Day 40: 27 August 2010

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 09:01

GUIDE for the newbies/guests/visitors...

Mnet - Mneedy

Big brother - Ntsoaki

Oboma - O-Scary

Housemates - Failures, Rejects
Barnmates – Farmers, ReFailures

Tatiana - Slutiana, Tart-iana,Sluttyana,

Lerato - 2Stomachs, ◊ , 2stamza, 3stamza, Mstamza, AFSG(Almost forever sick gal) , Beachball on sticks(BBOS) , LOLO

Sheila - Mda-she-she, Gangsta, Miss WhatWhat, Schmodel, Pep Les

Code - Codeine, Kiss-kiss, Old NUT

Sammy - Sibiya (taxi owner)

Mwisho - Crayzeeee

Meryl – Playmate, Groupie, Stepford wife

Uti - Dark Hot Chocolate AKA DHC, Mzaphapha, GQ(Ask Savanna Dry)

Hannington - Smellington, Smelly Hennie

Yakob - Yakahahahaa, Pharaoh, Yakie, OWB (one with balls, one without balls)

Paloma - Psaloma , NGO Queen, Shebeen Queen, Barney

Jen - uMakoti uNoPersonality, Die Lyf (the body)

Munya - Pathetic NUT, Lamethetic

Kaone - Preacher TS, Mfundisi, Preacherman, rapping NUT, KaMOANy, Ntshintshi

Juliet - FAFA, HORIZONTAL

Ruth - MAMA RUTE

Max - Big Mac

ALLIANCES

NUTS - pathetic, preacherman and kiskiss
FBI - Playmate, BBOS, Yakahahaa, Gangsta, DHC and Crayzeee,
CONGREGATION - NGO Queen, sluttyana and uNoPersonality
COBRA IN THE GRASS –yakhahaaa

ROMANCES
Smellyana – Smelly and Flirtyana
BeardShe or HANDSOME or Jukebox – DHC and Mdashe
fake Richiana– Pathetic and Flirtyana
Benefrie-ship – Crayzeee and Playmate
Makoti’s booby’s – Touch me and feel me

FK
27 Aug 2010 09:31

morning uhdikts - thank you so much WSG for yesterday's updates especially DSs. #slowdeath @your reactions. You are one crazzeeeee Namlish speaking person. I love you though.

Patiently waiting for todays task.
NTSOAKI - can the instructions be clear tu, assomblief.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 09:59

eish!! Can't help missing taxi boss Sibiya... wondering what his show would have sounded like...

WhiteSockGirl
27 Aug 2010 10:01

@FK: I love you too!!! Even though you do no Namlish! Maar is duidelik, ek se!

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 10:11

eish!! Can't help missing taxi boss Sibiya... wondering what his show would have sounded like...

kwa kwa kwa hhayi bo headmistress do you have a crush on Sibiya!!

Mrs Chix
27 Aug 2010 10:14

eish guyz cant wait for Sunday am soooo curious, l wonder who is going to the barn

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 10:16

Morning all. Shuuu I must say Im taking a bow at y'ol for always giving perfect updates, I sometimes find it difficult to watch & update at the same time.

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 10:24

Sunday might be a reunion of Hannington, Lerato and Sheila which would be nice!!

I still dont want Munya to go to the barn, him and Tati together are annoying...

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 10:29

HOH task from Ntsoaki's site

For a week 6 Head of House Task, Housemates' memories will be put to test. They will sit in front of a conveyor belt and identify as many food items on a conveyor as they can, while blindfolded.

They will then have one minute to write each items they remember. Whoever identifies the most number of food items wins the task.

In a case of a tie, a different set of food items will be loaded on the conveyor belt and the same process of identifying them applies.

Leerah14
27 Aug 2010 10:30

Hey guys,Iv been hiding frm the media world lately, i know Zilch about BB pls tell me if lerato is still there, shs my personal favourite.i'd appreciate ur response now,THANKS

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 10:36

Tanx Segs. Stupid me just switched on the telly, cant wait to see who will be the HoH.

Leerah14
27 Aug 2010 10:40

Excuse me,guys m asking politely hleng.....m stuck at some farm.We do not have TV here.

Mrs Chix
27 Aug 2010 10:45

If Shiela wins this HOH then it means she has fallen under the HOH curse and the Pathetic curse, she will be on her way to the barn she better not not fight for HOH coz its cursed.

Meme J
27 Aug 2010 10:47

@ Leerah14, Lerato's still there, but not in the house. Evicted housemates are being sent to The Barn. One of them gets the chance to go back into the house in a few weeks' time!!

Meme J
27 Aug 2010 10:48

And CRAYZEEEEEEeeeee is the new HEAD OF HOUSE!!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 10:49

Crazeee is the new HoH

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 10:51

Makoti is going to the bUrn next week Sunday.

WhiteSockGirl
27 Aug 2010 10:54

Can't wait to hear about Crayzee's rule next week.

I think I need to google myself an incurable short term illness for next week....

WhiteSockGirl
27 Aug 2010 10:55

And then miraculously recover the next week,…

Vesa
27 Aug 2010 11:00

This is an interesting one!!!!

Thanks for the updates

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 11:03

The Midnight crew is in the kitchen making breakfast, I dont know where are the other kids, Munya was called to the DR. Pep Les is over the moon, u could swear she's the new HoH. Crazeee "Sheila, come here my b****". Makoti walked in & Meria sang "u are looking a the winner, winner" eish bloody Ntsoaki with her adverts.

GML
27 Aug 2010 11:10

What is this about Playmate being worried that Crayzee hasnt mentioned life after the BB house in terms of their relationship?

What is she hoping for? That Crayzee will declare his undying love for her after the house?

WSG- Please do get sick next week. lol
Oh, we're doing well thanks. :0

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 11:18

@GML I hope she is not falling for Crayzeee. I just think it is hard not to fall in love with Crayzeee, in addition to that they are in an enclosed environment, stuck together 24/7.....good luck to her because guys are perfectly capably of switching off after a fling!!

Savanah Dry
27 Aug 2010 11:20

Hello Uhdikts thank you for updates !!

Teeza
27 Aug 2010 11:27

She luvs Geminis. Kwaku T 1st June, Crayzeee 16 June. Yho! Not her natural match @all, but then she dedicates herself to her men so she might make it work.

Tshd21
27 Aug 2010 11:30

I think next week either Makoti or Code is going to the BURN. Hallo uhdikts :-)

Ruby Red
27 Aug 2010 11:33

with mwisho as HOH, i do not think K1 and makoti are safe.
thats why Mdasheshe is over the moon, por babe does not know she will be out to the barn on Sunday.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 11:38

Yippeeeeeee! at my crazzzeeeeeeliscious winning... wish the barn force him to save someone between NoPersonality and Kiss-kiss

Ruby Red
27 Aug 2010 11:43

and i did hear Uti mention something about him going to funeral next week.
can he be nominated if he is away.

someone did sya ealrier that if Uti does leave for the funeral, it would only be fair to make him return to the barn, as he is most likely to pick up on its existence.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 11:47

he should go straight to the burn...

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 11:49

Crayzeee likes Makoti, enjoys looking at her tho he can't touch them 'boobs'...I think if he has to save someone if Jen is up, he would save Jen and put Kiss Kiss, Kaone, Paloma.
Jen is safe next week, unless he is forced to choose between Merly and Makoti! then he will choose Meryl

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 11:53

or if it's Him Mwisho and Jen up , then there is nothing he can do but save himself...wow Kaone vs Jen or kiss kiss vs Jen or Paloma vs Jen
I wonder if she'll survive!

Cnglemother
27 Aug 2010 11:54

hi y'all awesome updates uhdickts!thank you!my mother is in control at my house we only SABC 1 and switch off the telly at 9.

Ruby Red
27 Aug 2010 12:03

yes, @segololo...................good thinking that.
i wsh the nominations dont follow the current trend, and w ehave K1 and Makoti up so he would have to save one of them

but them maybe he would just put paloma up.

and you know them refailures with their "he can save himself" *bleep!*.

i foresee a situation where Munya may be up against one of the-other-than-midnite-crew.....................boring.

FK
27 Aug 2010 12:04

hello Cnga - tjo - your mom is strict neh?

Jennifer
27 Aug 2010 12:05

Poshspice, I agree with u, Mwisho will not put up Jen, he rather save her when she is up with someone not Meryl. Sheila is so excited and she will be dissapointed on Sunday and if she leaves she will influence the barnmates to nominate Jen...I want Koane/Paloma/Code to be up, but firstly Kaone.

Ruby Red
27 Aug 2010 12:09

@poshspice....................against all of those, I see Jen surviving, it will be a matter of choosing the lesser "evil" i mean the boringest refailure.

Cnglemother
27 Aug 2010 12:15

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 12:22

I also think that DHC should join Yakie in the farm. Chances of him not finding out about the barn are slim.

Mrs Chix
27 Aug 2010 12:26

@ Ruby Red If Shiela goes to the barn l dnt think Munya will be up nxt week coz she will influence the barnmates to nominate other housemates. So l think it btwn Code, Paloma and K1 and maybe Jen

machinjiri
27 Aug 2010 12:30

gud 4 crayzee. Thanx for the updates guys. Looking forward 4 next wk. Want to c what crayze is gonna do with the nominations. Ayeyeee

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 12:52

Nothing is happening in the barn, the farmers are sleeping. If (i really want to say WHEN) Mdashe goes to the barn on Sunday, will Meria still get along with Makoti *wondering*. BB house couples in the jacuzzi, havent seen the Congregation for some time. Makoti must be worried sick shame, I dont envy her. "I saved CODEY & replaced him with SHEYLA". NGO Queen just came (never seen her in a jacuzzi & pool)

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 12:55

NGO Queen just came outside*

Ruby Red
27 Aug 2010 13:02

@machinjiri.................your boy may be up and am afraid, if he is, then am sure he will leave.

Ruby Red
27 Aug 2010 13:04

@spineli...............she sits in that jacuzzi it will overflow. LOL

Khafo
27 Aug 2010 13:23

I just want Sheila to go to the barn and will be surprise that Lolo 'n Tart are buddies.
As for Uti, he should go straight HOME!

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 13:50

I just want Sheila to go to the barn and will be surprise that Lolo 'n Tart are buddies.

@Khafo I thought about that but wondered if Lolo would continue being too friendly to Tati once her bosom friend is there...for now I suppose she doesn't have a choice but to bond with Tati

Khafo
27 Aug 2010 14:01

If Sheila goes to the barn.........do you think that they will bring TK aka Taekondwa to the barn. or is it costly for Nsoaki to bring visitors every week.

this barn changes people or is it the environment?

purhase
27 Aug 2010 14:34

POOR K1,people are gunning for his face,i will do evrything to safe him next week,this week i am busy sending Shiela straight to Kenya.

zolx
27 Aug 2010 15:26

tnx guys for the updates....what happened to OWOB's guest? Why hasnt anyone arrived for him - Ntsoaki you gotta be consistent tu - cos im sure the poor guy has been expecting a visitor all week.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 15:55

Ntsoaki told the rejects to go & welcome their guest, they were so excited wondering who it is *still waiting*. Ntsoaki's voice "Housemates, U have 1 hour before your task begins". Crazeee asked Mdashe if Ntsoaki wanted to get them out of bed by saying they have a guest *still waiting for the guest*

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 16:01

zolx, just like the Sasafrican gov NTSOAKI sent me on a strike when she ignored my requests for another hattttt Ethiopian guest in the burn to cheer up my Yakie... however, WSG pulled me out of my misery with the thesis updates she did yesterday...

SO, I am not holding my breath for a guest next week if Mda-she or Pathetic lands in the burn... I doubt Ntsoak is suffering any losses with the guests coming as Pathetic is generating all the moola she needs...

BUT I also think Yakie has similar mannerism friends with dubious minds that would not bat an eyelid at telling him sundry et al about what he does not need to know about the outside so it is better for us and him NOT to have anyone coming to see him...

makgotso
27 Aug 2010 16:02

Thanks uhdikts. switàed on telly saw Mdashe bonding with Crazeee. What biggie showinus the crew members

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 16:03

oh shooot!!!

@ spineli

did Ntsoaki's cronies play the wrong message in the wrong place? Did she call out "burnmates" or "horsemates"? LMAO @ HORSEmates

makgotso
27 Aug 2010 16:06

GQ shirts is wrinkled man,he must put that iron and ironboard into good use

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 16:08

THE REASON I WENT ON STRIKE

- I highly suspect that Ntsoaki is under fire from some powers as of this past sunday... I have noticed a decline in showing "interesting" topics or horsemates... She will show us Yakie building a fire for 30 minutes whilst in the house (if you switch over) a bored Kiss-kiss reading a book... at some point a quick switchover (half a second) to the other failures having deep conversations elsewehere and then back to the boring action...

- I have noticed some MTN adverts and wonder if getting sponsors meant Ntsoaki has to sell-out on quality viewing or entertainment...

GENERALLY, the entertainment value has dropped to almost none...

I am still pissed off but I let my PVR record and then I zap thru it all when I do watch...

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 16:14

In the barn, farmers (except Tati) are sitting outside. I dont know how the conversation started, Yakie told them that when TS goes to the barn, he will tell him to kill the chicken & bring it to the kitchen (that's before he reads the rule book). Yakie imitating Ntsoaki "Kaone report to the diary room" Lolo "U have been evicted from the barn".

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 16:23

@ Segs...She said "horsemates". Crazeeee is killing me, calling "baki" a "suit" he said he looks like a politician, going on about "Minister of Information". What is baki called in Engrish addicts? Jacket? I dont know, me know no English.

zolx
27 Aug 2010 16:29

tnx Sego for that analysis. Now i'm wondering if Ntsoaki has stopped bringing the guests or the bUrnmates (Yacob and Sheila) will have a double delight of a guest each in one week.
Neway only time will tell

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 16:37

There was song playing in the house. Pathy asks Crazeeee "is that Tatiana on the chorus"?. Magtig! DHC's shirt, looks like it was in Juliet's mouth.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 16:43

Meria has found a chef in Crazeeee, guy always preparing food for her *jealous* 10 minutes before the task begins.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 17:08

Ntsoaki told them they are going to the arena. They have been taken to some nice place for dinner, IK is also there but he's leaving coz "he's not allowed to talk to them". They gona have a good time Im telling U. Y'ol need to watch this.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 17:21

Why does the farmers have to see this maar? Ntsoaki is heartless maan, at least Lolo "know" the place. *feeling sorry for Yakie*. NGO laughing so hard @ everything IK is saying. "Dinner in the sky" that's what it's called, these idiotz are not listening to the rules, I cant here nada coz they are making noise. Meria is afraid of heights. Eish when is NGO going to the barn nxa.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 17:24

Ntsoaki is frustrating my Yakie... me don't like it...

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 17:26

spin - Are Feel me and touch me anywhere nearby? or are they covered?

mesuspects Ntsoaki has to fix the soundproofing for the arena because the farmers told yakie they could hear the failures when they go to the arena

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 17:36

Kiss-kiss is sooo quiet enjoying his Black Label. Ooh man, this is nice &scary. They are in the sky, NGO is praying tltltl. Tati's nose has turned perpel, Yakie just stood up & said "this is getting to me". No one is watching the telly, they are all in the kitchen. Meria & Mda screaming "Lerato" & NGO screaming "Africa" mxm. Makoti is smoking cigar *smh* I cant switch screens coz bloody Ntsoaki has decided to show the horsemates on both sides.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 17:40

@Segs...the twins are covered. This kids are over excited yong.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 17:46

NGO is also smoking cigar!! Im kidding addicts. The Motswanian boy "Ola Mzantsi, vote for me Mazantsi (meaning South Africans, I guess).

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 17:50

NGO Queen is beautiful!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 17:54

yeah Posh she is!! Doesnt change the way she irritates me tho.

machinjiri
27 Aug 2010 17:58

@ ruby red me and all of us know that, he is not entertaining @ all thats y i was happy when he was saved coz i knew he daznt stand a chance even with no personality. Just arrived home and seen the failures r in the sky and electricity daz what it daz best...... I hate bng a malawian coz of electtricity nxaaa

machinjiri
27 Aug 2010 17:59

@ ruby red me and all of us know that, he is not entertaining @ all thats y i was happy when he was saved coz i knew he daznt stand a chance even with no personality. Just arrived home and seen the failures r in the sky and electricity daz what it daz best...... I hate bng a malawian coz of electtricity nxaaa

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 18:00

Yakie in front of the telly, telling Lolo that they should do this dinner in the sky thing wen they get out of the barn. He's changing the channels but the only thing that shows are the rejects.

GML
27 Aug 2010 18:28

NGO Queen- SHUT UP!!!!!! Gosh

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 18:31

spin - am feeling pain for my Yakie...

Machi - same for us in the DRC... Africa's problem - electricity and its reliability...

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 19:03

@Segs...He must be kicking himself for asking to be nominated.

dark knight
27 Aug 2010 19:32

what's going on with playmate? why is NGO dressing her?

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 19:44

Darknight she looks drunk.... Sheila is really taking an advantage of her hey!!!! Thank God Paloma is there!!! I don't kn what happened, but it all looks messed uo!!!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 19:49

Psaloma is praying!!!! I'll never be like them but they are intelligent... Blah blah blah!!! Uhdikts what happened kanti?

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 19:52

I really am disappointed inMwisho!!! When he was falling all over the place Meryl was there making sure he don't make a fool of himself. Now tables have turned and he does nothing... Busy smoking and laughing outside???? I AM NO LONGER VOTONG FOR MWISHO

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 20:06

I have been in the barn for some time, I love the farmers. Yakie whining as always, damn this guy is irritating. He says he would still be in the house if he wanted, even be on top 5 kwaaaaaa!! If he knew that there's barn, he wouldnt have asked to be nominated. Smelly telling him that he should stop complaining like a girl & act like a "grown ass man". Shame the mates are trying to make him better, i hope they are getting through his thick skull.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 20:12

Yakie doesnt know why is he in the barn. Lolo tells him to go home or see a psychologist. He cant leave because "Mnet or DSTV will blacklist him".

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 20:16

I now know where the name "Mzaphapha" comes from. Crazeee is dronk & talking kak as always.

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 20:18

LMAO, moment of the season Crazee taking a piss in the garden!!! Hahahhahahhahahah.... And Pathetic going ballastic at him crying cleanliness....

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 20:27

*sigh* another episode of Pathetic kissing KissKiss, bana!!!! Sheila is such a bully!!! Can she please let Meryl be so she can sober up???? Thank Gad she's leaving!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 20:30

Is girl on girl harassment allowed?????? Ntsoaki nee man!!! This si disgusting, and Jen is watching what's going on trying to interupt.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 20:40

NGO enjoying herself in the jacuzzi, yoh Crazeee & NGO. Wish DHC was inside the house.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 20:50

NGO is telling Crazeee doesnt want what he wants. What is this woman going on about? Why is Pathetic disturbing other kids? Is NGO dronk? She honestly believes that Crazee likes her? She's getting hectic now *dead*

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 20:51

are these failures drunk? just switched on tele and crayzeeee is busy telling Barney she is his size... she looks poooeeep dronk!! only pathetic looks sane… Barney is busy sitting on top of crayzee going “show me how much I am your size…. IN THE JACUZZZI!!! Somebody call Playmate…

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 20:52

DHC looked scared!!! Psaloma still preaches while trying to get a man into bed... talking about stripping for Africa to love her.. Psaloma Quote of the day "I am here to make a difference"

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 20:53

Psaloma is busy preaching to the nuts about being a woman of africa and being there for Peter manda... and no man will take away her pride... in the bathroon..

Reaction: This woman looks drugged!!!

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 20:55

Pathetic Quote of the hour "Don't *bleep!* put yourself in a position that someone can take advantage of you. I don't care the *bleep!* continental whose daughter you are"

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 20:57

I am sorry but I like Pathetic... HIS intervention was mature and on point...

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 20:58

Now the OLD NUT is busy carrying on about growing on some food in malawi...

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 20:59

these failures got more than just food in the sky... they are bloody high!!! Why is the old nut talking about Pasta to a drunk woman IN THE BATHROOM??!!!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 21:02

poor Engrish, I meant to say *NGO is telling Crazeee that he doesnt know what he wants*. She was busy preaching about Mwisho & that she is whoever's daughter, tanx to Munya for shutting her big mouth. "I am the daughter of bla bla & bla bla. No man is gona take advantage of me. Musho wants to sleep on my bed". She thinks that Africa will save her if she's nominated.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:02

Mdashe is busy with Meria under the covers and Crayzee is getting something from the wardrobe...

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 21:02

poor Engrish, I meant to say *NGO is telling Crazeee that he doesnt know what he wants*. She was busy preaching about Mwisho & that she is whoever's daughter, tanx to Munya for shutting her big mouth. "I am the daughter of bla bla & bla bla. No man is gona take advantage of me. Musho wants to sleep on my bed". She thinks that Africa will save her if she's nominated.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:03

Crayzee just walked to the bed... he can see what is going on in the bed!!! OOOOPPPPPPPSSSS

dajazzy
27 Aug 2010 21:05

Sheila and Meryl are doing it under the sheets...*shocked*

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:06

Mdashe and Playmate are steaming up the bedroom under the covers... Crayzee must have seen those movements... his face looked a bit worried there for a second...

REaction: These failures look drugged!!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 21:08

I want to see Mdashe & Meria man Ntsoaki nxa!

dajazzy
27 Aug 2010 21:10

What did these morons smoke!! Even NGO is high!!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 21:13

*lolling at Sego's reaction* the effect of dinner in the sky!! Mda & Meria live! Heheheee

machinjiri
27 Aug 2010 21:14

guys whats playmate and mdashe doing under those covers? Sego plz tell us since u r the headmistress. Eish disgusting woman to woman on telev?

Teeza
27 Aug 2010 21:14

Hey Hey Hey!! I tuned in a minute ago having been out. Wat gaan aan hierdie aand?? Yho YHo YHo!!

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:15

I see a couple of governments banning Ntsoaki after this lesbian scene - Everyone say Malawi!!

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:16

the farmers think it's Crayzee!!!

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:17

the farmers think Playmate and crayzee are getting it on and it's Mda-she and Playmate getting it on!!

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:18

Smelly quote "That's my ring"

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:19

OMG!!!! Mda-she just went down on Playmate...

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:21

Crayzee is busy taking a shower!!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 21:25

the farmers are shocked. Finally, some action!! Some1 call Mwisho plz.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 21:27

Psaloma's crack on tv2...

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 21:27

smelly is mad!!

GML
27 Aug 2010 21:28

Omg. Headmistress, pls confirm wat we're seeing. Lol

machinjiri
27 Aug 2010 21:30

i give up on these gals, now they made owob horny, luk @ the way he is looking @ the love scene

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 21:33

Focking NGO, damn it. i wanted Crazeee to walk in on them.

maddie
27 Aug 2010 21:37

crazee has just joined 3 sum is coming

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 21:37

I think NGO saw them!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 21:45

Abeg abeg abeg abeg aneg abeg abeg!!!!! What's this abomination in the house of big brother!!!!!!!!! Abeg abeg aneg!!!! Now Mwisho joins the party!!! Abeg abeg!!!! And mzaphapha walks in on them

Teeza
27 Aug 2010 21:49

Bawo wam!! Is it a THREESUM now?????????????

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 21:50

What is it with Tanzanian men with having 2 women at once. Abeg abeg aneg abeg abeg!!!!! No wonder Mwisho kept pushing Sheila to go to Meryls bed even though he was seing what was happening. He kept saying, warm up my bed for me!!! Now I see what he meant, abeg abeg abe abeg abeg!!! Abomination hooooo

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 21:52

who's smooching who?

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 21:52

Teeza, yimihlola ndiyakuxelela......

GML
27 Aug 2010 21:52

Shocked!

maddie
27 Aug 2010 21:54

shokhete gml

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 21:55

Makoti just walkedN daaamn!!!! I wanted to see this!!! Go back downstairs Makoti, go back down!!! Sodom and gomora wooooo!!!!

GML
27 Aug 2010 21:56

@maddie: ke shokhete hle! Tjo

Teeza
27 Aug 2010 22:00

Hayini! It seems as if Mwisho is LIGHTS OUT and le two just kept keeping on!! Also shoketed mads and GM and the rest of the addicts. Zimbi iindaba. I can see the paper headlines olredi!

poshspice
27 Aug 2010 22:00

Heh heh Meryl now wants a d!ck and chasing away Sheila, Sheila is refusing to leave the bed

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:02

Guys: me thinks Mdashe and Crazee planned this... They kept speaking in Swahili..... Crazee kept telling Meryl to go to bed to sober up and then telling Mda , woman go warm up my bed. I guess when he finally saw that playmate had succumbed then he can step in.... Abeg abeg abeg abef abeg.... Mara drinking is a biatch!!!! KissKiss looks really traumatised, he must just go downstairs.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 22:06

I hope IK is watching... NGO, Pathy, TS, DHC singing KB's praises. Makoti & Kiss kiss whispering about God knows what.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:06

GML, CHINEKE!!!! you saw it yourself.... Playmate is living up to her name!!

Savanah Dry
27 Aug 2010 22:08

haibo why is there drama when I am visiting people who watch welfare tv .... Thx for updates uhdikts

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:09

Playmate still owes Mdashe her session... Mdashe went down on her and now needs her turn and Playmate is busy with Crayzeee and his totolozi... heeeeeh! (like Mimzo would say) HEEH!!

GML
27 Aug 2010 22:11

Smelly is feeling very hot. He looks like he could just do Tarti right there

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:13

Smellyana are now hot for each other... *ssmh*

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:13

She is Sego, I thought she had grown up a bit!!!! Nxa, Africa can evict her tomorrow for all I care.... Abeg abeg abbeg abeg abeg!!!!

Teeza
27 Aug 2010 22:22

I've had my fill of entertainment for the note sweetie darlings. Loo nto Ntsoaki did not shy away fron nutting 2nite. BTW, did you guys wotness the preceding drama in the jacuzzi between NGO&Crayzee? Yho! and DHC did not want Munya to intervene istead was happy to egg on. What were they served up in the sky? I wine ene ncasa?:-)

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:23

Meme J: I hereby stepdown from my role as a supporter of anything Stepford and Crazeeeee..... I'm out!!!! Hoping that you will not revoke my Namibian citizenship based on this.

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:27

these failures just had 3-course meal and are eating AGAIN!!!??? Neee, maan!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:28

Teeza: Polony tucked Stepford in bed and went outside to share her long love for Crazee!!!! It s been a messed up night... I'm still bitter about rejects coming to sleep now. Jeeeeez, will now Stepford have 2 ppl fussing over her??? Mda is already bringing her sweets and meat in bed!!! Abeg!

Teeza
27 Aug 2010 22:30

Ok, Fluff, I think u r right. Did u see Crayzee pulling Mdashe back onto and into bed with Playmate? Esithi he's off yena manje?

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:30

TSis getting himslef close to crayzee with crayzee's hat on...is he gonna get in on the actioon too...

machinjiri
27 Aug 2010 22:31

u rememba sibiya sung there is a whore in this house. Suzy james is a goddamn whore biatch, did i just c suzy james going down on another suzy james? Imagine if he was stl in the barn and saw this, he wld've sung again suzy james a goddamn whore or suzy james' godamn whores.... Let me slp am working ksasa

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:32

can Mda-she please biatch slap TS for all the uhdikts!!

dorothy777
27 Aug 2010 22:36

@Segololo

You must really be enjoying yourself. I don't know what to write. However I switched channels. I wanted Sheila to stay in the house. It looks like she is now destined for the barn.

GML
27 Aug 2010 22:36

Im gonna sleep now. The burnmates are saying that they want to finish the bottle of vodka 1st before going 2bed. Im guessing something will go down between smelly and the Tart. If *bleep!* goes on some1 pls buzz me

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:36

TS wants a piece of the action too!!! I forsee a midnight action btwn Crazee and Stepford, they were disturbed!!!! Abeg, this cricket can be annoying!

GML
27 Aug 2010 22:39

Yoh, smelly and the Tart r talking about fantasies. I saw TS trying to get all upclose to the 3sum. Brother is hoping for some action

GML
27 Aug 2010 22:41

NGO Queen and TS in the same bed, mind you NGO Q is still a bit out of it

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:41

tjo! Fluff, it's gonna get bad! Sodom and gomora...

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:41

All said and done, Mda has single oopps 6 handedly wrote her one-way ticket to the barn! Sigh!!!

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:41

Mdashe is talking gangsta about stabbbing....

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:49

Sodom and gomora I tell you SEGO, Sibiya was right.... Biggies plz turn off the lights, I don't have all night watching Cricket!!!!

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:52

Mda-she is gonna moer someone tonight... he banna!! why is Pathetic being accused? what did he do?

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 22:52

TS better prepare himself, his name is gona be up on Monday. Enjoying sms straps!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:55

Jen there is no point talking sense to drunk, horny and angry people....

Segololo
27 Aug 2010 22:56

Fluff and Spin... Don't you think someone must just biatch slap that rural swag out of TS? He is irritating me asking for this beat-down!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 22:58

Sego he said Mda stole alcohol!!!! But cricket took the song further and did his childish irritating thing!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 23:01

Sego, I sooo pray there was rule against violence... He is really asking for it... Busy doing funny childish dances likes a cricket!!!

Diamondtoo
27 Aug 2010 23:04

Hey, uhdicks, eish I'm missing out mos! I'm visiting family and they don't have DSTV...damn! Can somebody get us the link....this is a must-see cause finally Mdashe's dream came true.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 23:10

@Segs...I want Mda to moer the crap outta this boy. I dont know if he's still dronk or if he's acting up!!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 23:11

Shame Stepford, calming TS down and for some reason he's obliging!!!! Being a mother is a buatch neh????

Diamondtoo
27 Aug 2010 23:15

I'm resigning frim the Crazee fan club, I thought all along he cared for my Playmate....abeg abeg abeg...how could he!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 23:25

Did I just hear DCH calling TS a "gay cricket"? *eyes out*

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 23:26

Can someone please spray some Doom, Fastkil, Target??? Anything??? On this Cricket??? I wanna smack his face!

Meme J
27 Aug 2010 23:27

@ Fluffy: "Meme J: I hereby stepdown from my role as a supporter of anything Stepford and Crazeeeee..... I'm out!!!! Hoping that you will not revoke my Namibian citizenship based on this." .... Hey, hey, will never abandon you LOL ... Caught some of the action, not all of it. Had to work late and was watching there, but then had to leave to come home, and flying out of town early tomorrow for work!

Meme J
27 Aug 2010 23:29

Have to say I preferred the rogue and broken Lamethetic to the head prefect cum preacher version!!

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 23:39

FBI sitting outside, GQ telling Meria about the jacuzzi scene.

Meme J
27 Aug 2010 23:44

OMG, NGO is in an elevated state of mind ... I think she's about to ascend to somewhere or other!!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 23:46

Hehheehhehe, NGO is preaching!!!!

Fluffy Head
27 Aug 2010 23:53

LMAO MemeJ.... I have a feeling Jen is gonna pull another voluntary eviction on us soon!!!! She looks likes she's had enough!!!! Why is NGO Queen getting so hyped?

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 23:54

kwakwakwakwa @ the handsome couple trying to be Crazeee's BFFs & him being himself by not listening to their speeches. I would like to see NGO giving a sermon @ church. & now she's preaching to Meria.

Spineli
27 Aug 2010 23:54

kwakwakwakwa @ the handsome couple trying to be Crazeee's BFFs & him being himself by not listening to their speeches. I would like to see NGO giving a sermon @ church. & now she's preaching to Meria.

Fluffy Head
28 Aug 2010 00:42

Classic: OWOBs reaction.... Damn sheila she ate and noshed on pu... , she was down there for days. Jeez she enjoys that ish. And Meryl she didn't return the favour? That's just rude man. 2stamza: well Meryl doesn't eat pu...but loves to have hers eaten, my chomies man - they crack me up!!! Yakahha says he's traumatised, felt like he saw his own sister do that.

tbm
28 Aug 2010 01:01

im sorry to say this but i hate u guys, psyriously i tell u.. my CraZeeee nd playmate we in vat'n'sit bliss nd all mushy wushy and ya'll kept beggin for them to come apart and do stupid things again..abeg! i hope u are happy coz im mos def not..

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