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anything that tickles my fancy...raises my eyebrow..or just plain silly!!
  To drink or to phuza.
I am bothered. No, I am actually worried about my relationship with drinking alcohol. 

Social drinking is as popular as carrying branded water bottles at a gym even though u hardly take a sip from the bottle. For as long as I can remember I hated the smell of beer and could not understand how people become addicted to such a foul smelling drink. It didn’t help that this drink made people act terribly foolish and their company tiresome. Nothing beats being in the company of drunk people who suddenly entertain the notion that they are comedians.
Triple sigh!

So it was by chance that I stumbled upon an alcoholic beverage called espirit and it was love at first taste for me. Not having any kind of income meant that I only indulged during the X-mas and New Year festivities. It was no wonder then that when I started earning an income and an opportunity to drink presented itself, I wouldn’t hesitate to order my favourite drink at the time…Espirit Kiwi flavour. I was still an occasional drinker then.

Whatever it is that happened and caused the disappearance of the Kiwi flavour from bottlestores left me in a bit of a dilemma. Do I stop my association with good old alcohol forever or do I write a passioned plea to the makers of Espirit about returning my lost love? I then tried other flavours of the beverage but never really warmed to them like I did the Kiwi flavour.

Enter Brutal Fruit. Yho! Yho! Yho! At first I drank it cause I convinced myself that the bottle has a very beautiful shape. I mean I thought I could have one and just keep the bottle on my ‘dressing table’ to admire.
Anyone that is a cider drinker can agree that at the time Brutal Fruit made its entry all the other brands of cider were packaged in similar shaped bottles. Here was a drink that was both pleasing to the eye and the tongue. A taste SENSEtation, I called it! Even though it couldn’t measure up to the nostalgic memories of my Espirit days, the kiwi brutal fruit matched it in taste.

Alas, I must have been a minority drinker because this drink UNBELIEVABLY disappeared as well. No forewarning, no chance given to bulk-buy it, NADA! Like it went into some Bermuda triangle! I wasn’t sighing anymore. I was being messed up. I was fuming-even wrote a letter to which I didn’t get a response. Nxxx to the power of 10!

Then I had a brief encounter with Woolies berry cooler, then 4 cousins and quickly outdrank my familiarity with the drink. I am now sick of 4 bazala. They shouldn’t have introduced those 3L bottles! 


So now here I am mixing Amstel and sprite (try it!) because Cosmos don’t come cheap and I am wondering if I am on the road to obtaining the serious drinker’s accessory…the phuza face!

And on the matter of the phuza face, just H-O-W does that settle in on a person’s face? I mean I understand that beer and a flat tummy are sworn enemies but how does beer cause a phuza face? My friend figures that when you’re constantly getting sloshed, your face takes on a certain expression and if you continue drinking excessively, the expression sets in you then get the phuza face.

Think Blade Nzimande!

So, what’s your relationship with alcohol? What did u start out drinking and what have you graduated to? What’s your favourite cocktail? 

EDIT:
IF you don’t drink and want to tell me to stop drinkin…errr, walk on by!

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Reply from: Toodecent Friday, August 22, 2008 02:09 AM
So now here I am mixing Amstel and sprite>>>> Mara you nuts weitse? anyhow am gonna try i gannyane. 

So, what’s your relationship with alcohol? What did u start out drinking and what have you graduated to? What’s your favourite cocktail? IF you don’t drink…errr, walk on by!>>>> I think it started when I was still as young as 9 or 10, my granny drinks beer and I used to sip all the time. By the time i was 14 years I was drinking Black label geez i still remember that day there was what is called Qute at my other home in MP and we drank about 3 cases. I have been a fan of Amstel though ever since I tasted the green bottle besides I drink Peroni,Heineken,Marzen Gold. 

Tse di bothito i just me some KWV with Lemonade, Johnie Walker Black with Apple Tiser, Jack Daniel with Apple tiser or  anything as long as i can taste Jack LOL. BTW Southern Comfort and Apple Tiser is outta this world...so sweet more than a pigs orgasm.
Reply from: Toodecent Friday, August 22, 2008 02:10 AM
BTW am a big fan of wine any sweet wine which can get me started atleast in 4 glasses then am cool.
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 02:16 AM

Nice article Tox, but ke I on't drink alcohol *but ke if u do catch me drunk one day, just know that day will be my first time*..........LOL

My friend figures that when you’re constantly getting sloshed, your face takes on a certain expression and if you continue drinking excessively, the expression sets in you then get the phuza face.
Think Blade Nzimande!

ahahhahahah this is a good one, eish but PF is a scary thing, especially on women!!!

Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 02:17 AM
By the time i was 14 years I was drinking Black label geez i still remember that day there was what is called Qute at my other home in MP and we drank about 3 cases. 

14 years and u were drinking Black Label????? Tjo!!!! What's a Qute?

Tse di bothito i just me some KWV with Lemonade, Johnie Walker Black with Apple Tiser, Jack Daniel with Apple tiser or anything as long as i can taste Jack LOL. BTW Southern Comfort and Apple Tiser is outta this world...so sweet more than a pigs orgasm.

LMAO!!! Will try the southern comfort and tiser next weekend!
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 02:19 AM
IF you don’t drink…errr, walk on by>>>Not fair, Y r u closing some of outside (Y u 'svalela nga phandle??), its kul, leeme walk my cute ass out of here, (with my head down)

so sweet more than a pigs orgasm.
U really waring me now, how do u know the pig's orgasim is sweet?? Anywhoo, um walking by>>>>>but ull b bekk!!
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 02:20 AM
but ke I don't drink alcohol *but ke if u do catch me drunk one day, just know that day will be my first time*..........LOL 

Yazi Nonny, of all the people on TVSA, i never imagined you to be one that doesn't drink.........

Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 02:21 AM
IF you don’t drink…errr, walk on by>>>Not fair, Y r u closing some of outside (Y u 'svalela nga phandle??), its kul, leeme walk my cute ass out of here, (with my head down) 

heheh Awe, i don't want people telling me to stop drinking blah blah blah
Reply from: tha - bang Friday, August 22, 2008 02:24 AM
im going to walk on by tox
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 02:24 AM
heheh Awe, i don't want people telling me to stop drinking blah blah blah
hahahah Tox, I know how u feel, nami I don't want people telling me to stop smoking, I'll stop when I feel like it!!!
Reply from: eish-bo Friday, August 22, 2008 02:26 AM
Oh I love my alcohol, started ngeHunter Dry, didn't like the taste so for three years I didn't touch isiphuzo. When I decided to try again, Jack Daniels was in at that time phela siphuza ngefashion, then it was Hennesy-cognac, then Savannah ngestraw make no mistake, then JC, then ABAZALA gosh thinking about it ngiyisdakwa ha ha ha, right now i am enjoying the new spirit cooler VATER ...it's smooth but nophuza face for me ngisaFRESH la la la
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 02:27 AM
"Yazi Nonny, of all the people on TVSA, i never imagined you to be one that doesn't drink........."
@ Tox - OK OK, I'm the type that says angiphuzi ngiyathinta thinta nje.....LOL
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 02:28 AM
*...walking on by...*
Reply from: Toodecent Friday, August 22, 2008 02:28 AM
What's a Qute?>>>  Celebration of koma ya bo Cheri.
U really waring me now, how do u know the pig's orgasim is sweet??>>> Try googling what happens when pics have s^x or visit one Feza's articles about animals you would understand.
Toxic try it you wont regret it....thing is you will only see yourself getting drunk while you indulging in that stuff damn now I crave it.
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 02:29 AM
Yazi Nonny, of all the people on TVSA, i never imagined you to be one that doesn't drinkh......What?? NOngoloza daznt drink?? @lst um nnt gonna be walking alone, TeeBang, Nonny, lets walk our sober selves outta here,,lol. tok about discrimination....nx.
Reply from: belz Friday, August 22, 2008 02:29 AM
I thought I could have one and just keep the bottle on my ‘dressing table’ to admire.>>> LOL!!!!!! image, image, image, iyangibulala!!!!!

Toxic: to even write a blog about it, means you are in too deep, uyisidakwa. I cant remember what i drank when i started drinking.  

So now here I am mixing Amstel and sprite (try i!)> this is exactly what i did when i wanted to start drinking beer, now ngiyishaya injalo, no dilution for me thanks. Four mzalas, ungasakhulumi Tox, i could go on  and on, as long as ingaphelanga i dont stop. Another nice way of drinking whisky, for coffee drinker, add a tot or two to your coffee, Lord!!!!! try it in the morning before you go to work. I hate ciders!!! dont know why coz at some stage i used be a Redds lover.
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 02:30 AM
LOL @ Eish-bo noku phuza ngefashion.......uzithandakibi izinto.......LOL
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 02:30 AM
hahahah Tox, I know how u feel, nami I don't want people telling me to stop smoking, I'll stop when I feel like it!!!

I'll take this hint Nons!

then Savannah ngestraw make no mistake
LOL eish-bo. i can never finish a bottle of savannah. it's too bitter for me
Reply from: belz Friday, August 22, 2008 02:31 AM
LMAO!!! Will try the southern comfort and tiser next weekend!> Try it with Lime as well, and have you tried vodka and lime yet?
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 02:32 AM
*...walking on by...*
ahahhaha nawe Carino, my frendo u are lying....wena I always see ka sis Rose on my way home.......LOL
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 02:34 AM
Tox - OK OK, I'm the type that says angiphuzi ngiyathinta thinta nje.....Hayi suka Nonny, u starting 2 sound lyk an Alcoholic in denial, its either u drink or u dont, wats ur story kanti, lol.

tdc, i think i remember dat article, it also tokd about how rats or was it lions are always @ it nhe??

Reply from: Renegade Friday, August 22, 2008 02:36 AM
So now here I am mixing Amstel and sprite (try it!) - ok will do!

Great article Tox, I know what you mean!!!! 
I also started by seeing my uncles drink beer, and hated the smell so much, that I knew I'd never go there. But come high school, pressures come, and all of a sudden, hunter's dry was the thing! That was my first drink. And then the brutal fruits, baccardis, and all these ciders
At varsity, the more you drank, the easier and more fun life was! That's when I was introduces to Four Cousins, in 2003! 

When I started working, I made a conscious decision to only consume alchohol that tastes good. Ciders started to taste too sweet, and they filled my stomach after just two bottles. Beers were too bitter for me, so, Enter Savannah Dry...my goodness, I have found my love. 

As for the Phuza face, I don't know when or how that settles in. But I do think that one has to limit themselves. Personally, I dont drink more that 6 Savannah's in one drinking binge, and I always have water after 2 savannahs.

Ok, let me answer your questions to summarize:

So, what’s your relationship with alcohol? - I'd like to think we don't have a relationship...LOL! But ya, like i said,me and savannah, and the odd cocktail now and again

What did u start out drinking and what have you graduated to? My earliest memory was of drinking hunter's dry, but now that i think about it, hunter's dry seems like such a "hard" drink to start with...LOL. But what can I say. I've since graduated to Savannah Dry. And I'm looking for suggestions for a nice wine. Not as sweet as Rose(Think four cousins), and not as bitter as Dry. Anyone?

What’s your favourite cocktail? I don't have one really, can you suggest one? 
Reply from: monchooza Friday, August 22, 2008 02:37 AM
"Thina siyabthand'utshwala"
Reply from: kick-s Friday, August 22, 2008 02:37 AM
Great article for a Friday Tox. I guess i have a sweet tooth because i love my drinks sweet, your amarulas, JC LeRoux, Cape Velvet cream. I started with strawberry esprit but i've since graduated to wines now. I unwind with a glass of Shiraz (with a dash of coke for that sweetish effect).
Reply from: WhiteSockGirl Friday, August 22, 2008 02:37 AM
Ah, give me wine, wine, wine and some more wine.  I can't get beer over my lips,... don't like the taste, and I hate the smell.

I have done my best work (writing reports and proposals) with a glass of wine in my hand,.. granted the next morning I usually have to re-check facts, but because of wine I yet have to write semester reports that are duplicates of each other.

And I do not have a drinking problem,... it is like my thing with caffeine,... just vice,s... only vices! 

cool aritcle, Tox!

Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 02:38 AM
Hayi suka Nonny, u starting 2 sound lyk an Alcoholic in denial, its either u drink or u dont, wats ur story kanti, lol.
Seriously, I don't drink Awelani, I was joking about the thinta thinta part.
Reply from: Luksta Friday, August 22, 2008 02:40 AM
Walk on by! (in Vicky Sampson's screaming voice)
Did anyone watch Cutting Edge on SABC 1 yesterday @ 21H30? It was titled 'Drink to get drunk', so plz guyz whateva you do NEVA do that!
That was shocking!
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 02:41 AM
Belz i'm trying to put my brakes on!

this is exactly what i did when i wanted to start drinking beer, now ngiyishaya injalo, no dilution for me thanks. 

oh my gaad!

Four mzalas, ungasakhulumi Tox, i could go on and on, as long as ingaphelanga i dont stop. Another nice way of drinking whisky, for coffee drinker, add a tot or two to your coffee, Lord!!!!! try it in the morning before you go to work

tl tl tl!!! I think bengiyiphaphela manje inyangicika. That 3litre bottle lasts me the whole week kanti before i could finish it in one sitting!

LOL @ those walking on by!
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 02:49 AM
I was joking about the thinta thinta part, Uyabona manje, u sound just lyk Bree from DHW, lol. Du u want me to line up ol ur empty alcohol bottles 2 realize that u drink and have a drinking problemo, lol.
Reply from: cleve Friday, August 22, 2008 02:50 AM
I LOVE alcohol, I used to love drinking ciders but the babaalaas just aint good for me. Wine just finishes me, so I stick to Johnny and we have been walking together in the black. And Red Bull comes along when we  walk long distances.
Reply from: zolx Friday, August 22, 2008 02:56 AM
Did anyone watch Cutting Edge on SABC 1 yesterday @ 21H30? It was titled 'Drink to get drunk', so plz guyz whateva you do NEVA do that!
That was shocking!
Agree with you on this Lunksta. It was bad to see what people do when they're drunk. That's why you'll never see me at a club, pub or spot, cos people pick up fights with you and there's a huge chance of you getting hit by a stray bottle or something ....ndiligwala like that (am coward)

I'm an occassional drinker. I didnt like what i saw when i was young when people are under the influence. I pace myself - i never get drunk or get babalaz. if i start feeling my head spinning then i stop and drink water.

But my occassional drinks are white wine (any wine) and Smirnoff, either Storm or whatever Smirnoff cider there is.
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 02:56 AM
LOVED THE ARTICLE!!!! 

MY fave fave fave item in the world... Let me go read it again, read the replies and put my love for the A-L-C... Good Gaad! (In my best Madea voice) I'll be right back!!!
Reply from: belz Friday, August 22, 2008 02:57 AM
LOL cleve and her walks. Nonny:xola shlobo but ngiyala ukuthi wena awuphuzi??? neva , uyaphuza wena.
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 03:02 AM
"Nonny:xola shlobo but ngiyala ukuthi wena awuphuzi??? neva , uyaphuza wena."
@ Belz - hahhahahahahaa, I don't know what u guys would say if I said I was "Born Again".........kanti don't ya'll have faith in me?? am I that bad??......heheheeh
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 03:03 AM
<<i don't want people telling me to stop drinking blah blah blah >> me too!! It's my body, my immune system and MY face!!!  LMAO!!
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 03:05 AM
Try it with Lime as well, and have you tried vodka and lime yet?
@Belz. There's this 'range' of flavoured vodka that i buy. the vanilla one is my favourite right now....mixed with lemonade or sprite.

At varsity, the more you drank, the easier and more fun life was! That's when I was introduces to Four Cousins, in 2003!
really Rene? i only discovered 4 bazala last year!

- I'd like to think we don't have a relationship...LOL! But ya, like i said,me and savannah, and the odd cocktail now and again 

There, right there is a relationship.

And I'm looking for suggestions for a nice wine. Not as sweet as Rose(Think four cousins), and not as bitter as Dry. Anyone? 

I'm not a wine person. Wine tires my arms-they always feel heavy and uncomfortable after i drink wine. The closest i get to wine is the Woolies berry coolers!

What’s your favourite cocktail? I don't have one really, can you suggest one? 

Strawberry dacquiris-from Newscafe or from that place @ Killarney mall, next to Mugg &Bean?
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 03:06 AM
ahahhaha nawe Carino, my frendo u are lying....wena I always see ka sis Rose on my way home.......LOL

haaibo, shlobo, njani??? ndayeka, kaloku.. But i used to be quite hotttt in my days...... My first drink was Bellingam Johannesburger... gawwddd.. It felt good... I started seeing my father's face all over the place.... Then I moved on to The Saints.... St Anna, St Bernice.. St Celine... and all of them....

Then I was introduced to Ciders and my first and only love was Hunters....Hunters Hard Lemon was the order of my day...more devine than Hunters Export...and the thing i used to like about Hunters was that, ayifane neSavannah...iSavannah makes you constipated .... whereas Hunters lives on the Coke side of life.. iyabodlisa... and ayinababalaza...

Ohh...Malome Jack....he goes with anything.... from lime to rooibos to ON THE ROCKS.... a weekend is not done until you have THE OLD No7.... gawwddd...

Have to say.. now.. this has just take me straight back to the olden days... Student days... when we used to stay drink from Thursday to Sunday night.... 

Great Article, Tox... great writing too....

Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 03:08 AM
I stick to Johnny and we have been walking together in the black. And Red Bull comes along when we walk long distances.

hahahaha, funny..

Reply from: Miss K Friday, August 22, 2008 03:10 AM
Enter Savannah Dry...my goodness, I have found my love. AMEN bazalwane AMEN!! 
I started in high school with Crossbow Cider or something like that. Then i went to varsity and i got saved (yes the kinky 1 was once a bible basher, praying at street corners on Friday nyts when ppl went clubbing!!) so i didn't touch booze for a few yrs. Then i started working, u know the open bars on Fridays at work mos! Then umzalwane fell from grace! I discovered Savannah and i never looked back! Now and again i try a new drink but nothing and i mean nothing beats The Dry One- Savannah!  Yes ma blokkers i'm a member of the Savannah Club and i have my mkhabanyana as proof!
Reply from: Renegade Friday, August 22, 2008 03:10 AM
really Rene? i only discovered 4 bazala last year - 
For real, and I also noticed that the cousins only really became popular in 2006, and by then, it was too sweet for me...lol, i'm such a drunkard, but no one should dare say that to me!

Strawberry dacquiris-from Newscafe or from that place @ Killarney mall, next to Mugg &Bean? - I'm a news cafe regular,(Midrand), so I'll try that next time I'm there.(Although my broke state this weekend means i'm gonna be indoors), so it should be next weekend.
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 03:11 AM
Oh Gaad! I want to hear that BOP song that goes 'Ke mang ya buditseng, sweety lavo gore nna ke nwa jwala!"
Reply from: Cody Friday, August 22, 2008 03:13 AM
Nonny doesnt drink??? so why do you like wishing people phuza thursday's????? for a moment there i am shocked!!! good girl!!!

Shoo! nice article Tox! My cousins introduced me to Alchohol, back in the days, i experimented with Crossbow cider and hunters gold, actually they didnt introduce me, i just took the cans and poured the little bit that's left in a glass. I would go home smelling like isht them my mum would bleksem me like hell, after 3 occassions my mum decided that she will not take me to my cousins ever again

In tertiary i started going to parties and clubs every weekend. i would feel it in my blood that it's friday, my body needed a drink!!! ya, those were the days!!My old time favourites were, spiced gold, brutal fruit, sminoff spin, basically all the ciders. 

I guess i have grown out of my love for parties, clubs and drinking,now i just sit with 1 bottle of JC in my fridge for the whole week. (well used to)

Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 03:16 AM
<<<What’s your favourite cocktail? I don't have one really, can you suggest one? 
Renegade...Try a Strawberry Decry or a Cosmopolitan  and whenever you're in Cape Town make sure to pop in at Gallery Cafe in Long Street and order their Dutchboy Coctail, imnandi shem, it has that minty taste of Jack  with a hint or two of Spicedgold and  some other rum, completed with  a slight tangy yet sweetish  Redbull taste , hayi shem itsho kanye emanxebeni ....

..."walking on by too"...hihihihi

Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 03:17 AM
I guess i have a sweet tooth because i love my drinks sweet, your amarulas, JC LeRoux, Cape Velvet cream.

me too kick-s!

And I do not have a drinking problem,... it is like my thing with caffeine,... just vices... only vices! 

LMAO!!! Love this WSG.

was joking about the thinta thinta part, Uyabona manje, u sound just lyk Bree from DHW, lol. Du u want me to line up ol ur empty alcohol bottles 2 realize that u drink and have a drinking problemo, lol.

Awe, let Nonny be. U are sounding like u want her to say she does drink so you can come out of your closet :)

so I stick to Johnny and we have been walking together in the black. And Red Bull comes along when we walk long distances.

wow cleve, i'm stealing your line. Have u tried red bull and chivas?
Reply from: Miss K Friday, August 22, 2008 03:17 AM
Oh and my favourite cocktail is New Cafe's Faithful Bitch. Its R33 a glass (price of 6 pack Savannh!!) but 2 or 3 of those will make u feel like u can conquer Mount Everest! 

I try and stay away from wine coz it makes me soooooo horny! Unless that is my intention anyway!
Reply from: Renegade Friday, August 22, 2008 03:19 AM
Enter Savannah Dry...my goodness, I have found my love. AMEN bazalwane AMEN!!
Oh my goodness, I think i'm craving savannha right now. Would it be wrong to get one at nandos during lunch?
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 03:21 AM
Nonny doesnt drink??? so why do you like wishing people phuza thursday's????? for a moment there i am shocked!!! good girl!!!
@ Cody, coz Thursdays are called "Phuza Thrsday" & I remeber telling u this.......haiybo yini ngathi nifuna igazi lam'..........LOL
Reply from: Cody Friday, August 22, 2008 03:21 AM

New Cafe's Faithful Bitch Me too Miss K

Reply from: Cody Friday, August 22, 2008 03:24 AM
Okay Nons. I just thought you belong to the Phuza thursday crew.
Reply from: Renegade Friday, August 22, 2008 03:25 AM
Hau Pooky, all that advise and then you walk on by...puleeez!!!

@MissK : try and stay away from wine coz it makes me soooooo horny! Unless that is my intention anyway! - Mina just being drunk makes me horny, but I agree with you , wine does it more! Let me stop before Tox accuses me of derailing the article
Reply from: Jordan Friday, August 22, 2008 03:25 AM
I cannot believe gore you put the fact that you love Espirit out here for everyone to read!!! LOL!!

K, I am not gon tell you how un-gangsta all these drinks that you phuza are cos I know you won't heed my advise :)

<<<Do I stop my association with good old alcohol forever or do I write a passioned plea to the makers of Espirit about returning my lost love>>>
LMAO!! You are soooooo sad!

<<<I am now sick of 4 bazala.>>> Never thought this day would come

This is a gangsta article!!  Pity about your choice of drinks though heheh
Reply from: molibelis Friday, August 22, 2008 03:28 AM

I dont have problem le batho ba Nwang,but bibble says Lenwe empa le se ke la Tahwa,so if u have been drunk,its all depand on u,

Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 03:29 AM
But my occassional drinks are white wine (any wine) and Smirnoff, either Storm or whatever Smirnoff cider there is.

@Zolx:smirnoff is too strong for me. One bottle and i start seeing stars.

It's my body, my immune system and MY face!!! LMAO!!

Amen!!!

My first drink was Bellingam Johannesburger... gawwddd.. It felt good... I started seeing my father's face all over the place.... Then I moved on to The Saints.... St Anna, St Bernice.. St Celine... and all of them.... 

iSavannah makes you constipated .... whereas Hunters lives on the Coke side of life.. iyabodlisa... and ayinababalaza...

LMAO!!! U're so funny Carino

Ohh...Malome Jack....he goes with anything.... from lime to rooibos to ON THE ROCKS.... a weekend is not done until you have THE OLD No7.... gawwddd... 

really? & u were ready to walk on by...tl tl tl!!!

I started in high school with Crossbow Cider or something like that. Then i went to varsity and i got saved (yes the kinky 1 was once a bible basher, praying at street corners on Friday nyts when ppl went clubbing!!) so i didn't touch booze for a few yrs. Then i started working, u know the open bars on Fridays at work mos! Then umzalwane fell from grace! I discovered Savannah and i never looked back! Now and again i try a new drink but nothing and i mean nothing beats The Dry One- Savannah! Yes ma blokkers i'm a member of the Savannah Club and i have my mkhabanyana as proof! 

tl tl tl tl!!!!!! So hard to believe how low you fell from grace Miss K!
Reply from: Miss K Friday, August 22, 2008 03:32 AM
Would it be wrong to get one at nandos during lunch? I do that when im too stressed at work!
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 03:32 AM

haiybo yini ngathi nifuna igazi lam'..........LOL
phumani ku Nonny zidakwane.....phumani, phuma sathane!!! LOL

Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 03:34 AM
Hey there Jordan....
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 03:34 AM
Hau Pooky, all that advise and then you walk on by...puleeez!!!
hehehheh i was waiting for that one Rene......phela angsaphuzi mina anymore....that's why ngizidlulela nje
Reply from: Renegade Friday, August 22, 2008 03:36 AM
iSavannah makes you constipated .... whereas Hunters lives on the Coke side of life.. iyabodlisa... and ayinababalaza... 

Hayi Hayi Carino, If that were true, I would no longer be able to do a no2!
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 03:36 AM
phumani ku Nonny zidakwane.....phumani, phuma sathane!!! LOL
LMAO - Dankie buzum Pooky, as u can see bangihlasele labo Blade Nzimande ndini base TVSA, abafuni ukuba nama Phuza Face bodwa..........LOL
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 03:38 AM
Oh Gaad! I want to hear that BOP song that goes 'Ke mang ya buditseng, sweety lavo gore nna ke nwa jwala!"

kwa kwa kwa!!!! Sego, you and my uncle would get on like a house on fire!!!

I guess i have grown out of my love for parties, clubs and drinking,now i just sit with 1 bottle of JC in my fridge for the whole week. (well used to) 

wow, Cody......u're still an occassional drinker. Can't remember a bottle of JC staying in my fridge for longer than 2 hours!

Renegade...Try a Strawberry Decry or a Cosmopolitan and whenever you're in Cape Town make sure to pop in at Gallery Cafe in Long Street and order their Dutchboy Coctail,

heheheheh Pooky. I gotta thank Dimago for introducing me to Cosmos and i agree that thing is great (pity about the price for the volume u get down). Dutchboy Cocktail......never heard of this.Glad u stuck around :)

Oh and my favourite cocktail is New Cafe's Faithful Bitch. Its R33 a glass (price of 6 pack Savannh!!) but 2 or 3 of those will make u feel like u can conquer Mount Everest! 

@Miss K- going to try this as soon as i find a recipe for it. R30 is my limit where cocktails are concerned. i'm collecting recipes to make my own concoctions @ home. Ngeke!
Reply from: Renegade Friday, August 22, 2008 03:38 AM
I've lost count of how many times i've quit drinking!
Reply from: Toodecent Friday, August 22, 2008 03:41 AM

One drink I always make sure that whenever I drink it, I have a solution for it meaning am covered its Amarula. Sh!t that thing the more I drink it and get drunk the more horney I get and its not nice drinking it with HOT babesffs next to you or winding around. ;-(

Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 03:43 AM
Jordan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hallow my friend *waving and jumping up and down to catch your attention*

I cannot believe gore you put the fact that you love Espirit out here for everyone to read!!! LOL!! 

Chomma, i said LOVED-it was my 1st love and u know how difficult it is to get over your first love mos?

K, I am not gon tell you how un-gangsta all these drinks that you phuza are cos I know you won't heed my advise :)

<<<I am now sick of 4 bazala.>>> Never thought this day would come

This is a gangsta article!! Pity about your choice of drinks though heheh

ROTLMAO!!!!!!! Phew, have i missed your comments or have i missed your comments?!
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 03:44 AM
Dankie buzum Pooky, as u can see bangihlasele labo Blade Nzimande ndini base TVSA, abafuni ukuba nama Phuza Face bodwa..........LOL

tl tl tl!!!!!
Reply from: tha - bang Friday, August 22, 2008 03:45 AM
Oh Gaad! I want to hear that BOP song that goes 'Ke mang ya buditseng, sweety lavo gore nna ke nwa jwala!"lol segololo
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 03:48 AM
uphi uAndile in this intoxifying converstion
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 03:48 AM
I dont have problem le batho ba Nwang,but bibble says Lenwe empa le se ke la Tahwa,so if u have been drunk,its all depand on u, 

Molibelis, what are you saying???

Reply from: Strolicious Friday, August 22, 2008 03:49 AM

u guys r passinate abt ur drinks ne...mina i one of those who r naturally tipsy ,i do drink  occasional.there is this guys abesihamba naye so uyabuza niphuzani .i told him i want a liquo cooler athini wayibona etv manje sewufuna ukuyiphuza ngemali yami,wena Nonny uma ngiku maginer wena ngathi uyilaba abaphuza bese bacule kakhulu,phezulu ngo razo(raketi) jack

Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 03:49 AM
uphi uAndile in this intoxifying converstion

was just about to ask...
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 03:50 AM
Molibelis, what are you saying??? 
LMAO
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 03:53 AM
pity about the price for the volume u get down
yeah true dat Tox

LOL@ Nonny & the Blaze Nzimande's chasing after her
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 03:54 AM
i told him i want a liquo cooler athini wayibona etv manje sewufuna ukuyiphuza ngemali yami

bwhaaaa haha ha ha ah...

wena Nonny uma ngiku maginer wena ngathi uyilaba abaphuza bese bacule kakhulu,phezulu ngo razo(raketi) jack

haai Stroh.. ngicela uyeke uNongalaza manje... usetshilo wathi akaphuzi ... If this article was about comparing Rothmans, Stuyvesant, Camel and the lovely DH..she would be sharing her experiences, downs and lows...so, ngicela umyeke manje..
Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 03:54 AM
"wena Nonny uma ngiku maginer wena ngathi uyilaba abaphuza bese bacule kakhulu,phezulu ngo razo(raketi) jack"
aahahhahaah I can't stant leyo genge we Stroh!!!
Reply from: Renegade Friday, August 22, 2008 03:57 AM
i told him i want a liquo cooler athini wayibona etv manje sewufuna ukuyiphuza ngemali yami 
Hau, he's cheap, i liqui cooler is about R7 mos?

Reply from: Nonny Friday, August 22, 2008 03:57 AM
"If this article was about comparing Rothmans, Stuyvesant, Camel and the lovely DH..she would be sharing her experiences, downs and lows...so, ngicela umyeke manje.."
LMAO.......hahahahah @ Carino, now here's a blogger that knows me!!!!
Reply from: felfel Friday, August 22, 2008 03:57 AM
My fav. stash when i'm partying the entire night away is Vodka and Redbull, that mix keeps me up and i don't quite get drunk ncam........

I'll never be able to drink beer (Amstel, Heineken...etc..) the smells kills me....i'm glad tho'.........

I hate Brutal Fruit, its sweet.....i'm not big on ciders since i can't find Barcadi Breezer, will try Vawter tonight maybe.......otherwise i like some J&B or Black Label, mind you i don't drink every weekend, like maybe once a month or once in 2 months (I'm one of those plp who believe i don't need liquor all the time to have a good time). 
I like to have one glass of wine with my meal once in a while (when i decide to cook up a storm), it keeps me full and i end up eating very little.
You see I have a good relationship with ma liquor, i won't be writing no "Dear Alcohol, We need to talk...." letters at any time soon............

When you bored on a friday, try pizza and red wine with ur man, it keeps the conversation flowing and nice for bonding........





 
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 04:01 AM
Try a Strawberry Decry

DeCry??????? whaaaa???? ...
Reply from: felfel Friday, August 22, 2008 04:02 AM
Long Island is also nice but very toxic....soooo much vodka but i love me some vodka...............
Reply from: Strolicious Friday, August 22, 2008 04:04 AM

awuzi hlobo kwamnandi ekhaya, nice article Tox xpecial for vanday,
Nonny shlobo ngigcwele ngawe.....

Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 04:05 AM

ever tasted those those brandy chocolates from Sweets from Heaven??...shu zi strongo shem but very nice, i used to buy a whole buch and eat them whenever i had man problems...zazinglaslisa kamnandi

talk about killing two birds with one stone....chocolate + booze...LOL

Reply from: felfel Friday, August 22, 2008 04:08 AM
Strawberry Daquiri Carino
Ingredients

8 ice cubes
½ lb (225 g) strawberries, hulled
3 tbsp (45 ml) granulated sugar
6 jiggers (280 ml) white rum
juice of 2 limes or 1 lemon 

Procedure
Crush ice and place in well-chilled glasses.
Blend all remaining ingredients and pour over crushed ice.
Serve immediately.

Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 04:09 AM
DeCry??????? whaaaa???? ...

Strawberry Decory...............my mistake tishalakazi..LOL
Reply from: monchooza Friday, August 22, 2008 04:15 AM
right now i am having some Mauritian rum, which my boss bought for the office....I am having it in a mug....so yah people here in the office think its coffee that i am drinking..
Reply from: Cnglemother Friday, August 22, 2008 04:15 AM
Not really clued up when it comes to alcohol but i do drink the basic stuff, Amarula; JD& Coke ne savannah.

 Its really painful for me to spend money on alcohol i just think of all the girly things i can get ngalomali. I am the type that drinks a lot at work functions and now and again with friends on a gazaat basis.  I also do the St Claire; St Raphael range from shoprite yeR20.
Reply from: mabhebheza Friday, August 22, 2008 04:15 AM
Ayoba *dancing around* we r talking about alchohol 2day not men or sex or schelbs ...Ayobarness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Savanna Dry ..mama-weeee!! Eish ningivusela amaxeba.....
titi pote...!!
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 04:16 AM
what the f***...??
strawberry decory/strawberry daiquiry
Potato/ Potata
Tomato/Tumato............same isht
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 04:17 AM
<<So, what’s your relationship with alcohol?>> I wouldn't classify it but because people like doing that I will say "Occassional drinker". This means once in a while, may be called binging but I think I would say the French way is the best way to rock the relationship - Have a glass (just one) of your fave bev every evening with your meal. That would be my ideal relationship.

<<What did u start out drinking and what have you graduated to?>> I had this "friend "(let me call her, this chic) that was way too advanced in life (was already having sex, drinking alcohol, having older boyfriends from high school) back in middle school. She hated virgins and wanted to make sure that all my gals and I were popped ASAP... So she invited us (my gal, Kala and I) to her house and she had her bf over with his friends. AND the guys went and bought Crossbow Cider... I can still see that black can with gold writing and the advert with an apple being pierced by an arrow. Mmmmmmhhhhh! Kala and I shared a can and we hated it! But we drank it like a hot cup of tea just to try to impress this chic. When I started feeling a bit weird I told Kala that my aunt had asked me to cook and we left. This chic was so upset that we were leaving she wanted us to pay her for the Crossbow we drank. We left and never spoke with her again but she intro'd me to ALC. To this day, I have no idea why I hung around this chic, she was mean and just plain stupid and she hated school! She got preggies in Std 7 (last year of middle school), got married to a Mzet and now has 5 children and is a staunch ZCC member. And yesssess, she’s only 31!!

In high school, I met these gals of mine that I still meet once a month and we tried Mellowwood - uuuuurgh!! - with coke. then we discovered Hunter's Gold... shoo! we got hooked to ciders...

In Tech, I discovered Barcadi Breezer Pineapple because SAB stopped making Hunter's Gold and that's when the real mathata started... Got REALLY hooked and drank this until I discovered cocktails in Pitoli... I tried some Hunters dry but that is a laxative, Tatoo (what happened to this one?), Brutal fruit, Sminnorff spin, Sminnorff storm (takes my voice away so the next day I can’t talk. Nx!)

NOW, I drink alcohol... I still love my Barcadi Breezer, Savannah Lite and Pangalactic Gargle blaster from News cafe. Will not try or drink beer... I drink wine when there’s nothing else to drink..

<<What’s your favourite cocktail?>> I have a lot but I keep going back to News Café for the Pangalactic Gargle blaster… 
Reply from: Centrepiece Friday, August 22, 2008 04:18 AM
My experience with alcohol was a very short one.......... i started by Redds and then by the time my friends were excited by Sminoff Storm i was preggie and thanks to my lovely son my relationship with alcohol ended (by the way he is 3 yrs old) so i've been sober for almost 4 yrs.......... *is this an AA meeting*
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 04:19 AM
ingxaki felfel.. abantu are eating things they cant even write.... //////shaking my head/////  nc nc nc nc
Reply from: Ngqesta Friday, August 22, 2008 04:24 AM
*walking on by with a sad face i keep looking back in hope that Toxic would change her mind angasvaleli ngaphandle*

Might not be a drinker but I used to love the song they use to play on Metro in the mornings ethi 'kumnandi ukhla'udakiwe'....nearly changed my mind about alcohol after hearing that song a couple of times on the breakfast show
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 04:24 AM
If you want to look like those peeps on Cutting edge drink "pearl perle" or some ish like that... CHEAP ALC will kill you!
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 04:25 AM
ingxaki felfel.. abantu are eating things they cant even write.... //////shaking my head///// nc nc nc nc

 haahahahahah Hambolala Naledi Pando....ntshontsho lika sathane...LOL
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 04:28 AM
LOL
Reply from: mabhebheza Friday, August 22, 2008 04:32 AM
Thanxs Toxic what a perfeeeeeect way 2start my Friday 

ngikhule ngincela i Hunters Gold ,4rm there mangihlakanipha during my bunking days we will gazata 4 Ondemeste perpermint sideshe nge Cream soda Ayhoo!!
When the going gets tough we will drink Dalgado ( milkish one) ...

My mom had a friend that worked @SAB so ekahya we alwys had i stock sama Long Tom ( Castle,Lion cans etc) i dont drink beer its 2bitter so if ikati lidla eziko( poverty/Broke) i will mix beer with lots of Sugar & Foro ,Sweeto or Oros !
4the sake of i plugg....
Reply from: Cody Friday, August 22, 2008 04:33 AM

I once heard of a Strawberry Daquiri, on backstage, Marubini liked to order it at Dukes, that is when i tried it just to sound clever to guys! hai, i couldnt even drink the whole glass, the guys asked, hawu, you said that is what you normally order mos, i just said, no maan im just not feeling well today! hai bo cleva mare!!!!

I like the faithful Bitch with that pink clitoris hanging! mmmmm! i also liked this shooter.......mmm the name excapes me... ya maan! the blow job, very nice, i want to try that flamming lambogini (news cafe). has anyone tried it?

Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 04:36 AM
Gosh, i keep checking if Mis Tox has changed her mind about them sober as$es not 2 walk on by, gal please,,can i lie then, just so i can also blog, um bored, pls....

*is this an AA meeting
...Hello centrepiece (greeting u is, Tox, Rene, Sego, Monchooza, Pooky & the rest of zwidakwa zwa tvsa), lemme taka a long walk outta here b4 i get hit by 'stray' bottles,, - - - - - -
Reply from: sjura Friday, August 22, 2008 04:37 AM
mna nawe Felfel singenza impintshi ezigrand...coz i only drink ngalooo maxesha and when i do it has to be i J&B , bt i once tried i  Long Island and damn i fell inlove with it but i hvnt bot it with ma own mani ngoba iyabizanyana for i glass eyodwa.
Reply from: felfel Friday, August 22, 2008 04:37 AM
haahahahahah Hambolala Naledi Pando....ntshontsho lika sathane...LOL

isigezo siqatsele sinyuka ngomlenze................LOL
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 04:40 AM
i dont drink beer its 2bitter so if ikati lidla eziko( poverty/Broke) i will mix beer with lots of Sugar & Foro ,Sweeto or Oros !


yhuuuu.. mabhebheza!!!
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 04:40 AM
Cody, stay away from alcohol, u r preggies or do u want ur baby to have a Bonita(Multiple Personalities Disroder)?? LOL...
Reply from: sjura Friday, August 22, 2008 04:42 AM
also tried i Horny something(forgot the whole name) from Long Street Cafe and nayo its NCA!
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 04:42 AM
haahahahahah Hambolala Naledi Pando....ntshontsho lika sathane...LMAO!!
Reply from: Centrepiece Friday, August 22, 2008 04:43 AM
Hwzit ma luv Awe? Nazozonke izidakwa zakwa tvsa LUV YOU'LL!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply from: Cody Friday, August 22, 2008 04:44 AM
If you want to look like those peeps on Cutting edge drink "pearl perle" or some ish like that... CHEAP ALC will kill you! Triple LOL, Jo Lephela Tox!! how could i forget that and all the pap sak's! we used to drink anything, as long as we can get drunk! jo motho o wa hola waitse!..lol hey.....this other friend of mine bought us Gordon's, eww!!! we drank it on low days until we discovered that it was being drank by these magogo's in rustenburg (kanana)! thing we do for botagwa! shooo!!
Reply from: Centrepiece Friday, August 22, 2008 04:45 AM
I meant *You All*
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 04:46 AM
isigezo siqatsele sinyuka ngomlenze................LOL

LOL @ Felfel......
kubetele ndinyukelwe sisgezo ngomlenze kunoba ndihlelwe butywala  ngemilenze... LOL
Reply from: zolx Friday, August 22, 2008 04:48 AM
Bonita(Multiple Personalities Disroder)?? LOL... - kwakwakwa usile awelani kakhle!!
Reply from: myname Friday, August 22, 2008 04:53 AM
"I didnt like what i saw when i was young when people are under the influence. I pace myself - i never get drunk or get babalaz. if i start feeling my head spinning then i stop and drink water".........Im like that Zolx & i cant really tel u which 1 is the best or what. I think the last time i drank 3 ciders it was 2005 then i was introduced to 4 cousins of course the sweet one (Rose). I never try these whiskies (not the cats food). But what i can tell u this year sendisela i think kayi two & it was only 2 glasses of sweet wine & the 2nd time i tried cocktail 4 the first time & i didnt like it. Its juice all the way guys whether its long & short journey. Mna i cant tell u why i drink bcoz i dont enjoy drinking i just drink qha. But i talked 2 my freinds that i just want 2 c myself drunk & next week its my pay day so i will tell u on Monday ukuthi what happened hehehe & dont worry we will drink kotlong sizoba-safe
Reply from: sanas Friday, August 22, 2008 04:54 AM
haahahahahah Hambolala Naledi Pando....ntshontsho lika sathane...LOL

lol , yhooo hayini  bethuna
Reply from: Thesh Friday, August 22, 2008 04:54 AM
Good day everyone,

I'm glad I'm about to go home in 2 hours time, then I'll have my me time and my alcohol.

I'm one of those who like sweet staff, I must confess though, my favorite is semi sweet wine, Cinzano and lemonade, and amarula.MHH ndigodukile xa ndinezo zinto 

I can't wait to go home, will be back in the office on Wednesday next week, so I have all the time to my self. 
Reply from: mabhebheza Friday, August 22, 2008 04:57 AM
Phuza face is caused by: the expression ur face makes ie( frown ) when u take strong stuff..mostly cheap alchohol..eg...cheap brandy or  Takunyisa ...

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Reply from: Cody Friday, August 22, 2008 04:59 AM
Cody, stay away from alcohol, u r preggies or do u want ur baby to have a Bonita(Multiple Personalities Disroder)?? LOL... Jooo Awe!! seventhple LOL!!!!! kwa kwa kwa.... you killed me.... gosh i need a drink!!
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 04:59 AM

Awelani, i've edited it. U can come play :)

Long Island is also nice but very toxic....soooo much vodka but i love me some vodka...............

@Felfel: yeah, one glass and i've had enough. Don't buy one from Primi @ Heathway pleaseeeee! TOTAL rip-off. 

right now i am having some Mauritian rum, which my boss bought for the office....I am having it in a mug....so yah people here in the office think its coffee that i am drinking..

LMAO Monchoo!!

Reply from: felfel Friday, August 22, 2008 04:59 AM

Sjura J&B is nice with lemonade neh......yha That Long Island is expensive but it lasts and does the trick, but yhoo hayi it toxic, vodka , gin, tequila and rum in one glass CABANGA!!!!

Cody that strawberry daquiri is boring to me now coz of all the ice, its not worth the money and it can make you suffer brain freeze from all that crushed ice.........they also have a virgin one with no alcohol.........boring

Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 04:59 AM
is this an AA meeting...Hello centrepiece (greeting u is, Tox, Rene, Sego, Monchooza, Pooky & the rest of zwidakwa zwa tvsa), lemme taka a long walk outta here b4 i get hit by 'stray' bottles,, - - - - - -

 angsaphuzi mina Awelani....
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 05:00 AM
LOL @ Mabhabhess!!
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 05:05 AM
Thank u Tox,

Oops, sorry Pooky, dats what being sober daz to me, i think ebadi else drinks expect me, LOL.

Cody, Wazup dawgg (Whoof Whoof!!)
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 05:08 AM

LOL@ this Takunyisa word...is it Ndakunyisa in xhosa???
Yatsho yandicingisa this cheap wine that's called Intombeneshori / Patyutyu/ Oom Tas/ Mtshovalale........LOL



Reply from: sjura Friday, August 22, 2008 05:10 AM
I started on this phuza business when i was in primary i think bendina 10 and i introduced maself kwi CROWN, then ndaya kwi OLD BROWN SHERRY(OBS)(tws nice and sweet) ndandibetha i nip eziy2 ndibe kule wey, then i went on to Black Label,(hayi ndandizifela ke ngale), then came to varsity ndaba kule wey ye Spin, Storm etc qha ndaziyeka coz zindenzela i babalhza,

Then i graduated to J&B yona its ma last luv...
Reply from: Holler! Friday, August 22, 2008 05:10 AM
I looove alcohol, but re thlalane when i fell pregnant in 2006. I started with Ciders(obviously!!) Hunter's dry was in that was in 99/2000 fesy=tive season, waitse ne re le millenium(sp) crazy ka nako eo. Then was introduced to Bernini Dry- ya mmfa blackout- that was the end of our relations.Anybody remember Gin Zing? That cider which tasted like Lemon Twist with Vodka. I loooooved it. 
It just dissappeared. Then ther was a gemmer cider( ke lebetse leina). You only needed 2 bottles then o sloshed. 
i then graduated to Hot stuff- ooohhhhh baby, i swear by Absolut vodka, lime + lemonade, this is still my preffered poison of choice if im not babysitting( joys of motherhood)


Not as sweet as Rose(Think four cousins), and not as bitter as Dry. Anyone? i reccomend Nederburg Pinotage...lovely.

Favourite cocktail: Mojito or long island iced tea

Relationship with alcohol?---Just plain old love

Reply from: monchooza Friday, August 22, 2008 05:11 AM
Awelani uyeyisa shem....
Mina seng'dzakiwe already and its only a few minutes after twelve.......Gaaaaaad u 5 o'clock ushaya nini........*hic*
Reply from: Cnglemother Friday, August 22, 2008 05:14 AM
Ladies so much passion for alcohol nje qha! 

Pooks thanks for thelinduku on Naledi Pando LOL!
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 05:14 AM
LOL @ Monci'z hiccups..hawu mfethu so vroeg
Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 05:16 AM
meant Monchi'z
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 05:20 AM
Sjura... I remember CROWN... That was around the same time Crossbow was hot

<<greeting u is, Tox, Rene, Sego, Monchooza, Pooky & the rest of zwidakwa zwa tvsa)>> My dear, I call it "commmunity service"... I am drinking for all those peeps in my family that don't drink... Imagine if we were all drinkers? Hhhhhuuuu! Oh Laad! Can't imagine the drama.. SO I am a great citizen of this country and my family...
Reply from: mabhebheza Friday, August 22, 2008 05:20 AM
Yes Pooky it means that....it Patyutyu mixed with yeast & god knws wat tjeer ubanyisa nyani sana
hallo Awe muratiwa.....
Reply from: belz Friday, August 22, 2008 05:24 AM
I am drinking for all those peeps in my family that don't drink> LOL!!! im gonna use this line somewhere.
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 05:24 AM
Holler - I remember Gin Zing... Too Lemon twisty... 

Mojito is nice... Even the VIRGIN (NON-ALC) one...  All the walkers can try that...

Reply from: monchooza Friday, August 22, 2008 05:25 AM
wow the world looks like like a crazy place when you are drunk.......all the people i work with here look so serious staring at their screens.....only i Know that they are all just busy with their hourly count down to freedom (in kasi lingo ukudakwa) instead of working....

i just sent you a <<<<<cyber Tot>>>>....yale rum engiyiphuzayo...enjoy
Reply from: mabhebheza Friday, August 22, 2008 05:25 AM
I alwys luved Mafikizolo song 

Kudak"onameli one nyuku ....udakwa njalo

Wena sthadwa sam udakwa njalo udakwa njalo!X4
this is 4Cnglemother & Nonny
Reply from: belz Friday, August 22, 2008 05:28 AM
LOL!!! monchooza. im drinking wine from a coke can myself, azange ngabagrand kanje emsebenzini, but its good if it makes you work kahle. Drinkers: what causes hiccups kanti when you drink?
Reply from: mabhebheza Friday, August 22, 2008 05:30 AM
Chairs (izintulu) Monchooza...eish manje u puttin ideas in my mind phela e Partners Boardroom yala espanini the have istock...JB,JD,uyazibiza nje...eish eish *deep in thought*
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 05:30 AM
LOL @ Sego's Community Service,

Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 05:35 AM

Segololo, your story is hilarious babe! can't copy it cause it's soo long mara it cracked me up!!!

i dont drink beer its 2bitter so if ikati lidla eziko( poverty/Broke) i will mix beer with lots of Sugar & Foro ,Sweeto or Oros !
4the sake of i plugg.... 

LOL Mabhebheza

*is this an AA meeting...Hello centrepiece (greeting u is, Tox, Rene, Sego, Monchooza, Pooky & the rest of zwidakwa zwa tvsa), lemme taka a long walk outta here b4 i get hit by 'stray' bottles,, - - - - - -

Bonita(Multiple Personalities Disroder)?? LOL

tl tl tl tl Awelani!!

Phuza face is caused by: the expression ur face makes ie( frown ) when u take strong stuff..mostly cheap alchohol..eg...cheap brandy or Takunyisa ...

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Thatha mababes!

Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 05:44 AM
I started on this phuza business when i was in primary i think bendina 10 and i introduced maself kwi CROWN,

Then was introduced to Bernini Dry- ya mmfa blackout- that was the end of our relations

Oooh, takes me baq!

Favourite cocktail: Mojito or long island iced tea 

Holler! what's in a mojito? I see those green leaves and i think i can't drink it.

Mojito is nice... Even the VIRGIN (NON-ALC) one... All the walkers can try that...
hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
Reply from: Molilo Friday, August 22, 2008 05:45 AM
Holler it is Solantis u r talking about
Reply from: Holler! Friday, August 22, 2008 05:48 AM
Oh Gaad! I want to hear that BOP song that goes 'Ke mang ya buditseng, sweety lavo gore nna ke nwa jwala!" O nkgopotsa ko Mmabatho waitse...back in the days...
Reply from: sjura Friday, August 22, 2008 05:50 AM
that song was sung by TROMPIES bethuna.
Reply from: monchooza Friday, August 22, 2008 05:59 AM
@Mabhebheza.....you know what to do babes....Just NIKE ( just Do It)
Reply from: Holler! Friday, August 22, 2008 06:01 AM
Holler! what's in a mojito? I see those green leaves and i think i can't drink it.--those green leaves are actually Mint, and lime..
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 06:05 AM
And am I the only one that thinks Southern Comfort is a bit too oily??? Nna it always used to go down like Borstol...
Reply from: Holler! Friday, August 22, 2008 06:08 AM
Holler it is Solantis u r talking about---EEEE ke yona!!...eish that thing was lethal jong
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 06:08 AM
Holler! what's in a mojito? I see those green leaves and i think i can't drink it.

Mint, lime, Rum,... It doesn't matter! It's alcohol, maann!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 06:11 AM

And am I the only one that thinks Southern Comfort is a bit too oily??? Nna it always used to go down like Borstol...Recovering Alcoholic in the house..tl tl tl.

Reply from: Cody Friday, August 22, 2008 06:16 AM
Solantis?????? is it that ginger thingie? bo holler le batho ba kgale maan!
Reply from: Segololo Friday, August 22, 2008 06:20 AM
<<And am I the only one that thinks Southern Comfort is a bit too oily??? Nna it always used to go down like Borstol...Recovering Alcoholic in the house..tl tl tl. >> and the first sign of an alcoholic is denying they drink.... Hhhhhhmmmmmmm!
Reply from: Onna Friday, August 22, 2008 06:21 AM
Tjo the days when we used to drink only on newyears eve. We would get so sloshed and not care of the getting caught by parents. We used to drink mocado coffee in mugs. The very first for me was at twelve we bought two autom harvests. Its was the school trip and we were so drunk we almost got expelled from school. From then on I have never looked back. I have been lucky that my partners dont mind that i drink either. You know when a boyfriend would just get all babaish on you n tell u he does not want u doin things. There days i just love me some sarita and hunters extreme.
Reply from: Onna Friday, August 22, 2008 06:22 AM
Tjo the days when we used to drink only on newyears eve. We would get so sloshed and not care of the getting caught by parents. We used to drink mocado coffee in mugs. The very first for me was at twelve we bought two autom harvests. Its was the school trip and we were so drunk we almost got expelled from school. From then on I have never looked back. I have been lucky that my partners dont mind that i drink either. You know when a boyfriend would just get all babaish on you n tell u he does not want u doin things. There days i just love me some sarita and hunters extreme.
Reply from: JadaPinkett Friday, August 22, 2008 06:30 AM
Ey toxic... nice topic but it's reminds me two years back... When I drank amastorm and they were like new... I was so drunk and the only thing that I was doing is to cry, telling people all my sad stories..............so from there I don't take any alcohol anyomore coz it's just make fun of me

Anyway Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply from: felfel Friday, August 22, 2008 06:42 AM
Any of ya'll ever tried disprin and coke waaaaay baaack in the days, i thin i tried it once with this one girl but i don't remember it working i think we just convinced ourselves we were drunk and started acting drunk......
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 06:52 AM

Thanks Sego for the link!

LOL @ Jada's drunk breakdowns

Felfel.....i was never one to experiment mara i can't see how that mixture would make me drunk so maybe u're right it was in your heads.....

Reply from: PY Friday, August 22, 2008 07:00 AM
 What did u start out drinking and...  
I started to taste alcohol from my Uncle's Lion Larger, he would say "take a sip mtshana this will kill ur worms"...
Then one day one of my freinds, gave me a tod of Alaska to taste, only 2 find out that it tasted like Panado (medicine), I was 16, and all of my freinds were drinking.
From then we would drink Hunters Dry, Brandy & Whisky, but I decided to quit Brandy & Whisky bcoz their Babalaz is too much for me.....

....What have you graduated to?
I'm Graduated to Savana, Hunters Hard Lemon, JC LeRoux, 4 Cousins & any Red Wine
Hunters Dry iyahambisisa...and
Phuza face is caused by: the expression ur face makes ie( frown ) when u take strong stuff..mostly cheap alchohol..eg...cheap brandy or Takunyisa ... pap sak, and also when u mix.... Beer, Brandy/Whisky, Wine (Wyn), and all kinds of Ciders
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 07:21 AM

<<And am I the only one that thinks Southern Comfort is a bit too oily??? Nna it always used to go down like Borstol...Recovering Alcoholic in the house..tl tl tl. >> and the first sign of an alcoholic is denying they drink.... Hhhhhhmmmmmmm!

hahahahaahahahaaahaaa

Reply from: Miss K Friday, August 22, 2008 07:23 AM
i want to try that flamming lambogini (news cafe). has anyone tried it? @Cody please please sisi stay away from that sh!t or have just 1. I have bad memories that i'd like to keep burried deep down and its thanks to 3 Flaming Lamboginis at News Cafe @ Campus Square. I was so out of it i only noticed the next morning that I paid a R700 bill whereas my frend and I only had 3 each!
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 07:25 AM
I started to taste alcohol from my Uncle's Lion Larger, he would say "take a sip mtshana this will kill ur worms"... 

tl tl tl!!


Reply from: Pooky Friday, August 22, 2008 07:35 AM
I started to taste alcohol from my Uncle's Lion Larger, he would say "take a sip mtshana this will kill ur worms"... 
  
heheheheheheheheehh
Reply from: Toxic Friday, August 22, 2008 08:06 AM

i think we all had an uncle that forced us to taste beer at some point in our lives....

Reply from: belz Friday, August 22, 2008 08:08 AM
Tox: strangely for me my dad is the one who forced me to taste it, namanje angazi why? but im glad he did, ibeer straight.
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 08:22 AM
Reply from: awelani Friday, August 22, 2008 08:27 AM
take a sip mtshana this will kill ur worms"... LMAO!!
Reply from: carino Friday, August 22, 2008 08:28 AM
I started to taste alcohol from my Uncle's Lion Larger, he would say "take a sip mtshana this will kill ur worms"... 

heheheh.. ooMalume banjani kanti?? reminds me oft hat song yakdala.... goes something like.... malome a ntshwara mo, le mo, le mo le mo le mo....
Reply from: Cande Saturday, August 23, 2008 14:40 PM
Oh Gaad! I want to hear that BOP song that goes 'Ke mang ya buditseng, sweety lavo gore nna ke nwa jwala!"

you mean Trompies? It is difficult for me since my bf doesnt phuza @ all

So, what’s your relationship with alcohol? 
I drink every weekend and during the week i sit wit a bottle of ST Anna, 4 Couzins e.t.c.

What did u start out drinking and what have you graduated to? 
I started in my primary school days with CROWN and then came HIGh School there was espirit, Brutal fruit, solantis, e.t.c.I went to tertiary there was SPIN..at the end of my 1st year STORM was made, and i havent looked anywhere since then..I do drink Savanna at times but STORM is my best followed by Red square energiser!!
What’s your favourite cocktail? 
I hardly drink them

But i promise myself that this is my last year
Reply from: Brown Shuga Sunday, August 24, 2008 03:59 AM

Toxic, you drink?? You don't look/sound like someone who drinks. *walks on by*

Reply from: sjura Monday, August 25, 2008 04:32 AM
Felfel......i also tried the disprin and coke mixture but i neva worked we  fell asleep  after  drinking it......mximmm
Reply from: Toxic Monday, August 25, 2008 04:37 AM
BS: I don't have the phuza face yet mara i can hold my own against drinkers of note.
Sjura..hayi what else would u expect from disprin? LOL
Reply from: Cande Friday, November 07, 2008 15:01 PM
Im thirsty, its a FRIDAY!!!
Reply from: Best-Achiever Friday, November 07, 2008 15:10 PM

Cande ...you can do with Shamma's services, i hope she gets in touch with you

Reply from: Cande Friday, November 07, 2008 15:16 PM
he he he BA, i mean thirsty for REAL water(if you catch my drift)
Reply from: Best-Achiever Friday, November 07, 2008 15:29 PM
REAL water ... Yes Cande, im talking still, sparkling, flovoured water LOL
Reply from: Cande Friday, November 07, 2008 15:33 PM
he he he Toxic what are you saying about Blade Nzimande?????
Reply from: Shuga babe Friday, November 07, 2008 15:36 PM

LMAO @ Cande

Reply from: carino Friday, November 07, 2008 15:40 PM
Ayeye Get-together.... Ayeye byanong!
Reply from: TheLady Friday, November 07, 2008 15:55 PM

just reminded I need to buy ama savanna for uDecember...
otherwise I'll have to downgrade to iburchell

Reply from: monchooza Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:32 AM
LOL... I am drinking in the office...so I thought of this article.....LOL
Reply from: TheLady Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:40 AM
On a Tuesday morning monch...you need some devine intervention
Reply from: awelani Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:52 AM
LOL @ Monchoo,,, you a soon to be AA member,lol,,,so early in the morning?? on Tuesday nogal???  where's mjj, u need a prayer,lol
Reply from: monchooza Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:03 AM
i am drinking because yesterday i slept at 2am...eish yah ngiyisdakwa for sure....mara isdakwa esine class...lol
Reply from: awelani Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:19 AM
LOL....
Reply from: maud Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:19 PM
hi

i started when i was in high school .ka Moccadore then comes Hansa, i change to Solantis running away from umkhaba , Solantis was no longer brewed , i drank Chivas , the problem it was very slow for me, i moved to henneys if i am financially covered, but definately sure everynight i drink a class of Chivas ,but ii PF yona , not in this life time,
Reply from: KeleFabulous Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:28 PM
happy drinking Tox! you only live once
Reply from: Savanah Dry Tuesday, December 14, 2010 14:23 PM
I am bored with life and i drink everyday i think i am now an Alcoholic !!
Reply from: Cande Tuesday, December 14, 2010 14:30 PM
LOL
Reply from: BigMama Tuesday, December 14, 2010 14:34 PM
what's up Savanah Dry, you are digging up the dead...lol
Reply from: babye Tuesday, December 14, 2010 14:49 PM
LOL 

Hey i love my Klipdrift with coke = cola 
monate wa teng
Reply from: Savanah Dry Tuesday, December 14, 2010 16:03 PM
I am seriously bored BigMama some bosses are mean we ar nt closing for the holidays so am reading old blogs and loling
 





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