Well, some of you will think this blog is boring or will not find it entertaining. but here it goes. I hope it's not too long
Do you ever stop to think about the stupid things that go on in the bedroom? I do and yes, i get embarrassed. things such as talking during a love making session or role playing. Especially if it's things you've done with and ex.
Well, i have done a few things in my life and i sometimes wonder if my exes ever share some of those things with people. I dont let that bother me though.
Your first time with him/her
most embarrassing thing ever. You are worried if he really likes you and whether your under is nice or not. Yes, ladies we all think it at some point. I remember being so nervous my man took my hand and put it on his penis. I had no idea what he wanted me to do . I ended up rubbing and holding.... How embarrassing. He stopped and asked me "What are you doing?" Share your stories ladies.
Not in the mood, he is
What do you do when your partner is in the mood and you're not. Ever think about the lame excuses you give to your partner? I have a headache or just a plain I'm not in the mood. I would normally start talking about something serious like money or work or the wedding (engaged). I would ask him how we are going to afford to pay for varsity next year and still have money for the wedding. He will take out his laptop and start calculating some stuff. This technique works ladies but only for a short while. He will, however, wake me up in the middle of the night with a hard on. I cannot talk money half asleep so I give in. Yes, I do.
Love Making
I call it lovemaking because when you're engaged I think you are past just having sex you make love (just my opinion though). But a quickie is sex straight up.
He talks during sex? It's a difficult one especially for those who are easily distracted ( not mentioning any names Cody: lol). My man does not say things like
hai babe omasepa neh, omonate jong!! moerskond baby!!! voetsek! hai suka maan (yesterday's blog). He would rather ask me questions like how does that feel or he would tease me and then ask how badly I want him. I think men wanna hear that they are wanted and they will shag you good. I hated it at first but one day I decided to entertain him but responding. I said Ooh baby that feels sooo good and I really want you baby, give it to me. Such commitment from him, but the lovemaking was wonderful. I've been saying things that will stimulate him even more. Yes, I have started talking and it does work, ladies you should try it. Try Take it baby it's all yours!.
Moaning and Groaning
We all do this. Yes we do, If we dont our partners would normally think we're not enjoying it. So we have to say those silly mmmmmm's or oooooooh's. I do it. Sometimes a bit too much. My man would say "Tjo baby! Warasa ka ngaka namhlanje yini?". EMBARRASSING I tell you. Over dramatization. But it's embarrassing when I hear my man go aah and ooh i'm coming! Haai I just wanna laugh at him.
Climaxing or Coming
I know ukhuthi I vibrate when this happens. In the beginning my man thought I was Epileptic and was dying because my eyes would roll. Yes, I look like i'm dying. What do you do? It was so embarrassing when he stopped to ask " Baby o right?" Can you imagine???? Share your stories ladies. Please
Role Playing
I once wore torn up stockings and a new pair of underwear my man had bought for me with a matching bra. he was seated on the sofa and I went up to him and asked him if he likes what he sees. He said yes and i asked how much money he has on him. He said R200, why? I told him it would be enough for a Blow J. I unzipped his pants and did it. He later said to me "One o kenwi ke eng?" Yes Ladies I was pretending to be a prostitute that day. I took the money and went to steers with him after that. He loves all this but he thinks that it's out of character for me at times. I'm too conservative at times.
this is just plain silly
I took a video of us making love with his phone and forgot to delete it. We went home that weekend, seated in the lounge his brother had his phone. He saw the video and he looked at us and said "Tjo you guys kinky ne? You even make videos. Aah le masepa maan"
That's me and my silly things. Now lets talk ladies, what do you do? Men too Please share your stories.
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