. She left them with Mpilo when she went to work. Phenyo asked Diwhore why she called him last night and then switched her phone off cos he tried to return the call. She told him a lie about it. Looks like Mr. Nic slept in the spare bedroom and when Zodwa inquired about it he told her he slept there cos he worked late and didn't wanna disturb Akhona. Akhona told her that from now on she should put Mr. Nic's clothes in the spare room and she left for work. Khubone tampered with the electricity thingy outside Khaphela's flat. Bhovuza Sarah and Patricia were talking about Khethiwe and how much pain she'd caused Khaphela who often chooses to turn a blind eye.

Zodwa smashed the Tsalanang van and she said she doesn't have money to fix it but Choppa said he'll take care of it. Khethiwe called Khubone or is it the other round, can't remember and Khubone told her he's having a beer before the big job later in the evening. Khethiwe begged him not to do it but he just laughed her off. There was a cocktail do at Wandi's house concerning Mobile TV, when everyone was gone Wandi told Ngamla she is tired and needs to rest, Ngamla thanked her for everything, in kind, the forbidden kiss that MJ witnessed. His facial expression was priceless, he should get an Emmy for that scene. When Nic got home he found Zodwa about to leave but she offered to make something to eat for him and Nic said it's fine he can do with company. She ended up talking about a man and Nic told her to tell that man how she feels about him and she gave Mr. Nic the kiss of life.

Khethiwe ran home only to find the power gone and Khapela going out to see what the problem was, She told Khapela to be careful, to come back into the house if he sees something unusual. Khubone called her and he told her to stay put in the flat for her own safety. She tried calling

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 09:36

Nic comes home to find Zodwa still there and she asks where Akhona is and he tells her she's working late then she offers to make him something to eat and then he says why not. He asks what she wud like to drink and then she comments that Akhona is always moody these days to which Nic replies by saying I'm sure u also give ur b/friend trouble sometimes and then she confesses that she doesnt have a b/friend but there's a guy she likes but doesn't know how he feels abt her. Nic encourages her to tell him / show him how she feels next thing Zodwa plants a kiss on Nic's lips leaving him shocked

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:37

Khaphela is leaving generations and according to the teasers he is dead
dead dead dead *Trevor Noah's Voice*

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 09:43

looks like he's gonna go to the hospital where Khethiwe is gonna say her goobyes and Sarah refuses to lose hope and eventually die....

caro
15 Nov 2012 09:44

Jacob Zuma, Shabir Shaik and Julius Malema are flying on the
Presidential jet to a gathering in Cape Town when Shaik turns to Zuma
and says, chuckling,

'You know, I could throw a R1000 note out the window right now and make
someone very happy .'

Zuma shrugs and replies, 'Well, I could throw ten R100 notes out the
window and make ten people happy.'

Not to be outdone, Malema says, 'Well I could throw a hundred R10 notes
out the window and make a hundred people happy.'

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, 'Such arrogant jerks
back there. Heck, I could throw all three of them out the window and
make 52 million people happy.'

chockie
15 Nov 2012 09:55

THANK YOU VERY MUCH GUYS. I LOVE THIS FAMILY A LOT. CANT DO WITHOUT YOU. ONE DAY I WILL PAY YOU A VISIT IN RSA.

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 09:57

where are you chockie?

Prisci
15 Nov 2012 09:58

Generatation is sooo hooooottt   morning y'ALL missed you

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 10:00

 

@ Kerrie - may his beard rest in peace hahahahaha wuuuu *dead* that was very funny. I'm imagining Khaphela in a coffin with his beard

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 10:01

bomyy, chockie is in Zimbabwe....chockie how about us in Botswana..*sulking*

bomyy
15 Nov 2012 10:07

Kerrie she is visiting the home of generations ga kere! lol, lona ko Botswana etlang ka mo le lona (please interprete)

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 10:09

Hahahahaha eish ya ne Gen ke # 1 vele...wena Aya *pointingmafinger@u* passop 
what have i done nna mara Goldi

suspect foul play via Ayashah, loooooool
 ke go kerea uena  tltltlltltlt

mmmm so my time of seeing bra khaps in the coffin has finaly come  lmao,
yesterday episode was hot ,did isay hot e-e man it was more than hot

guys i will not in the house tomorrow will even knock off ealier today

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 10:14

chockie where are u, maybe u can passby (Botswana) before ur visit to RSA.

caro
15 Nov 2012 10:17

@ayasha  where are you going tomorow... these days o ko go-slow... today you went to wok late and tomorow u r not working...

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 10:17

hayi, uena Aya o phela o vaile hela, if you were a car, you'd used tons of petrol..hahhahaha
might not be in tomorrow as well..<<<<hides>>>

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 10:21

True dat caro haha

chockie
15 Nov 2012 10:29

OKEY GUYS I WILL PASSBY BOTS, COZ I LOVE YOU ALL. CANT WAIT FOR SATURDAY TO WATCH OMNIBUS.

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 10:30

 Kerrie she is visiting the home of generations ga kere! lol, lona ko Botswana etlang ka mo le lona (please interprete)

bomyy you ryt majority rules lol

steffie
15 Nov 2012 10:34

Guys how would you rate Wandi & Sbu and Zodwa & Nic  kisses on scale 1-10 rating

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 10:45

I wud say 5 it didn't give me butterflies or anything uZodwa ke yena my goodness 9 uNic needed a splash of water to his face to recover from that

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 10:52

Tjoooo basadi ba leyakae eish la zola mara waitsi? Any 1 4rm Jozi pls raise ur hands!!

sqephu
15 Nov 2012 10:59

THANKS KERRIE AND MANGQEZU  GOD BLESS YOU. LOVE YOU

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 11:09

lol Caro my body need some rest aw, Kerrie nna le euna le ae swana( sp) 
for zodw and Nic i give it 2 for sbu and wandi 5 and half

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 11:09

lol Caro my body need some rest aw, Kerrie nna le euna le ae swana( sp) 
for zodw and Nic i give it 2 for sbu and wandi 5 and half will

sqephu
15 Nov 2012 11:13

TWO ELDERLY GENTLEMEN FROM A RETIREMENT CENTER WERE SITTING ON A BENCH UNDER A TREE WHEN ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS "JOHN, I'M 83 YEARS OLD NOW AND I'M JUST FULL OF ACHES AND PAINS. I KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT MY AGE. HOW DO YOU FELL?"
JOHN SAYS" I FELL JUST LIKE A NEW BORN BABY." REALLY!? LIKE A NEW BORN BABY!?" "YEP. NO HAIR, NO TEETH, AND I THINK I JUST WET MY PANTS."


2MORO IS MY BIRTH DAY AND IM TURNING 27 YEARS OLD

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 11:13

Gen family is it important to ask someone where they got HIV from if she/he has tested positive.

steffie
15 Nov 2012 11:15

Zodwa was biting Nic come on @Mangqezu

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 11:16

@ Goldi my hand is up

steffie
15 Nov 2012 11:17

@Kandy probably not because most of the time they don't really know who infected them

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 11:34

steffie umqabule ngavuma ukuthi huh kanti abanye omaid benza kanje lmao uzoyisola uAkhona for withdrawing the dance when she is angry uZodwa uhleli ewet these days 

Kandy I think that question itself is uncalled for unless if it was a clear accident where they know they got into contact with infected blood I'm sure they cant answer it cos most probably they wont even know how long they have been infected

caro
15 Nov 2012 11:55

good day ladies and gentlemen

KHETIWE AND KHUBONE , i mus say i enjoyed their award-winning perfomance...

i lolled @khubone teling kheti to say her goodbye.. kakakakaka..she kept on saying ...ngi yak'cela khubone... hao akere she is the one who wanted khapela dead... she mus jus celebrate now that  her plann finally came together

Bk212303
15 Nov 2012 11:57

@Kandy it is not ok cause they wont know where or  how they got it.
It will also cause some blaming etc so i think its better if u dont ask these questions.

chockie
15 Nov 2012 12:04

i guess yesterday was a day of kisses. i saw Rendani & Sizwe on Muvhango. it reminded me of my first kiss. i can still remember my husband was wearing a green shirt, i was having a sweet on my mouth and he said can i have your sweet.............. then thus how it started. it was on the 5th of Aug 2009. lets share guys about our first kisses.

caro
15 Nov 2012 12:06

@sqephu wooow  i m glad to know i am not the only grey-haired one here,,... hahahahahaha  welcome to OLD _AGE_HOME...####hides###


guys here is the game.. lets play

of all the TVSA bloggers..oh did i say bloggers? nah .."FAMILY" is the correct one. 

please choose the name and guess the age or whether short,tall dark or light in complxion and here comes the worst part.. hahahhhhaaaa.. your are probably wondering... married or not.. Gottcha..

you are wecome to strt with me hey..lLKK

caro
15 Nov 2012 12:16

i wil start with KERRIE..
age: 30
a bit lighter in compleaxion, 1.7 m tall, and she is getting married


@chockie ..eish you js reminded me of an EX i once loved, he is married now..he knows his stuff u know.. blame it on long distance.. we were in the same grade.. 12 to be exact..and we sat next to one another,,, he was my soulmate wena,
he is my first love .
we kissed for the first time when we were celebrating an assignment, group assignment....we topped the charts n he kissed me.. i felt something i hv neeva felt my entire life...hahahahahhaha

i ju knew from there gore he is my one.. he is being submitting applications for quiet sum tym after all...

caro
15 Nov 2012 12:17

NKA SE BOLELE KE LE ONE..not capricorn fm.. outta here..>>>>>>>

chockie
15 Nov 2012 12:23

@caro first cut, cut the deepest

ayashah
15 Nov 2012 12:27

guys nna am knocking off.... till monadae tyk cre neh

maud
15 Nov 2012 12:29

@Goldie my both hands are up

maud
15 Nov 2012 12:34

Pinky was going through her boyfriend's phone book, she came across names like: Sophie mpako, Dorah mazinyo, Kate gold digger, Mpho hlanya. She was busy laughing, the she decided to check hers by buzzing her boyfriends phone kwa vela Pinky ma silver stripes.

Friend
15 Nov 2012 12:39

Afternoon family,

Pinky ma silver stripes. 

Death by laughter.OMG,

Ntaksay
15 Nov 2012 12:45

1069 replies, I missed out on a lot.

Have been so busy I couldn't even log in for 2 seconds.

I missed you all terribly. 
Where are my manners? Molweni nonke Zihlobo, noibenosuku oluhle

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 12:47

I honestly dont remember my first kiss with my first b/friend *rolling my eyes
But I do remember some guy at primary school , I mean the hottest and richest kid in class who had a crush on me kissing me one day *ncoohhh* I 've neva forgotten that day. I sometimes wonder where he is, he's definately the one that got away!!!

caro that's a very difficult game

Kandyfloss
Not dark not too light
1.65m
Not married >>>>>okay I'm cheating here I think I remember her saying she doesn't stay with her boyfriend lol

RainPrincess
15 Nov 2012 13:00

There was an American, a European and an African. The three were drinking in a pub when a man claiming to be a magician bothered their nice time. The magician took them out to three swimming pools to show them his wonders, he then said to each of them. "Guys, I want you to run from a distance of 50 metres and dive into the swimming pool. You have to shout your wish before you hit the water and the water will turn into what you say." The African ran and shouted 'VICEROY'. The water turned into viceroy and he enjoyed gulp after gulp of viceroy, The European runs and shouted Vodka while he was still on air and the water in his swimming pool turned into vodka and he enjoyed his life. The American's time came and when he ran, he tripped when he was about to jump and he shouted "SHIT!!!"

maud
15 Nov 2012 13:18

ohhh @RainPrincess, i cant imagine what happened after that

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 13:47

Yoooo ma pc is giving me problems so m using ma phone so ya bare with me ok @Kandy its nt a gud idea 2 ask cos he/she wnt knw so yajst zip it @Maud no wanda gonale connection retswa kasi kaofela lol dankie ngiyabonga mina maqinase bengithi dololo jozi peeps Wuuu I cnt remeba ma 1st kiss bt cn remeba ma 1st boy4rnd I ws doing gr8 4 (std2) mmmm I remeba he sent me a valentine's card @ da bottom its said *wish we cud have a baby* yoooo ma mom fliped hahhahaha eish ya ne *colgatesmile* memories

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 13:49

hahahaha @Caro, did you set a PI on me, except i'm not 1.7 m tall, just 10 cm shorter than that, if i was i would be a model not an IT Officer....

Caro 25
Slim and average height
Works in Finance
Coffee colour
not married

Mangqezu 29
beautiful toned and average height
light in complexion
not married

Aya 20
slim and average height
student
dark in complexion, not very dark though
not married

Manicure 32
slim with a moderate African behind and average height
coffee colour
Administrator
short hair
engaged

chockie
15 Nov 2012 14:00

Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know
that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of a coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Stix frm S.A for help.
Within a minute
Stix cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 14:05

AH AH Kerrie who told u my age *looking over my shoulder to see if there's a PI*

Beautiful toned ROFLMAO hayi cha uwrongo ngichubby nyana shem and I'm dark in complexion

chockie
15 Nov 2012 14:29

TOUCHING STORY!!
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery.
He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block.
He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
"Why did U take all this time to come? Don’t U know that my son’s life is in danger?
Don’t U have any sense of...
responsibility?"

The doctor smiled & said: "I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call……
And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work"

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would U calm down?
If your own son dies now what will U do??" said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what JOB said in the Holy Book, 'From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God".
Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace"

"Giving advises when we’re not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
"Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. "If U have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face:
"His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life,
he left running to finish his son’s burial."

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 14:37

Ohhhh *tearyeyes* very touching indeed Chokie *deepsigh*

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 14:38

Thanx guys for your opinion. When somebody close and very young told me she tested positive i got so angry and felt like asking that.

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 14:49

mangqesu you almost got everything about me correct... I am 33 going 34 in february. 1.63 tall. Slim, size 30. Small eyes. Natural hair..

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 14:49

@ Kerrie hahahahhhhhhhhhhh...............slim with a moderate African behind and average height

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 14:49

mangqesu you almost got everything about me correct... I am 33 going 34 in february. 1.63 tall. Slim, size 30. Small eyes. Natural hair..

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 14:55

Sad story there chockie, that's why we should learn to give people the benefit of the doubt, don't judge, get them facts straight and take it from there but whatever you do, don't judge, situations can be easily reversed!

Mangqezu, i'm the wicked witch of the west, i know almost everything, lol...as for being dark and chubby-nyana, hayi cha, your name tells a different story....don't ask me how though.....hahahaha

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 14:56

ao Kandy i've been thinkin that um the only magogo here.

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 15:04

Kandyfloss, i understand that, when my younger sister got pregnant, i was ready to throttle her, wanted to tell her orphans don't get pregnant till they have stable jobs but i decided to remove myself from the situation until i've calmed down and then we talked about it like grown-ups...now we have a beautiful four year daughter who calls me mama and her mother by name....

Manicure, it's because i've met you, lol......

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 15:06

Am Gogo Kandy. So kids, no more talks about cobweb dustin in my presence. *Kerrie, friend and mangqesu to be precise.

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 15:07

hau, Manicure, gakere le na le nna, another magogo, phela 30 is not child's play, ke kadija.....hahahaha

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 15:21

hahahaha, Kandy, i must take you hlokolozing one time, to show you we still have what it takes to get down neh, le wena Manicure.....as for cobwebs, mna i'm addicted and then there are grown-ups dusting in front of us, the likes of Ngamla and Dr. Wet......now Zodwa wants to be maid-wet, kana she fantasises about Mr. Nic too much, phela dream can bakela you mathata....

My first kiss neh, i was in form two (grade 9) when i first had a boyfriend and i was very shy, one day he asked to kiss him but i didn't know anything about such things, i gave him a perk on the cheek and he decided to look for a helper for me (cheated) and that was it! Then came this really handsome boy when i was in form 3 (grade 10), just seeing him made my knees wobbly, jelly-like. One time during school holidays the naughty boy decided to come knock on my window at night, with my mother sleeping in the other room. when i opened the window he kissed me senseless, felt dizzy when we came up for air, i cried, for what i don't know! Anyway, it was exotic, damn, i was up very early in the morning, went outside by the window to sweep away his shoe traces quickly before my mother could see them cos she was gonna skin me alive, just for kissing a boy! well, he decided to knock-up another girl when i was busy being smarty-pants at school, sitting for my final exams......<<<<hides>>>>

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 15:22

Let me try I know I'm not gud @ guessing....

Ntaksay 
28 years
1.63 tall
Coffee colour, beautiful eyes
My home girl (mkhaya) *hides*

Goldi
26 years
1.64 tall
Good heart with beautiful smile
In arelationship

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 15:32

I'm actually extremely light everywhere except my face :( >>>cos my mom was very light and my sisters and daughter are also light hayi no I took after my dad I guess
As for being a size 30 Kandy I didn't see that one coming lol uyislender ne

Aya sounds 25 or so caro between 26 and 28

yah I knew Kerrie was cheating ngoManicure lol

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 15:39

Well maqinase u gt 1 ryt Good heart with beautiful smile 100 % correct M 33 1'6 tall I'm single :) I'm nt gud @ guess shem nt gona ev en try

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 15:42

i cried, for what I don't know! LMAO

I'll be honest some of these AKAs confuse me whether u guys are male / female the likes of sqephu

Sqephu
(going with ur name) 23
Short 1.55m
Slim very petite
Brown complexion

Bk212303
15 Nov 2012 15:43

Family and me?

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 15:51

@ Kerrie please take a guess on BK and me I think you are good @ guessing

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:03

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:04

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:05

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:05

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:06

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:07

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:08

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:09

hahahaa...Mangqezu, Aya is actually a tertiary student

BK 33
dark in complexion, not very dark maar
tall-ish, wears size 34/36
in a relationship

Maqinase 27/8
coffee colour
medium height and weight
in a relationship

maud
15 Nov 2012 16:13

@Riyat be careful with that reply button Lol

maud
15 Nov 2012 16:15

its time to go and rinse the glasses bafowethu.
Any one coming with me?

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:16

Riyat, are you trying to catch up since you were not in the house from morning?

Maqinase, give me the verdict phela.....

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 16:19

Hahahaha you see I told you

Not ryt about age though... I'm a granny 35yrs old
Bye Mabloggers will chat tomorrow, cant wait for Mawande's explanation to M.J tonite.

Luv u all.

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:20

Maud, wait up...will one of the glasses contain a tequilla sunrise before rinsing? just wanna know before i tag along......

Bk212303
15 Nov 2012 16:23

Anyway im off now. will speak to u more oggend.
Enjoy

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:25

Maqinase, don't say it out loud, might get a big head thinking i'm psychic...hahahaha...35 is not that old, not yet........

maud
15 Nov 2012 16:29

@Kerrie , anything you want my dear just name it ,

caro
15 Nov 2012 16:29

guys see you tomorow,... wil tel u more tomorow as i only wrote wt i think Kerrie looks like

goldie
15 Nov 2012 16:29

A South African man was in an aicraft with his son to with four other white guys, the pilot started experiencing problems with the aircraft and they were going to crash. The captain decided it would b best if they lighten the aircraft by throwing bags and other stuff out. Everybody helped with this but the aircraft was still too heavy. So he said they should start throwing people out according to their race in alphabetical order every 30 minutes until he manages to land atleast some people will b saved. Everybody agreed to this and the pilot started: AFRICANS: nobody went out. BLACKS: nobody went out.COLOURDS(spelling): nobody went out. DARKIES: nobody went out and Thabo asks his father : What are we kanthe ntate? The father replied: TODAY SON, WE ARE ZULUS!

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:30

Have yourselves a lovely evening beautiful family, will cyber-meet again tomorrow morning, be good, don't do what i'm going to do, keep your legs crossed....hahahaha. Lotsa love....

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:35

I didnt know I've sent so many times. Aaaah this phone! Somebody buy me a laptop pliz!!!

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:35

I didnt know I've sent so many times. Aaaah this phone! Somebody buy me a laptop pliz!!!

chockie
15 Nov 2012 16:38

guys tomoro. how i love my friends from computer. thanx guys for all this brotherly love we are sharing.

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:41

Kerrie if I keep my legs crossed somebody will go to bed very angry. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:41

Kerrie if I keep my legs crossed somebody will go to bed very angry. Lol

Mimibob
15 Nov 2012 18:30

Kerrie, u might need to ID me if I come for the wedding... I'd like to know your picture of me.. As well from other family members..

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 19:02

Bathong Riyat ke eng na ka di reply tsengangata so Nna tlheng nkasekgone tlheng ke kopa leskampotsang tuuuu *walksaway*

Goldi
16 Nov 2012 07:36

Morning Fam hao lesantse le robetse na tsogang ke Friday!! B2G: Khethiwe I wanda hw she sleep @ 9t wuuu boloi bothoma son eish MJ watena yong ofa Wandi stress maan, heeeeee I ws loling wen Zodwa ws making moves 2 Mr Nic n Nic telling her dat she's a Maid hahahaha serves her ryt she mst jst stick 2 chops

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 07:57

hahaha, Riyat, tell that person that going to bed angry will make him have nightmares....
Mimibob, give me 30 minutes i'll get back to you...

Khethiwe o mo mathateng, she's in for it! uZodwa yena ke cha, wakhala nje ngembhuzi in labour, all to get Mr. Nic's attention, she even knows how to tap ass *smh*....i feel sorry for Sarah though, having to share a husband with a she-devil who eventually kills him, for money nje, that she's gonna give away legone....

Manicure
16 Nov 2012 08:08

hahahah i couldnt stop laughing last nite, the way Zodwa slapped Mr. Nick's ass, iyooooo.

a beautiful friday to u all.

sqephu
16 Nov 2012 08:20

You can say that again Manicure and when Nic said to Choppa take outside so she can get some fresh air and Zodwa refuse .Nic he was smiling when Choppa offered Zodwa a shoulder to cry on.

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 08:25

guys, i'm going to see my Madea, will be back on Tuesday, so i'll talk to you on Wednesday....
Mimibob, hang in there, will tell you when i come back....

steffie
16 Nov 2012 08:26

A very good morning to you all.

Nic is a gentleman now, if he was his old self, he would have bonked Zodwa until she pray in tongues.

Kandyfloss
16 Nov 2012 08:37

lol @ steffie, do you ever pray in tongues wena*hides* Kerrie please do save some for your wedding night. What are you going to do on that special night??*concerned fordays*

Ntaksay
16 Nov 2012 08:40

Hayi uZodwa What the hell were you thinking upansa iboss yakho. I'm glad Nicholas didn't play along with Zodwa's silly game. Hayi esekhala esbhedlela thinking Mr Nic will offer the shoulder to cry on. Chopstix is available go for him.

Kandyfloss
16 Nov 2012 08:47

Ukuphi u Ayasha! Did her boyfie (MJ) have to look like a gorrilla just because of a kiss? I laughed, he was so traumatised shem.

zdwesha
16 Nov 2012 08:49

shuu to much drama i salute u mvundla.

khethiwe is losing her mind shame

sho wena gamla was beating khubone all i was worried about is his kidneys.

chopa did well by arriving shu imagine zodwa crying like a new born baby who struggles to sleep.

shame akhona was also hurt.

steffie
16 Nov 2012 08:49

@Kandyfloss don't be naughty, and yes I pray in tongues but only when I am in deep conversations with My God.

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 13:47

Yoooo ma pc is giving me problems so m using ma phone so ya bare with me ok @Kandy its nt a gud idea 2 ask cos he/she wnt knw so yajst zip it @Maud no wanda gonale connection retswa kasi kaofela lol dankie ngiyabonga mina maqinase bengithi dololo jozi peeps Wuuu I cnt remeba ma 1st kiss bt cn remeba ma 1st boy4rnd I ws doing gr8 4 (std2) mmmm I remeba he sent me a valentine's card @ da bottom its said *wish we cud have a baby* yoooo ma mom fliped hahhahaha eish ya ne *colgatesmile* memories

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 13:49

hahahaha @Caro, did you set a PI on me, except i'm not 1.7 m tall, just 10 cm shorter than that, if i was i would be a model not an IT Officer....

Caro 25
Slim and average height
Works in Finance
Coffee colour
not married

Mangqezu 29
beautiful toned and average height
light in complexion
not married

Aya 20
slim and average height
student
dark in complexion, not very dark though
not married

Manicure 32
slim with a moderate African behind and average height
coffee colour
Administrator
short hair
engaged

chockie
15 Nov 2012 14:00

Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know
that he was stil in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of a coded
message: 370HSSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Stix frm S.A for help.
Within a minute
Stix cabled the White House with his reply " Tell the President he's holding the message upside down

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 14:05

AH AH Kerrie who told u my age *looking over my shoulder to see if there's a PI*

Beautiful toned ROFLMAO hayi cha uwrongo ngichubby nyana shem and I'm dark in complexion

chockie
15 Nov 2012 14:29

TOUCHING STORY!!
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery.
He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block.
He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
"Why did U take all this time to come? Don’t U know that my son’s life is in danger?
Don’t U have any sense of...
responsibility?"

The doctor smiled & said: "I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call……
And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work"

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would U calm down?
If your own son dies now what will U do??" said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what JOB said in the Holy Book, 'From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God".
Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace"

"Giving advises when we’re not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
"Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. "If U have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face:
"His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life,
he left running to finish his son’s burial."

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 14:37

Ohhhh *tearyeyes* very touching indeed Chokie *deepsigh*

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 14:38

Thanx guys for your opinion. When somebody close and very young told me she tested positive i got so angry and felt like asking that.

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 14:49

mangqesu you almost got everything about me correct... I am 33 going 34 in february. 1.63 tall. Slim, size 30. Small eyes. Natural hair..

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 14:49

@ Kerrie hahahahhhhhhhhhhh...............slim with a moderate African behind and average height

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 14:49

mangqesu you almost got everything about me correct... I am 33 going 34 in february. 1.63 tall. Slim, size 30. Small eyes. Natural hair..

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 14:55

Sad story there chockie, that's why we should learn to give people the benefit of the doubt, don't judge, get them facts straight and take it from there but whatever you do, don't judge, situations can be easily reversed!

Mangqezu, i'm the wicked witch of the west, i know almost everything, lol...as for being dark and chubby-nyana, hayi cha, your name tells a different story....don't ask me how though.....hahahaha

Manicure
15 Nov 2012 14:56

ao Kandy i've been thinkin that um the only magogo here.

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 15:04

Kandyfloss, i understand that, when my younger sister got pregnant, i was ready to throttle her, wanted to tell her orphans don't get pregnant till they have stable jobs but i decided to remove myself from the situation until i've calmed down and then we talked about it like grown-ups...now we have a beautiful four year daughter who calls me mama and her mother by name....

Manicure, it's because i've met you, lol......

Kandyfloss
15 Nov 2012 15:06

Am Gogo Kandy. So kids, no more talks about cobweb dustin in my presence. *Kerrie, friend and mangqesu to be precise.

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 15:07

hau, Manicure, gakere le na le nna, another magogo, phela 30 is not child's play, ke kadija.....hahahaha

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 15:21

hahahaha, Kandy, i must take you hlokolozing one time, to show you we still have what it takes to get down neh, le wena Manicure.....as for cobwebs, mna i'm addicted and then there are grown-ups dusting in front of us, the likes of Ngamla and Dr. Wet......now Zodwa wants to be maid-wet, kana she fantasises about Mr. Nic too much, phela dream can bakela you mathata....

My first kiss neh, i was in form two (grade 9) when i first had a boyfriend and i was very shy, one day he asked to kiss him but i didn't know anything about such things, i gave him a perk on the cheek and he decided to look for a helper for me (cheated) and that was it! Then came this really handsome boy when i was in form 3 (grade 10), just seeing him made my knees wobbly, jelly-like. One time during school holidays the naughty boy decided to come knock on my window at night, with my mother sleeping in the other room. when i opened the window he kissed me senseless, felt dizzy when we came up for air, i cried, for what i don't know! Anyway, it was exotic, damn, i was up very early in the morning, went outside by the window to sweep away his shoe traces quickly before my mother could see them cos she was gonna skin me alive, just for kissing a boy! well, he decided to knock-up another girl when i was busy being smarty-pants at school, sitting for my final exams......<<<<hides>>>>

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 15:22

Let me try I know I'm not gud @ guessing....

Ntaksay 
28 years
1.63 tall
Coffee colour, beautiful eyes
My home girl (mkhaya) *hides*

Goldi
26 years
1.64 tall
Good heart with beautiful smile
In arelationship

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 15:32

I'm actually extremely light everywhere except my face :( >>>cos my mom was very light and my sisters and daughter are also light hayi no I took after my dad I guess
As for being a size 30 Kandy I didn't see that one coming lol uyislender ne

Aya sounds 25 or so caro between 26 and 28

yah I knew Kerrie was cheating ngoManicure lol

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 15:39

Well maqinase u gt 1 ryt Good heart with beautiful smile 100 % correct M 33 1'6 tall I'm single :) I'm nt gud @ guess shem nt gona ev en try

mangqezu
15 Nov 2012 15:42

i cried, for what I don't know! LMAO

I'll be honest some of these AKAs confuse me whether u guys are male / female the likes of sqephu

Sqephu
(going with ur name) 23
Short 1.55m
Slim very petite
Brown complexion

Bk212303
15 Nov 2012 15:43

Family and me?

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 15:51

@ Kerrie please take a guess on BK and me I think you are good @ guessing

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:03

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:04

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:05

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:05

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:06

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:07

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:08

Hello guys, I had a very busy day after being absent from work for aweek didnt even have a chance to log in. @kerrie you are good so you can guess four people @Chokie my first kiss was with my ex. He was my first bf. He invited me to his brothers house. I should confess I was clueless. He started with touching me then the lips came. I didnt know what to do so I cant lie that I enjoyed it. But my very first was with my imaginary bf which was very romantic & I enjoyed it. Lol

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:09

hahahaa...Mangqezu, Aya is actually a tertiary student

BK 33
dark in complexion, not very dark maar
tall-ish, wears size 34/36
in a relationship

Maqinase 27/8
coffee colour
medium height and weight
in a relationship

maud
15 Nov 2012 16:13

@Riyat be careful with that reply button Lol

maud
15 Nov 2012 16:15

its time to go and rinse the glasses bafowethu.
Any one coming with me?

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:16

Riyat, are you trying to catch up since you were not in the house from morning?

Maqinase, give me the verdict phela.....

Maqinase
15 Nov 2012 16:19

Hahahaha you see I told you

Not ryt about age though... I'm a granny 35yrs old
Bye Mabloggers will chat tomorrow, cant wait for Mawande's explanation to M.J tonite.

Luv u all.

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:20

Maud, wait up...will one of the glasses contain a tequilla sunrise before rinsing? just wanna know before i tag along......

Bk212303
15 Nov 2012 16:23

Anyway im off now. will speak to u more oggend.
Enjoy

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:25

Maqinase, don't say it out loud, might get a big head thinking i'm psychic...hahahaha...35 is not that old, not yet........

maud
15 Nov 2012 16:29

@Kerrie , anything you want my dear just name it ,

caro
15 Nov 2012 16:29

guys see you tomorow,... wil tel u more tomorow as i only wrote wt i think Kerrie looks like

goldie
15 Nov 2012 16:29

A South African man was in an aicraft with his son to with four other white guys, the pilot started experiencing problems with the aircraft and they were going to crash. The captain decided it would b best if they lighten the aircraft by throwing bags and other stuff out. Everybody helped with this but the aircraft was still too heavy. So he said they should start throwing people out according to their race in alphabetical order every 30 minutes until he manages to land atleast some people will b saved. Everybody agreed to this and the pilot started: AFRICANS: nobody went out. BLACKS: nobody went out.COLOURDS(spelling): nobody went out. DARKIES: nobody went out and Thabo asks his father : What are we kanthe ntate? The father replied: TODAY SON, WE ARE ZULUS!

Kerrie
15 Nov 2012 16:30

Have yourselves a lovely evening beautiful family, will cyber-meet again tomorrow morning, be good, don't do what i'm going to do, keep your legs crossed....hahahaha. Lotsa love....

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:35

I didnt know I've sent so many times. Aaaah this phone! Somebody buy me a laptop pliz!!!

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:35

I didnt know I've sent so many times. Aaaah this phone! Somebody buy me a laptop pliz!!!

chockie
15 Nov 2012 16:38

guys tomoro. how i love my friends from computer. thanx guys for all this brotherly love we are sharing.

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:41

Kerrie if I keep my legs crossed somebody will go to bed very angry. Lol

Riyat
15 Nov 2012 16:41

Kerrie if I keep my legs crossed somebody will go to bed very angry. Lol

Mimibob
15 Nov 2012 18:30

Kerrie, u might need to ID me if I come for the wedding... I'd like to know your picture of me.. As well from other family members..

Goldi
15 Nov 2012 19:02

Bathong Riyat ke eng na ka di reply tsengangata so Nna tlheng nkasekgone tlheng ke kopa leskampotsang tuuuu *walksaway*

Goldi
16 Nov 2012 07:36

Morning Fam hao lesantse le robetse na tsogang ke Friday!! B2G: Khethiwe I wanda hw she sleep @ 9t wuuu boloi bothoma son eish MJ watena yong ofa Wandi stress maan, heeeeee I ws loling wen Zodwa ws making moves 2 Mr Nic n Nic telling her dat she's a Maid hahahaha serves her ryt she mst jst stick 2 chops

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 07:57

hahaha, Riyat, tell that person that going to bed angry will make him have nightmares....
Mimibob, give me 30 minutes i'll get back to you...

Khethiwe o mo mathateng, she's in for it! uZodwa yena ke cha, wakhala nje ngembhuzi in labour, all to get Mr. Nic's attention, she even knows how to tap ass *smh*....i feel sorry for Sarah though, having to share a husband with a she-devil who eventually kills him, for money nje, that she's gonna give away legone....

Manicure
16 Nov 2012 08:08

hahahah i couldnt stop laughing last nite, the way Zodwa slapped Mr. Nick's ass, iyooooo.

a beautiful friday to u all.

sqephu
16 Nov 2012 08:20

You can say that again Manicure and when Nic said to Choppa take outside so she can get some fresh air and Zodwa refuse .Nic he was smiling when Choppa offered Zodwa a shoulder to cry on.

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 08:25

guys, i'm going to see my Madea, will be back on Tuesday, so i'll talk to you on Wednesday....
Mimibob, hang in there, will tell you when i come back....

steffie
16 Nov 2012 08:26

A very good morning to you all.

Nic is a gentleman now, if he was his old self, he would have bonked Zodwa until she pray in tongues.

Kandyfloss
16 Nov 2012 08:37

lol @ steffie, do you ever pray in tongues wena*hides* Kerrie please do save some for your wedding night. What are you going to do on that special night??*concerned fordays*

Ntaksay
16 Nov 2012 08:40

Hayi uZodwa What the hell were you thinking upansa iboss yakho. I'm glad Nicholas didn't play along with Zodwa's silly game. Hayi esekhala esbhedlela thinking Mr Nic will offer the shoulder to cry on. Chopstix is available go for him.

Kandyfloss
16 Nov 2012 08:47

Ukuphi u Ayasha! Did her boyfie (MJ) have to look like a gorrilla just because of a kiss? I laughed, he was so traumatised shem.

zdwesha
16 Nov 2012 08:49

shuu to much drama i salute u mvundla.

khethiwe is losing her mind shame

sho wena gamla was beating khubone all i was worried about is his kidneys.

chopa did well by arriving shu imagine zodwa crying like a new born baby who struggles to sleep.

shame akhona was also hurt.

steffie
16 Nov 2012 08:49

@Kandyfloss don't be naughty, and yes I pray in tongues but only when I am in deep conversations with My God.

Donoh
16 Nov 2012 09:03

Morning gen family, happy happy birthday to you Sqephu! enjoy your day to the max.

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 09:06

hahaha, Kandyfloss, my Madea is my granny dearest, a name she got from Goldi......phela wedding night i'll be all glammed up,looking sexy and hot, so we can have a photocopy of ourselves in the morning....hahahahaha

Cmaneo
16 Nov 2012 09:14

Morning beautiful people.nna its a boring dae 2 mi coz tomrw 2 of ma students who were brutally killed by their grandpa are going tobe buried. Its really touching coz their classmateacrrying.,ketohlanya

Cmaneo
16 Nov 2012 09:15

Morning beautiful people.nna its a boring dae 2 mi coz tomrw 2 of ma students who were brutally killed by their grandpa are going tobe buried. Its really touching coz their classmateacrrying.,ketohlanya

Bk212303
16 Nov 2012 09:19

Good Morning FAMILY @ Kerrie wow im so impressed u almost got everything right. I am 31 and very dark in complexion and i wear size 36 and 38.
My 1st kiss was with my best friend, i was scared to kiss my boyfriend cause i did not know if i can do it so i told my friend and he said he will give me lessons. And somma he kissed me wow what i felt was something i cant explain it was special and he was so ... and after that he said no I can kiss. Then ha the lesson went on though and i said hey i think we should stop the lesson but hey it was difficult but eventually it turned out my friend had a thing for me and guess what i felft the same way so .ha

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 09:26

Cmaneo, that's terrible....
Happy born day sqephu...something i've been pondering, are you short, i understand your name means short/small, no offence swidy!

Goldi
16 Nov 2012 09:30

Enjy Kerrie n pls hala @ Madea 4 me.... I feel 4 Sarah in all dis drama ya skhebereshe sebareng ke Khethiwe ka bobe mxxxxm!!

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 09:30

Mimibob 34
Tall and average weight
coffee colour
in a relationship

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 09:34

Goldi, will do, i'm gonna explain to her how the name Madea came about, she's gonna laugh so hard.....when i'm home, we sit under the shade of a tree and talk about everything, we so close but she's 80, a good 50 years older than me!

Kandy, Aya o ile go hlokoloza somewhere, probably at church...

gegelegege
16 Nov 2012 09:39

Happy Friday bloggers, eish last nite episode was too emotional

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 09:41

still waiting for the driver then i'm off but in the meanwhile, i'll make noise in the house so that Mangqezu, Friend and all those who are still sleeping can get up already....*yelling at the top of my voice*

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 10:03

not even my noise can wake people up, mxcim, gegelegege, bring out all the pots we have in the house and let's bang them and cause a ruckus....*so bored*

Maqinase
16 Nov 2012 10:07

Morning family
@ Kerrie enjoy spending time with your granny gal. I know how is it, I used to do that with mine but unfortunately she passed away in March. As much as I'm going home this Dec I'm not that excited cause she's no longer there I wont get that warm welcome*said*

BTG - Caleb is not interested to his family guys period, he's encouraging Wandi to be closer with Sbu. I love Sbu & Wandi though bayafanelana *hides* 

Manicure
16 Nov 2012 10:08

I pray in tongues but only when I am in deep conversations with My God. 
Steffie
... am i getting u well or my mind is corrupt?

mangqezu
16 Nov 2012 10:09

bwa ha ha ha I'm up Kerrie Safe journey to Madea 

Morning y'all

Happy B-Day sqephs

uZodwa iyho!!!! Nic should have told Akhona immediately and fired her now he's going to have to carry that secret which Zodwa may use against him hayi akakhuzekile uZodwa shame

Kerrie
16 Nov 2012 10:12

PEACE OUT...HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND

sqephu
16 Nov 2012 10:16

Yes Kerrie im short and im size 36-38 complexion not dark not light.
And thank you all for your hb wish it's means a lot DARLINGS

mangqezu
16 Nov 2012 10:17

Maqinase same here the festive season doesn't excite me anymore, my mom, my gran and my aunt have long passed on. I just don't have anyone to do anything for around this time anymore so I just waste money in malls anyhow that's a story for another day.

Quick question guys how much would u spend on a wedding gift for a high school mate that u haven't been in contact with for years. Just got an invite for a wedding and am not sure what to get

chockie
16 Nov 2012 10:19

Morning guys. a very good and lovely friday to everyone. Only if caleb knows whats going i think he was going to catch the next flight. Guys have you notice that when caleb is on skype he will be on the same place wearing same things. what were going to do if you were in Khethiwe's shoes

Mimibob
16 Nov 2012 10:22

@ Kerrie, I'm actually 31, 1.65m tall, size 32, yes coffee colored and very single.

Goldi
16 Nov 2012 10:26

HBD sqephu njy ur day 2 da fullest n pls oska timana ka kuku *seriousface* Gt her da cheapest dinner/tea set I dnt think its mo done 200

Friend
16 Nov 2012 10:29

Morning beautiful peeps, 

Quick question guys how much would u spend on a wedding gift for a high school mate that u haven't been in contact with for years. Just got an invite for a wedding and am not sure what to get

Stop stressing, your presence will be the best gift.

Akhona is caught-up into Khubone & Bra Khaps business & failing to see that her man will soon be snatched, how long will he resist Zodwa's advances. I hope Mr. Nic just convinces Akhona to fire the b*tch.

Galie
16 Nov 2012 10:31

happy friday ma bloggers i missed you all so much *blowing kisses and hugs*
i can see the house is on fire 1150 comments well done guys *taking my hat of*

gen is hott ,i so wish sbu could put 2&2 together and realise that khethi is responsible for happened to brakhaps..and teach her few lessons mani she always get away with eveything..
uZodwa yena ke cha, wakhala nje ngembhuzi in labour...tltltltiiittlii kwkkaak shoo she bored me to death  

Manicure
16 Nov 2012 10:33

@ mangqezu...  i wouldnt buy  a gift, just my presence wil be the most expensive gift i can ever bring because we havent seen each other for a long time, i thnik seein me will make her the most happiest bride ever, she wont even recognise that i ddnt bring a gift.

happy birthday Sqhephs, enjoy ur day, come for ur free manicure and pedicure anitym dear.

Nongo
16 Nov 2012 10:45

hi gen family im new but old coz i never say sumthing but i always enjoy your jokes. love you all

chockie
16 Nov 2012 10:46

@manqenzu i also think your presence its enough. during my wedding i invited most of my former classmates. their presence to me was more than enough. i was happy to see them, i took some photos with them.

Maqinase
16 Nov 2012 10:54

I also agree that mangqezu's presence will mean a lot to her high school mate

Ntaksay you didnt respond to my guessing yesterday 

Happy bday to you, happy bday to you, happy bday dear Sqephu, happy birthday to you. Hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray. *singing* Can I have a piece of cake since I sang nicely for you. 

Mimibob
16 Nov 2012 11:18

@Mangqezu, though your presence would be appreciated, if you want to get a gift, u could get a set of white plates, they are neutral and can never be too many, even if she has. Some of us can't go to such events empty handed *hides for days*..

Mimibob
16 Nov 2012 11:19

Have a blissful birthday Sqephu. Xoxo...

steffie
16 Nov 2012 11:21

@Manicure you mind is just corrupt dear, I really meant what I said no reading between the lines.

Kandyfloss
16 Nov 2012 11:21

Like rest Your Presence will be enough @mangqesu. My friend told me how she dislikes people who get invitations to weddings then send a prezzie instead of attendin even when not tied up. She thinks if you are invited its your presence that matters not what you can buy.

Galie
16 Nov 2012 11:47

Happy- born sqephu enjoy your day .. 

Kandyfloss
16 Nov 2012 11:57

Happy birthday Sqephu.. Have a blast and update us on Monday.

titidi
16 Nov 2012 12:02



Hi mabloggers

titidi
16 Nov 2012 12:04


I couldn't watch generations yesterday had to go to the kingdom hall, seems as if i i miss so much. Anyone with an update into details tu

sqephu
16 Nov 2012 12:08

Thanks guys you made my day very special. "sending hugs with teary eyes"

mangqezu
16 Nov 2012 12:09

Guys unfortunately I'll be away that week out of the country that's why I can only get a gift wud have luved to attend though

Bk212303
16 Nov 2012 12:15

@Minibob, i agree with u about the present maybe if Mangqezu buys a set of cup and saucers or even plates but not empty handed. But u cant then it would be fine if u just bring yrself. Did u c when Zodwa was crying wanting attention from Mr N but she got non.

Goldi
16 Nov 2012 12:41

Zodwa ke skhenkhe sebatlang att fela *sitsdown*

Galie
16 Nov 2012 12:43

@Magqezu your presence will mean a lot even if you go empty handed dear....

if animals hd fb these would be their status updates
Cockroach>>managed to get away from some human footsteps#ebile ethe xhopho,lungongoza uvalo.
Chicken>>friends if you dont see me tommorrow ,just know that i'm served at KFC#love you guys# tears in her eyes
Goat>>guys ufikele udecember amaxhosa afu kuba nga madoda,my advice masiyeni ejozi akho mntu unendaba nathi
Pig commented on goat >>uzokhala uthi mheee lmfao dead #hide#
gusha also commented on goat status >>lol bra ntshebe ur in deep *bleep!* lmfao
#ndasuza ndabhodla ndawa bhaxa phantsi#

steffie
16 Nov 2012 13:28

LMAO @Galie

Friend
16 Nov 2012 13:52

Lol Galie, goats are in trouble, no way out.

yoyozz
16 Nov 2012 14:47

lol hahahahah i like ur jokes guys and i also love you all keep it up generations hot hot hot hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

steffie
16 Nov 2012 15:09

Bye

Maqinase
16 Nov 2012 15:28

Bye Guys, have a blessed weekend.

chockie
16 Nov 2012 15:30

BYE

Locomotivious
16 Nov 2012 16:50

1207 me hey hey,hw are u guys long time eyii msevenzo wakhona its much

Have a nice weekend family luv u all

goldie
16 Nov 2012 19:34

FINALLY KNOCKING OFF WHAT A DAY, BEEN HERE SINCE 8AM! HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND ALL!

Friend
16 Nov 2012 20:00

Nice weekend lovely family. Take care n' don b naughty, especially GOLDIE no KANDYF?

goldie
17 Nov 2012 10:37

@Friend I hope you are referring to GOLDI NOT Goldie cos I dont have d energy at all 2 b naughty but GOLDI is still very young! LOL!

Kandyfloss
17 Nov 2012 10:46

Friend you are so mince-meat nana... Dont u know am just an innocent Gogo!

Riyat
17 Nov 2012 14:23

Hey people was not around on friday hubby exchanged phones so with my villagish didn't know how to operate this BB. But now am learning. The. House is so quite weekends so people only go to work to blog? Lol talk of fringe benefits.

Riyat
17 Nov 2012 15:59

Hello oh oh oh oh. That's the echo of my voice am the only one around ok let me go somewhere and return on monday I believe then everyone will be around. Ok see you all on monday. Mwaa

Mimibob
18 Nov 2012 20:43

Empty house this weekend.. Fringe benefits indeed Riyat.. Lol..

Riyat
19 Nov 2012 07:59

Morning people. Hope I won't be alone again today.

steffie
19 Nov 2012 08:09

Avuxeni hikwenu.

Manicure
19 Nov 2012 08:21

morning ladies, u not alone Riyat we are around today.

sisila
19 Nov 2012 08:36

Morning family today im singing ''Go Sisi go Sisi its your birthday we gonna party coz  its your birthday" Im just so blessed that im still alive with nothing missing and nothing broken in my life God's rod and staff still comforts me.

chockie
19 Nov 2012 08:40

Morning guys, i have been missing you. @Riyat you can say that again at work thus where we blog. lol fringe benefits.

I think Khubone will kidnap Mpilo so that khethiwe can make a plan for him to go and see khaphela at hospital.

chockie
19 Nov 2012 08:43

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best Dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new Young wife had bought the exact same dress!
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm Wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the
other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear.
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 08:54

Morning Guys happy monday y'all @ Chockie walaega young wife let's see if she's still gona wnt to wear dat dress mxxxm Eish i so hate Khethiwe with passion damn dat woman she's greedy, evil no name dem sies i feel sorry for Mpilo,,,,poor Sarah Happy born day to u Sisila may dis day bring u happiness and lots of love enjy ur day lala

Kandyfloss
19 Nov 2012 09:02

Happy birthday sisila... Khubone must arrange something nasty for Khethiwe not mpilo. Its time they stop showing us Khaphela in those white stuff, its scary

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 09:05

they stop showing us Khaphela in those white stuff, its scary...hahahahahaha

Donoh
19 Nov 2012 09:07

happy monday guys and a happy happy birthday to you Sisila. You share ur day with someone close to my heart.

zdwesha
19 Nov 2012 09:08

during AFCON SOCCER MATCHES generations will be aired on sabc 2

bomyy
19 Nov 2012 09:15

morning guys, a special good morningto the birthday lady, enjoy

so is Khethiwe going to go craze? is it me or does that perm make her look really old and ugly. and everytime someone says "uyisiphala phala sentokazi(Khuboni)" i get a very weird feeling, lol...

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 09:26

not only u bomyy it does make her look old n ugly n Khuboni likes saying she's da hottest babe kikikikikiki Zdwesha kannete?

Mimibob
19 Nov 2012 09:37

Happy birthday Sisila. Have fun. @ Bomyy, you and I both. I get this weird feeling every time Khuboni complements uKhethi on her "beauty".

Friend
19 Nov 2012 10:11

Morning all,

My apologies Goldie was referring to Goldi, didn't realise you were 2 different people.

Ntaksay
19 Nov 2012 10:13

Good Morning

Happy Birthday Sisila

Khethiwe
will live to regret what she's done and Khubone will never leave her alone, he will always go to Khethiwe everytime he needs money and blackmail her since he has something that can put Khethiwe in jail for murder of her husband.  She deserves it.

Friend
19 Nov 2012 10:21

Happy born day Sisila, enjoy it. lol guys remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 10:37

Friend wat r u tlkng abt? *confused*

Friend
19 Nov 2012 10:41

Nice weekend lovely family. Take care n' don b naughty, especially GOLDIE no KANDYF?

@Friend I hope you are referring to GOLDI NOT Goldie cos I dont have d energy at all 2 b naughty but GOLDI is still very young! LOL!


Talking abt the above statements Goldi.

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 10:47

ohh silly me ddnt see dat statement Friend lol Goldie wu said m young tjooo hw old r u if i may ask cos nna i'm 33yrs n i dnt consider maself young even tho i look 12 lol *notismile*

Ntaksay
19 Nov 2012 10:56

Who knows of a home remedy for Bartholin's Cyst?  
Sitz bath
does not help much and I'm tired of doing the surgery evertime the cyst reoccurs.

If you know something that might help please help.
Many thanks

sqephu
19 Nov 2012 10:58

Happy born day to u Sisila

Where are my manners MORNINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Manicure
19 Nov 2012 11:04

Happy birthday Sislav, enjoy ur day nana.

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 11:06

wat r dose Ntaksay?

zdwesha
19 Nov 2012 11:21

yas goldi

Riyat
19 Nov 2012 11:24

Have a wonderful born day sisila Khethiwe is stupid I don't feel sorry for her. Akhona is just too much. She always have an excuse for s*x. That's being unfair to mr Nick. Now when he goes for Zodwa she will go crazy.

Bk212303
19 Nov 2012 12:05

Happy birthday Sisila enjoy

NonkyNonky
19 Nov 2012 12:21

Ntaksay what's Bartholin's cyst my dear?

Zeegy
19 Nov 2012 13:24

   Hapyyyyyyyyyyyyy Birthday Sisila.

Afternoon family.

Gooo Zodwa
 crying for Mr Nick like that.....
He is out of your league.

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 13:27

Da house is quiet today ke eng na ke Monday or le babalazed *jstasking*

Manicure
19 Nov 2012 14:09

@ Ntaksay i think may u can have them drained at the surgery, its painful though....

Bk212303
19 Nov 2012 14:09

@Goldi yes it is quiet today maybe it is the B.... WORD

Btwa
19 Nov 2012 14:18

Hello all
Its also my birthday today but my mood is down.

goldie
19 Nov 2012 14:35

@Ntaksay have you tried fucidin cream (preferably) but you will need a prescription for this and u can also try polysporin cream which is S1 aplly 3-4 times daily you can get without a script? I hear homeopathic practitioners can give you somthing as well that can make it dissappear for good but it takes time-usually they will give you Belladona, Herp Sulf, Mer Sol and silicia depending on the severity of it. HBD Sisila, MAY U C MANY MORE YEARS! GOOD DAY ALL!!

sqephu
19 Nov 2012 14:35

Happy born day to u too Btwa. why a u so down? is it bcoz you're not getting any younger? do no worry my dear age is just a number. *JUST KIDDING*

ENJOY YOU DAY

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 14:36

n y is dat Btwa.....Happy best day 2 u hope u'l feel beta b4 da end of ur bday *huggy*

goldie
19 Nov 2012 14:37

@Manicure with surgery they come back over and over I hear!

goldie
19 Nov 2012 14:41

Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Btwa! Feel better soon!

Btwa
19 Nov 2012 14:45

My Bfriend yesterday cancelled our touring plans during festive.

I told him around August my intension of travveling with my friend, He convinced me it should be me and him, at last minute He nolonger can afford. Now my friend secured her plans else where, it feels lyk He sabotaged the whole thing

Bk212303
19 Nov 2012 15:10

Happy birthday BTWA.God Bless u on yr day.

Ntaksay
19 Nov 2012 15:16

Bartholin is like an abscess but it grows only in one place which one of the walls of vagina. and it keeps coming back every three or six months.
The gynae says its caused by the blockage of bartholin's glands, the fluid that women have cannot come out so it accummulates and causes this cyst.

Thanks Goldie 
I have had six surgeries already from last year September it keeps coming back every three months, I've tried the creams but they're not helping. My Gynaecologyst said the only thing that can make them disapear for good is MARSUPIALIZATION (aslo a surgery). But I am not happy with it. He say they will cut the cyst, but when they stitch they leave a little hole (called pouch) so that when the glands are blocked the fluid wont accumulate.

Leah Gaotlhobogwe
19 Nov 2012 15:53

Patriciah urges Sarah to take what is hers, does this mean that in the new will Khaphela gave Sarah everything.

goldie
19 Nov 2012 15:56

@Ntaksay that marsupialization a lot o women say it messes up ur sex life period cos u wont get wet and have to rely on lubricants, hope ur man wont mind to always apply b4 doing it cos when ur dry it can hurt like hell, think about it before doing it and do some research first b4 you are sorry please my sister!

Ntaksay
19 Nov 2012 16:12

Thanks Goldie I didn't know that, I just hated the fact that I will have a hole on a side of my private  but when I think of it you are right coz that whole will be draining all the fluid I have. I will try the Homeopathic practitioners,  and see if it helps.

Thanks ALL for your help.

chockie
19 Nov 2012 16:18

@LEAH I THINK THE WILL HAS GOT MORE % TO MPILO, SINCE THEY SUSPECT THAT MPILO IS NOT KHAPHELA'S SON, SO PATRICIA WILL BE URGING SARAH TO TAKE ALL THAT BELONGS TO MPILO. THUS MY ASSUMPTION

Chix
19 Nov 2012 16:24

I am seriously loosing track of you guys... Hayi i think I will have to catch up on this pace you are at next month... because for this month hayi ngeke I won't make it!!! *going to put more fuel on her tank*

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 16:28

Sorry to hear dat Btwa u nid 2 cheer up even if it ws sabotage myb he onli dd it so dat u cn chill kaofela n if he says budget is tide its true dnt be harsh on him n urself CHEER UP GAL it's ur special day Ntaksay hope all goes well with u ma darling *bighug*

Ntaksay
19 Nov 2012 16:35

Thank you.

Bye Byeology

goldie
19 Nov 2012 16:51

Did u guys realise that the will that was deliverd during the prayer session was not yet signed by Khaps? The one Khethi put in her bag? @Ntaksay you are welcomed I just hope u get help soon!

Mimibob
19 Nov 2012 17:16

Happy birthday Btwa. Cheer up luv, and forgive your friend.. Go tla ba sharp. I don't really feel sorry for Khethi, she always bounces back. That Khubone should watch his back, I see he underestimates Khetiwe..

Goldi
19 Nov 2012 20:35

Evening Guyz wuuuu I'm so disappointed in mr Nic I guess once a player will always be, Khethiwe will burn in hell 4 wat she's doing ohhh poor Sarah, MJ ka bobe watena waitsi nxaaaaa.

Friend
19 Nov 2012 21:37

MJ got into my nerves, i hate to see Sbuda in so much pain. Now i know why he'll be arrested. Wandi really cares for Sbu. Goldi am also disappointed , how could he betray Akhona. Goldie so it means Khethi will get her share since Sarah is not aware of the new will. Khaps lawyer or aware though. Sleep well keeps.

mangqezu
20 Nov 2012 06:52

Morning y'all

Bed blogging and officially sick of being sick !!!!

Kanti did Nic do the dance with Zodwa or what exactly transpired there? Poor Akhona bathong she shud have fired Zodwa from when she started suspecting her acting all weird

As for MJ I dunno where he gets off trying to black mail his mom I liked it when she put him in his place she shud have just been blunt and told him if u are so concerned abt ur father go stay with him in those war zones and lets see if u like it cos he's got all those priviledges thanks to her.

I hope they find uSbuda quickly after all this blogging for him he cant die now

Ntaksay
20 Nov 2012 08:10

I don't understand MJ how can he leave Sbuda like that, he could have at least phone an ambulance and then run way.  Hope you get help soon Sibusiso.

Where did Zodwa learn to seduce, I must say she is good at least Mr Nic came to his senses and did not sleep with her.  Hayi uZodwa is really something else, when she asked Nic to cudle with her while waiting for the taxi. I'm glad Nic asked her to go and wait outside. 

Friend
20 Nov 2012 08:19

Morning peeps.

'at least Mr Nic came to his senses and did not sleep with her.,'

i am relieved, thought he did it, so she left her wet moes, tshotsho.

Get well soon Mangqezu, jus called 911 va.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 08:20

Morning Family Mangqezu darling here's a warm hug 4 hope u'l feel beta soon, MJ is so heartless Wandi must jst show him wus boss.....hahaha Zodwa ke ntjaa san dd u c wat she dd to her top wen Nic ws telling her dat Akhona's not coming heeee is Nic mara y damn throwing a gud away nka lebaka la go gala haai sies man

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 08:32

wat r u saying Friend cos Nic dd da dance with Zodwa unless i miss read or something

Bk212303
20 Nov 2012 08:38

Guys have u noticed Nic has changed to something better.@Goldie yes the will was not signed yet. Who does MJ think he is, he has evrything cause of his mom but he still stands up for his father who is useless(who mess thingz up and run away) Zodwa u forget why u came to Jozi in the first place and Nic was rigt when he said the innocent ones are dangerous. Did u hear what mj's father said about families, he said they are boring now is that a husband haysuka sbuda ngena!!!!

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 08:44

MJ he's jst a spoil spot wu still have a lot to learn ungreatful lil bastard.....If Nic turned into something beta y sleep with da MAID??

Dhee
20 Nov 2012 08:50

Tjo Zodwa finaly tasted what Akhona gets now she gonna be a pain in the but to Mr Nic.

chockie
20 Nov 2012 08:57

Morning guys. im rily confused, at first i also thot that was the will which kethiwe received that day. But yesterday when the doc asked ket & sarah about khaphela having life policy or insurance (i cant rily phrase it exact) and ket was quick to say NO so i thot maybe that was the policy from clientele maybe about hospital insurance in case of an accident. Help guys, what did the doc ask?

Ntaksay
20 Nov 2012 09:01

Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten

steffie
20 Nov 2012 09:01

@Mangqezu get well gal, a warm hug from me. 

Peeps I am confused  because I was doing something while watching Gen yesternite. Did Nic slept with Zodwa or what. Clarification please! 

I feel sorry for Sbu hope he get well soon, Wandi will be so furious when she hear that MJ did it, such an ungrateful brat because of one kiss nje.

By the way good morning cyber-friends. Have a fabulous day and stay blessed.

chockie
20 Nov 2012 09:03

GUYS I THOT NIC & ZODWA DID THE DANCE. MAYBE IT WAS JUS TOUCH TOUCH ONLY,

Friend
20 Nov 2012 09:07

'wat r u saying Friend cos Nic dd da dance with Zodwa unless i miss read or something'

'at least Mr Nic came to his senses and did not sleep with her.,

my statement was based on the above. i also thought they did it before i saw the above statement.

Manicure
20 Nov 2012 09:08

@ Friend are u trying to tell me that Mr. Nikc didnt "do" Zodwa, i thought  he had the cake... iyo me and my dirty mind.  did u see Zodwa's skirt, haebooooo!!!!!!!

Friend
20 Nov 2012 09:11

@ Friend are u trying to tell me that Mr. Nikc didnt "do" Zodwa, i thought he had the cake... iyo me and my dirty mind. did u see Zodwa's skirt, haebooooo!!!!!!!

 Refer to the above.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 09:14

lol i think Ntaksay is da 1 wu wishes da Nic ddnt eat da cake of whc he dd shame on him ok Friend i understand doll lol ur mind is not dirty Manicure he dd eat da cake hihihihihihihihihihi den after Zodwa wanted to cuddle iyooooo

Ntaksay
20 Nov 2012 09:15

When did they dance, I saw them kissing but dancing I must have missed that part.

chockie
20 Nov 2012 09:20

@NTAKSAY ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO SHOW THE VIEWERS WHILE THEY ARE DANCING

chockie
20 Nov 2012 09:23

I DONT THINK THEY DANCED COZ ZODWA WILL RESORT TO BLACKMAIL SO AS TO GET HE JOB BACK. SO I GUESS THE BLACKMAIL PART OF IT SHE WILL SAY I WILL TELL AKHONA THAT WE DANCED YET THEY DIDNT

Ntaksay
20 Nov 2012 09:38

I understand that they cannot show them dancing, but at least to show them getting dressed or something that will give us clue that something did happen.  I still think they did not do it.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 09:49

After dat part of dem kissing dey showed us whr Nic ws pulling he's pants up so in ada words dey dd dance

ayashah
20 Nov 2012 09:50

Aya 20
slim and average height
student
dark in complexion, not very dark though
not married 
@
  kerrie tlltltltltltl you wre cheating you owe me  a drink, yes am 20, not 25 Mangqezu  dark in complexion(kwekwewew) Check ma profile you will see my colour doing experiential learning at department treasury yep thats ryt (student) as Kerrie said

i missed you big tym guys am not in good health , still not feeling well but dnt like staying in bed 

05415
20 Nov 2012 09:51

It's a family show people, calm down. This is not porn. Anyone who didn't realise they had sex, they are stupid. People here complain even about kissing, then they show less, you still complain. JUST CALM DOWN. CAN'T WATCH SEX ON PRIME TIME, THIS IS NOT HOLLYWOOD.

chockie
20 Nov 2012 09:57

It's a heartbreaking scene as Khethiwe says her final goodbye, Maybe Kethiwe she is the one who will switch off the machines coz of Khubone's pressure.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 09:57

Hey Aya darling wat's rong nw? ofole ne nana lmao 05415 we r calm we jst chatting hawu n pls stop shouting u n chockie tjooo

chockie
20 Nov 2012 10:00

@05415 Anyone who didn't realise they had sex, they are stupid, i think this is a strong language for a happy family like this.

chockie
20 Nov 2012 10:02

@ Goldi im sorry if i sounded like shouting. where exact

sisila
20 Nov 2012 10:46

Morning family first love to thank you all who wished me well for my birthday i truly enjoyed it and May the good Lord richly bless you, I can hear there was drama yesterday on Gen anyone generous enough to give us an update was busy celebrating didnt watch.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 11:03

lol chockie wen u type in big caps sounds like u shouting hihihihihihi

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 11:09

@Sisila i'm glad u enjyd ur day gal so kuku ejelwe vele??

chockie
20 Nov 2012 11:15

okey Goldi. Most of the things that i type at work there are supposed to be in caps so thus why in most cases i use caps. i will put that in mind next time. lol

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 11:18

kikikikiki ok cool mam

goldie
20 Nov 2012 11:34

Hi FAM!

I also think they did the dance phela in the kitchen, stealing it you realy dont have to undress everything n Zodwa's skirt was too short to just pull it up and get it on. Nick wanted him out so quickly to even suggest she waits for d taxi outside out of guilt!

shuu
20 Nov 2012 11:38

The Funniest & most shocking Facebook statuses of the year 2012? The nominees are:

1) Chomba Chisha: When days are duck, frinds r few.
2) Chichi Nyondo: OMG,he bought me flours....
3)Namatama Munalula: I hate girls/ guys with low selves of steam....
4) Sonjhi Chibwe: If your parents never had children,chance s r u wont either..
5) Njavwa Mwale: Let me bath the dishes before I sleep...
6) Emmanuel chisenga: Who cares if Kanye West is dating Kim Quotation....
7) Tracey Banda: Twitter is a lot of people r altar eagles..
8) Andrew Nkolola: Lets agreed to this agree....
9) Clive Saili: I hate it when people are eating tea and they make that weird sound like Hlwi hlwi,ay maan...
10) Tisa Nkonga: I am my mothers only female daughter.
11) Chilemba Zulu: I miss my mom and dead
12) Mutale Sakanga : Who is better, Tu Pac Secure or Notorious BIG?

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 11:50

lol Shuuu i saw dis yest on fb 6 it ws Linda Yende dat's wat it said anyway yest @ctually i think all da names r rong lol bt anywu i ws loling specially # 4 n 9

Maqinase
20 Nov 2012 12:07

Morning family I missed you yesterday I culdnt blog @ all my computer was jamming as soon as I tried to log on.

Khethiwe doesnt want to listen to anyone esp Sarah....she asked her to lock the door but she didnt now she was shocked when she saw Khubone...hayi uyadika u Khethiwe maan

Galie
20 Nov 2012 12:34

Hellow beautifull people

happy bornday Sisila and Btwa hope nilonwabele usuku lwenu 

i think mr Nicj and Zodwa did the dance bt i'm so dissapointed how can nick do that to Akhona..hayi
MJ how can he left sbuda like that he's heartless mani,i felt sorry for sbu 


mangqezu
20 Nov 2012 12:39

Thanks guys for the well wishes 

05415 I dont think we're stupid for questioning if they did it or not. 

Why wud Zodwa then mention ukuthi we can go finish this upstairs if they had already done it cos all they showed us was Zodwa still fully clothed and Nic just trying to zip his pants. He cud have come to his senses before doing it that's a possibility as well or they cud have wanted to go upstairs to get condoms or something unless ma eshaye dry uNic yhu

Riyat
20 Nov 2012 12:41

Morning+afternoon family. Today I work as slave don't even have chance to log in. Not to talk of having a glass water. I believe mr Nick & Zodwa did it if nothing happened they would have shown us the whole scene at once but cutting it means there was something they didn't want us to see. My guess that is.

ayashah
20 Nov 2012 12:53

@ manicure (whispering)log i to 'that side'  wanna tel you something....

Friend
20 Nov 2012 12:58

05415, auch that's too harsh, tone down, i'm one of those you just called stupid but I'm not. @Mangqezu asking myself the same question

Ntaksay
20 Nov 2012 13:08

If Nic and Zodwa did it, they are both very careless, Zodwa might fall pregnant (this usually happens with forbiden s*x)

Ntaksay
20 Nov 2012 13:09

I also think Khethiwe will go ahead and switch off the machine regardless of how Sara feels.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 13:09

Mangqezu darling dat's anada theory u see i guess will jst have to hear da truth 4rm Nic since Zodwa cnt be trusted wabo so yeah Fam...@05415 i think u nid to take dat word back since it ws INSENSITIVE C

Ntaksay
20 Nov 2012 13:18

@05415  if you're having a bad day please don't take it out on us. Deal with it or seek help. don't shout, we're all here to cheer each other not bite each other's heads and Calling someone stupid is so not right.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 13:28

S'buda won't let dis 1 go of Khuboni being behind bra Khap's death n Khethiwe will be in 4 it since Khuboni wont go down alone eish dis woman mara i wonder hw she sleeps @ 9t

Galie
20 Nov 2012 13:38



@shuu number 9 and 5...kkwwaaaakkk lmao

Bk212303
20 Nov 2012 13:51

When i said Nic is a better person, im comparing him to when he was a skema... do u still remember when working at Ezweni... his hatret for jason etc. Mind language @05415 no 1 in the family is stupid.

ayashah
20 Nov 2012 14:19

singing(  ngimilapha ngi memezela uku qoba o ku goba egazini lemfanaaa) been praying for my sister to be born again guess what she just call my mom and tell her sh's born again and she will come back to go to church(with God nothing is Impossible)

chockie
20 Nov 2012 14:22

@AYA thus gud news. sijabula nawe.

NoMdazB
20 Nov 2012 14:52

Molweni bethunana. I've been reading your comments the whole of October and I just had to join.

meloe
20 Nov 2012 14:52

Khethiwe has a heart of stone how can she say there was no will in place, she is one stubbon and selfish person, she was asked to lock the door by sarah and she did not,  now kubone invites himself and she is furious, hahahah point an empty gun at the guru thug she is not seious

Donoh
20 Nov 2012 14:57

@Aya thats great! the kingdom of my Father is growing.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 15:03

Amen Aya....Welcome NomdazB

NoMdazB
20 Nov 2012 15:11

Shame uSarah is just devastated about this whole thing. They were married for such a short time.

Bk212303
20 Nov 2012 15:44

@NomdazB welcom

Friend
20 Nov 2012 15:52

NomdazB wamkelekile.

Friend
20 Nov 2012 15:53

Calling it a day, good evening family.

ayashah
20 Nov 2012 16:07

welcome Nomdaza, thats grate news indeed for when one repent the is a great joy in heaven ,let me call it a day

sisterk
20 Nov 2012 16:08

Hello everyone. miss you all!

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 16:19

10mnts 2 go for me bt will c u l8r ma family i cnt sleep without saying gud 9t lol

steffie
20 Nov 2012 16:24

What a long hard-working day but I am glad is over, bye.

Goldi
20 Nov 2012 20:43

Dat ws so emotional hey saying ur final gud byes heee without Sarah nogal mmm I wanda..I wish he's a match ya Sbuda cos Phenyo he daznt wnt 2 go asafella mxxxxm yoooo Zodwa wentseng mara nw Nic is playing hard 2 gt whuuu sending Nic chocolates she's gt a nerve indeed ok my loving family I will chat 2 u 2moro luv y'all have. A gud 9t mhwaaaaaa

Mimibob
20 Nov 2012 21:55

Welcome Nom. Hey, I can't get over fact that Aya is 20! All the respect ya botsadi e ke neng ke mo e fa.. Lol... I think Nic n Zodwa did the deed. The way Nic was zipping his fly and Zodwa wanting to cuddle. I only saw last 5 minutes of Gens today, but the guilt look on Nic's face.. Mmh, sengwe o se dirile.

Btwa
21 Nov 2012 02:22

Hi guys

This is how weird my working hrs are; But i dnt miss Gen.

 Now that Nic tasted Zodwa He is acting all guilty and avoids Akhona, poor Akhona. I thot Nic was changed mose, to be tempted like that.
Khetiwe will be pushed by Khubone until who knws! She had to pull life support from Khaps without Sara's approval.

Gr8 Morning to all

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 08:07

Good Morning!!!

Zodwa is too much, she is always complaining about being broke but she goes and buy a box of chocolate for Akhona's man. Akhona must get rid of her now.  I'm so disapointed in Nicholas, I thought he had changed.

Good bye bra Khaps

Why did Ezweni's security guard take that footage to Noluntu? He could have given it to Senzo/Phenyo.

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 08:20

Morning guyz Wandi o tshwere bothata ka bana bale, yooo da way i'm so disappointed in Nic o kare ke bf yaka eng cheatetse mmmmmm, MJ mst jst go to jail for wat he dd to S'duda mxxm

steffie
21 Nov 2012 08:29

Morning!

@Ntaksay
I thought the meeting btween Wandi & Sbu was at Yone Yethu Media hence the footage landed on Luntu's hands. This are just my assupmtions I stand to be corrected.







ayashah
21 Nov 2012 08:30

morning???

I can't get over fact that Aya is 20! All the respect ya botsadi e ke neng ke mo e fa.. Lol...
lol Mimibob kgathi does what i talk sound like am old? it means am matured < hide>
Kerrie its wednesday you said you are coming back today, how was Madea?? 

any way it will be a half day for me am going out for luch they are taking out al the experiencial learners for lunch in this de[partment for me, so from 1 oclock i wnt be in the house

B2G so who is gonna donate for Ngamla?
how is Sara going to react when she hears that Khethiwe switched off the Matchine
will Akhona ever found out that her man slept with their maid??

 

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 08:44

Yeh da meeting was @ Yona Yethu......let's hope Bra Khaps is a match for sbuda,

shuu
21 Nov 2012 08:44

somebody take a stab at describing me

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 08:45

OH that makes sense thanks Steffie

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 08:45

morning family, how i missed you and i'm going to go crazy starting from Dec 1st to Dec 23rd, without blogging....i have to go and do wedding preparations but i think i'll use my phone, a nightmare that it is but still....

BTG: Khethiwe doesn't learn, she's always sorry, gets forgiven and then does something stupid again, knowingly...i don't feel sorry for her anymore!
Zodwa le Nic ba sikile lekhekhe, who would want to cuddle when they have been left wet....
I so wish it was Caleb who witnessed the forbidden kiss, he would have collapsed and died and that would have saved Wandi the divorce proceedings....
Somebody please talk to Noluntu's wardrobe person, her clothes don't look nice on her nowadays, they are just too tight and she looks like an over-stuffed rag doll

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 08:58

Aya, i'm back sweetheart and Madea is great, she cracked my ribs the other day neh, she was sitting with my four year old niece and seven year old cousin and they were teaching her this song ya Akon, P-Square le Mr. MayD, Chop My Money and ene she came up with her own lyrics; she went like, hinde, hinde hinde, hinde moni, hinde moni, i don't care....i laughed so hard, yeah, that's my gangster Madea for you....

Shuu 35
Average height and weight
Coffee colour
Married
Works in Gabs and is from Serowe
Is a friend of God
<<<hides cos i'm cheating, have seen his pics, he's my FB friend>>>

chockie
21 Nov 2012 09:00

Morning Gud people. RIP bra Khaps. I think Kaphela will be a match to Sbu, so Sbu will get the kidney. Maybe after Sbu recorves he will assist kethiwe to kill khubone. guys did you see Khethiwe carrying a gun. She is a dangerous lady.

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 09:07

*handonmouth* kante gonale bo Ntate mo?? hides cos i'm cheating, have seen his pics, he's my FB friend>>> tjooo ddnt knw nw n wu else guyz cos nna i always thot ke bomme fela

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 09:20

Go na le bo ntate Goldi, i only know of Shuu, James le VusiK, i think the rest ke bo mme......

Galie
21 Nov 2012 09:25

@Goldi yooo da way i'm so disappointed in Nic o kare ke bf yaka eng cheatetse mmmmmm, i'm so dissapointed too  hayi undiphoxile uNick shame
i so wish Akhona can find out the truth ,im praying that bra khaps is a match for dlomo..
i cant stand watching him being like tha in hospital ,MJ will be in much trouble when sbu recover

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 09:32

Chockie, Khethiwe got that gun from Khubone, the one Khaphela made and planted in Khubone's house...remember Khubone gave it Mpilo saying it's a toy....

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 09:40

Ohhh tnx ngwana Madea aka Kerrie *tangout*, Khethiwe ke legomosha lol

ayashah
21 Nov 2012 09:43

yoo  thot was a female

Friend
21 Nov 2012 09:48

Morning happy family, did not watch Gen last nite, was cheering my team at FNB as we rose again.

i knew you guys would fill me up with your comments, now i know what transpired. So bra Khaps is resting in peace, Sarah won't be wrong if she accuses Khethi of murdering him.

chockie
21 Nov 2012 09:51

oh Thanx Kerrie, then lets hope kethiwe will get the gun loaded for kubone. But guys is it easy to see your mother being kissed by other man.

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 09:57

No it's not specially if she's still married to ur dad.....@ Chockie

ayashah
21 Nov 2012 10:00

mxmi thought Shuu is a female

Friend
21 Nov 2012 10:03

Caleb naye should come back home & service Wandie, as much as i like her, what she did with Sbuda was wrong.

NoMdazB
21 Nov 2012 10:04

Thank you very much for the warm welcome. EISH kodwa naye uKhethiwe, she never learns. She's always sorry but she too quick to allow the devil to poison her thoughts

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 10:19

Same here Aya bt hey akusenani i guess we du need a male perspective in da house c, true dat Friend dat's called cheating *seriousface*

caro
21 Nov 2012 10:24

good day
zulus are proud to annouce that they can neva be outdone by limpopians with their "LKK"  lol they announce to you " NGA HLEKA NGAZE NGA SUZA"

GEN Is geting hotter by the day hao... nic and zodwa haikhona

akhona o tla lahla go tlogela a hot maid le his boyfie..

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 10:24

hahahaha Aya, wa ncaza waitse....

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 10:28

Khubone means business, he already has plans for Siqalo Court as if he owns the place. Khethiwe will regret the day she associated herself with Khubone coz he will make her life a living hell making her do things angafuni ukuzenza. But she only has herself to blame.

If Mpilo is Dumisane's son is she going to hunt him down. 

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 10:29

Big up to Zulus NNN...tlltltltltltltl i dnt blame Akhona bt feel sorry for her i blame Nic cos he cnt keep he's pants on sies

caro
21 Nov 2012 10:31

@steffie

@Ntaksay I thought the meeting btween Wandi & Sbu was at Yone Yethu Media hence the footage landed on Luntu's hands

looks like we were watching the same tv .. NNN

ayashah
21 Nov 2012 10:32

@ kerrie check your email adress 
  guys todae is very Hot tjoo

caro
21 Nov 2012 10:39

@ayasha

where are you going? you neva complain ka weather, means yourr are not at the office..

Locomotivious
21 Nov 2012 10:44

me i would want my mother to cheat on my father,history is history must be buried if she wanted Sbu why did she marry Caleb and have children for so many years.

What is she teaching her children that u must cheat with yr ex,even if u are married .Ex is history it was nt meant to be.as far as i want Wandi and Sbu to be together but wat they are doing is wrong guys nomatter hw we say Caleb this Caleb dat.its udultery  

My mannners hw are u family

ayashah
21 Nov 2012 10:54

lol NNN ay yah neh

steffie
21 Nov 2012 10:58

Wandi & Sbu was at their lowest allowing emotions to overide their logical senses, is not like they are dating or something between those lines nakona a woman need to be appreciated now and then

Locomotivious
21 Nov 2012 11:05

was meaning to say would not want my mother to cheat my father.

As for Khetiwe she wil reap what she is sowing

Zodwa .com wats up with ladies of nowadays,she thinks she can overtake Akhona,i dnt think saw,nw Nic slept with her and wat did she gain,she lost her dignity and i used to like her nw i know the devil u know is better than the Angel you dont know.

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 11:06

@Steffie a re gane yes dats wat we need but wat we saying is she's married she ws not suppose to even respond to da kiss whc she dd dat's y we saying it's rong cos she's committed

chockie
21 Nov 2012 11:12

As for me guys i feel sorry for MJ, what wandi did i think its very wrong, it was going to be better if it was at Sbu's house but at Caleb's house. I also support Loco's comment.

ayashah
21 Nov 2012 11:14

where are you going? you neva complain ka weather, means yourr are not at the office.....  my aircondition is not working

steffie
21 Nov 2012 11:27

@Goldi & Chockie I am with you guys totally but matters of the heart........
As for doing it at Caleb's house hayi that was ukudelela.

NonkyNonky
21 Nov 2012 11:28

So Bra Khaps is gone, shame he was a good man.  Kethiwe deserves to rot in hell.

goldie
21 Nov 2012 11:32

MORNING! Caleb le yena needs to be taught hore ha o tle ofe motho ngwana when she's a bit grown plant another seed and leave! MJ is actualy angry at his father for never been there but as always poor mother gets all the blame, regardless of how much and what a wonderful job u've done raising the kids n providing for them alone! Caleb again is to be blamed, he left MJ in charge of the house hold n he thought he was protecting his mother by standn up to SBU, now look what happened. He needs to be a father period and this shows what happens if we neglect spendin time with our kids preferin our jobs more! CALEB WA NTENA PERIOD HA SE MONNA AT ALL!!!!NXA....!

chockie
21 Nov 2012 11:33

I know Steffie matters of the heart ayahlupha, and always first love its not easy to jus forget about it.

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 11:48

what Wandi did is wrong but it was enough, no woman deserved to be neglected like that, who knows, maybe Caleb is busy hlokolzing with some other journo wherever he is and expect Wandi to just sit there with crossed legs, phela it gets itchy, hayikhona! She also have needs, if the situations were reversed,he would have slept with a dozen girls by now and then turn the tables on her, blaming her for her absence, mna ke i won't tolerate it, no man is going to do that to me...*fuming*
The kids are giving Wandi a hard time, she's always bailing them out, alone, she needs somebody to share the load with, Caleb is asking for too much from Wandi, i don't blame her, she was just answering the call of nature...

chockie
21 Nov 2012 11:52

kikiki @kerrie nonononono you have at least made to laugh she was just answering the call of nature..

Locomotivious
21 Nov 2012 11:54

@Chockie matters of the heart ayahlupha,imagine your man with his EX into your house,because of first love haaibo

Its nt easy to forget i knw but i cant imagine my man in my own house,i wil killllll kikikiki llol

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 11:57

i agree with you Goldie, Caleb needs to man up, he's left Wandi alone on their perch for too long, it's not fair......nna tota i don't agree with having to sit at home and wait for the likes of Caleb to come back from gallavanting and then stand up with open arms and say "woza baba, wamkelekile",i cannot,not at all.....

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 12:05

Locomotivious, Wandi should just file for a divorce, with only one reason: HUSBAND DENIES ME MY CONJUGAL RIGHT and the judge will grant it instantly and then she can move on with her life, even if it's not with Ngamla, just somebody who'll help her release the tension that's been building up in side of her before she explodes......

goldie
21 Nov 2012 12:13

KWAAAAAAAAAAA..!!@Kerrie phela it gets itchy! Very itchy my sister! These are the lyrics of Toni's song, gave them to one of my customers whose wife was forever admitted for depression and was taking a lot of anti-depressents and he is better now after reading it, says he now understands what his wife has been nagging him about: I worked late but you don't wait up My bones ache and i'm cleaning the place up Sometimes i wonder if know i'm there I sit down take off my make-up I lay down but you don't wake up Sometimes i wonder if you even care I can't remember the last time you Told me i'm beautiful, and i can't remember Last time you said anything at all I'm a woman A woman with a heart And i deserve your all I'm not some girl who don't know what she wants I'm a woman And i need to be touched And i need to be loved 'cause being just your woman is not enough Now i hope that you don't wake up When it's too late to make up You'll be the one that's alone and that's so sad In time you'll find somebody The truth is she'll never be me And that's when you're going to miss what we had When all i really needed to hear was "you're beautiful" All i really needed to hear was anything at all I'm not your friend who only needs you sometimes And if i'm your lady You got to treat me like... I'm a woman A woman with a heart And i deserve your all I'm not some girl who don't know what she wants I'm a woman And i need to be touched And i need to be loved 'cause being just your woman is not enough Look at me I'm a woman Read more: TONI BRAXTON - WOMAN LYRICS

chockie
21 Nov 2012 12:16

Sipho and his girlfriend Mbali went to
commit suicide on thirtieth floor at
John Ross building so that God can
officiate their wedding in heaven.
Their plan was to jump off the
building at the same time at the count of three. So, After the
count, Sipho jumped off but
Mbali didn't jump. She looked back
and said: Love is blind but am not
blind. She then walked away As
 Sipho got to the air, He opened his parachute and said:
Though,
I'm madly in love, But not mad to
die for "LOVE".

Now the Question is who cheated
between the two of them?
[ Please be honest

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 12:21

both of dem cheated

chockie
21 Nov 2012 12:22

I think Sipho is the one who cheated, maybe Mbali saw the parachute thus why she decided not to jump.

caro
21 Nov 2012 12:25

Goldie couldnt agree with u more... 
Mj is just trying to be man of the house , like dad said when he left" mj please take care of the ladies of the house" i mean that alone does not give Mj time to grow and experience whta ada teenagers are experiencing since he is busy trying to play "Daddy dearest" role 

i mean what happened at that scene" where he pushed Sbu" that part is for Caleb to play not him... so ALL i can say is Mj is too small for his boots and he is being forced to grow up  and fast le hona. 
wandi acted in a moment of weaknes ,personally i dn blame her completely,the timing is right (but the place was not) i mean talkin bout the arrears even if Caleb visits for a month it wil stil be difficult to pay up.. 

WANDI ona le TSWAi period... cerebos.. so maybe its tym they offload both him and sbu...

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 12:32

hahahahaha bt Sbuda dd offload le Dr Wet

caro
21 Nov 2012 12:34

Chokie
mbali le sipho ke ditlatla dts all i can say, nothing bout cheating... NNN

caro
21 Nov 2012 12:35

i missed so much neh.. when did it happen Goldie? and where did the deed take palce?

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 12:37

Chockie, they both cheated...

chockie
21 Nov 2012 12:37

mbali le sipho ke ditlatla @ caro pliz translate for your zim friend.

ayashah
21 Nov 2012 12:44

guys let me share with you a certain story

we have got a morning prayer everyfriday, so i always lead in worship, so before i make sure i reah the place before anyone and i will pray together with my friend we interceed b4 the prayer comences, so since i lad in worship i pray b4 i could sing, that God please let anyone be blessed healed through my voice, ok one day it was my turn to preach while we were interceeding with lerato a certain man   came and he told that we were making noise and we are playing who do we think we are, i pick up anada worshipping song then people came we sang and he left, i didnd't know that he was listening to me preaching wherever he was
so from that day when i meant with him along the passeges he will say stop playing with God and i will just ignore him Kgathi the Man is burning yoo yesterday i went to a certain office where he was wanted to do something i was surprise when he start to confess, and people who were with me were also surprised, so i called him today i ask him if my voice/ sharing does  offend him he said no But you are offending god, so when i told Lerato she told me that the man hate people who worship because he is from a family who worshipp gods and he follow whitch doctor coz his father is a whitchdoctor and when he said you offend god he mean his gods 

was shock and am shock but am nt afraid for Greater is he who is in me than the one who is the world, so guys always pray before you something dont just do because you can do it let the holysprit Guide and lead you, pray with me for his soul shame( surely it is true that WHEN WE CALL UNTO THE NAME OF THE LORD HE WILL SHOW US THINGS THAT ARE HIDDEN


chockie
21 Nov 2012 12:50

But I think sipho more. They were both planning to jump. What if mbali jumped she would have died and him stay alive

caro
21 Nov 2012 12:50

mbali and  sipho are idiots...NNN... yhe   cholie sowy mafrnd i sometimes forget that my i am a celebrity and my blogs are admired abroad..NGA hleka ngaze nga suza..

ayashah
21 Nov 2012 12:54

guys am knocking off  catch you tomorrow lots of love@ caro do what we agreed a

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 12:55

Thanks Aya, you taught me something today!

caro
21 Nov 2012 13:02

woow aya.. i learned sumfing today dis is serious gal 

FIRE FIRE FIRE.. LET THE HOLY SPIRIT BURN HIS SELF CENTRED AS****

chockie
21 Nov 2012 13:06

Common Sense Test.

Fill in the blank :
"Alena is the daughter of Harry.... So, Harry is the _____of Alena's father"

caro
21 Nov 2012 13:20

alena is the daughter of harri's father so harry is the son of alena 's father..

caro
21 Nov 2012 13:21

NNN i give up chokie it doesnt make sense..

caro
21 Nov 2012 13:24

alena is the daugher of harry's son so harry is the father of alena's father b  

got it

maud
21 Nov 2012 13:31

YOYO , i dont even want to try

gegelegege
21 Nov 2012 13:38

Harry is the Father of ALena

steffie
21 Nov 2012 13:40

I am laughing a lot @answering call of nature @ celebrity blogger admired abroad

maud
21 Nov 2012 13:43

UmaKhwapheni uyasuka uvakashela isoka kanti uMfazi ukhona. Umakhwapheni:
Kokoko. INdoda ngena. Ah nguwe uzolanda lencwadi ethi " pls speak english my
wife is here she does not understand it cause she is a farm gal.
UMakhwapheni: Hhayi ngifuna le ethi " I have been waiting for too long nd I
decided to come here baby". INdoda: Nx leyo ayikho ngizoletha le ethi " she is
going today I will come to you late." Aphume ahambe umakhwapheni.
INkosikazi: Ha baba lo Sisi ukhuluma isilungu njengawe. INdoda: Yebo sasi
funda naye ONGOYE. INkosikazi: Nawe baba unezincwadi eziningi. Awusho; unayo
le ethi " I am sick nd tired of your cheating, I will also get myself a man?





gegelegege
21 Nov 2012 13:44

Harry is the brother of Alen's father! think i got it correct Chockie

Mimibob
21 Nov 2012 13:56

Shuu ke monna! Joh!

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 14:03

hahahaha eish mara ke eng ka di fill in da missing words haai nna i dnt even wana try....mimibob ws also shocked lol

chockie
21 Nov 2012 14:03

No one got it right, try again guys

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 14:06

Alena is the daughter of Harry.. then Harry is the wife/girlfriend of Alena's father.
This is really confusing coz Harry is a male's name.

Or Harry is cousin of Alena's father 

What's the real answer Chockie

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 14:10

@ Maud So wifey has been playing dumb all along kanti uyasazi isingisi. That's very clever.

chockie
21 Nov 2012 14:12

Okey guys "Alena is the daughter of Harry.... So, Harry is the NAME of Alena's father.

Galie
21 Nov 2012 14:12

@kerrie she was just answering the call of nature.. ndasuza ndahleka ndabhodla tltitltilt
each and everyday i learn something apha keep on doing the great job you doin guys
@chokie they both cheated

sqephu
21 Nov 2012 14:16

afternoon

Let me try chockie
alena is the daughter of harry brother, so harry is the brother alena's father

sqephu
21 Nov 2012 14:23

common sense test

mine  goes lyk dis

"what start with T and end with T and full of T "
"What starts with letter E and end with letter E AND 1 letter in?"

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 14:25

lmao n u all got it rong haai soka maan chockie wuuuu mara it makes sense hihihihihihihi

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 14:27

"What starts with letter E and end with letter E AND 1 letter in?" - EWE

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 14:29

"what start with T and end with T and full of T " - TeapoT

Correct answer plz

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 14:31

You had us thinking there Chockie, it is indeed easy

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 14:33

kante ke eng ka basadi ba haaikhona

sqephu
21 Nov 2012 14:41

Yes @Ntaksay it's a teapot. but the other answer is wrong.

sqephu
21 Nov 2012 14:53

common sense test
I have 4 different home 1st for my parents,2nd is for my grandparents and the 3rd one is for my sister and the the 4th one is for me. they all surrounded by rivers.if i go to my parents house i have to cross the river and if i want to go to my grandparents i have to cross the river and to my sister's place i have to cross the river. and in my place i have an orange tree,then i pick up some oranges for all of them, the problem is that once i cross the river the oranges increase ( ie 3 oranges once i cross increase to 6) so i want to give them equal. how many oranges do i have to pick for those tree houses?

chockie
21 Nov 2012 15:09

@SQEPHU you have to pick 1

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 15:14

Yes Chockie i also think da ansa is 1

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 15:15

I would pick 2, when i go to my parents i will cross the river and get 2 more then leave that extra 2 oranges with my parents. cross another river to grandma's  my two oranges will be doubled again then I will leave her with the 2 extra, same to my sister.

Ntaksay
21 Nov 2012 15:17

"What starts with letter E and end with letter E AND 1 letter in?" - EyE
What is the correct answer

Kerrie
21 Nov 2012 15:38

One day a man got home from church and lifted his wife up, supriesd the wife said;
Wife: ooh, honey, that's new! Thank you, what did i do deserve it?
Husband: During sermon, the pastor said we should lift our problems up to God!

Bk212303
21 Nov 2012 15:39

Family let us stop judging Wandi for what she did with Sbu? Put your feet in her shoes and c how u would take the responsibility, loneliness etc. Each and every time she has to stand up for her family alone no shoulder to cry on, no 1 to tlak to tec. As for the maid shame she must just dream on cause she will never have Nic cause she just showed him that she is cheap. Is come easy go  haahha tshotsho u can but chocolate,make chokolate cakes u a just cheap Zodwa

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 15:49

we not judging her Bk we understand all dat isht, da fact is she's married akere let her file 4 divorce den she can kiss wu ever she wnts n worse da kiss took place @ her house wabo

@NtlaguN
21 Nov 2012 16:00

I think plotting Khethiwe already is brewing up a plan-switch off life support for bra Khaps then donate his kidney to Sbusiso. When Sbusiso recovers and is healthy and grateful for her assistance, she will pretend Khubone is now threatening her and demanding money and Siqalo from her so Sbusiso will deal with Khubone once and for all then she will be free. 

Just hope Choppa can remember seeing Khethiwe with Khubone and tell the police so she can go to prison she is getting worse and worse.

@NtlaguN
21 Nov 2012 16:00

I think plotting Khethiwe already is brewing up a plan-switch off life support for bra Khaps then donate his kidney to Sbusiso. When Sbusiso recovers and is healthy and grateful for her assistance, she will pretend Khubone is now threatening her and demanding money and Siqalo from her so Sbusiso will deal with Khubone once and for all then she will be free. 

Just hope Choppa can remember seeing Khethiwe with Khubone and tell the police so she can go to prison she is getting worse and worse.

steffie
21 Nov 2012 16:20

You are right @Bk212 Wandi doesn't have support system has to rely on her own. she is married only on paper not on practicality that is why she often goes against the rails.

chockie
21 Nov 2012 16:24

@Sqephu the answer pliz before we go home

Goldi
21 Nov 2012 16:29

Ok family let me love n leave u will chat l8r i'm out of here adios mochachos *waving*

Donoh
21 Nov 2012 16:45

@ Chockie let me try Fill in the blank : "Alena is the daughter of Harry.... So, Harry is the _____of Alena's father" Harry is the name of Alena's father

ReneyC
21 Nov 2012 22:08

To those of u in SA and read the papers??wat I wanna know is since Generations has been linking Ngamlas life with Menzis life...kidney problems n all,now that in the show Ngamla got a donor/transplant does that mean that in real life Menzi got a donor/transplant aswell?wanna know before I get excited for nothing... Overall, GENERATIONS IS HOTTT these days tjo!!!and those who were wondering abt nic and Zodwa I'm sure u got ur answer today wen Nic told her it was just s*x... Gotta love GEN :)

ReneyC
21 Nov 2012 22:09

To those of u in SA and read the papers??wat I wanna know is since Generations has been linking Ngamlas life with Menzis life...kidney problems n all,now that in the show Ngamla got a donor/transplant does that mean that in real life Menzi got a donor/transplant aswell?wanna know before I get excited for nothing... Overall, GENERATIONS IS HOTTT these days tjo!!!and those who were wondering abt nic and Zodwa I'm sure u got ur answer today wen Nic told her it was just s*x... Gotta love GEN :)

Mimibob
21 Nov 2012 22:21

Zodwa o harassa Mr Nick tlhe bathong!

Mimibob
21 Nov 2012 23:12

Learn interesting Setswana words:

Helicopter - Sefofane sa thoo-tomo
President - Tautona
AK47 - Thobolo ya kgota-more-o-itirise
Radio - Seromamowa
Calculator - Sebala makgolo
Movie - Setshwantsho sa motshikinyego
Window - Seokomela bagwe

sqephu
22 Nov 2012 07:22

Morning 
Im sorry for the delay the was a power cut here so your ansas 

what start with letter e and end with letter e and 1 letter in= its an envelope

I will pick 7 oranges cross the river to my parents place den oranges doubled to 14 and i will leave 8 there then left with 6 then cross the river to my grands house then doubled to 12 then leave 8 and left with 4 den cross with 4 to my sister's place then double to 8 then left all. and all they will get equal oranges.

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 08:13

morning mabloggers.

yho, Zodwa, ke mathata a ngwana..*claphandsonce*. As for Sarah chasing Khethiwe from the mattress won't bring Khaphela back, she must just admit ukuthi uKhaphela nentshebe zakhe are no more....anyway, Ruby put her in her place yesterday....
Sometimes tradition gets too much, Khaphela won't be buried with his family for doing a decent thing, his death saved many lives, surely the ancestors should appreciate that.....

steffie
22 Nov 2012 08:14

Morning
I loved it when the police arrested MJ he is sucha pain this days.

chockie
22 Nov 2012 08:29

Morning gud people, Khubone he rily has to be killed, going to the extend of  saying keep change coz of khaphela's death.

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 08:39

i hope Khubone doesn't get anything, yena noKhethiwe wakhe and they would have killed Khaphela for nothing...Khethiwe yena will be roaming the streets and Khubone can go back to jail for all i care....

chockie
22 Nov 2012 08:42

@kerrie As for Sarah chasing Khethiwe from the mattress won't bring Khaphela back, off course it wont bring Khaphela back but as for me the way i hate Khetiwe i was angry to her on the mattress. i jus wish that (An outburst at the funeral leaves everyone shocked and horrified) it will be Khubone coming for khethiwe

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 08:46

Morning y'all

Can someone pretty pls recap I had to cook during the show

Did Khetiwe tell Sarah the truth that she's the one who pulled the plug? But Khaphela's death was just untimely it just happened from nowhere poor him no more pay kulanda iXmas lol

isn't the 10 days up already to have received Mpilo's paternity results?

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 08:50

putting everything bad that Khethiwe has done aside, Khaphela was already dead, there was no need for him to be on machines like that, no one would like that for themselves, it is too painful for the family and loved ones...sometimes it's better if the person dies, atleast you'd get closure and move on with life...

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 09:01

Morning Ma bloggers

Big up to Mam Ruby, she was calling everybody to order yesterday...she started with Dineo and ended up with Sarah...Ruby ke skhoko

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 09:05

Khethiwe did tell Sarah ukuthi she pulled the plug and now Sarah is accussing her of killing Mr. Beard, she doesn't even want her next to her on the mattress. People from KZN came and Mr. Beard's uncle said Khaphela won't be buried with his family cos he's not complete, some of his organs have been given away, kidney(s) went to Ngamla and still Sarah blames it on Khethiwe but it's not her fault Khaphela registered as a donor!

MJ was arrested for hurting Ngamla after Ngamla told Senzo what put him in ICU. Dineo was upset Phenyo didn't tell her about Ngamla getting a transplant and Ruby told her she can't expect that of him now that they are not a couple. Zodwa can't just help herself, she's head over heels in love with Mr. Nic. She told Nic that he's her man since they made love but Nic told her they had sex and he ain't her man.

That's pretty much i remember, somebody will fill in the gaps...

Manicure
22 Nov 2012 09:22

ladies, u got it with ur own ears yesterday from Mr. Nick, they ate the cake once, thats what Mr. Nick said.  u see our last month mission worked (the 1000 comments), Ngamla found a donor, are they telling us he got it in real life?

gegelegege
22 Nov 2012 09:31

Morning Ma Bloggers

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 09:32

we are miracle workers Manicure...we could have done the same for Mr. Beard had wifey kept him in the machines..lol

gegelegege
22 Nov 2012 09:33

Yes he got it in real

Mrs Chix
22 Nov 2012 09:40

But why is Sara blaming Khetiwe for donating his parts. Kaphela is the one who signed up for that. I cant feel sorry for her her she is being unreasonable about everything including the fact that he husband had a funeral policy.

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 09:45

I thought Sbuda would eventually accept Jason's kidney....kanti how is it gonna show up that Jason is his son? *not sure just heard a rumour*

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 09:48

Mrs. Chix, Sarah is a village woman, she doesn't understand most of these things...lol! She must listen to reason and stop feeling sorry for herself.

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 09:49

gege are u for real? Happy to hear that

Thanks Kerrie u're a doll

At least Khaphela was useful for something in his death but people have been left on life support machines for years and some eventually do wake up to everyone's suprise

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 09:59

if in a comma yes, one can eventually wake up but brain dead, i'm not sure! maybe it's just my lack of faith, i don't know.....

you welcome Mangqezu.

Riyat
22 Nov 2012 10:12

Morning. Said it mr Nick & Zodwa did it

chockie
22 Nov 2012 10:14

At times uDinny uyangicasula how can he be angry that Phenyo didnt tell him about Sbu. Yena did he tell Phenyo about changing her surname, taking Patrick to her house or Phenyo got to know about all those things when he was the one who phoned. She should jus swallow her pride ask for forgiveness from Phenyo. At least on the 28th Phenyo will kiss Dinny.

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 10:23

Morning Family i need a hug *sulking*

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 10:38

*Group Hug* Goldi

I need one too broke up with my baby daddy this week but maybe the fact that I'm getting my bonus tomoro is making me numb to the pain LMAO eish I just loive money bathong but the break up was long over!!!

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 10:47

Tnx lala.....*bighug* wat happened i hope u ddnt leave him cos wa bonasa kaosane lol B2G: i ws loling lst 9t wen Sarah chased Khethiwe away oselel mosadi o, o bathong ke eng ka Zodwa mara heheeee we made love mmmmm.....MJ o laegile siyabonga Senzo

05415
22 Nov 2012 10:50

Not when you are brain dead @mangqezu, never, ask any doctor. If it's a coma, yes, you can stay there for years. Brain dead is dead. I can tell you stories about it and it is all said. A friend of mine had to go through that last year with her child, an 8 yr old, it was heart renching stuff. He was hit with a cricket ball as kids were playing at a party an all parents were there, next thing kid cries of headaches, taken to hospital, checked, given medication, went home. Follwing day kid faints, by the time they get to hospital, kid is close to dying, taken to theatre immediately because some clot or something in the head, operated but it was too late, put in machines, declared brain dead later in the day. And as they have done in Generations as heartless as it looks, those doctors who harvest organs they come to you my darlings, whilst you're still reeling on the pain of hearing about your loved one and they ta;k about taking organs. Just like they did it on Generations with Khethiwe, when I watched I was in tears because I saw it with a friend of mine. It sounds cold but it's true because if they don't come immediately, those organs will be as good as useless, there's a time limit - BE GLAD IF YOU HAVE NEVER GONE THROUGH THIS IN LIFE. MY FRIEND IS STILL IN THERAPY AND IT HAS TURNED HER LIFE UPSIDE DOWN, WE CONTINUE PRAYING FOR HER.

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 10:54

Personally I wud never switch off the machines if it was my child NEVER unless I had become too bankrupt to fund the support machines I would wait for God's hand selfish as that sounds!!!

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 11:01

huggie Goldi...what's wrong my friend?

Friend
22 Nov 2012 11:07

Morning all, 

I need one too broke up with my baby daddy this week but maybe the fact that I'm getting my bonus tomoro is making me numb to the pain LMAO eish I just loive money bathong but the break up was long over!!!
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We all love money dear, our money after having worked hard for it, it's normal. Go out there and shop till you drop dead, but leave some for rainy January ne.  As for your baby daddy good riddance if he was an asshole. But don't tell me you won't miss him, lol. remember you were head over heels before. I hope you tried to sort your problems out before pulling the plug, no one is perfect but rather be alone and happy than be with someone who makes you cry every sec.

I reserve my comments as far as Sarah is concerned coz she is still mourning.  So Senzo got MJ arrested after Sibusiso told him what happened,Sbuda will drop the case in exchange of  Wandies love.

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 11:15

eish Kerrie mo gasatane bantshwenya okare nkalla bt cnt cos m @ work *tearyeyes* i guess i'll have to be strong dat's heart breaking 05415 i feel 4 ur 4rnd shame i cant really say i knw hw she feels bt i knw da pain of losing a loved 1 *bigsigh* hao kodwa Mangqezu since ur child jst lying der haai dat's too painful

Friend
22 Nov 2012 11:28

Personally I wud never switch off the machines if it was my child NEVER unless I had become too bankrupt to fund the support machines I would wait for God's hand selfish as that sounds!!!


Easier said than done baby. Lungile kept his baby-gal for years on life support hoping for a miracle to no avail, he was forced to pull the plug due to bankruptcy. I would rather let him rest in peace, not an easy thing for a parent to do though.

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 11:30

Goldi I think losing my mom was a big blow in my life. I dont think I can cope well with losing someone very close to me again that's why I say I wud rather wait for God's hand as long as I can see my daughter for as long as possible

chockie
22 Nov 2012 11:34

I think MJ did a wrong thing at the right time, now Sbuda has got the kidney, if he did not collapse maybe Khaphela's kidney was going to be given to other critical patients. so thumps up to MJ lol

sisila
22 Nov 2012 11:34

*Group Hug* Goldi and mangqezu
The khaphela and sbuda story  just reminds me of my friend who passed on in 2008 she had kidney problems when they tested her mother she was a match but couldn't operate my friend because she was too weak then they put her on the machine for two weeks she didnt respond to any medication until they asked  her mother to switch the machines off and that was the end.

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 11:35

Mangqezu,you'll be putting yourself through torture, you wont be any good to your child if you are a wreck yourself...i feel ukuthi visiting their grave is better than visiting them on a hospital bed, with all those pipes stuck on them from all angles!
Goldi, chase Satan out of your life with a prayer and all will be good.

As for money, don't we all love it, waking up in the morning is a mission but come month-end, smiles all over! January is a very bad month, really don't like it. if your baby daddy was meant for you, he'll come back and you'll be able to sort things out and raise your baby together, happily....

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 11:38

@ Friend maybe I will miss some parts of him but right now I feel a breath of fresh air not seeing him anymore

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 11:47

Mangqezu, whatever you do, don't let those cobwebs gather, it's not healthy....*tryingtocheeryouup*

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 11:50

@Kerrie unfortunately I do not forgive betrayal. I clearly stated my position when I met him that if u so much as touch another woman whilst with me that's the end of us. He denies doing anything with the woman but the evidence points otherwise, we've been at this for months now and I'm tired claims I'm making a big mistake breaking up with him but guess its my mistake to live with but I cannot stay in a r/ship with someone I don't trust unfortunately.

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 11:54

eish Kerrie i do pray gal bt disatane tse ke sebetsang le tsona haai banyontsha mxxm....Friend it's onli been a week let for it to sink in den u'l feel da heat lol Tns Sisila

Kandyfloss
22 Nov 2012 11:54

morning all.. Mangqezu that was brave of you.. You've long wanted out didnt u? A happy holiday you are going to have..

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 11:58

bwa ha ha ha ha Kerrie I made him his favourite meal, teated him like he was my king that night, dusted until I was satifsfied I'm sure he tht I was heaven sent that day and then in the morning dropped the bomb and asked him to move out.

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 12:03

haaaaa *handsonmouth* yooooo mangqezu hw long have u been feeling lyk leaving him may i ask y u felt dat way dd he do something or wat?

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 12:04

As long as you are not hurting and don't regret it, why not, @Mangqezu! You are an independent woman, you can take care of yourself

Itu.m
22 Nov 2012 12:04

Hi Fam Shooooo I cant keep up with your comments so many of them but loving it reading every bit I can, I must say am loving Gen these days cant wait for tonight's episode! Have a blessed day!

Friend
22 Nov 2012 12:05

Uzothola omnye Mangqezu, 

dusted until I was satifsfied I'm sure he tht I was heaven sent that day and then in the morning dropped the bomb and asked him to move out.

Lol but classic baby, you don't mess with a career women.

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 12:10

hahahaha, that served him right Mangqezu, atleast you gave him something to remember you with, dusting...

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 12:15

Mangqezu, whatever you do, don't let those cobwebs gather, it's not healthy....*tryingtocheeryouup*

Hahaha @ Kerrie, she wont be alone mine have gathered since December 2010

steffie
22 Nov 2012 12:21

@Mangqezu u are cruel, to dust and the dump him afterwards, anyway if it was not meant to be it wasn't that is my philosophy

Galie
22 Nov 2012 12:26

morning beautifull people

Sarah blames khethiwe for everything ,even though khethi told her that bra khaps  signed to be a donar...
you go ruby putting telling dinny like it is,if she knows whats good for her she should swallow her pride and ask phenyo to take her back nxa!!
 i thought chopstick will recognise khobone .....

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 12:27

eish guys u never know when ur next dusting session will come buzani uMaqinase LOL

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 12:29

yho, Maqinase, that long! Are you ok love, that long...the day you see it you going to cry and scream first...wish i had a big brother or uncle, i'd set you up....

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 12:46

yooooo Maqinase i'm sho ke ko sgangeng mos y dat long gt a SP hao

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 12:48

Are u okay love LMAO I can imagine looking at it and crying for joy

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 13:03

hahahaha mangqezu dis ws well planned sure he's still shocked eve now

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 13:14

I'm fine guys.... Actually I'm even mistaken about the date it was on the 29th of Dec 2009 during the day, and I was tired from home E.C cz I was driving from there to here I think he was testing me if I was gonna agree to do the dance ...moved out from the house in Feb 2010, got divorced in May 2011 ja but I think I'm ready now for another relationship

Friend
22 Nov 2012 13:16

Maqinase you are now a virgin moes. you will feel the pain on the day gal. Just hang in there until the right guy comes or i can borrow you my hubby for  2 months nje k'phela, he won't let me rest. i can go for 5 years without it.

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 13:17

ohh askies lala so ever since nje ontse ole 1 no SPs nothing??

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 13:51

aowa Maqinase bathong, that's far too long! Like Mangqezu would do, you gonna cry for joy when you see it before even tasting it..lol...i haven't dusted in a month and a half and i feel like getting in the bus rihgt now to go do the dance, except hubby dearest is a thousand kilometres away from me..*pouting*

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 14:01

I guess when you are dissapointed it takes time to recover....I'm one patient person but I was patient until I decided that enough is enough and I dont want any man next to me. I prayed about it,I'm healed now and I'm ready.....since I'm  submitting the applications I must leave the car @ home and use public transport may be one brother will ask for a cell no lol 

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 14:03

nna it's been @ months n i still nid to organize for dec boosssssss nna a kebatle go bana le di spirder web sorry cn dzeal, @ Kerrie whr is Hubby dearest?

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 14:08

u must wait for ur wedding night Kerrie I'm sure that will make the night more memorable all that aniticipation *imagining*

I remember attending a church wedding where the lady was said to be still a virgin the hubby kept rubbing her butt until everyone commented about it lol

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 14:09

yeah, you might get lucky and get a date......i can't start to imagine what a divorce is like...not trying to open healed wounds Maqinase, how is it, i mean going through a divorce and all!? My fiance always tells me we not gonna go that path, he'll make sure of it but nobody knows what tomorrow brings....

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 14:17

Mangqezu, it's like you were there on Saturday, my granny tunes me she needs to talk to me, i said shoot..she tells me i'm not supposed to sleep over at my fiance's place anymore until the wedding, i was like seriously granny, i thought i was subtle, cos i snuck out as soon as she went to bed and in first thing in the morning before she could wake up, was so embarassed! That woman doesn't cease to amaze me......

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 14:20

Just uqine ngedolo Kerrie and pray hard for ur marriage tell the devil nje that u will never go that route from the word go

ayashah
22 Nov 2012 14:29

dusted until I was satifsfied I'm sure he tht I was heaven sent that day and then in the morning dropped the bomb and asked him to move out. kakakaka you just made my dae

good day guys

steffie
22 Nov 2012 14:30

Kerrie just wait until the wedding night, you will be official dusting with a clean conscience. Kwaaks at using public transport it can do the trick @Maqinase finding yourself with desirable partner don't rush it thou it will happen when you least expect it trust me.

Vandimerwe
22 Nov 2012 14:34

hi blogger
ijoooo i like this one of dusting, im just like Maginase, i dusted last sometimes ka 2010.............. i used to enjoy it, but nowadays its hard and too difficult......

NoMdazB
22 Nov 2012 14:35

@mangqezu and @maqinase i have a question. What if you are 32 (I'm stating the age because it matters a lot),  have a boyfriend of 4 years. sometimes when he answers the phoine he moves away from you. Maybe you once found an alice band at his place. IOne day while you were facebook stalking his ex you see something that the ex's sister posted- calling your man sbari. And saying you know sbari we love you at home etc, etc. would you then conclude he's cheating? would you leave him? would you give him another chance? Bear in mind that he has mentioned marriage and kids and the future etc in your conversations.

Bk212303
22 Nov 2012 14:40

@Mangqezu im proud of u. Now you show him that you will be ok with yr baby. Cause some people tend to think that life revolves around them. If you down/lonely the family is here for u.

Manicure
22 Nov 2012 14:46

iyo!!!!!!!!! (claps once)...........when it comes to the dusting hehehhhhhhhhhhhhhh, u will get a thousand comments from Kerrie. this is the best topic for Kerrie bathong, aooooo. pls dont stop it for Kerrie's sake.

@ Maqinase.............thats far too long, i hope u havent forgotten the dance moves.

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 14:47

will do just that Mangqezu, become close friends with God, tell Him everything that bothers me and i know He'll listen and give answers and advice...

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 14:56

Manicure, i'm going to skin you alive wena, ija....i'm bored, this topic came at the right time, been watching that comedy ya MIND YOUR LANGUAGE.....dusting is special to me Manicure, a very special act! Vandimerwe my friend, i salute you and Maqinase, way to go ma-ladies....

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 14:57

Dont even want to think about it yho....the day Iwent to court to file for it my legs were weak. The fact that I left my marriage cert there it killed me. It dragged for more than a year....he ddnt want to sign any of the documents saying he cant see himself loosing a jackpot what does incomm of property stands for kanti...he must have everything uzongidla and ungidlile sure

My advice to all the ladies is when you are fortunate and be able to do things in your marriage dont do everything I know women are hardworkers....help but with a limit, I know sometimes you do things out of love but dont overdo them. Mina I lost everything cause I was tired of fighting. I was paying the house cz I had bond @ work, paying a car until it was paid up, medical aid etc mina thinking da guy earns peanuts as he used to say... never saw his payslip ( I know it sounded stupid but it"s true)  I'm starting from scratch now... renting used to own...buying from dishes,pots to sofas, bed, washing machines that I've already had yho

It's a tough one ladies I wouldnt advice any of you to go through it....communicate,comunicate,communicate...pray,pray,pray
I tried to fix mine with elders meetings, counselling sessions but unfortunately there were mutis involve so I said no ways I cant die ndibona.

chockie
22 Nov 2012 15:06

@Nom thus a very sensitive issue, you might judge and say there is something and call it off yet there is nothing, only to discover it when its too late. On the other hand you might think there is nothing and let them continue to communicate until he is taken back. So my advice to you is, seek devine intervention, the almighty will revel the truth to you one way or the other

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 15:17

askies sisi, it must have been hell! i always wonder ukuthi what goes wrong between two people who used to love each other, what really makes something as sweet as love go sour! anyway, some things are beyond our control, no matter how much you fight for it to go right!

NoMdazB
22 Nov 2012 15:23

@ Chockie I just feel like when we get to a certain age we let ourselves settle for less. Is it practical or is it desperate?

steffie
22 Nov 2012 15:27

@Maqinase I hope and pray that one day you find the true love and happinesss that you se deserve. 
Your life story i so touching all you can do is hope that those misfortunes can be turned into multitudes of blessing, where you will marvel and enjoy it, and see they were blessings in disguise.

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 15:29

NoMdazB have u asked him about the facebook posts. 

Mina its just that I hate someone who lies to my face like I've got the word dumb written on my forehead. I found out abt my baby daddy's shenanigans when he went for New Year's to visit his mom in Botswana . He'd been acting all strange for a couple of months but I'd been shelving the issue becos I was busy with exams

Unfortunately for him I Rica'd his number so when he left like two days later my gut feel just said go and do a sim swap. Some wud say serves me right for digging but I prefer knowing what I'm dealing with. I just cudnt shake the feeling that day and before I left the house I swore ukuthi I will never suspect him again if I dont find anything. Did the sim swap around 12pm came home sat and waited and what do u know around 4pm an MMS came thru with a picture of some skank written 'ngicela ugcine kahle lesi isthombe with his name from Busi' i called him and asked him ukuthi so uBusi ubani owenumber eso umuntu athi ngineveki ngithethe amanumber akhe becos I felt lonely u've been busy with ur studies and the baby and felt left out and my next question was so ube uvele uplana ukwenzani ngaye losisi if I'd never found out about her umuntu athi lutho swore with his life they have never slept together yada yada yada and I'm like u had better get ur a$$ back here right now if u know what's gud for u. He came back we tried dealing with the issue but I just wasn't satisfied so I screened that lady's number on his phone w/out his knowledge so sometime in August I went thru his phone to find a message from the lady in his screened messages that he hadnt seen talking abt some cell phone he supposedly gave her or something and I was like hawu asked him to move out then. He begged and pleaded called a family meeting sakhuzwa but hayi mina my heart just couldn't deal with it. So nje for tha last few months we've been living under the same roof but practically living seperate lives. So I told my siblings I cant live like this anymore I want out and they gave me their full support and I told him.

Its really up to u what u want out of life and a r.ship sometimes u hang on to someone and miss out on a chance of happiness. I'm willing to take that risk and find happiness than be unhappy for one more day

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 15:32

@ Nom sorry  I cant answer on cheating cc I dont have experience on that.. my problem was about Finances of which I thought cheating was the only cause of divorce kanti nooo

Goldi
22 Nov 2012 15:36

@Kerrie i love topic ya go dusta yoooo i love it ka passion dat's y ke phandela ntho yaka lol, @Nomd i think b4 u cn du anything u need to have all da facts cos u myt find out gore ders nothing to it cos we are nt gud judge of characters some not all ofcos ouch Maqinase i guess its part of growing up it's true dat u learn a lot 4rm ur passed relationships n u become wiser

steffie
22 Nov 2012 15:36

@NoMdazB It is fear and wanting to comform to societal expections which leave most people(especially) women to settle for anything that comes their way.

chockie
22 Nov 2012 15:38

@Nom thus a very difficult question. At times when the time is run out for you its better jus to try and settle down, coz you will end up reaching the age where men will have second thoughts of marrying you. But dont jus get into something where its clear that there is no future. One most important thing that you have to be sure of is THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS BUILD ON CHRIST THE SOLID ROCK. if its build on Christ whether there are Sbares or exs they wont be able to shake your marriage. At first it might look like you are desperate but as long as you keep on praying about it, God will turn it to be a perfect match.

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 15:45

its true what all y'all are saying but the point is u cant also turn a blind eye when u think something is not right rather deal with the isuues before walking down the aisle than hoping things will sort themselves out when u are married or u'll be disappointed.  Communicate with ur partner NoMda he's the one u shud be the most comfortable with to share ur hopes and fears for the future ,if u are afraid to talk to him now what more are u going to hold back in the future. Sort things out now

NoMdazB
22 Nov 2012 15:48

I'm asking these questions because it happened to my twin sister. Thing is I actually get along very well with this boyfriend and she dumped him because she is convinced he is cheatin  ( I feel like it wasn't justified). I'm actually married but that's another story for another day. Now I feel like a traitor when I ask her to gve him another chance because I think she won't find a better man than him. Am I being disloyal to my sister ? What do I do?

NoMdazB
22 Nov 2012 15:48

I'm asking these questions because it happened to my twin sister. Thing is I actually get along very well with this boyfriend and she dumped him because she is convinced he is cheatin  ( I feel like it wasn't justified). I'm actually married but that's another story for another day. Now I feel like a traitor when I ask her to gve him another chance because I think she won't find a better man than him. Am I being disloyal to my sister ? What do I do?

Friend
22 Nov 2012 15:54

Mangqezu & Maqinase you are brave, know what you want and did the right thing. We tend to love, trust 110%, men then take advantage of us and treat us like dirty.

Bk212303
22 Nov 2012 16:06

Cheating cheating cheating been through that so many times, i cant even remember. yhoo family it is so painful. My story is too long so some other time.

Maqinase
22 Nov 2012 16:07

Thanks guys, I used to cry, be angry and feel lonely and take out my anger to my little one but no more..I thank God for my healing.

Bye Mabloggers will chat 2moro

Luv you all

God Bless you

Kerrie
22 Nov 2012 16:13

hahahaha, Goldi, we've been singled out; Mangqezu, Friend, you and me, apparently we like dusting so much we always talk about it.

Mangqezu sisi wam, there isn't a man i know who doesn't cheat, they are never satisfied with what they have, they always want more. apparently you can't find all you want in one person, so they supplement.we are going to reach the end of time before we find such men as non-cheats...women are very sensitive creatures, we got a problem there cos most of us are going to grow old alone cos of the fear of being hurt. i have been through so many heartbreaks before my fiance came along and i don't know how perfect he is cos we have lived in separate towns all the time while dating and we still are gonna after the wedding until he is done with his studies. i chose to trust him cos i felt that if i keep worrying myself about what he is doing with whom where ngingaphathwa yinhloko and lose weight.....

mangqezu
22 Nov 2012 16:29

Its true Kerrie but when u actually find out its been happening its a different ball game altogether its better when u dont know I guess becos of all things I knew he had shortcomings on this was the last thing I ever imagined he wud do but guess umuntu angeke umconfirm. He really disappointed me I wont lie when I found out I was shattered.

Bye y'all if it was winter I wud say I will find comfort in an electric blanket but alas its hot guess its hugging my lil angel' for the night  who seems to love it lol

Riyat
22 Nov 2012 17:00

Eish ladies you are really strong. Me I almost landed into a hospital when my ex boyfriend cheated on me. I pray my hubby doesn't cheat on me cos I don't know how disastrous that will be for me. Continue being strong ladies prayer is the answer to every thing

Goldi
23 Nov 2012 07:24

Morning bloggers won't be in da house much 2day took a day off ya long weeknd lol mmmm woman r tough Riyat I guess dats hw we r, cos man cheat ba2ng n wat irritates dey du it were dey gona gt cot mxxxm n da aim is nt 2 gt cot bt cos dey r man we will always catch dem such is life ok B2G:: ZODWA ke psyco ba2ng obsessed n all tjoooo I worry abt Akhona nw cos she wnts nic n akhona is standing in her way, eish Sarah le ena onale stena waitsi, cnt wait 4 da outburst n da reading off da will

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 07:51

morning friends.

"Ua go tshwanela Zodwa, more than Akhona", my foot! she did not even come close to looking like Akhona, her body ain't that gorgeous, mcxim, she's obsessed and needs exorcism.....
Sarah sounds like a stuck record and it's starting to irritate me, can't they just give Khaphela a decent burial and fight about everything later! I think Luntu should stay pregnant, it makes her be such a sweetheart, she has a heart nowadays.

Kandyfloss
23 Nov 2012 08:19

morning all.. I missed all dusting-talks yesterday. *sadfordays*

Friend
23 Nov 2012 08:29

Morning Guys, 

"Ua go tshwanela Zodwa, more than Akhona", my foot

My thoughts exactly, those clothes looks great on Akhona indeed. obssession kills Zodwa. Did you see the way she handed Luntu that cup of  tea? full anger. Akhona is too trusting maaan. Now she is going to blackmail Nic when things are getting better and better for him with Akhona. But it serves him right, he should have kept his pants on.

Will Sbuda influence Senzo to withdraw the case? i wonder!I guess  MJ has learnt a lesson. Luntu shld be preg for life, she has developed a sense of humour.

Kandyfloss
23 Nov 2012 08:44

Ladies we are so strong, just that we don't realise it. We are strong both physical and emotional.

steffie
23 Nov 2012 08:45

Morning all

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 08:50

hahaha, Kandy, we can continue talikng...my favourite topic, according to Manicure!

Zodwa is heading towards a great disappointment, she should just hook up with Chopsticks, she won't be competing for his attention with anyone else....

Goldi
23 Nov 2012 09:31

I guess its true mada wood daz chng 1 lol yeh y nt continue abt da dusting topic m up 4 it tltltltltlt its friday afta all

chockie
23 Nov 2012 09:33

Morning Guys, Mawande shez a lady indeed. Coz if i was Mawande, i was going to say to Senzo its either you drop the case or you lose your baby from Luntu. As for Khethiwe she deserve it. Let her suffer with all the burial preps coz she is the one who wanted Khaps dead.

sisila
23 Nov 2012 09:40

Morning fam just gone thru your messages as people we really go through different things. Me just have a different story have been friends with a guy for 3years then decided to date and we dated for 4years paid lobola for me but before lobola i received Salvation and he hasn't and then when i understood the bible better i sat him down and explain we will have to wait until he is saved to marry or he can find another woman because i cant bring myself to marry him especially because he doesnt understand my commitment to God so it will be hard for me to obey him if he doesnt obey God. To cut the story short we broke up 3years ago but even now we both still not with anyone good friends and enjoy each other company so much.

OlothandoD
23 Nov 2012 09:43

@chockie "Senzo its either you drop the case or you lose your baby from Luntu" lolest, I wonder how Senzo was going to react.

Hey uSarah usengidina now, "Khethiwe ungumbulali, Khethiwe ubulele indoda yami, Khethiwe I will not forgive you" ah, cant they just bury Khaphela and get over with the mourning and funeral please.  After all Sarah is saying Khaphela is now a bunch of body parts.

NonkyNonky
23 Nov 2012 09:45

Morning good people. 

Please advise me on this one - how do you deal with a teenage kid?  My boy is16 and I feel he has gone out of the way.  People keep telling me it's part of growing up but at times I feel it's just too much.  Please help.   

chockie
23 Nov 2012 10:07

@Nonky, maybe if you can qoute some of his unusual behavour  or those things which you say its too much, we will be able too help. We can its teenage yet we dont understand exact how he is misbehaving.

ayashah
23 Nov 2012 10:10

halaaaa tavuya la!!!

morning guys, i am not likely to blog am dealing with many thigs

sisila
23 Nov 2012 10:26

Sorry my point is sometimes you don't need to put yourself under the pressure of marrying someone if you have some doubts. Im one to believe that do what you think its best for you. so to NoMdazB im also the same age ánd feel no pressure when things are meant to happen they will.

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 10:26

NonkyNonky, i don't have a child yet but i have dealt with teenage cousins and sisters.....when one of my cousins was 17 she started being naughty,hanging with boys, getting upto no good, her mother sent her to me. i talked to her, calmly, told her about the dangers and consequences of what she was doing, gave her living examples..told her the choice was hers to make, she should know that she chooses the wrong path she's on her own (even though i didn't mean it but had to make her believe), suprisingly she listened to me, she's now 21 and she tells me everything that goes on in her life and asks for advice where necessary. What i'm trying to say is become friends with your son, bestow your trust in each other and see where it takes you....

NonkyNonky
23 Nov 2012 10:32

Thanks Chockie.  He was a sweet obedient boy but now he has turned into something else.  He comes late at night, doesn't want to help in the house, talks back at me.  The way he behaves sometimes I suspects he drinks and /or smokes.  My husband and I have tried to be close to him but he's pushing us  away, all he says is that we worry too much about him.

Friend
23 Nov 2012 10:34

To cut the story short we broke up 3years ago but even now we both still not with anyone good friends and enjoy each other company so much.

Gal, i am sure God wants you to marry this man, the fact that you are all still single after all these years and still enjoy each others company. Marry the dude if he is not against your religion, you can't force him to be born again and it doesn't mean he won't make a good hubby. We see a lot of born again men & women doing scary things that's against their religion. Give the poor guy a chance. Don't judge him. MARRY HIM.

@Nonky is he on drugs? how exactly is he misbehaving, we can't say it's part of growing when he is disrespecting you and being abusive. Have you tried talking to him? Is this behavious affecting his performance at school? Will put you in my prayers Nonky for God to intervene in your situation, remember with GOD all things are possible.

Ayashah, hope whatever you dealing with is not bad, if it is, please pray about it before you do anything stupid that you will live to regret.  If it's serious. we can all take a minute in the house and dedicate you to GOD.

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 10:39

There might be something wrong between him and his friends at school or just in the neighbourhood and he's afraid to talk to you cos you might think he's in the wrong....get him to talk to somebody he feels comfortable around and you as parents show that you trust him and are there for him no matter what, he might open up to you....

NonkyNonky
23 Nov 2012 10:49

I have tried becoming friends with him Kerrie but it's not working.  I have also given him living examples but he is not willing to change, according to him everything is just fine.

NoMdazB
23 Nov 2012 11:00

@ Mangqezu and all the other ladiesI NEED HELP DESPERATELY. Remember yesterday I said I was married? Well hubby last night kept getting sms's and he would hide when reading them. You see besihleli sobabini. So this morning I checked his phone and him and this girl were talking about him licking ice cream from her private parts etc (Ja ne ). So now I have her phone no. How do I find out who she is? It's an Mtn no. And no I'm not going to harm her. I just want her name.

Friend
23 Nov 2012 11:01

Stay strong, because things will get better. It might be stormy now, but it can't rain forever." ♥

chockie
23 Nov 2012 11:04

@Nonky i think there is something going wrong, jus for him to come home late at the age of 16 its very bad. Before we conclude on other things like drugs, alcohol is it possible maybe to get somebody to follow him secretly so as to find out what he is doing. Maybe you can start to take action from there. At the same time check with the school on how he is performing, cut his daily allowance of pocket money, check the people that he hang around with. Maybe you can get something one way or the other.

NonkyNonky
23 Nov 2012 11:13

With drugs I can't say much.  Yes his behavior is affecting his performance at school and I also think his friends are a bad influence.  He is waiting for his junior certificate results and my brother is suggesting I send him to a senior boarding school.  

Friend
23 Nov 2012 11:15

Tjo, NoMdazB mayb you can dial the number ,tell her you calling from MTN  and would like to know who you talking to before you go any further, politely va.

Or say hello Mangqezu kunjani? xa engathi it's not Mangqezu speaking, say oh, sorry ngu Kerrie, she will definately say NO, uthetha no Marhosha (her real name) wrong number.

Mrs Chix
23 Nov 2012 11:16

Please someone bitch slap ugogo Sarah. The woman is a pain eish

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 11:22

NonkyNonky my love, i don't know what to say cos by the time he realises ukuthi what he's been doing is wrong he'd be in trouble or something..eish, sometimes i wish our children would just listen to us, we know what's best for them...

NoMdazB, my heart bleeds for you swidy...that's the reaction, we always want to see the person messing with our men..i would say start with your hubby, confront him and hear what he has to say for himself even he's likely to fabricate a lie..maybe the other lady doesn't know he's married....

Friend
23 Nov 2012 11:25

Nonky better take your bros advice and take him to a boarding or military school. Have you ever watched "The Worlds Strictiest Parents". We have 1 here in SA, E.C white strict family who are doing a great job in disciplining troublesome kids from the USA, Uk etc.

steffie
23 Nov 2012 11:27

Friend you are so creative you know @ hello Mangqezu kunjani? 

Mrs Chix
23 Nov 2012 11:28

Eish @ NoMdzaB so sorry girl. Men nxa.

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 11:33

That could work Friend, your second suggestion i mean but then what do say to them after that, you know how rude omakhwapheni can be....
Talk to hubby, when it doesn't work that's when you can talk to the lady and telling her she's breaking up a marriage, she might listen and back off...

NoMdazB
23 Nov 2012 11:34

He tried to deny and I told him don't bother. in one of the messages they were talking about how she sent him a good morning message and he replied to me, thinking that i had sent it. She talks about me like she knows me so I think it's one of the ladies from his work.

NonkyNonky
23 Nov 2012 11:44

Have never watched that Friend and I think I should.  My computer friends, thank you all for your advises, you are great.  God bless you. 

sisila
23 Nov 2012 11:47

NoMdazB
Ask your husband first who she is because like where i work its 90% man and only 10% ladies i sometimes play with guys and they hide that they r married and most dont wear their rings. I have had to defend myself from angry wives because they found my number in their husband phone since I sometime work standby and they need to call me but at times they send me silly messages and will reply playing of coz but in your case this looks like both were enjoying the messages so ask him, whats happening and pls update if you will or not becos for a long i asked myself when a woman sees a number in her husband phone do they only want to sort the woman out or your man because in my case the guys came back and apologise for the wife then they change my name and save it in a guy's name.

NoMdazB
23 Nov 2012 11:55

@Sisila. I want to sort both of them out. I think she's hoping I'll divorce him and then he can marry her. I won't. I won't do that to my babies. Basically I want him to know that I know the whole truth. But no more dusting for him. I will not let him give me HIV ndijongile. You know I thought I was imagining the funny looks I got at his workplace. The females woul go 'OH NGUWE UMAMA KABANI BANI! '

maud
23 Nov 2012 12:04

@NoMdazB- i suggest to ask your hubby, i know he will deny it, you will also need to explain what were you doing in his phone.
talking to the girl will only hurt you more, i have been through that situation but i beat him to it. if you play hard i became evil.
Let him know that two can play the game.if he is seeing someone he must make sure that he doesnt get caught.
I told my husband that if i caught him cheating ,i am not going to discuss anything ,it will be over, i am not saying he is not cheating but if he is, he is playing it safe.  

mangqezu
23 Nov 2012 12:04

Afternoon ladies :)

Eish NoMdazB that's bad

Friend lmao hello Mangqezu haibo!!!!.....

but I think saying you are calling from MTN is the best . a conversation along these lines wud get u her name:

Good morning maam this is Mangqezu calling from MTN, I'm speaking to?
Would you have a minute to participate in a survey about our service whether she says yes or no u already have her name by then.
But I think confront ur hubby first becos omakhwapheni have harsh words believe me. Eish feeling ur pain dear

Friend
23 Nov 2012 12:05

 And no I'm not going to harm her. I just want her name.


#Kerrie
, she is looking for her name, that's all. Her hubby is unlikely to do that. That's i said she must do it politely. Once she gets what she wants then she can deal with her hubby.

NoMdazB do you think he will take the no more dusting punishment?

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 12:10

maud, men will always cheat, one way or the other. talking to the girl will only add to your misery cos she's likely to give you attitude e snax when you confront her

maud
23 Nov 2012 12:12

Trust me Nomdazb , no man will leave her wife for umakhwapheni, he will use him and dump her, if you divorse him,she will also leave him, they want them clean. loaded and married.

bye guys, off to the Christmas party

Friend
23 Nov 2012 12:16

Married or not, we all have male/female colleagues that we tend to joke with and store their numbers. I am the only woman in this office, the men that i work with have my numbers and i have theirs, we check on each other.

Having male numbers on my contact list doesn't mean i', cheating on my hubby, he knows that, i don't care whos' number is stored on his phone, he claims not to have female friends and that's a lie. Women are quick are to call other women names instead of dealing with their man, if i find out that my man is cheating on me, i will deal  with my dog and not talk to the other woman.

mangqezu
23 Nov 2012 12:17

@Nonky teenagers will push ur every button but dont give in its for his own good. When my nephew hit 11 the kid just started acting out. There is some fair degree of acting out due to the change in hormones but mina where I'm from the rule that applied at my mom's house was if u were under her roof, being clothed and fed by her kukhal' esakhe iscathulo. Our curfew was 6pm until I left home if u decided otherwise believe me my mom wudn't hesitate to kick u out.

I think for ur piece of mind do take him for drug tests it may hurt him that you think he's doing something that bad but tell him u have no choice because u are trying to get to the root of the prob as u are not sure why he's acting out. If u set him rules do stick by them nohubby present a uniform unit. Boarding school might help but my friend's son deliberately got himself expelled becos he didn't want to be there. I think there are some youth development centres I'm not sure which area u are in but google and take him there sometimes teenagers are just bored and looking for excitment in the wrong places.

mangqezu
23 Nov 2012 12:26

Eish r.ships are hard ladies but the advise that I got is that do not bother confronting the other woman becos u are wasting ut time ngempela its like going and beating her up and what do u know ur hubby goes to comfort her leaving u alone. Ask him first if u are not satisfied then call a family meeting and take it from there.

My colleague's sister invited the lady to her house using her hubby's phone apparently hubby almost had a heart attack when he got home to find his nyatsi sitting in the lounge.

NoMdazB
23 Nov 2012 12:44

Well ladies I followed Kerrie's advice and I found out who she is. I know her. I've known her for a while now. To think they have been playing me for a fool. @ FRriend Regarding the no dusting part he has lost all his rights to say no or yes to anything. Andimkweleti nto. From now on I say what goes. Evil is what I'm going to be. The worst part is she had a child last year. He still has to explain about that. And trust me I will find out. Kudala ndamxelela ukuba the truth seems to find me, even when I'm not looking for it. We spoke about this no last year. I had transferrd airtime from my STD bank account to his phone. they then send you an sms. Before that sms came her sms yangena and she was saying thank you for loving me sthandwa sam etc. He denied it and I chose to 90% believe him. Now it's the same no? What made me remember is that it's almost identical to my cousin's phone no.

NoMdazB
23 Nov 2012 12:45

I have to leave now. Thank you veryeverybody  for your support.

Friend
23 Nov 2012 12:58

NomdazB, i hope you feeling a lot better now that you know who she is. Sometimes these men do not respect us, cheating on us with people that we know and sometimes are so close to us. People that come to our house, people that we cook for, people that we confide in about our marital probs.

Don't be evil gal, let this not change the good person that you are, i pray that the child is not his. Good luck mhlobo.

mangqezu
23 Nov 2012 13:00

Do not become evil dear I've been thru that it only drains u .  Dont let anyone make u change into something u are not. In the last couple of months I cudnt even recognise who I'd become the things that used to come out of my mouth and the way I was treating him Lord forgive me but I am not proud of it at all shame

Galie
23 Nov 2012 13:58

hellow guys

@maud enjoy the party

i've been reading all yor stories ,eish ukuba ngumfazi sometimes kunzima

here is my story im 22yrs on november 2010 i met this guy and then i fall pregnant on july 2011.he was so supporting at first  but when i was 6 months pregnant early this year we broke up never had from him..he doe'nt even knw the gender of his own child ..i phoned him when i was discharged from hospital on may,he said he will come and see the baby..since then i never had of him..

meloe
23 Nov 2012 14:16

hey ladies,

Can someone in the house tell me if luntu is preggs for real.  

why am asking, yesterday to me she looks every bit real.

otherwise TGIF

Manicure
23 Nov 2012 14:25

where have i been, i cant even read all these comments. enjoy ur wikend ladies.

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 14:41

like the others are saying, don't be evil, try talking to someone who won't judge you, let it all out cos you might end up taking it out on the wrong people, especially your kids...be the bigger person and show him ukuthi life goes on even with his slimy ways. you are his wife, if you deny him dusting, you'll be laying a foundation for him to divorce you, just give him his rights, very protected though, unless it's something you both want, staying out of each other's bed that is......

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 14:52

Manicure, o ntse o robetse gakere, ija!

meloe, Luntu's baby bump doesn't look real to me or it might just be my crooked eyes misleading me...

Galie, the things men do to us are unbeliavable! mna where the baby is concerned, i'd say, just raise your bundle of joy, alone, no matter how hard it sometimes is, you are going to find joy in your child, especially if you can be able to explain to him/her what happened with the father, the whole truth, you'll have the most loving offspring!

caro
23 Nov 2012 14:58

some pipo can cry bathong...hai sara wa lla ( award winning perfomance) i must say

Kera
23 Nov 2012 15:00

Eish this is really hard we woman edures a lot from men, my hubby was also cheating on me to make matters worse with someone that i knew and i was doing a volunteer program with, she used to phone me telling me how she missed me if i did not go to the programme, hugging me  when i go back after two or three weeks, i called both families my family said i should just leave da marriage  and find a place for me and ma children as this will never stops and his family keeps on telling me that if i leave him he is going to be a hobo and he will stll come knocking @ my door and he will bother me coz he is what  he is because of me , im still in da house but im looking for a place for me and ma children coz i cant  even stand looking at him let alone have a proper conversation as im still angry but i prya to God everyday to give me da strength to forgive both of them and move on with my life

mangqezu
23 Nov 2012 15:05

Galie I've decided with regards to the baby he knows he's a father and I'm not going to remind him about it I can afford to raise my child on my own its up to him whether he wants to be a part of her life or not but when the baby grows up and asks I'll tell her the truth about what happened btwn us.

Manicure
23 Nov 2012 15:22

ladies december teasers are out already, christmas came early for us. hehehehhhhhh

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 15:28

caro, Sarah o lla too much, she must also stop blaming Khethiwe for everything. There was no way Khethiwe can reverse the procedure of Khaphela signing to be a donor, hayi maan.....hopefully we'll not see Sarah after they have laid Khaphela's beard in peace, she must go back home and never show face again and uKhethiwe yena can go and rent iroom kwaRuby...

Kera, with God in the lead, you conquer all obstacles in your way, keep on praying my dear...

Kera
23 Nov 2012 15:36

@ Kerrie after they laid Kgaphela's beard in peace, How bathong we need to respect the dead lol

Thanx i believe that he will come thru for me coz  we are married in community of property and he knows that we must share everything and im the one who is going to lose a lot if we share the assets as im the one that gave in a lot

mangqezu
23 Nov 2012 15:36

Manicure akuphi I've been frantically searching for them?

Kerrie
23 Nov 2012 15:51

Manicure has been sleeping, now she's dreaming out loud..i ran so fast to the home page only to find the November ones...
Atleast Khaphela is getting some respect from me compared to his forever squabbling wives...

dabobts
23 Nov 2012 16:16

i support sarah ,kethiwe killed bra khaps by hiring khubone,she deserves to be treated like what sarah is doing to her

Galie
23 Nov 2012 16:22

@magqezu...andimkhathelele nami  coz i can raise my bby all by my self ...ans as for yena he will never be patr of my baby when my child is grown up i will tell him what happened btwn me and his dad..
bye guys enjoy the weekend 
know hangovers on monday plsss
>>im out

Goldi
23 Nov 2012 17:24

Yoooo ladies ma heart is breaking eish banna mara tjoooo *claponce* Nonky darling I think u shud take ur bros advice n send him 2 bording school he's a teenager nw he thinks ke abuti/ntate he cn du wat eva so it mst stop nw..moving 2 Nomd deal with ur Hubby lala n dnt give dat bitch da satisfaction dat she's won cos da minute u chng wu u r den u gona lose it so I say 2 CAN PLAY DAT GAME BABY let him taste his own medicine bt dnt ova du it yeh! Galie babes dikeledi tsa rona adiwele fatshe ngwaneso wat goes around comes around hw round we dnt knw bt 1 day is 1 day let da bastard go he's nt worth it haele ngwana ena wagola ko mosa le mohau Have a gud evening ladies

Goldi
24 Nov 2012 09:20

Morning bloggers happy saturday Manicure kanti whr r da Dec teasers??

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 08:13

Morning ma-ladies le ma-jimbos, hope you had a wonderful weekend, had a great Saturday and i thank the Lord above for yet another wonderful day, not everybody saw this day, so let's all be grateful to be still alive!

If only policemen /women were dedicated to their job in real life like they do on TV many crimes would be solved and crime reduced, Officer Pokane has gone to an extent of acting like a lawyer, kana those people are arrogant! MJ and his blackmail, mcxim, i say Wandi should give him the platform and in the process of telling his father about the kiss he should not forget telling him how she saved him from the steroids saga....

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 08:52

Morning my loving family happy week ahead MJ is such a spoil spot Wandi shud jst let him go to jail so dat atlo bulega tlhogo e mxxxm

NonkyNonky
26 Nov 2012 08:54

Morning bloggers.  Thank you all for the advices. 

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 09:14

where is everybody, gone off for the holidays already...?? you are welcome NonkyNonky

ayashah
26 Nov 2012 09:18

rhis the dae that the Lord has made so that we rejoice........ morning    

steffie
26 Nov 2012 09:19

Morning waiting for Dec teasers

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 09:35

you welcome Nonky....i'm also waiting Steffie cos i cn only c 2 RC and Isidingo

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 09:43

yeah, the teasers must come already, we've had fun with them November teasers!

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 09:54

Wena Manicure *pointing ma finger @ u* otlo swaba gaedlala ka batho ba bagolo lol

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 10:02

You guys are hungover, rumour has it you went hlokolzing at Mangqezu's house without me....hmmmm!
This Monday is a blue Monday indeed, so bored...

yoyozz
26 Nov 2012 10:09

happy happy monday i cant wait to watch generations to night, sarah boring, kethiwe 60% for khuboni, mj go to jail uya bora whe's your gf mara, zodwa mmmh dinner to night you gonna win nicholas bby while akhona is stressing about bra khabs, dinny eyyyy wena watsupp between you and phenyo i wish zodwa can take phenyo too. sibusiso u want mawande or doctor mmmm bruu no marn. patricia go for job hunting bby before khuboni kick you.

chockie
26 Nov 2012 10:19

CONVERSATION BETWEEN A GIRL AND
THE FATHER.

Maphuthi: daddy, u remember telin me
dat, when a man get ontop of me, he is
digracing my family?

FATHER: yeah, gud girl, u remember
tinz...so continue

Maphuthi: Last nyt when i went 2 James's
h0use.
He tried getting on top of me while on d
bed, bt i refused.

Father: That's my girl. I knw u will neva
disappoint me, so wat happened next?

Maphuthi: I got ontop of him instead, and i
disgraced his family...

steffie
26 Nov 2012 10:42

lol@ disgracing his family

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 10:45

Hahahaha, nice one Chockie and it serves the father right for using riddles when talking about important things with their children...

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 10:53

bwa ha ha ha Kerrie hey ngikhathele bo

Morning y'all

Chockie are u the computer friend in Zim I need to ask something

Kandyfloss
26 Nov 2012 10:57

Kante Kerrie didnt u say you won't be available till then. O nyalwa kae?

Kandyfloss
26 Nov 2012 11:04

Kante Kerrie didnt u say you won't be available till then. O nyalwa kae?

Riyat
26 Nov 2012 11:04

Morning people I don't Wandi wld let MJ go to jail. Obviously she will need to explain why his son is in jail.

Kera
26 Nov 2012 11:37

Mrng  good people of da palace, MJ is too much instead of being humble he goes the blackmail route if he was my son i will let him go to jail just so he learn a lesson

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 11:38

uKerrie will be away from the 1st till the 23rd she said we still need her here before she goes to dust off her cobwebs

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 11:38

Mangqezu, nam'ngikhathele sisi, just wanna crawl back to bed, it's just too hot!
Kandyfloss, i'm leaving on Wednesday but i'll still be blogging, you stuck with me. Ke nyalwa ko Serowe and you haven't RSVPd yet....

Friend
26 Nov 2012 11:55

Morning peeps, dying of heartburn, help a sister please.

shuu
26 Nov 2012 12:01

oh Kerrie! so you both from serowe? do you have evening reception? may be i can pass by

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 12:13

mamazala was talking to her makoti;

mamazala: makoti, these kids don't look like my son, why?
makoti: mamazala, between my legs is a v&*@#a, not a photocoping machine!

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 12:24

yep, Shuu, we both from Serowe.....unfortunately there isn't going to be a reception, go dirwa dilo tsa Sekalaka, mo go lalwang go binwa go hithella makuku so there can't be a reception without the bride but there is gonna be small-nyana braai......

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 12:25

LMAO hayi umakoti unamasimba bo

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 12:40

Big up to Makoti halala

Kandyfloss
26 Nov 2012 12:49

Kerrie don't start, le ira yang dilo tsa sekalaka ko ga Mmabesi? Jus say you didnt plan for the reception so that you sleep early. Knowin you, You shall dust that night till squeaky clean.. Iyho!! Ngi ya izwela ndoda ya bantu..

Friend
26 Nov 2012 12:56

Lol, that served umamazala right. Good answer makoti. Kerrie, drink lots of energy drinks and all the best on your wedding.

steffie
26 Nov 2012 13:08

Makoti so rude!

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 13:18

hahahaha, Kandyfloss, o tile go kgwatha wena, ija....apparently my grandfather ke mokalaka wa Serowe, so nna there is nothing i can do, gatwe re sala ngwao morago! Golo ga teng go ntena gore, it's going to take up most of my dusting time phela i've been banned from dusting until the wedding night!
Thanks Friend, will do just that....and my present from you guys is 2000 comments for December neh, Manicure, you are in charge...
umakoti utshela umamazala ukubhekaindaba zakhe ayeke ezabanye...hahahaha

Friend
26 Nov 2012 13:22

Guys, akere we are family, are we not contributing towards Kerrie's wedding?just curious.

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 13:34

Friend are u suggesting senze amamoney transfer to Botswana lol

Kerrie must come to the get together on Sat sihlokoloze strong and then ayokotiza esegrand speaking of which lemme go check out the details

Friend
26 Nov 2012 13:52

Lol Mangqezu, was jus saying babes.

Btwa
26 Nov 2012 14:36

Hello Bloggers
Someone do me a favour and update me on Friday episode, pliz pliz ke a kopa

NoMdazB
26 Nov 2012 14:44

Friends, thank you for your advice and help. Some things you just can't share with your family so you were the only people I could talk to. I feel like I know you as I have been reading your comments for months now. This past weekend has been one of the hardest in my life. I found myself thinking and obsessing about my experience. The only way I knew to forget was to read my bible. I found myself forgeting temporarily and I found myself trying to forgive. I'm still a long way off but maybe, with God's grace I will. See you some other time. 

NoMdazB
26 Nov 2012 14:46

And not a day goes by that I don't read your comments.

Friend
26 Nov 2012 14:51

NomDa just hang in there sisi,i kow how hard it is,but  put everything in God's hands and all shall be well. Try not to worry too much & know that you are not alone and these things happen to all of us.

NonkyNonky
26 Nov 2012 14:52

My computer friends from Botswana staying in Gabs and surrounding areas, how about a drink nako nngwe so that we get to know each other?

Maqinase
26 Nov 2012 14:55

Hi Mabloggers

I know I'm late, cant catch up yho...but I seconded Friend's idea

Count me in gal...makoti will need to buy some basics on her new home other than gifts

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 15:11

Its never easy NoMdaz but u must always look forward and dont ever let the past dictate ur future. I know cos when u get lonely it all just comes pouring down but dont hold back if u want to wail , do so I feel better after crying

I belong to a group of ladies that fast every Fridays till 12 pm cos we are across continents. We pray for anything if u dont have anything to pray for personally then you pray for whatever others are going thru. I shall include u in my prayers

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 15:17

I think she needs ungbamba ngiphunyuke more than anything ( u know those silk nighties for her special night ) ungangishayi Kerrie lmao but nna anything to make dusting more memorable I'm in

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 15:17

Nomdaz dd u confront ur Hubby?

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 15:25

hahahaha...NonkyNonky, i could use a drink, i'm coming to Gabs on Wednesday!
Friend, you want to buy those undies that will make us not even make it to bed..*naughty wink*....
NoMdaz, we are here to make each other laugh and feel better....

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 15:29

Mangqezu, you know how me and dusting go, my favourite act ever....maar my parents don't have a heart, pause dusting from beginning of November till Dec 15, aowa, we got so much arrears to pay.....

Friend
26 Nov 2012 15:34

'I belong to a group of ladies that fast every Fridays' 

Prayer group, i know what you talking about gal, it helped me a lot and can't stop smiling.

'nna anything to make dusting more memorable I'm in'

that makes 2 of us.

moopa
26 Nov 2012 15:37

I love these blog lkk @ you jokes they uplift me

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 15:42

Mangqezu, please introduce me to the group, i need to pray, i feel there is a wall between me and God, need to break it!

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 15:42

Kerrie so come 16 nxt Month ke Dusting da whole day?

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 15:56

yes Goldi, we locking ourselves in the bedroom , will only come out for a drink...

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 16:02

U go gal dat's ma kind ish wuuuuuu m so jelas

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 16:07

yho, you want the nephews and nieces to be sitting in the living room with a stopwatch and a notepad...hahahaha

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 16:08

yah neh trust Kerrie to flaunt it to some of us who are undergoing a famine *crying* lol

mangqezu
26 Nov 2012 16:08

yah neh trust Kerrie to flaunt it to some of us who are undergoing a famine *crying* lol

RainPrincess
26 Nov 2012 16:12

Dumelang, sorry for going awol but I'm back for good now. Gen is still hot and y'all are still the best family in TVSA! I'm always in stitches because Zodwa!

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 16:20

hahahaa Mangqezu, i'm keeping the fire burning so that you don't forget about it, don't want you to lose hope cos you and me know how to make use of the toy.....

Kerrie
26 Nov 2012 16:25

Hey RainPrincess, how are you love?

Goldi
26 Nov 2012 16:28

Hey Rainp guyz i'm out let's meet later kwa Mam Ruby cheers

steffie
26 Nov 2012 16:29

@RainPrincess long time no blogging!

NoMdazB
26 Nov 2012 19:05

@Goldi yes I did. He tried to deny it but I told him I am not asking you I am telling you that I know. Those messages were just so explicit, and they would actually have the nerve to talk about me in them. I was so angry. I said some really horrible things. And then I got to a point where I said I am not going to let your sins change who I am. You know that what you did was wrong. One day you will have to face that truth. I told him that I do not want my name associated with amanyala akhe so makathathe inyala lakhe aligcine kuye. I will not carry his shame because I did nothing wrong and I am not going to let my dignity as a wife be destroyed by his actions. That I am going to put my needs first from now on because pleasing him got me nowhere, starting with re-joining my church beacause he did'nt even attend his church that he expected me to go to. . I told him I am not destroying my babies' home so he must feel free to walk out of that door if he wants to, I wo'nt stop him. I said that God will answer for me when the time is right. I was so hurt I felt like I was dying. i cried until I couldn't breathe. I told him that I hope when he realises his error I will still be around to listen. He's still here but the atmosphere is just ice cold. I can't even look at him. Now he's walking around like he been injured. I know that one day he's going to have to face his demons.

Mimibob
26 Nov 2012 22:04

Keep strong Nomd. May the peace of God that surpasses human understanding guard your heart, mind and family. You will come out of this strong. Just be the light in the dark tunnel, and don't let any negativity overshadow you. "Hugs".

Mimibob
27 Nov 2012 07:16

I'm happy about the outcome of the will, especially that Khethiwe burnt that other one, she also deserves something. She'd been taking care of things at Siqalo way before Sarah showed up, even owned part of it at some point. I just wonder how she'll keep all that from Khubone.

sisila
27 Nov 2012 07:29

@ Mimibob you read my mind she does deserve something she contributed to the riches and Sarah was just a loyal wife thats all any way Khethi also had Khaphela breathing on top of her.

Kerrie
27 Nov 2012 07:42

NoMdazB swidy, atleast you got things out of your chest, you'll be able to come to terms with what's happening and probably find closure and get to move on.....be strong sisi, for your babies and yourself!

Mimibob, i second that, Khethiwe deserves something, she's done bad things in life yes but she's only human, hopefully this time she's learnt her lesson, no more wickedness....

Manicure
27 Nov 2012 08:05

morning family, i am soooooooo tired, very very tired!!!!!

NomthyM
27 Nov 2012 08:06

Morning guys. Khethiwe Buthelezi Ngcobo is a disgrace to wives, mothers and all women. I wish Khubone could force her into marrying him since eyisiphalaphala, dusts her until she stops cheating and being the evil that she is. Khubone should also force Khethiwe to let Sara leave with Mpilo cause he will be standing in their way. I dont feel any remorse for Khethiwe cause she never learns from her mistakes. I suspect that Ace is going to help Khethiwe get rid of Khubone. A great day to u all

NomthyM
27 Nov 2012 08:09

Morning guys. Khethiwe Buthelezi Ngcobo is a disgrace to wives, mothers and all women. I wish Khubone could force her into marrying him since eyisiphalaphala, dusts her until she stops cheating and being the evil that she is. Khubone should also force Khethiwe to let Sara leave with Mpilo cause he will be standing in their way. I dont feel any remorse for Khethiwe cause she never learns from her mistakes. I suspect that Ace is going to help Khethiwe get rid of Khubone. A great day to u all

steffie
27 Nov 2012 08:15

Sarah should be grateful with what she got +R600 000. That is a hell lot of money for someone who does not have dependants. Khethiwe need to take care of Mpilo with education and costs of living.
Sbusiso boasting that he always comes to the rescue for the Memela Family, true but sad.

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 08:33

Morning ladies Gud 4 u Nomd God is watching ova u B2G: Khethiwe is beyond EVIL i dnt knw wat to associate her with wuuuuu i wish Khuboni can expose her b4 she cn kill him cos she's a serial killer, Bathong enden Zodwa ena wuuuu i fear 4 Akhona really cos she's obsessed ka Nic n she wnts to look like Akhona n take her place bt with her around Nic will neva recognize her ka Modimo i wish da results can come back n find out gore Mpilo is not Khaphela's son Khethiwe a swinege sies *spiting on da ground*

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 08:34

My Bad i onli said morning to da ladies....So Good Morning ladies n Gents

Kera
27 Nov 2012 08:57

Mrning good peope i dont even know how to describe Khethiwe, yes she made a lot of mistake, she did not learn from those mistakes instead she gets very greedy she wants everything for herself

chockie
27 Nov 2012 09:02

Morning guys. @kerrie yes im from zim. Im sorry to say this i rily hate Kethiwe she is a disgrace. Whether she contributed to all the riches or not, as a wife you are not suppossed to get your husband killed jus becoz of the will. We all know that Kethiwe did not love Khaphela, and there is a possibility that Mpilo is not Khaphela's son. So why all the riches to her, shez evil

mangqezu
27 Nov 2012 09:16

Morning y'all

Khaphela's old will was unfair . I am not happy Khethiwe got all that a R1m  trust fund for Mpilo yet I believe she has suspected him not to be Khaphela's child at some point and all other policies who knows what the value of those other policies is compared to the house in KZN and R600k that Sarah got. 

I hope Sarah challenges that will when the paternity results come out. What was even worse was a pesonal message to Khethiwe and nothing for Sarah. If I was Sarah I would have removed those blankets immediately ngiyoshisa amashirt kaKhaphela umjwayela kabi lol even though he may have altered it afterwards but what the heck was he thinking then. Kanti what excuse does the lawyer have for not having kept a copy of the newly drafted will??

Yah neh just shows u what love can do to people Khaphela really loved his horrible wife

yoyozz
27 Nov 2012 09:18

morning guys lol sara tractor, 50 cows, akancuma shaim  i hope we wont see her in the screen after the funeral, i thought she loves khaphela more than anything but ufuna ilifa naye uyafana nokhethiwe

Mrs Chix
27 Nov 2012 09:22

Khethiwe is evil shem. But Sara is a pain. have a feeling Mpilo is Kahphela's son. We will wait and see tonight.

meloe
27 Nov 2012 09:22

Ah khethiwe is evil, i mean even the evil master one day is gona surrender to khethi,  burning the will on top of that even denying seeing it when she signs for it, i was so embarrased for usara getting caught with her hands in madam's hand bag, eish i feel for her.

Riyat
27 Nov 2012 09:24

Morning people so busy these days but I read ur comments everyday.

chockie
27 Nov 2012 09:31

Guys pliz help im confused, that other time when Khaphela saw the accident  he changed the will and Sarah was the one to execute everthing ie Mpilo's 80%. Khethiwe was seen at one point begging Khaphela to make her to be the executor coz Sarah shez is not learned, BUT yesterday it was the different story. Khethiwe was the made the executor.

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 09:34

lol Sarah deserved everything i feel sorry for Mpilo we all knw da Khethiwe ddnt love Khapela n i'm sure she knws dat Khaphela is not Mpilo's dad bt y mst she get a share haai no @ yoyo i disagree Sarah loved her husband she's not greedy like Khethiwe wu will du anything jst to get everything dat she knows very well dan she dont deserve blood evil witch @mangqezu i hope she challenges dat will 2 mxxm

NonkyNonky
27 Nov 2012 09:38

Kante where is Queen these days?

05415
27 Nov 2012 09:39

@CHOCKIE Khaphela changed the Will but never signed it. That's where his mistake happened. So, it means the one that stands legally is the old one. Sorry for Sara - hihihihihihihhi

Ntaksay
27 Nov 2012 09:44

Good morning!!
Do you guys remember when Khethiwe was "CRAZY" and institutionalized, Khapela forced to sign the power of attorney to him. so Khapela was managing all Khethiwe's assets (including her shares of Siqalo). I dont remember the whole story and what happened after that. Can someone please refresh my memory.

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 09:56

all i can say is da truth have it's own way of coming out Khethiwe wnt win all da tym her day is coming hw 05415 y u lafing nw?

mangqezu
27 Nov 2012 10:45

I tht Khethiwe gave Khaphela her share of Sqalo for free to stop him from telling something I cant remember what though abt her. 

When Khaphela mentioned Sarah is the executor of the new will Khethiwe didn't like it one bit ,Khaphela just hadn't signed off the new changes hence Khethiwe is still the executor of Mpilo's share but honestly who on earth tells his beneficiaries what's on their will. What abt the fact that if uKhaphela dies of unnatural causes then Khethiwe gets nothing in which will is that?

 uKhaphela naye ube eyisduphunga shame

Friend
27 Nov 2012 10:49

Morning peeps,

Ntaksay, yeah, i rememeber something along those lines, Khethiwe is right, remember Khaphela lied to people that she was crazy and sent her to a mad house. It's her rightful share, whether Mpilo is Khaphela's or not, it doesn't matter anymore, mpilo hit a jackpot finish & klaar, Sarah should just settle for what she got and move onm leave Khethiwe to God.

Kerrie
27 Nov 2012 11:04

Khethiwe gave Khapela her Siqalo shares to stop him from saying anything about that cop who Ace killed for Khethiwe, the one who was blackmailing her after he made her docket disappear, when he stabbed Dumisani!

Kerrie
27 Nov 2012 11:11

I agree with you Friend, Khethiwe also went through hell at the hand of Khaphela, he had a mask that he only showed to Khethiwe, a monster's mask....

OlothandoD
27 Nov 2012 11:12

@chockie am also from zim, I agree with you, its public notice there was no spark between Khaps and Khethy but becoz Khaps failed to sign the new will, she has to get rich.  About partenity am not so sure now maybe the ancestors are right Mpilo isnt Khaps son.  

As for Zodwa, no comment the girl is becoming bitchy, 

OlothandoD
27 Nov 2012 11:21

Khaphela was crazy, isnt a will confidential to the beneficiaries until you die, but he was busy telling Sarah and Khethy of its contents. 

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 11:25

When Khaphela put Khethiwe @ ma mental place he ws only protecting Mpilo cos Khethiwe ws running after Duma haaai soka maan she's a noti child mxxxm @ Olo bitchy u being nice she's a psycho dat nids help if not prayers lol

OlothandoD
27 Nov 2012 11:37

I hope Zodwa didnt get preg after the one encounter with Nic, I feel sorry for Akhona if it happens that way

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 11:48

You knw hw deze soapies work nkase makale if she's pregg cos 1 9t stands tsa ko di soaping u fall preg

Bk212303
27 Nov 2012 11:55

@Nomdas grl as painfull as it is i know how u feel. I have been there mine was even worse cause i had to watch him in action doing the did. I was pregnant at the time (3months) but i just wanted to c 4 myself and i did i wanted to almost died on the seen and then i decided to pick smthing so that i hit them but i did not have the energy and i just cried and my pregnancy turned out to be Octopregnancy(baby in tube) and that was not the first time he cheated it several times but that time he was busy. But all in all family i dont know what GOD did i just forgave him even though i cant forget and i was operated my child was taken out of me and he died i did not want to c the father but he kept on coming to visit me at the hospital. and later i just forgave him i dont know how Lord knows cause smtms when i think about it i just wonder. So grl dont hate him or her just be there for yr kids as i was for my son(8yr old) i was too angry with myself thinking it was my fault and later realise that no no no my son needs me and i cannot carry this thing with me cause ibuhlungu people and gues what we are happilly married now. Its like we just met I dont know guys Jesus is ALIVE. I look in the mirror and asked a u ok grl and i just smile DO NOT WASTE YR ENERGY ON USELESS PEOPLE CAUSE THE WOMAN NEW HE IS YRS BUT SHE STILL SLEEPS WITH HIM. She is so cheap and gues what THE WAY U JUDGE A PEARSON IT WILL BE DONE TO U TO. GOT IT DONT EVER STRESS,BUT IF U MUST CRY DO IT. Do u know how painfull it is to c yr child crying when he cs his mom crying ..........

Bk212303
27 Nov 2012 12:04

as for Khetiwe guys she did not deserve anything but then again who am i to judge. She is the 1 who wanted to get rid of Khapela in the 1st place after all the things Khapela did for her. She is supposed to be in jail but Khapela forced her to marry him and he covered for her. Sarah has every right to be the way she is cause it was her true love her husband and she loved him, so she deserve alles that comes from Bra.It was not her fault she cant have babies. Khethiwe is just EVIL just, even though bra is gone she is still evil why did she burned  the will if she learnt the lesson. People i know u will say no it was for uMpilo no no no Khetiwe is wrong she should bare the consequences of her actions.

If u play it safe then all will be well, but if u go the other way then unfortunately the is always an answer of actions.

Bk212303
27 Nov 2012 12:16

@ Nomdaz all u have to do cc is to pray for him to change and wait on GOD to answer yr prayer. Just make sure that u put yr kid 1st cause i remember they used to call me at my son's school(grd 1) and they will talk to me about his behaviour and that changed everything for me, i knew what i had to do and i told myself that everyday i must wake up go to work for my kids and i told him it is enough and he new that im done stressing i never called him like usually to ask where he is and i cook for him and friday and weekend si take my son with to my friends house and enjoy myself and he started to check up on me thinking mybe theres smthing im doing and he found out i was just enjoying myself. I said to him my life does not revolve around him anymore and he can go and have nice time with other grls and action speak louder than words he could c that im not the same and sunday i go to church. So ha that is my story if i will talk more the replies would reach 2500 so  to all the women BE STRONG DO NOT LET MEN DESTRY UR HAPPINESS

Bk212303
27 Nov 2012 12:28

A u looking at Zodwa ppl i think she will get rid of Akona.
Do u c the way she looks at her, another Khetiwe and Akona is so blind. A u telling me that she does not c when Zodwa is looking at Nic all the time at the dinner table. uChoppa yena whats rongs with him him he saw Khubone several tmes but no he still does not recognise the pic and the fact that uZodwa always brings up igama likaMr Nic....

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 12:43

@ BK wow!! your story jst brot tears in ma EYES bt i'm glad all is well nw sorry to hear abt ur baby *bighug*

AuntyT
27 Nov 2012 12:53

Khaphela also contributed in making Khethiwe the monster she is, you do not blackmail someone to marry u. Sarah also want the inheritance just like Khethi, she was smiling when she heard Khaph's has left R600K & the cows for her and we know she loves Bra Khaph's but she cannot blame everything on Khethi (like Khaphela registering as an organ donor, that was Khaphela's choice)

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 13:25

But Khethiwe ddnt love bra Khaps all he wntd ws a son dat's da onli reason he blackmailed Khethiwe into marrying him wat Khethiwe did is more dan wat Khaps dd he ws no killer unlike Khethiwe

Kerrie
27 Nov 2012 14:18

hayi cha Goldi, you don't force somebody to do something they don't wanna do and expect them to just sit and fold their arms! i'm not condoning what Khethiwe did but let's put ourselves in her shoes first and then take it from there! Khaphela was a meanie, in a subtle way, he only showed his true colours to Khethiwe, knowing that nobody is going to believe her when she tells them he is a lion in a sheep skin....

Bk212303
27 Nov 2012 14:20

@Aunty yes i know that what bra kaps did was rong to blackmail but he did not kill her, he did not tell Ace to kill the cop, he did not force keti to carry a gun and also did not tell kheti to speak to kubone and tell him to do the did KHETIWE did all of that on her own. I wonder who will look out for her now. Obviously Sarah must smile cause she received somthing from her beloved husband. As for the blaming of organ donor it is just that Sara is still in pain of the loss qha.
@Goldi Thanx

MaKhuu
27 Nov 2012 14:26

l agree with you Aunty T.....Sarah wasnt gonna tek care for Mpilo's legacy properly...plus it was Khaphela's wish to marry Khethiwe so she is entitled to a fair legacy

Nongo
27 Nov 2012 14:33

thk uladies for the inspiring blogs. thk u so much

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 15:50

Kethiwe kese kebekwa dat's wat she is according to me she deserved nothing, Khethiwe ws gona get arrested mxxxxm Khaphela shud have left her to rot in hell, i knw it's rong Kerrie bt wat she (Khethiwe) dd haikhona

mangqezu
27 Nov 2012 15:55

 I think the lesson here is that love is blind. Khaphela knew very well Khethiwe didn't love him the way he wanted / possibly needed her to but he was just so in love he couldnt find any faults with heror choose to turn a blind eye except only recently becos of the Mpilo paternity saga so her getting the bulk of the estate was to be expected. I'm not really sure why he even stayed married to Sarah after marrying Khethiwe .

For kissing Sbali's beard and rocking him she deserved a cow-nyana no more lol 

Goldi
27 Nov 2012 16:16

hahahahaha mangqezu leshudu leo deserves nada

AuntyT
27 Nov 2012 17:05

I agree that what Khetiwe did is wrong, but what Khaphela did to Khethi was also wrong, although it does not equate to what Khethiwe did to him (Khahela). He should'nt have force Khethi to merry him. Maybe he will still be alive and Khethi in jail for her deeds


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