I will put up the names at the top so you know who I am talking about..
Sangoma – Lerato (She allegedly can see the future)
Jailbird – Tatiana (She is a caged-bird)
Americano – Kwaku (Forgetful but has a twang)
Warder – Richard (Baton between his legs and has temper issues)
Hypocrite – Bertha (Can never preach and practice – She has to preach, condemn and do the opposite)
Tap dat a$$ – Max (He had sex with Lerato in the penthouse)
Why was I not surprised? Why? Truly and clearly I was not in a state of shock or surprise. Am I getting a thick skin to Warder’s behaviour? Lerato has guts… I will keep her in there if she can ruffle some more feathers.
Okay, Okay! This is what happened… Sangoma asked a simple question that started a huge fight in the biggie motherland house. All the 6 above peeps were in the Jacuzzi talking small talk about NIX! Then Sangoma opened her mouth and said “Can I ask you a question?” referring to the Warder. Warder did not mind.
The Question was a simple “Are you a jealous guy?” At this point I started praying that Warder will be mature. Oho! He opened his mouth and I just said “Dear lord, sorry for wasting your time with that previous prayer!”
He opened his mouth and said “Gommer! Gemmer! Gontor! Gemtter!” came out… Zilch! He said something that is just not worth the ink on my laptop! But for you sake I will type it out “yes, I am a jealous person but it is not because of Tatiana” Jailbird is screaming “Thank you, my sister!” Then Sangoma explained the context of the question “I am talking in a relationship situation. This is what I think. Tatiana is always uncomfortable. When she does something with someone here, you get a bit stiff, not referring to you pipi, but you always just get childish. She is sitting here and she can say I am lying if she thinks I am.” “Am I lying, Tatiana” – Jailbird shook her head and softly said “no”. Poor thing. She is a caged bird!!
Can you imagine what Richard would have done if she said “Yes, I am feeling uncomfortable! And you are damn Childish!” but I’ll give her some respect for being honest. Anyways, Warder said “people like him (pointing at tap dat a$$) provoke me! They do things that make me angry” Ok Warder! Basically nobody must touch, hug or even look at Jailbird because you are being provoked?!
Hypocrite had to keep reminding them “We are having an adult conversation here. It is not about emotions” Oh Gaad! When is this woman getting out? She knew that the Warder was about to boil, why not let him? Why not him get upset? As an adult you know when you are having an adult conversation. You do not need to be reminded.
Then
Sangoma says “So you are not a Jealous person?” asking the warder again.
Warder said “Yes, I am not”
Gutsy
Sangoma just said “Sure! You are a liar! You are lying!”
Hypocrite: “Richard, It’s okay to admit that you are jealous. You can say you are jealous” He never asked for permission, woman! Gaad!
Warder : ‘Yes” with a smile.
Tap dat a$$: “You know I have been keeping away from Tatiana because of you? Have you noticed, Tatiana?”
Jailbird: “Yes”
Warder: “Please tell me how I reacted when Tatiana touches you?” asking tap dat a$$
Sangoma: “I’ll tell you! I’ve seen Tatiana’s reaction many times. When she gets pissed off with you for your reaction to her touching someone. She’ll be having a good time and your reaction will change and it makes her uncomfortable. Your Jealousy gets to her!” (Why doesn’t Jailbird speak for herself!?)
Warder: “This is an attack Richard session. Ha ha!” (Damn fool!)
Bertha then muffles something. Then Warder Muffles more about boundaries!
Warder (Shouting, angry): “If I am having issues with her (Jailbird), it’s none of your business! What’s your problem? (asking Sangoma)”
Sangoma: “My problem is…”
Warder cuts her: “Okay fine! You can say whatever you wanna say! If I am jealous of her then what’s your problem!??”
Sangoma “Beeching! Ish! If it’s not a problem then stop beeching! Ishs…( More profanity)!”
Tap dat a$$: “Aha stebjhe ieiednbiaslb blah- blughr (muffling) Richard! Let me ask you a question!?”
Warder(really really angry): “what’s your problem? It’s none of you business!? If I have issues with her! It’s none of your business! Stay out of it!”
Tap dat a$$: “Richard! Richard!Richard!Richard!”
Sangoma: “Ish! Problem! Ish! Problem! Beech! Beechoing! I am calling him out a Liar! Beeching beech ish!”
Warder: “Gomtter Gemmer Gemtee Gomter” (He is just saying a lot of hogwash!)
Code looks onCode finally unwraps the scarf(Maureen) off his neck and runs out to see what the commotion is… followed by Ofunneka and the scarf to look on! Sangoma gets out the Jacuzzi screaming Ish and beech! “Richard, You clearly have issues! You have have issues!” Warder also jumps out the Jacuzzi screaming more rubbish “Continue with your bullish! With Tatiana! Continue! I don’t wanna talk about it! I don’t wanna talk about it! You guys always puts me in this situation! No more! And yeah I have issues!!” …
Lerato SSSSSMMMMOKKKKKIIING!Sangoma goes into the house and comes out sssmoking! Yes, smoking a cigarette, not pulling out guns! And screams more “Beeching!” and more profanity!
With warder also screaming more! Tap dat a$$ sounding like a broken record just keeps screaming “Richard! Richard! Richard!!”
Warder keeps shouting to tap dat a$$: “I’m tired of fighting about this chick! You can have her! It’s too much! It’s too much! You can have her, you can have that chick!everyday you put me in a corner because of her!!” Warder looked possessed! He was screaming like a kid crying for an ice-cream cone!
Much Respect Sangoma! I loved it when she said “I’m chilling like a mother-fucken Queen!! I got my own issues, I talk! Deal with your issues!” I was like “Tell him, Lerato! Tell him that he got issues!! Damn gal! you are good, you are truly a great Sangoma – You are telling him what we the viewers need to tell him! Tell Him gal! ! I like cheese, as King K says. But I never anticipated
this much cheese! This was really cheesy! If you don’t believe me check out the clip on the biggie website!
This entire time. Jailbird kept her mouth shut! Eish Why wasn’t meek Jailbird saying anything? This fight was about her!! And her situation!
My conclusion Richard is immature, childish and completely needing to be voted out! Sangoma just redeemed the cruciality (if there is such a word) or the urgency of Warder coming out Tap dat a$$ will be up for eviction again! I am certain.
Psst: I do not have Dstv but I got information galore and friends that have PVR (Thanks Solele)…check out the website. All the clips are there since I did the remix thing with the conversation… I learnt from Shuga!