Sluttyana’s (Tatiana) Angolan anthem words “FOGO” ('fire', 'It's gonna go down here” ,“It's gonna be happening” or “things are heating up” ) ring so true as the failures face a real eviction this Sunday
It has been quite an eventful week with parties and mini-fights happening between the failures that the conflicts and rifts are starting to show. The most intense fight happened between Yakahahaa(Yakob) and Mzaphapha DHC (Uti). As the resident joker, Mzaphapha has been teasing Yakhahahaa by calling him an “Arab reject” since the day they walked into the house. Yakahahaa insists he has told the joker that he doesn’t like it but the deaf Mzaphapha ignored him.
Whilst playing a game of cards, Mzaphapha repeated his jest; Yakhahahaa was not having it anymore and told him to stop calling him that. Mzaphapha kept harping on – Yakahahaa pulled the “you have been nominated” and the “you are nothing” cards which made Mzaphapha angry. The fight escalated to a point where the failures were almost grabbing each other.
2stamza (Learato) clearly loved this incident and made sure she buys her way into the Mzaphapha trust by insisting that Yakahahaa had issues and was wrong for bursting into anger like that. Mzaphapha vowed to not apologise for joking and 2stamza was carrying on about how “Yakob always wanted to say those things to you”. It’s amazing what ignorance can make a person become.
NGO Queen(Paloma) explained to Mzaphapha after the fight what the problem with his statement was; and a really apologetic Mzaphapha realized that he was wrong when he finally had all the information. He went to speak to Yakahahaa and apologized explaining that he had no clue about the history of his words, even if he was joking, it was not a good thing to say. He later even apologized to the entire Ethiopian nation for his words.
2stamza, in clueless land, still insisted that Mzaphapha did not have anything to aplogise for, he must not assume that Yakhahaa will forget, it’s not water under the bridge and Yakahahaa will nominate him -even after the men had explained that they have resolved their issue and now have a better understanding of each other and their history. To this day, 2stamza still brings it up in the diary room and accuses NGO Queen of being controlling whilst Yakahahaa is wildly drawn to her.
Sluttyana and Pathetic (Munya) are fighting over size. Size where it matters… Sluttyana is insisting Pathetic does not have anything to be proud of in the totolozi area. She says his totolozi is far from being a gazunga. Pathetic’s comeback was that Sluttyana has a minefield that can have guided tours for a vajayjay. If you do not believe me,
check it out here Playmate (Meryl) had an outburst at Preacherman TS (Kaone) for what is still unclear to the addicts. She insisted in her diary session that Preacherman has no manners and does not use the words “thank you” and “please”. If we have to recall a little tiny man that would have freaked out Mda-she-she (Sheila) had he accepted to come back in the house from Botswana – yep, Justice, whom almost had an epileptic fit after Playmate’ anger happened to him; we cannot take what Playmate says as true. Playmate may have secret issues or history with Batswana men that she may have to get over.
Pumpkin! Yep, that sparked a whole row of words between Sibiya (Sammi ) and NGO Queen – but methinks there’s more seksual tension there. Sibiya did not want pumpkin on his plate because it would be a waste and NGO Queen was having none of that! She started howling at poor Sibiya who eventually accepted the pumpkin and did not eat it – they have not said a civil word to each other since the yellow goo incident.
The parties have been too wild to recount BUT what is clear is 2stamza is the puppet master for the Mda-she (Sheila), Mzaphapha, Smelly Hennie(Hannington) and Playmate(Meryl) alliance. They dance to her tune so much they do not realize she is pushing her own agendas and manipulating them. She keeps bringing up the Sluttyana grudge from the last season she was in – when Sluttyana is not holding any grudge. Sluttyana is too busy trying to get votes from the male viewers to play 2stamza with a grudge.
7Stamza has even not done the dagger task that Sluttyana threw at her during their fake eviction last week giving a trizillion reasons why she can’t do it. BUT she ain’t fooling me. I just hope Ntsoaki (Big Brother) makes her punishment for not doing the dagger hurt. Take away her $1000 for the secret or she must not be allowed to nominate. Just something that will make her release that she can’t play the game if she doesn’t follow all the rules.
In a wild twist of fate, Smelly Hennie won the HOH task after screaming into a mic and having the loudest scream! Sluttyana has put him up for eviction this Sunday and if he survives she will have to face the music. If only my HOH twist was applied, now that would make this very interesting.
SO, the UHDIKTS wait for Da deeva Mimzo to PORRRFOM HUR HEETS TONAIGHT ADDER UHVIKSHUN CHOW ADD VER DE TAKSI BUSS TA LIIVE SO DEY KHUN SGREEEM ADD WHATNESS “FOGO! FOGO! FOGO!”. (So the addicts wait for the diva Mimzoto perform her hits tonight at the eviction show and the taxi boss to leasve so they can scream and witness “FOGO! FOGO! FOGO! FOGO!”)
(Thank you POSHSPICE for your assistance on the spelling, meaning and translation of FOGO)