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Khumbul'ekhaya - I want to go home

Written by Renegade from the blog Reviews on 17 Jul 2008
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Ok, it’s been a while since I watched KK, 3 weeks to be exact, and to come back to this episode was quite coincidential. Those who know me know that I secretly harbour wishes of seeing people I know on KK, and while this might never happen, I came pretty close in this episode. Let me explain. I live on the East Rand, Germiston area, in a neighbourhood close to a kasi called Buhle Park, in fact, I buy vegetables in Buhle Park! So imagine my excitement when I realised the people in the first story were a few kilometres away from me, even as I was watching the show, oh, I had goose bumps. I could even recognise the streets. Eish!

That being said, I can’t not comment about Andile’s outfit on this episode. While we can all agree that KK doesn’t have the best wardrobe mistresses, they really did it this week, she looked like she was wearing a sack of potatoes, I swear, and that is no exaggeration! 


Andile in her potatoe Sack

Ok, the stories: 


STORY 1:

In the first story we meet Gana Ngozo from Buhle Park. She has written because of her concern for her congregation’s pastor’s wife, Nombuyiselo, whose health is ailing. Gana met Nombuyiseli in Buhle Park Phase 2 via church. 

Gana

Nombuyiseli fell ill with TB in 2000. Her husband took her Germiston hospital, and her health has not been the same since. (This says nothing about Germistion Hospital, in case you were wondering.) She tells us that there were no problems at home, but she was just a naughty girl, whose naughtiness led her on the road to Durban in 1972, with a friend, in search of work. She had a child in Durban, but soon left citing ill-treatment by her boyfriend, and headed for the bright lights of Johannesburg. This is where she met her now husband, the pastor, and the rest, till now is history.
Nombuyiseli is now clearly rather sick, and is hoping going home might help bring some good to her health, which has caused her to even stop working.
After the church congregation gather to hold a final service in her honour, Nombuyiseli and her husband, who has never met his in-laws, head from the Eastern Cape, 26 years after she left.
On the way, the pastor asks that they stop so he can buy a hat, as this will be his first meeting with his in-laws, and he would like to be respectable when they meet. 


An ailing Nombuyiseli

On arrival in the EC, they ask for directions from a girl on the street, who leads them in the right way, as is evident in someone suddenly screaming.
The screamer turns out to be her sister, who is wearing a jacket I used to have, but someone in res stole from me…honestly, this episode was made for me. 

Sister with my jacket

Anyway, Nombu explains herself, and when she goes in to see her mother, we see that her mother is also not well, and they talk about their sicknesses, and it turns out that the other sister is not well. This is also evident in their weight loss, as theirs is apparently a family blessed with hips and buttocks.
All in all, everyone is happy that she is back, and hope she will be well soon. At this point, I remember that Mfundisi is there too, and while I am aware that the editing on these shows is sometimes suspect, they made it look as though he was not introduced to the family. I mean honestly KK, you could have atleast shown us when his presence was acknowledged, after all, you showed us that he went and brought a hat mos! Geez! 



STORY 2: 

Phakamile Dyantyi from Sebokeng is the subject of the second story. He is looking for his father’s family. His father, Kenneth Dyantyi is now ill, and his children are concerned that upon his passing, they will not know who to contact.
Kenneth last went home (Fourie,Mgwali) in 1988 to bury his mother. His brother Merika passed away in 1997, but he didn’t go to funeral because he had certain problems. 


Phakamile

He tells us that he came to Sebokeng fresh from initiation, with the intention of going back home, but he was roped in, and ended up having children. (hai, men!)
So they head out to find his long lost home, with him trying to remember the way. They ask for directions, they get lost, and for a while, we see them at the driving around the same T-Junction (editing again, but still, KK shows us really useless stuff sometimes, just to fill the time). At some point, they meet two policemen, who know the place they are going to. They also tell them that Kenneth’s sister has passed on. This gravely worries Kenneth, who is concerned that only the children will be left where they are going. 

Old Kenneth Dyantyi

Eventually, after quite some time, they get to their destination, where they are met by a woman, and neither recognises the other at first. But eventually, it is clear that this is the sister whom he had been told was dead. The excitement is evident, as she hugs (shame she likes hugging) them and tells Kenneth that she thought he was dead, as she had been informed as much.


Happy family

 She tells him about family that has passed on, as well as those still alive. 


Although I did not recongnise any of the faces shown at the end in the missing people segment, this time I was not disappointed because this episode had been familiar enough.



227 Comments

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 01:01

Wow, feels good to be back! 

Anyway, my comments, first story...just nje, I was just glad it was a hood I knew.

2nd story, cracked me up how everyone was just thinking everyone else was dead!

Cande
17 Jul 2008 01:08

2nd story, cracked me up how everyone was just thinking everyone else was dead!

ewe Renegade, and those 2 traffic officers also cracked me up..

Soon my family wil be writing to KK, its been 4 months...i need to go home now..

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 01:11

@Cande: Soon my family wil be writing to KK, its been 4 months...i need to go home now..
LOL, go home girl, you don't want me writing about you now do you?

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 01:19

@ Cande dont you contact them and let them know that u still alive.LOL i didn't watch KK last  night and after RGB I headed straight to bed.

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 01:36

That beings said, I can’t not comment about Andile’s outfit on this episode. While we can all agree that KK doesn’t have the best wardrobe mistresses, they really did it this week, she looked like she was wearing a sack of potatoes, I swear, and that is no exaggeration! 

Oh thank goodness for this. I was really hopin there would be a recap cause Andile looked like an EXPERIMENT! the hair, the sack, the colours....ooooh gaaad!

Ok, going back to read now!!

Cody
17 Jul 2008 01:37

I know Sebokeng zone7, i can feel your excitement Rene! my dad still has a house in Sebokeng, and we go there often! i was so excited to see my kasi being mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st story:  My question is, how do you marry someone without knowing where they come from??? esp if you are a Bishop! i see this always happens in KK. her having a child in Durban means that she went back home and dumped the child there and left again. how do you live knowing that your child is somewhere and you are a mamfundisi? As a mamfundisi you are suppose to guide these young woman, what do you tell them knowing very well that also have your skeletons in your closet? she said she doesnt have money to go home but she will like to make tombstones for her fathers and daughters grave, KK must do a follow up so that we can see if she manages to fulfil her promise. LOL at the big butts story!!!!

2nd story:  hayi this babamkhulu is lying! how could he not go home because he was married? and again he is married with children, how did he marry the mother of his kids? who payed lobola for him? women can be so naive sometimes.

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 01:40

2nd story, cracked me up how everyone was just thinking everyone else was dead!

LOL, and the part where the old man got lost and  said something about wishing he was a TREE.

1st story: that woman looks like she's on the brink of death. i really felt for her. What i want to know is whether this "long illness" is a black thing only? Are there cases of other races getting ill for so long and not figuring out what the problem is?

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 01:41

LOL at the big butts story!!!! 

tl tl tl!!

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 01:44

Hey my zilalini peeps are hilarious fosho, the things they say without giving a damn about the cameras. I was thinking of monchooza the at the 2nd’s story funny moments.

Cody
17 Jul 2008 01:44

u r right Tox, that mamfundisi>>>she looks like she is about to go, at least she made things right with her family b4 her time comes.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 01:49

The screamer turns out to be her sister, who is wearing a jacket I used to have, but someone in res stole from me…honestly, this episode was made for me.Tl-tl-tl for real Rene? Did you not like the way they screamed it was hillarious, and Kenneth's sister inlaw going, Hayi-mani hayi mani!

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 01:53

Khodeyi that mamfundisi must be gone already phela she was 5 to kicking the bucket on the show. What's up with the buying of hats when visiting inlaws - i have never heard of such crap, first of all men are not allowed to have anything on their heads inside the house ezilalini.

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 02:01

@Cody: My question is, how do you marry someone without knowing where they come from??
I was wondering the same thing! Also, she had a child in durban, and I think she's the one who died, they didn't say much about the logistics of that child. 

Lol @ you guys sending Mamfundisi to the grave. Mara shame, she really is ailing, I must go to Buhle Park and find out LOL!

@Cnglemother:
Yeah, me and a friend got those jackets in jozi for R50 or somthing in the winiter of 2002 I think...and I loved it so much!

@Toxic: Yo
u are right with that observation watseba, or maybe it's coz you don't get to see white ppl on shows like KK, maybe lebona they have such illnesses?

monchooza
17 Jul 2008 02:08

Clearly Mam'fundisi only went back home For better health, had she been well ngempilo She would never have thought of going Back home....Sho abakhokheli bethu mara!!!!!!!!

Cody
17 Jul 2008 02:13

Khodeyi that mamfundisi must be gone already phela she was 5 to kicking the bucket on the show. What's up with the buying of hats when visiting inlaws - i have never heard of such crap, first of all men are not allowed to have anything on their heads inside the house ezilalini.

@Cnglemethur: LOL @ 5 to kicking the bucket!!!!! bugwaaa gwaa gwaa!! hay man! never heard of that 1!!! undicibile wethu!

the hat thing, never heard of it, i thot umakoti mele a thwale (in my best KFC ad's voice). and he bought a nike one nogal!! he looked like utsotsi, straight!

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 02:21

@Cody: and he bought a nike one nogal!! he looked like utsotsi, straight!
When they said he was going to buy a hat, I thought he was gonna go buy a normal old man's hat, i dont even know how to describe it, but def not that one!

boogy-babe
17 Jul 2008 02:23

lol@Andile in her potatoe Sack ha ha ha ha ha ha hah haaaaaaaaaaaa

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 02:29

When they said he was going to buy a hat, I thought he was gonna go buy a normal old man's hat, i dont even know how to describe it, but def not that one! I know what u mean, the one that fresh man for initiation school wear not a Nike beanie.

Cody i did not even see ukuthi yi-nike nogal.  Did u c bab'umfundisi asking mam'fundisi why did she gibela amatruck? he-he! putting the woman on the spot kanjalo. I did not know that back in 1972 people were gibeling amatruck to jozi or thekwini.

Cody
17 Jul 2008 02:30

Rene:what kind of Mfundisi wears a mike hat inside his inlaws house? hah, that goes to show that he doesnt even know, amasiko, i have always been told that a man must take off his hat when he enters ANY house......but yena....he didnt take off the that mike hat..... he should have bought food or something with that R50 bucks! 

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 02:33

Am i the only one who did not have a problem with Andile's outfit? she looked nice & warmish.

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 02:34

Cody i did not even see ukuthi yi-nike nogal. Did u c bab'umfundisi asking mam'fundisi why did she gibela amatruck? he-he! putting the woman on the spot kanjalo. I did not know that back in 1972 people were gibeling amatruck to jozi or thekwini.

LOL!!! I wandad abt that part as well. Nje why did we have to see it? Eish mara.

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 02:39

Did u c bab'umfundisi asking mam'fundisi why did she gibela amatruck

Lol, Why ask her now? Did he not know how she got to DBN?

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 02:40

Am i the only one who did not have a problem with Andile's outfit? she looked nice & warmish.

LOL,u serious Cngle?! The first thing i did when she came on was laugh. That grey sack over a brown poloneck and the blonde hair just seemed too much for me. Eish she managed to look pregnant at some point.

pastor chic
17 Jul 2008 02:42

she looked nice & warmish....LMAO. hi hi hi hi hi*

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 02:43

BY THE TIME THEY DO I FOLLOW UP SHE WILL BE DEAD  IDO FELL FOR THE KIDS THAT ARE BEING HURT UVELE UMAMA WAKHO AHAMBE NOBA UNESIZATHO BUT NOT ESO MSEBENZI UMAMFUNDISI NOGAL NJANI MAAN AXOKISE ABANTU BAKATHIXO ATHI GUQUKANI NGOKUBA UBUKUMKHANI BAMAZULU BUKUFUPHI  IDONT GET IT INDABA YOMTHANDAZO

FK
17 Jul 2008 02:44

Come to think of it, if mamfundisi left home in 1972, that means she has been away for 36 years.  Tjo!!! I mean really.  

2nd story - the way Kenneth's sister in law was hugging and patting Phaks nga khona!!! She was so rough with him.

Cody
17 Jul 2008 02:45

about the truck, i smelled the "J" word from mfundisi!!! ha ha ha! 

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 02:52

J word Cody? Please elaborate. *...*

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 03:04

Jah Cody, no mam'umfundisi should be hopping on trucks and expect bab'umfundisi to be impressed with that. I guess we all have our pasts at the end of the day. 

So she never went to see her child even to the funeral, some mothers are just fukced up fosho! How do u leave a child behind & carry on like a springchicken in Jozi and start all over again?

2nd story - the way Kenneth's sister in law was hugging and patting Phaks nga khona!!! She was so rough with him, i so liked it was hillarious and Phaks kept uttering her fong kong Xhosa, the boy could have went on in Zulu coz that's what he normally speaks

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 03:16

MARA DID YOU GUYS SEE THE WAY LA SISI EBE VUYA NGAKHONA XA EBONA I K / K  WATHI NANKU U K/K  AND UMAMA KAMAMFUNDISI SHE LOOK YOUNGER THAN UMTHANA WAKHE  SHEM UKUNGULA  KUKWENZA UBE YENYE INTO  NOBA NAM SHEM NDIZOKUBANJEYANA OR NGAPHEZULU  NGASENDIFE NGOKU IMEKO INGEKAMEKUZI  PLS NINGENZI IZILUNGISO ON MY REPLY THAT IS (CORRETIONS )

monchooza
17 Jul 2008 03:20

lamabhunguka wamakhehla nezalukazi uyacaphukisa maan!!!!!
what are they teaching their kids..

Cody
17 Jul 2008 03:25


J word Cody? Please elaborate. *...* @ Tox jealousy

@ Cngle: carry on like a springchicken in Jozi. LOL!!!! hai la bo mama nabo? 
"benie" (clever cngle) i was looking for that word !!! yerrr Engels mare!

the way umfundisi beka jealous ngakhona, i bet he thought umama wase khaya, is a spring chicken and she doesnt have kids, because, being a mfundisi that he is, he could have surely asked her to fetch umtwana mos, i wonder if they have any kids of their own?
 mmm, mmm mamfundisi,  a shady character, i tell you!

Cody
17 Jul 2008 03:32

Thobs, you are right, the mother looks much younger, shame, mamfundisi!

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 03:32

Can anyone tell Thobeka Jeli to stop writing in Caps Lock coz its hard to read what she says and we use Caps Lock here at TVSA when we shout or maybe she is shouting.Neway i already did plz sisi stop ndiyakucela bandla.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 03:40

And this shady salukazi (thanks monchy) is not even dwelling on her dead child story and elaborate more as to what kind of a child she had, the fond memories of her child, ubusy going on about work like its most important thing in this world and like she's the first person to get umsebenzi emandiyeni ethekwini.   

And bab'uKenneth getting lost?? not khumbuling indlela to his home? u can say that again Monchy bayacaphukisa labantu.

zolx
17 Jul 2008 03:41

CORRETIONS  - my corrections..Carino pls come back on do your job

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 03:41

Lol @Hlehle asking us to khuza Thobeka...hai.

Poor Mamfundisi, phela guys she wasn't a mamfundisi when she was getting into trucks. Although the child story really is shady, and even more so coz she wasnt reallly talking about it...which is just suspicious!

zolx
17 Jul 2008 03:42

like she's the first person to get umsebenzi emandiyeni ethekwini.  - ha ha ha LOL

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 03:45

LOL Hlehle!

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 03:45

lamabhunguka wamakhehla nezalukazi uyacaphukisa maan!!!!! - Hau Monchooza!

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 03:47

like she's the first person to get umsebenzi emandiyeni ethekwini - BUHAHAHAHAHAHAH @CNGLE

On a serious note though, we don't even know how old the child was when it died, how it happened, and where Mamfundisi was. No man, that woman!

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 03:50

Although the child story really is shady, and even more so coz she wasnt reallly talking about it...which is just suspicious!

hhahahaa and in the beginning she said smthng like SHE asked the KK crew to bring her home and i was like WTF..NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

When the church people were praying and throwin money in that bowl, did anyone wonder where that money's going to? Was it a donation for mam'fundisi or was it a church service ya makoya vele?

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 04:02

@H/H  DID "NT I SAID NO IZILUNGISO BUT I CAN SEE YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR DAY BY MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL SORRY HLEVA"S ANDIZAZI I CAPS LOCK  YENZA KE INTO YOKUHLEKISA KE SANA  THERE  U HAVE IT ANDIZAZI MANYANINYANI  BUT  NDIYAZAMA NE NCENDA UNGANDI POXI  GO EASY ON ME PLS  I LIKE U  THANX

awelani
17 Jul 2008 04:06

When the church people were praying and throwin money in that bowl, did anyone wonder where that money's going to? I Wondered too Tox, Maybe imali yomphako.

and the part where the old man got lost and said something about wishing he was a TREE. I LMAOLd, u madala killd me shem.

I dont understand these families KK visit, If my relative ran away 4 no reason and came bek 10yrs later and sick, i wud have a very big problem with them, but on KK, they are welcome with open arms, Y. Daz the KK team tell them to be all lovey dovey 4 the cameras?  just wondering.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 04:06

She could have polished the truck story bafethu for the sake of the congregation! Now bab'umfundisi will be forever haunted by ngalamatruck ango1972. No-one was going to question the form of transport she used to get to Jozi. 

Toxy that money was definitely not for the service but for umphako (provision) hence there were R50 for beanies all of a sunday. She moaned that she never had enuf before to go home but she's a mam'umfundisi puhleeez! 

Rene thanks for providing us with the laughs in much simpler terms. You once said on another blog KK reminds us how simple we are sometimes.

zolx
17 Jul 2008 04:07

thobeka are you sure you're not mathata? or perhaps her clone

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 04:10

SORRY GUYS MAY BE THIS BLOQ IS NOT FOR ABANTU ABANJE NGAM  SO I "M NOT WRITING KUYO KWA KHONA  I DID HAD FUN BUT GOODBYE  NILONWABELE USUKU LWENU MABLOQ  AND IWILL READ KUYO CAUSE NDIYAKONWABELA UKTHETHA KWENU 

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 04:16

WHO ? DID YOU CALL ME C WORD SHEM ON YOU   BUT NDITHETHA INYANI  AND NOW U CALL ME I C!!!!!!

awelani
17 Jul 2008 04:21

What's going on now?? Mara dis place if full of amahlanya...

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 04:21

Hai bo Thobeka Jeli, whats wrong now? All they are asking is that you switch the capslock off mos?

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 04:23

She moaned that she never had enuf before to go home but she's a mam'umfundisi puhleeez!

ungasho futhi. Ama trucks ama ningi kanje eGoli kutheni angakhwelanga futhi ukuya e khaya if she really wanted to! Nxxxx

zolx
17 Jul 2008 04:25

'c' word??? what the?...thobeka i ASKED if you're not mathata's clone not clown.

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 04:29

Thobeka don't go. I really don't see why you must go!

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 04:29

Thobs chofoza kucaps lock ekhompuyutheni yakho so that uzotayipha ngamagama amancinci not amakhulu pls sisi.  icaps lock ingaku left kwikhibhodi yakho next to A.

awelani
17 Jul 2008 04:32

Zolx, please xplain wat a "clone" is.  (some of us dont know). lol.

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 04:33

@RENEGADE  oops!!!!!! did'nt know sorry guys   and Z yibangumhlobo wam wena @awelani you mast never 

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 04:33

@Thobeka sisi andilwanga nawe qha ndicela ukuba ucofe la key ibhalwe Caps lock kwi key board yakho uzokwazi ukubhala ngonoBumba abancinci ndiyathemba undivile apho. Enye into asikugxothanga qha besikubonisa nje into encinci. CAPS LOCK = ONOBUMBA ABAKHULU inoba leyo ipisi icacile.Buya ke wethu nembono zakho siyazidinga.

awelani
17 Jul 2008 04:34

U wud have made a very good teacher Cnglmada.

belz
17 Jul 2008 04:35

she looked like she was wearing a sack of potatoes: hihihihihihi, hahahahhahahahahahahahaha, hayibo Rene, elamazambane nah isaka.

Khodeyi that mamfundisi must be gone already phela she was 5 to kicking the bucket on the show> LOL, tyini cnglemom, yintoni ungenalo ithemba mhlobo, im sure uThixo usamjongile namngoku.

like she's the first person to get umsebenzi emandiyeni ethekwini. > LMAO!!!! yho phela i missed out izolo.

I missed KK yesterday, ubuthongo after RGB.

awelani
17 Jul 2008 04:36

TJ, what did i do now??

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 04:36

he he he he!

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 04:40

Wow, you see Thobeka, that was simple, now, can we all reunite in the spirit of Khumbul'ekhaya?

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 04:41

Ama trucks ama ningi kanje eGoli kutheni angakhwelanga futhi ukuya e khaya if she really wanted to! Nxxxx, LOL! this salukazi was just chowed by guilt for all the things she did all these years and being a hypocrit eshumayela udoti to ebantwini. 

Maybe the dead child is hlukumezing her in her sleep or the image of a little girl she abandoned wont just go away keeps cropping up saying "mama wawundilahlela ni?" shame the poor little girl maybe she did not even have a gud life with the relatives coz she was forever reminded by the aunts " ungazosinyela wena walahlwa nangunyoko" 

Thobs no one is fighting with u sisi.

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 04:41

@awelani yes she will but you  i cant   say  awunamonde ngomntu

zolx
17 Jul 2008 04:46

Z yibangumhlobo wam wena  - ofcourse ndingumhlobo mhlobo thobs...dont take these things to heart...we're just playing around maan toro yini....

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 04:47

@awelani forgive me  in khethiwes tone ndiyaxolisa bandla pls forgive me

Golden Star
17 Jul 2008 04:47

Guys whoever's doing the subtitles on KK is doing a crapy job. Madala didn't say he wished he was a tree. It was the subtitle person who wrote that I just can't remember what he said. Pity there is no repeat because I would make sure. But the thought is cracking me up big time, imagine such an old man saying "Akwaba bendingumthi." Hay' hay' hay'.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 04:50

@awelani yes she will but you i cant say awunamonde ngomntu - Awesto this means you are impatient.

Awesto i am mother joe so patience is one of my specialities in this field its a bit straining at times but ke uyazi asifani singabantu LOL!.

tshepiso
17 Jul 2008 04:51

TDC I miss u please call me on my new numbers 082 232 4455 urgently.

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 04:52

back to k/k azi niyandicaza kanja  nonke mabloq  hayi maan ndiyanithanda nje!! in vuy"s voice

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 04:53

maybe she did not even have a gud life with the relatives coz she was forever reminded by the aunts " ungazosinyela wena walahlwa nangunyoko" 

kwa kwa kwa...i can see the big bummed one saying it!!

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 04:55

@Golden Star- Ya, I think there are two staff members that need help on KK, its the wardrobe person, and the subtitles/translation person. 

@Tox: Ama trucks ama ningi kanje eGoli kutheni angakhwelanga futhi ukuya e khaya if she really wanted to! Nxxxx - Lol, that woman will never live the truck thing down...haha.

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 04:57

Le nna guys call me on 082 123 4567 pls!

awelani
17 Jul 2008 04:57

TJ, what am I 4giving u 4 gal?? just blog without worries.

carino
17 Jul 2008 05:00

Hello, everibadi!

awelani
17 Jul 2008 05:03

Cnglma & TJ, How am I impatient manje?? U guys have lahlad me.

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 05:04

What's up with ppl giving out their numbers? Grand grand andiyitholi kahle mina le ndaba ye nommers.

awelani
17 Jul 2008 05:06

hello Carino, where have u been gal??

molibelis
17 Jul 2008 05:07

Hello Carino,carino wa bo mabes

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 05:08

Hello Carino. And now, Tshepiso? TDC's not even replying on this article, unless you want someone here to call you.

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 05:12

Hi Carino ( waving like a dog's tale seeing his dad)

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 05:16

Hey Carino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 05:21

Hlehle a dog WAGS its tail, it doesn't wave.....

molibelis
17 Jul 2008 05:26

Toxic

tizoz
17 Jul 2008 05:28

KK must stop it with these happy endings, I am sure thare are plenty of stories theya er not showing us because they didnt have a happy ending.

zolx
17 Jul 2008 05:30

Hiya carino...now that you're beck, i'm handing back your job of being grammar & spell checker.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 05:37

Awesto i was translating incase u dont get what TJ means eish ndingakulahla kajani neybha yam.

Carino hola skat, kunini sikufuna for spell check dear. I have not had such fun on a KK blog for a long tym. 

Guys whoever's doing the subtitles on KK is doing a crapy job. Madala didn't say he wished he was a tree. It was the subtitle person who wrote that I just can't remember what he said. Pity there is no repeat because I would make sure. But the thought is cracking me up big time, imagine such an old man saying "Akwaba bendingumthi." Hay' hay' hay'.very true GS the translator yasekhumbulekhaya is so standard wanish bathong, i just laugh at the way they directly translate everything njengoba injalo.

tshepiso
17 Jul 2008 05:39

Hi! Rene 

sentle ntle ke batla ene fela.

tshepiso
17 Jul 2008 05:40

Hi! Rene 

sentle ntle ke batla ene fela.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 05:43

KK must stop it with these happy endings, I am sure thare are plenty of stories theya er not showing us because they didnt have a happy ending. Tizoz its not always happy endings joe, do u still khumbula lobhuti wasenatal who was stolen by the stepgranddad and was abused all his life yistepmother and now ugula ngebrains. The biologial mother from soweto was so devastated, the guy kept saying "ngisayocubungula".

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 05:49

Thanks Toxic for the correction. I thought i was trying something neew other that waving like a lunetic guess i did'nt work out hey. Neway in KC former Mhlobo Wenene's voice. Moving forward, Carino uvela phi kanye kanye.

sbu001
17 Jul 2008 06:02

That mamfundisi knew if she had  2 tell the truth about the past abantu will run away from ibandla lakhe....that means no nkonkozelo ,babumfundisi will doubt her also..

babumfundisi just wanted sikalekhekhe only...did not care about the in laws coz of this lobola story

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 06:12

k/k does have episods that dont have happy ending like that one of utata ungafuniyo abantwana bakhe cause bahamba nomama wabo bebancinci  so  omnye caba undunjelwa zinyawo so ke wathi latata nahamba nonyoko nayokwenza ubuqwirha benu  hambani emzini wa cause caba umama wabane nto yonkwenza same where    storys like that zikuvisa ubuhlungu  kuba abantwana they always  hurt   no zilungiso again pls my people

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:12

Madala didn't say he wished he was a tree, "ndiziva njengomthi osuswe amasebe, umthi nje ozimeleyo, umthi" ( i feel like a tree, whose branches have been cut, just a tree standing all alone). Its a simile trying to sxplain that, now that he has had that uNonceba, Merika's wife has passed on, he now feels lonely and useless. (KK I am sending my resume, i can translate better than ur current translator)

mabhebheza
17 Jul 2008 06:12

LOL kwek Tshepiso u never seize 2amaze me ....Rene i think iknwo ukuba uhlalaphi,....*wink*

I tried 2watch KK izolo but got distructed  ah..so content !! nice recap Rene

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:13

"thobeka jeli" ungumamni???

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 06:21

hayi bo why  ?did i bhala samething wrong or is it i used isixhosa oko i cant help it andi kwazi ku khumsha mna  sorry  so ke ndicela u  yamkele lomeko  (mandala  oomsunu  amanange thats isiduko sama)

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 06:23

 Toxiki??

Tshepiso...why dont you rather PM uTDC your new phone number...wayi  advertiza  kangaka, ufuna u-stalkwa?

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 06:24

@andi01 pls  phendula why?undibuza  isiduko

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:25

Mamncotshe, ndala, Nange, yini msunu omhle ongatsiywa nayimbovane, kumagama onke obonowasebenzisa as your "username", you chose u "Thobeka Jeli", hay comeon, u sound like umsasazi wendaba. 
Manelisi Dubase, SABc= Thobeka Jeli, TVSA
Noscelo Nkume, SABC= Thobeka Jeli, TVSA
Thobile Madlakane, UW= Thobeka Jeli, TVSA

Now you see da mean????, nci nci nci.

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:26

You could have used, "custard, strawberry, La cremeria or something, Thobeka Jeli is soo heavy

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 06:30

LMAO @ custard, strawberry

Manelisi Dubase SABC news......Wuuaashington

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 06:31

LMAO @ custard, strawberry

Manelisi Dubase SABC news......Wuuaashington 
.....this line always cracks me up, the way he says it man he he he he heish....

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 06:36

mmm! mara why umandala ekathazeka kangaka xa ku sithiwa unonceba has passed away  but kwabanye khange abonakhalise that much of ukuhlupheka as if ebelindele ukwamkelwa ngu ncebis  with loveing arms   khukhona oku shaya amanzi ku ncebsi nomkhululu  cause bekungathi makhafe ukuva ngomphanga wakhe  shem xhengo

carino
17 Jul 2008 06:36

CyberFriendibles, i just came to greet amabloggaz am andiwathandawo, & I actually feellike a tree mna ngoku... Im not blogging freely and you waht that can do to my day. This is the only 3minutes I I have... I miss you guys. I wanted so much to talk about Sis Kuli and Mis Bling.... but I see there are 360 replies on their blogs... I cant even go there coz it takes longer to upload.   Bye, peeps.... Im thinking of all of you. One Love.
cnglema, we tight like that
Rene, well done, i wish bendikhona full-time. 
andi, u ma gal...
Hlehle, I miss u 
Tox, yha, san...
mabhebza, you kno mos...
thobeka, usekhona, kanti???

Have fun, girls.....
I'm out. Peace!

awelani
17 Jul 2008 06:38

LOL

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:40

Manelisi dubase, SABC, enyu york, emelika
Jeez manelisi stop it now, we all know u by now, and we all know that NEW YORK IS IN AMERICA AND SO IS CANADA

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 06:41

babumfundisi just wanted sikalekhekhe only...did not care about the in laws coz of this lobola story- Lol, hai Sbu, Mfundisi and Sikalekhekhe should never be used in the same sentence...! Lol!

@Mabhebeza: Rene i think iknwo ukuba uhlalaphi,....*wink Haha, PM me if you really do!Rene i think iknwo ukuba uhlalaphi,....*wink

@Pooky: Tshepiso...why dont you rather PM uTDC your new phone number...wayi advertiza kangaka, ufuna u-stalkwa?
I'm also wondering!

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 06:43

i  did smell samething fish  i like my name   i know it was to good to be true   so ke i will change my name into siponono ijezi engenami khono do you like that one

carino
17 Jul 2008 06:43

Hello Pookzzzz....

zowee
17 Jul 2008 06:44

lol andi01 kodwa u Thobile Madlakane usoloko ese Mthatha or Ngcobo or Gatyane not e UW wherever dat is.

Toodecent
17 Jul 2008 06:46

Yah........TVSA!

carino
17 Jul 2008 06:47

hhahahaa and in the beginning she said smthng like SHE asked the KK crew to bring her home and i was like WTF..NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

he..he..he.... i was like, SE WAT??

faraimagic
17 Jul 2008 06:48

we have a celeb here! yhooooooo i dont beliv this!!!

teev
17 Jul 2008 06:49

I like u andi01.......lol............ Manelisi Dubase, Thami Dickson kwiKomkhulu lase London. .......eishhaa

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:50

Zowee, UW (Umhlobo Wenene), Mthatha or Ngcobo or Gatyane, now you sound like Mnikeli ndabambi (sabc1 weather man)

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 06:51

@andi 01 utheni ungumbali wamabali emhlobo  or owencwangi cause sana uyawazi umsebenzi wakho  hayi shem uyandisho ngokweziduko kepofu  and isixhosa hayi senziwa apho kuwe ndiyazidla ngawe  ungabisayiyeka kelonto  but stop uku ngdigxeka

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:53

Yhe Thobeka Jeli, sukugeza apha I gave you amagama to choose from, You are so ungrateful yazi. But seriously ke joe do u see anyone apha onegama eliyelelene kweli lakho, waske waphuma wedwa okwe kati emhlophe ehlungwini. inoba ungowaseCofimvaba wena, ndiyakukrokrela, ngqumakho sisi

FK
17 Jul 2008 06:54

Guys, this truck thing is bothering me.  Is the woman trying to tell us that she was busy with the truck drivers during her peak times?  And now uphethwe iTB?  I thought TB was curable.  8 years down the line she is still suffering nge TB?  Please dont tell me that it never crossed your mind.  I'm not being judgemental or diagnosing umakhulu, however, anything is possible.

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 06:54

@Thobeka: so ke i will change my name into siponono ijezi engenami khono do you like that one

No, there's already a Sponono, there'll be confusion. I don't think Andi01 wants you to change it, she's just saying nje...hehe.

@TDC: Have you called Tshepiso?

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:56

Yhehake Thiobeka Jeli, Andikugxeki nowena qha ndiyakucebisa. Caba kowenu kusemagqobhokeni lento ukhokho wakho ade athiywe nge deserts (Jelly).

andi01
17 Jul 2008 06:59

I am to lunch and Thobeka Jeli's great grandpa (Jelly)

andi01
17 Jul 2008 07:00

I am to lunch and Thobeka Jeli's great grandpa (Jelly) and Custard

andi01
17 Jul 2008 07:00

I am to lunch and Thobeka Jeli's great grandpa (Jelly) and Custard

zowee
17 Jul 2008 07:03

what's ur beef nabantu base Cofimvaba na wena andi01?
 I think THOBEKA JELI shold just be "JELI" (it has a nice ring to it) futhi

Toodecent
17 Jul 2008 07:07

@TDC: Have you called Tshepiso?>>> NO!

awelani
17 Jul 2008 07:08

....................................

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 07:12

Lol, hai Sbu, Mfundisi and Sikalekhekhe should never be used in the same sentence...! Lol! 

LMAO!!

monchooza
17 Jul 2008 07:13

@ FK hell is waiting for you, ngoba you are suggesting that inceku yenkosi u Mam'fundisi une ntsholongwani.......LOL

andi01
17 Jul 2008 07:15

what's ur beef nabantu base Cofimvaba na wena andi01?, nam ndingowapha kaloku so ndikhangela abakhaya

Cody
17 Jul 2008 07:18

sesifikile isikhathi, khumbule khayaaaa, khumbule khayaaaa, khumbule khayaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! khumbule khaya!

hai maan Thobs joe, stop it with the xi-xi-xi/ci-ci-ci! we know ukhumbule khaya, some of us are Xi-lingo challenged!!!!! the whole reason uNoceba was happy and all huggy huggy was because he was suppose to be taken as a second wife by Kenny (in dineo's voice) now that the husband is dead, it is mos tradition, didnt you guys hear that part?

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 07:20

FK she gibelad itruck ngo1972 joe i dont think wayithola then leTB yakhe. I think uguliswa ngulamntwana wamlahlayo becoz that child probably died having beef with her so she's still angry with in her grave. It will be a lesson to all izinja ezilahla abantwana zingabanaki, such precious gifts NXXM!.

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 07:20

thanx  zowee  .umamfundisi didnt she said usephethwe yizozonke izifo cause ixesha eli  athethangalo noko its along time and akakanyangeki   
@andi01 uyonwebele ke lo jelly yakho but ingakusharhi  lumka ke  ndizakunibona ngomso ngoku bye

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 07:24

@Cody: uNoceba was happy and all huggy huggy was because he was suppose to be taken as a second wife by Kenny (in dineo's voice) now that the husband is dead, it is mos tradition, didnt you guys hear that part?
Hai Hai...no no no lol

Hau TDC, call another mother's child, she left her number's her especially for you mos?

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 07:25

inceku yenkosi u Mam'fundisi - LMAO, nceku yani? sibole phu siyaphihlika lesasalukazi!

sbu001
17 Jul 2008 07:31

hai Sbu, Mfundisi and Sikalekhekhe should never be used in the same sentence...! Lol!

Rene-those 2 look dodgy!!

FK
17 Jul 2008 07:31

FK she gibelad itruck ngo1972 joe i dont think wayithola then leTB yakhe. 
Kaloku sana, she left Durbs, weza apha eGoli, Question: Ubehamba ngantoni?  And how many trips did she make between Durbs and Joburg before she met uMfundisi?

I think uguliswa ngulamntwana wamlahlayo becoz that child probably died having beef with her so she's still angry with in her grave. Tru dat, she would suffer from depression, heart attack and maybe start hallucinating, but iTB

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......and

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......and this

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......and this is

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......and this is what

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......and this is what i

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......and this is what i came

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Pooky
17 Jul 2008 07:32

Hello Pookzzzz....

Hello  Carino!!!!!!☺☺
was always inquisitive as to the meaning of this name, so i took the liberty of finding out.......and this is what i came up

"Cara in spanish" means "love.... "Carino" is an affectionate way of saying "my love"...its more like "little love", as in  "my little love", but little in an affectionate way.

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 07:34

Hayi kaloku andi yena mos uThobeka useKapa so ungu Vuyani Green wendaba zeSABC eKAPA.

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 07:37

ORDER on the Xhosa manje. Guys we can't keep up now, tjo!

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 07:40

Guys i have to ask this have  u seen the two new news readers in SABC 1? Have u seen the new man's upper lip bethuna iyandihlekisa xa ethetha.

Nah Nah
17 Jul 2008 07:41

Tizoz its not always happy endings joe, do u still khumbula lobhuti wasenatal who was stolen by the stepgranddad and was abused all his life yistepmother and now ugula ngebrains. The biologial mother from soweto was so devastated, the guy kept saying "ngisayocubungula".

Bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakakakakakakakakakakakakaka yhuuuu Cnglmom
sana i'm cryin tears yintsini...Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha yhuu bawo forgive for laughin this much i'm sho it must be a sin...kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwakwakwakwkaw usayocubungula hehehehehehe eish....

Cody
17 Jul 2008 07:48

sibole phu siyaphihlika lesasalukazi!. Cngle ROTFLMGAO!!!!!! haaai maann, im khuzing you, dont talk like that about batsofe, no no no (waving my finger in the air and pointing @ u)

i dont trust mamfundisi and mfundise, those two..nxi,nxi,nxi... they probably loyd the church members so that they can build them the house, and everything else, the poor souls cant even hide it on KK, they even kolek, imali even thou they knew that KK will take them home without requesting a cent! Even bab'mfundisi has the nerve to buy i-mike benie ngayo, nxi, nxi, nxi.....ai i-life, hai!

carino
17 Jul 2008 07:49

Pooky, it's very sweet what you wrote apha, sthandwa sam, and cute futhi. Ndiyabulela, vha... and the fact that you wrote it seven times, mngani. I'm humbled...

carino
17 Jul 2008 07:52

Pooky, it's very sweet what you wrote apha, sthandwa sam, and cute futhi. Ndiyabulela, vha... and the fact that you wrote it seven times, mngani. I'm humbled...

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 08:09

the poor souls cant even hide it on KK, they even kolek, imali even thou they knew that KK will take them home without requesting a cent! LOL! You see that's the "bolile and phihliking" i was talking about. Mina Cody i dont feel sorry for that salukazi.

Cody
17 Jul 2008 08:13

on a serious note guys, i have got to give umfundisi a standing ovation on his commitment to u-cheri wakhe!

from what i gather from your responses, it seems like you guys are jealous that mamfundisi is getting a holy totolozi, sies you guys!

zolx
17 Jul 2008 08:18

a holy totolozi, tltltl he he he Cody..u naughty child

J-Girl
17 Jul 2008 08:19

wheeeee TVSA!!!! halala!

awelani
17 Jul 2008 08:26

cody.........tl tl tl tl

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 08:29

Holy Totolozi - LOL! hayi shem uyafa lamaOlady fosho, other female church members azozidlela yona leyo holy totolozi that made her abandon her little girl.Plus that co-ordinator woman uyaziphaphela grand-grand, i wouldn't be surpised if she shags loya baba.

Thobeka Jeli
17 Jul 2008 08:31

pls maan kukhutya kwethu oku nidlala ngakho  zizishebo  ezoo pls maan dont 
holy yes

andi01
17 Jul 2008 08:38

Plus that co-ordinator woman uyaziphaphela grand-grand, i wouldn't be surpised if she shags loya baba., my sentiments exactly, she wants the old lady to go home, out of the way, so that yena le ntate moruti can shag in piece, ncinci nci, things we do for i totolozi, iworse "the holy one"

awelani
17 Jul 2008 08:38

Plus that co-ordinator woman uyaziphaphela grand-grand, i wouldn't be surpised if she shags loya baba.......U zo gula naye if she shags him, maybe u magogo u guliswa nge HT naye.

zolx
17 Jul 2008 08:41

haybo cnglema??? tl tl tl

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 08:44

LOL at holy totolozi

Renegade
17 Jul 2008 08:57

wouldn't be surpised if she shags loya baba, 

Holy Totolozi

Now i've heard it all, thanks to TVSA!!!
 Am i the only one who's struggling to access the site today?

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 08:59

Plus Andi01 after the truck story that baba heard i doubt his holy totolozi would wana get near that ailing vijayjay. uSis'Co-ordinator uzongena kula nice 4room wemali yekoleki nomakanjani ngoba lamaOlady uyavaya soon.

sorry guys i dont usually delela the badalaz but since elahle a small child she's a joke to me.  

awelani
17 Jul 2008 09:02

Rene, A si inwi ni nothe, ndi kale ndi khou dzama, but zwi khou bala, especially kha blog ya RGB, so ndo i nala.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 09:05

Renagayte (in Mandoza's accent)  once again siyabonga sisi for simplerising us today.!

awelani
17 Jul 2008 09:06

A lot of the bloggers need u mam'fundisi 2 pray  them, ku ya gulwa la!! Wazzup cnglama, lol.

Hlehle
17 Jul 2008 09:13

No u not the only one Rene i've been having those problems too.

zolx
17 Jul 2008 09:14

Am i the only one who's struggling to access the site today? - no sisi nam i'm sokoling here..

andi01
17 Jul 2008 09:19

I can ingine the ntate moruti back home

hay le ndaba yatrucki ivele nje yangcasala, bengingazi mina kanti ngishade nomarhosha, hay cha sisi, useyabona ke manje ukuthi urhuqe elibandla eludakeni waphinda futhi wacekela isithunzi sethu phansi. Hay sengyabona manje ukuthi kumele ngithole omnye umfazi, ngoba wena awusiyena umzekelo omuhle, awusiyena umama ongakhokela abantu maan.

andi01
17 Jul 2008 09:21

I can ingine the ntate moruti back home

hay le ndaba yatrucki ivele nje yangcasala, bengingazi mina kanti ngishade nomarhosha, hay cha sisi, useyabona ke manje ukuthi urhuqe elibandla eludakeni waphinda futhi wacekela isithunzi sethu phansi. Hay sengyabona manje ukuthi kumele ngithole omnye umfazi, ngoba wena awusiyena umzekelo omuhle, awusiyena umama ongakhokela abantu maan.

Cnglemother
17 Jul 2008 09:30

damn! uKK akaveli ecanada & D-maths cant comment NXXXM!

Hola Awesto, i stopped taking taxis in hillbrow taxirank - i walk to louis botha ave coz its cheaper.

andi01
17 Jul 2008 10:00

damn! uKK akaveli ecanada & D-maths cant comment NXXXM! , umathata is a diplomat, I am sure he has DSTV, so he can watch sabc 1

Cody
17 Jul 2008 10:06

umathata is a diplomat, I am sure he has DSTV, so he can watch sabc 1

Come Aynde! dont joke like that dawg! by the way, is D-Maths not here today?

andi01
17 Jul 2008 10:11

@Khodeyi, she is here, she phoned me earlier, pissed off bcoz I asked her if she was a "drug dealer", yho she phoned me within seconds, of course bendidlala nje, i just wanned her to call me. My Sotho-friend in canada who sounds like my Zimbabean friend in Iraq (Cape Town)

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 10:14

LMAO Andi!! Awusanga, yho!

what aka mathata
17 Jul 2008 10:16

i was thinking maybe i can communicate with you,but i c you are not reliable,is not asin to chat to someone

andi01
17 Jul 2008 10:22

Mathata,  nigga please stop with the bible terms, you aint a saint yourself, cookin some drugs up in ur house and refusing to give a nigga some, what kinda friend are you. ???

Toxic
17 Jul 2008 10:23

awwww mathata :(

Cande
17 Jul 2008 10:31

he he he

Sobza
17 Jul 2008 11:45

mandala oomsunu amanange thats isiduko sama)

@ Thobs Jelly >> isiduko sakho sisnaaks ke kodwa sisi. 

Renegade
18 Jul 2008 01:16

DId anyone watch Zola yesterday, I thought it was so sad

Floh
19 Jul 2008 11:18

Mna ndidikiwe finish ilamaxhegu nezalukazi ezilokhu zivela kwi TV, khumbulani emakhaya man! mnxim.........sebelokhu bentengezela ko TV.

belz
21 Jul 2008 02:28

yini msunu omhle >what does this word mean in Xhosa coz in my language its a very explicit word, something that cant jsut be said.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 03:17

msunu=c**t (english), doos (afrikaans)

belz
21 Jul 2008 03:27

andi: so in this (you and TJ's conversation) case yisithakazelo?

andi01
21 Jul 2008 03:44

Yes Belz, you see isiXhosa is a very "rude" language. Coz mandela's clan name is "vela bambhentsele" meaning (the ladies cant help but give their punanis to him) or rather (when he appeaares teh ladies just open their legs wide). 
2. Bhukuxa umthondo uwujongise emntwini (meaning get ur totolozi ready and shag whoever u wanna)
3.Nto mntwana, ingaba niboya yeyabantu abadal, (once a girl's punani start growing pubic hair, she must be shagged, by "matured" people.

awelani
21 Jul 2008 03:54

LOL @ Andi01.....

Hlehle
21 Jul 2008 03:55

lol @point 2& 3

belz
21 Jul 2008 03:58

LOL Andi01!!! I understand,it is rude indeed. thanks for the info.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 04:16

Point 1 is another clan name for (Amabamba) and point 3 is another clan name for (Oompinga, oomawawa).

Good morning TVSA breakfast show, i am in an excellent mood this morning, this weekend, my mna Steve, did something that has never been done to me before, and it was great (hint, it has something to do with TJ's clan name) LOL

Hlehle
21 Jul 2008 04:27

Andi Amabamba ayingoKrila na?

awelani
21 Jul 2008 04:28

U R such a "shwo Off" Andi01. U r 4geting dat sum ppl are going thru da "dry seasn", stop it now b4 u cnglemada a kwata, lol.

awelani
21 Jul 2008 04:28

U R such a "show Off" Andi01. U r 4geting dat sum ppl are going thru da "dry seasn", stop it now b4 u cnglemada a kwata, lol.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 04:40

@ Hlehle Andi Amabamba ayingoKrila na?,  ewe sisi ngoKrila, oombamba, othangana, obhukuxumthondo uwujongise emntwini, ungamamni wena hlehle

@Awelani, sweety dont hate the player, hate the game, i will never go for the dry season "with soo many men floating around", cha hay khona but ngoku i am tied down to one totolozi, for life, I will amrry dis mafacka, come hell or high waters.

Hlehle
21 Jul 2008 05:27

Yho ifiance yam inguKrila LOL. Mna ndizalwa ngumamGiqwa ndimaNkomo ke phofu.

myname
21 Jul 2008 05:40

Can some1 tell me, who introduce Andile or is she an ambassador for blonde. I wish I can c her natural black hair one day.

Cnglemother
21 Jul 2008 05:41

Eish mdavazo! Andi01 what is TJ's clan name coz u just thintad me in da rong plyc. I did not know u still have things that u hav not xplod ungumaqinase kangaka. I think ndizodavaza kula 1st-week kaAugust ngoba unyanam is town so itotolozi is a luxury for me.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 05:57

@Hlehle, then ur fiance need to preparehis totoloz and iam it at you LOL. I am sure he has doen that a 1003 time already LOL.

@Cnglemother- ROTFLMAOL, yes ndingumaqinase but i think bendisoloko ndimetsha namaqaba who arent willing 2 do some things, but lomfana umtsha hay ntanga ndiyakuxelela ligqobhoka langenene,  see da mean.

Cnglemother
21 Jul 2008 06:09

bendisoloko ndimetsha namaqaba who arent willing 2 do some things- ROTFLMAOL! 

ligqobhoka langenene, see da mean. - ROTFLMAOL! 

Manje RevAndieSmile uthi uStivovo ufake leway epink ataster ngayo igawulaz  kuntombazana, wakukhothuluza? I did not know eNgcobo they know that LOL!

andi01
21 Jul 2008 06:17

cnglemother uthi uStivovo ufake leway epink ataster ngayo igawulaz kuntombazana, wakukhothuluza?.ROTFLMAOL!  I have never laughed like this oko ndafika apha kuTVSA, girl you could have sent me that explanation ecaleni, yini ukundimbarasa, but ke ziway zakhona. LOL

I did not know eNgcobo they know that LOL!, beat me joe, coz the first guy from engcobo ebendimetsha nayo ebeyazi that ngumlomo qha into encanyiswayo, and when he tries ukundenza ilove bite, andilume kanobom apha entanyeni ndiphantse ukuzichamela (pee).

carino
21 Jul 2008 06:23

i-yho.... you guys.....

Cnglemother
21 Jul 2008 06:27

andi01 dont be too hard esixhoseni dude I don wanna valela uAwesto ngaphandle coz i know she luvz mdavisto. I know la way iyahlanyisa mtshana u feel like xebuling ikhekhe lakho lonke umnike lona ahambe nalo ayolikhotha kwakhe. So ukuphinda nini vele ngepink stuff? 

yini ukundimbarasa, LOL @ mbarasa

Hlehle
21 Jul 2008 06:35

Wow andi01 i wish i was u. I miss that coz my man do it all the time and i enjoy it and its been 2 weeks now since ndayenziwa lonto, so tell me what is the purpose of ur visit. Oops i mean tell me ukuba nawe uwufunxile  utotolozi wakhe or ubuyoba ubungamboni nokuba ungaphi.Damn kuyafiwa phaya.

Lady Caramelle
21 Jul 2008 07:20

HELLO MAGENGE!!

Lady Caramelle
21 Jul 2008 07:33

hawu guys BENGAZI UKUTHI WE WOULD DO ANYHTING TO GO OFF-TOPIC by discussing amaTOTOLOZI NEWS> eish mabloggers niyangichaza kodwa!!!!!!!!!!!!Andi01 uyarocka notmbazana, hayi kabi.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 07:34

xebuling ikhekhe lakho lonke umnike lona ahambe nalo ayolikhotha kwakhe, but libe liconnected kuwe in some kinda way ROTFLMAOL. @ Hlehle, need you ask that darling.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 07:35

xebuling ikhekhe lakho lonke umnike lona ahambe nalo ayolikhotha kwakhe, but libe liconnected kuwe in some kinda way ROTFLMAOL. @ Hlehle, need you ask that darling.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 07:40

@cnglemother, this one guy once said to me "hay cha sisi mina anginandaba (with goin down), but the one thing i cans stand livumba. and I was like "hello, have u ever seen a non-stinking punani, OK some stink more than others but ke and besides stinking doesnt mean it hasnt received water lately, coz "the fish stinks even though it is in water 24/7".


 

myname
21 Jul 2008 07:42

oh nkosi yam the image indenza kubemanzi igxamse yhini guys take it eazy caba ndakucela nasemakiwini lol.

Renegade
21 Jul 2008 07:51

Tsho, talk about being OFF TOPIC, and to think this article had abo Mamfundisi and Mfundisi's...hai! My hat off to you guys!

zolx
21 Jul 2008 07:51

the image indenza kubemanzi igxamse - HA! My name...uweak sana ubungasoze ulunge kuH24....igxamse - ndiyaqala noliva eligama

awelani
21 Jul 2008 07:56

@Cnglema: andi01 dont be too hard esixhoseni dude I don wanna valela uAwesto ngaphandle coz i know she luvz mdavisto>>> U so ryt, luv ezomdavazo, there's no cngle person wo daznt luv it, they myt pretend dat they dont lyk it and not comment, but oksalayo sonke we luv mdavisto, LOL, and thanx 4 looking out 4 me gal, so Andi, u "saw" bathini, dont valela the number 1 fan yezo mdavisto, LOL.

Andi:xebuling ikhekhe lakho lonke umnike lona ahambe nalo ayolikhotha kwakhe, but libe liconnected kuwe in some kinda way ......ROTFLMBAOL. tlt tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl.  

Cnglemother
21 Jul 2008 08:14

Sorry Rene but the mam'fundisi of this blog was the corrupt  one back in 1972 so thina we were born in the 80's we might as well carry on with the legacy left behind by the great leaders of mdavazo.

Andi01 i am also very wary of ivumba, ndijigima ndiye ebathroon nditsale ivaslap ekfutshane ndishaye igudmorning when we heading that direction ye pink stuff, phela ikhekhe liyajuluka after after a being out in the sun imini yonke. 

but libe liconnected kuwe in some kinda way - LOL! u no wat im sey (mandoza voice)

Lady Caramelle
21 Jul 2008 08:16

yhoo mantombazana!!!! niyababa yazi, especially when you go OFF TOPIC! CINGLEMA& ANDI01: we definitely have a lot in common esp. in MDAVAZO-LINGO....... THETHANI MANENEKAZI NGIYANIVUMA!!!!

andi01
21 Jul 2008 08:19

Funny though cnglemother, i somehow believe I cud have been a man, coz the smell of the punani, turns me on, even my own smell. I dont know why.

awelani
21 Jul 2008 08:28

Funny though cnglemother, i somehow believe I cud have been a man, coz the smell of the punani, turns me on, even my own smell. I dont know why.  Andi01, iyhooooooo hayi, u r crazy gal, se-ri-assss!!! LOL LOL LOL.

Cnglemother
21 Jul 2008 08:40

what Andi01? - oh gawd! its sounds so weird when u say my own punani coz the thought of u having one is freaky LOL!.I wonder if D-maths is blogging 2day azobona ukuthi uzithandela ikhekhe.

andi01
21 Jul 2008 08:45

my own punani coz the thought of u having one is freaky LOL!.,  ROTLOL, so u reckon I have a popolozi rather, LOL

myname
21 Jul 2008 08:49

@zolx igxamsi yiBluemas lolo.............LOL cinglemum & andy.

Hlehle
21 Jul 2008 09:14

@myname igxamsi yiBluemas LOL.

Cnglemother
21 Jul 2008 09:19

oh my gawd that gxamsi term myname is sos zilalini joe! jah andi01 ufanelwe yitotolozi noba zezincinci zoAmstel zipresswa nge tight pants.

andi01
22 Jul 2008 00:56

@cnglemother, girl how do u know the size yeTotolozi ka Amstel, LOL but ke if he managed to clean his own pee by his bare hands, you right, it cant be big at all.

Hlehle
22 Jul 2008 01:19

@Cnglemom "oh my gawd that gxamsi term myname is sos zilalini joe! jah andi01 ufanelwe yitotolozi noba zezincinci zoAmstel zipresswa nge tight pants' LOL LOL.

zolx
22 Jul 2008 05:14

@zolx igxamsi yiBluemas lolo - thanks myname...it should have clicked in my mind but mna ndazi ingugxwamse..

sejmot
31 Aug 2009 16:34

what  are your contact details?


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