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BBA-Rev: THE Wake

Written by Segololo from the blog Biggie Motherland on 16 Oct 2009
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Chief mourners...



98 Comments

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 20:44

We r here.

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 20:46

HI Cnga!!!!!!  

FSG changed.  I am not the only girl that has a lesbo crush on Ms K

mjj
16 Oct 2009 20:47

Liz changed? I'm too drunk to even notice

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 20:48

hey everybody!!

tjo! at what is happening to the idiots... at least some have changed into decent clothes

Cande
16 Oct 2009 20:49

everyone changed, let me drink faster coz i am getting sober

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 20:50

<<Reply from: Teeza 10/17/2009 2:45:01 AM 

I have finished two bottles of vintage wine in hale hour. (Unlike sumone who drinks sum what what what) >>

Vintage=old.  I don't drink no old things.  Do you eat old food also?  No?  I did not think so.  I drink fresh wine, fresh alcohol, and eat fresh food. 

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 20:50

Heh every1 is pulling out their stripper shoes.nice shoes Kris.hello WSG,Im still not ova my suicide bomber's departure.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 20:50

RCC is ..... words fail me... mourners, help... I just gulped down 3 glasses at once...

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 20:53

Ok. 1 - o to you. Let's see as the wake proceeds who takes it. I'm opening a new (ish) Bottle now... and starting to sing like Emms.  Ave Maria.....

mjj
16 Oct 2009 20:53

i feel like having seafood, lemme order Ocean Basket

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 20:54

Akamdaka uMzamo(mzamo tot filthy 4 words)!

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 20:55

hello WSG,Im still not ova my suicide bomber's departure.

Hates to admit Cnga, I am missing him too.  No one does a couch talk him. 'Nakena is trying, but damn she is failing so hard. 
Can you imagine how he would have twanged by now? 

Addicts, we should be able to evict that Naija person. 


Sego: It is not easy.  We are trying to do a tasteful wake and this idiotz just have no respect.

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 20:55

This girl is so down to earth. I like her:-)

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 20:57

I wish i had alcohol!my gawd FSG's hair and its hers.cant even rmember what my real looks like.

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 20:57

They better get my crush out of there,.. Mzamo is planning something.

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:01

Keri is so simple!c u on sunday at the dome im stil hassling the hair money.

mjj
16 Oct 2009 21:04

Tjo seriously now Mzamo and Nnkena look Dirty

MADENZA
16 Oct 2009 21:06

keri is hoooot.

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:08

Kelvin and swagga gawd!

mjj
16 Oct 2009 21:08

Cnglemother - u going? I'm still trying to win a ticket from KayaFM

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 21:11

Akamdaka uMzamo:  kwa kwa kwaaaaa Holla me 2 the dome......

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:14

Mzamo and nakenna need serious grooming?a whole new makeover.

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 21:15

Oh Sh...T!! Bitchy, Ts is asking what she is doing to EMPOWER WOMEN!!

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:19

@Teeza:  Heard that.  shuld have expected it.  And Emma, asking about the diet.  LAAWWWDD, just look at the girl, you don't get that body by eating potatoes in the morning.  Idiotz
Itai is IN LUST.

tbm
16 Oct 2009 21:19

kwakwakwakwakwakwa..TS nd empowerment..heish homeboy le ene..mara much as i luv eddy i wud like emma out..jeremy next

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:21

Yes mjay i will be there,i bought the R269 tickets on the 1st sep.Teeza sisonke,outfit already sitting on the sofa dear just worried bout da weave.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:22

I think I am drunk... am feeling very bitchy... and the sms strip is not helping at all!

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:23

Helo tbm.i heard TS and wanted to strangle him wtf?

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:24

KWAKWAKWAKWA @ Cnga and her hair problem.  

Cnga say to John for me. 

Sego, be bitchy, please!!!

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:25

can I unleash, mourners? I feel a bitchy sermon on the tip of my tounge.. oh! it's wine!

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:26

Sego, assemblief, give it to us.   This kumbayea thing is too much for my drunken mood now.

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:27

And all that food 4 Keri?

tbm
16 Oct 2009 21:27

someone feed th bodyguard

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:30

Quinn waitressing non-stop!Mzamo's jewellery yerre!

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:30

<<Sego, be bitchy, please!!!>>
thank you , main bitch!

I think Keri has a great voice and all... love her songs but I don't see striking beauty when I look at her.. I think Emma is prettier.. Keri just has too much make-up for me to see the real "beauty" . I like the hair but am worrying that it will be all I am seeing in the malls and streets for the next 5 years... Jeremy better not open his mouth.. he looks really good right now...a nd it is because he is silent...

Mzamo even looks slightly more pretty.. just her dress sense is messed! but she is a vuilpop... 

why are they ignoring the bodygaurd like that? he is also a guest, ain't he?

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:30

Who cooked?  My favorite little vuil girl?  I hope not.

I need to get a lot of water into me now.  This amarula is doing strange thing to me now.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:32

RCC has that arrogant thing going that makes me feel naesous.. like I wanna gooi op!


Where the effffff is Lady D? she promised to be here with whiskey?

Kelvin better not rap again!!

Hovito
16 Oct 2009 21:32

The bodyguard says he's not eating. They kept asking him if he wanted some food.

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:33

Where's leentjie?

tbm
16 Oct 2009 21:33

sego..go for it..

hi cnga..we're in morning..whr u bin? my hannetjie nd ur suicide bomber r gone..keri wud hv thot she was talkin to one of her own talkin to Yakahahahaha..how i miss him so

mjj
16 Oct 2009 21:34

i love u Sego......

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:34

the poor bodygaurd... Eddy, shame! They can't get rid of me comment... lmao! if he only knew what might be in store for him at the funeral on sunday!

Hovito
16 Oct 2009 21:34

I don't like Keri's music, but I she's made me a fan of her as a person. Very humble girl.

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:35

LMAO!!!  @ Sego.  She may not be pretty, but she is HOT.  Did you see that body?  Ask Hovito,... he is still speechless.

Emma has been looking very PUFFY  latelyt... very swolen.  I have decided that she is pregnant.  And please do not ruin a good story with facts now.

tbm
16 Oct 2009 21:35

eish THick Sies is harassin squinzo today neh..

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:35

Kristal lawd!hiring Keri 4 her wedding.

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 21:36

Nakena has not uttered a word. She does not know how to hold a proper convo. Or is it the aksunt. (Bitching is nicer, I agree)

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:36

she just needs to sing and sing and sing and sing... this kumbaya ish is tooo much for my mind to digest! my son doesn't wanna go to bed! *sigh*

Hovito
16 Oct 2009 21:37

Cnga,  Kristal was like 'If I want you at my party, how much do you charge'...yoh. Like she's hiring a stripper.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:38

yah, the body is haaaattttttt! reminded me of TK's mom!

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:38

Emma Preggaz?tjo i missed out on a lot mos!

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:40

@Cnga:  You should have seen Leentjie before she changed.  Hehe!!  Let me say no more.

<<<I don't like Keri's music, but I she's made me a fan of her as a person. Very humble girl.>>>
Amen.  I have been a fan but this has upgraded me to stalker level.  I am a fan of any artist that writes their own music.  But hot as she is, she has not replaced AK. AK is still my number one lesbo crush.

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 21:41

I'm drinking sum more from embarrassment. Keri's shades are now Kristal's!!!1

tbm
16 Oct 2009 21:41

oh lawd..keri just had tyo go nd give RCC her shades..no one is goin to  hear th end of tht story..wht hpnd to RCC;s ipod again?

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:41

Emmaust take notes... on what real singing is... what she does is what segs does and it's trauma!

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:43

But guys did u notice how Liz contained herself not trying outdo the others.she was a lady.her weave is still better than Keri's if you know ya weave story.

Hovito
16 Oct 2009 21:45

Ja, I'm impressed that Liz didn't go overboard

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:45

Keri is great, her personality is fab... that curly hair dancer is haaaaaattttttttt!

Hovito
16 Oct 2009 21:46

"I'm going to be in LA for your birthday" © RCC.

Did someone invite her?

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:46

props to LIz... I warmed to her too...

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:47

fsg's boobs are gonna do a janet on us...

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:47

<<wht hpnd to RCC;s ipod again?>>

There is a thief in that house!!! Little Sies should really sort that out.  What is happening with all the stealing in that house is not right, going into their private things, just not right.  

RCC just invited herself to Keri's birthday party.  Someone is going to get charged with stalking and someone is going to get locked up in a LA jail.

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 21:48

Yo Keri shades good lawd!She's gona say she got em coz of her skin colour.

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:48

<<<fsg's boobs are gonna do a janet on us...>>>

LMAO, Sego, I just wanted to say her tiete are falling out.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:48

RCC: nc nc nc nc... when is she up for eviction? leona better put her up... I promise I will even save kelvin if it happens

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:52

what if someone in there in their drunken stupor presses the delete button on the camera? lol

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:53

@Sego:  My Leentjie, (what is she now?  She was a sexually confused suicide bomber earlier,... now,.. lesbian?) is most probably going to put RCC up.  She does not like RCC.  She nominated RCC on Monday and said that she can give personal reasons too.

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 21:54

Well two of them are pregazz in htat hous. My slut got pregazz with Phil's a mont agooo. More wine pls. When's the funeral mense? Saterdag of Sondag?

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 21:55

I am so hoping that the thieve will take the shades also. 

Did someone bring machau to the wake?  I need something to stabilize the effects of the amaruala.  Not good at all.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:56

sondag is funeral if liz leaves...

I like that Mzamo dress/top sans the bra strap....

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:57

those prawns look delish!!! can Kelvin and fsg move away from my screen, tuuuuuuu

Hovito
16 Oct 2009 21:58

I just wanted to point out to everyone just how well behaved and civil Granadilla was during Keris visit. There was no sign of a guitar anywhere.

That is all.

Thankyou.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:58

I wanna see Leentjie!! 

I WANNA SEEE LEENTJIE!!!!

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 21:59

ISN'T 10 PM A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR SUPPER? THOSE IDIOTS ARE GONNA BE FAT!

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:00

Leentjie is eating the prawns with a fork & knife...

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 22:01

LOL, LOL, LOL, ....  Hovito!!!!  

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:02

I AM GOING TO TSN IF THESE 2 ARE NOT OFF MY SCREEN! FDAMMITT!! THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE.. NOT JUST  EFFFFFFFFINNNNNNG KELVIN AND FSG!!!! 

LET ME SEND AN SMS TO SOMEONE AT ENDEMOL TO PISS THEM OFF!

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 22:02

@Sego, they eat six times a day. 

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:03

OK! LET ME SEE LIZ...

tbm
16 Oct 2009 22:03

hey guys is she gone already..man changed channel nd watchin u20 world cup final..eish..but i must say th match is more interestin thn BB-rev..

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:05

OOKAY!!! I SAW LEENTJIE!!! FIND LIZIWE NOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mjj
16 Oct 2009 22:06

Bathong Sego? U want Mzamo's clothes? Shame Hovivi.....u really love your girl

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 22:07

Hovs dont 4get granads aint got no strong personality she wasnt gona put herself on da spot like that.she cant even speak 4 starters yo and that aksunt?

WhiteSockGirl
16 Oct 2009 22:07

Well, see you at the pre-funeral!!!  I am out because Nollywood is on.  And the addicts banned my girlfriend from the funeral and wakes. So, no translations.

I can't watch Nkenna on the couch. NO

And I also don't need to listen to RCC's mom, Jonno and whoever else.

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:07

IF I was eddie, I would take RCC's shades from keri - just in case I get evicted!  lmao!

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 22:08

Hovito!!!!!! Settle down damit, we are @a wake.  Breathe Headmiss, Breathe.

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 22:10

He-he! Thatha Malizi looking lyk Keri in da club?

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:10

lol @ Teee.. blame it on a a a a a a... Jamie Foxxx

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 22:13

I also refuse to watch those 3 annoying naijas.just wana listen to the diva talk btwn RCC and liz bout shoes and fabulosity.

Teeza
16 Oct 2009 22:14

Eish I am turning it in now folks. I also have to practise "Near my Gaaaad to thee" for my solo act. Nite nite

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:15

OK, THAT'S IT!!! I AM GONE, MOURNERS!!! GONE!! SEE YA AT THE  FUNERAL!

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:23

mjj, that dress would make me feel so sexy... lol 

this is the bitch in me talking, neh... and the a a a a a...

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:25

found highlights on 114bafmag.. *sigh*

Cnglemother
16 Oct 2009 22:26

Naijas on my screen.im out!changing channelz.

mjj
16 Oct 2009 22:27

omw this girl Nnkena is gonna make us sound like we hate 9ija.....she's lying on the couch again

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:30

fsg says she has not dated a pure black guy... what does that mean, mourners?

Segololo
16 Oct 2009 22:32

she sounded like RCC telling keLvin that ... hau! what the effff does she mean?

dorothy777
17 Oct 2009 18:45

I have been spending the last 3 days reading all the postings. You have not heard from me because BBA Revolution is alive and well. So there is no funeral to attend.


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